When converted to ascii the binary message read:
Beware the bearers of FALSE gifts & their BROKEN PROMISES. Much PAIN but still time. (Damaged Word). There is GOOD out there.We OPpose DECEPTION. Conduit CLOSING (BELL SOUND)
Crop circle fags swear it was too intricate for a human to create.
it is debunked by common sense, why would transcendentally advanced interstellar beings use a shitty 250x400 .bmp as the template for their shitty self portrait
so how did we do it? tell me every step
step 1: grab balaclava
step 2: grab garden hoe
step 3: insert hoe into your mom's anus
step 4: insert other end of hoe into dad's urethra
step 5: enter orb
It's real.
It's real.
2 phases.
Phase 1
>compose text message
>convert to binary
>circumscribe a circle using a piece of string
>flatten the rim of the circle by going around stomping on a piece of plywood
>from the center of the circle, flatten out the message in a spiral pattern by measuring lengths of the plywood square as a 1 in binary
Phase 2
>draw a shitty grey on paper
>digitize using a shitty 2002-era printer-scanner
>convert to monochrome
>print your template using aforementioned printer-scanner
>demarcate border of the portrait by stomping on a plywood board in straight lines to make a quadrilateral (partially obscured by the previous circle
>1 pixel of image = 1 plywood board length
>starting from top left, stomp the black squares from left to right
>when you finish a line, go to the next line, creating a shitty greylian portrait in grass
>plywood meme
If the crop circle is genuine, the nodes of the stalks of the crops are blasted out on one side by microwaves, and not simply flattened.
So unless some britbong farmer out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere managed to get a device than can literally microwave an image into a giant chunk of land, I call bullshit on your post.
Glow harder, nagger.
do you have evidence of that? Or you're just saying it? Where is the macro photography of plant stalks at the scene? How did you come to your conclusion that microwaves were used?
>he took a namefag seriously
>"convincing"
Well, how much more convincing can you get?
They replied with a message in ASCII, and they also gave us a reply in the exact same format as the Arecibo message.
Only way they could get more "convincing" than sending a direct message would be to beam everyone up into the mothership and give everyone a quick anal probing session before sending them about their day.
>nothing more has happened in that field
Or it has, and the glowies are just scrubbing the information, like they always have.
that's what the crop circle cult says but it's not true. mechanically flattened stalks are also shown to form those same "nodes".
nice! now do it without breaking ANY of the stalks and have a 'ghost' image of the circle show up the next year
What would you expect them to do?
If you were to send a message back in time to the 1950s, you wouldn't send an email, even if you could. The receiver have to be able to understand and decipher it somehow
Are you an interstellar being?
You're applying human logic to non human intelligence
What would be a "realistic" thing for aliens to do in your eyes?
>it is debunked by common sense
Something you clearly lack
it's not a self portrait you dumb bastard. it's a warning or "wanted poster" of a hostile species made by a different, benevolent species
Because it's fucking corn, you stupid asshole.
Not a 4k OLED.
retards with neurological issues or deformed souls
if you're making posts like this you need to stop, think, and then probably kill yourself for the betterment of everyone.
they were going for the indie crowd
It never was.
I’d venture to guess it was real considering what’s about to happen with alien invasion false flag commencement.
Problem/reaction/solution
I found this in a 1970s sputnik magazine nagger bitches
A E S T H E T H I C C
freaking aliens
No, and the crop circles never will be deboonked, it'll always be some glownagger writing up an article in 5 minutes about "durr, how come dey no use da radio??" as if even if the ayylmaos did sent a radio message back, the government would inform the masses.
It's just like the Arecibo message and it's reply [see in pic].
The messages from the ayys cannot get anymore clearer than this.
>We OPpose DECEPTION
Even the fucking ayys don't agree with the governments lying to their citizens, holy shit
>plug image into your modern entirely-electronic automatic tesla tractor
>???
'maze-ons (nonce goggles)
On the one hand, i don't really have any good explanation why someone would spend all that time planning up such images and messages, then executing them over one night.
On the other, if this really was aliens, wouldn't we get some more "convincing" messages later? It's been about 20 years since the Broken Promises and Sagan reply cropcircles were found. And yet it seems nothing more has happened in that field
It's not "aliens".
"*Scalar interferometry may explain many unusual phenomena that are being sighted. Two immediately come to mind, the glowing orbs that are being seen in the skies around the world, and the crop circles. Both phenomena could be easily accomplished with the new scalar superweapons. Balls of plasma flying through the sky at phenomenal speeds may well be the 'marker beacons' of the scalar weapons. Marker beacons are created for fine tuning the aiming of the devices. Air Force jets were recently sent aloft from Edwards AFB to chase two just glowing orbs. After chasing them a while, the orbs simple vanished. That is to say, the scalar beams creating the orb were turned off. By feeding a graphic pattern into the aiming software such a plasma ball could be made to trace out that pattern, at the distant interference zone (target zone), making the standing crops fall over, creating a crop circle. Remember there are many modes and effects of these weapons.*"
- Scalar Interferometers
http://www.dankalia.com/more/weapons/Scalar%20Potential%20Interferometers.htm
"*These kind of balls can be used as marker beacons giving feedback for precision aiming of the howitzers. The energy of the marker beacon can be read back into the computers giving precise location information for pinpoint aiming. The target area can be very small, or widened out. There is a little movie of one of the Hessdalen plasma balls here. It would seem to be a clear documentation of a scalar howitzer marker-beacon. How many other current 'UFO' sightings are actually the witnessing of Tesla howitzer tests? In fact there are a great many anomalous events of the past few decades which might very well be explained by the Russian testing of their longitudinal electromagnetic weapons. It would seem that the mysterious appearance of crop circles around the world could be accomplished by feeding a precise mathematical graphic pattern into the computerized aiming software and change the very molecular structure of the crops themselves along the lines of that pattern. The stalks fall over from the localized effect of the longitudinal waves. A plasma ball tracing patterns?*"
- Scalar Wars
http://www.prahlad.org/pub/bearden/scalar_wars.htm
This guy figured it out also:
'Crop Circles Solved'
https://captajitvadakayil.in/2022/03/01/crop-circles-mystery-solved-capt-ajit-vadakayil/
Both of these fail to explain the more intricate patterns, such as crops being braided with each other or bent at varying angles and not just flattened.
See picrel for an example of the "braided" pattern
Can you explain what in that photo could not have been done by hoaxers?
accomplishing it during the night without getting caught
See
deboonked how? crop circles and crop art are all human made.
>https://www.circlemakerstv.org/
listen to matt williams who was one of the OG circle makers back when crop circles were at their peak in the late 90s. he used to do vlogs and podcasts and what not all about his experiences
>Much PAIN
bros, so life is really all just suffering...
just make your own in backyard and wait for reply?
It was, it was part of marketing campaign of movie Signs.
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Checkout the think anomalous youtube video on it, he goes into how it was “debunked” and how there is still a lot of stuff unexplained. The debunking was more of just a rushed away explanation for the news cycle, rather than a real explanation.
This was really interesting about it ..
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