Was Jesus an alien?

Was Jesus an alien? It makes entire sense to me that Jesus was an alien that was the result of an alien race literally breeding Mary and putting such a divine figure inside of her. Was it an experiment or was there a supreme purpose? Who knows? But I can think of no other explanation as to how Jesus would be able to perform the miracles that he performed.

God is just the alien race that put him here. If anything, we should be worshipping them and Him instead of the classic perception of God as a bald man with a white beard in the sky.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >supposedly could do miracles
    >no other person in existence sense then and before could do any miracles
    >but he was real guyize
    Okay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really blows my mind how many people believe miracles are real. It's like they read something and just believe it no questions asked. It doesn't make any sense

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Experience miracles and then say they aren’t real. Blows my mind skeptics huff their own farts all the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did miracles myself.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bald
    Maybe your god
    I ain't worship no baldy
    (No, seriously, i've never seen depictions of bald God, He's always portrayed with a full mane wether gray or white)
    Anyway, your theory is gay, unoriginal and way too late into the game
    Fuck you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brother, I never said it was original. But it's just meant to have a conversation about it. I Googled it but couldn't find much, and I'm curious if there's anything in the scripture that backs it up.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus was from a higher dimension. Picrel: it’s a 4D man affixed to a 4D cube net

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, only messengers and witnesses here. Jesus is higher pbbly doing revelations on other worlds or planets idk

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starseed. Kinda alien but also fully human.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who knows?

    take a look at your ancestors related to the religion and look at it despite. theyre cannibals.

    experimental not, as the fashion of language itself was written into a body you cannot feast on or tear apart. so you see death.

    it was made to quell your cannibal appetites and violence for it, and it did. still, your kind kills.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, israelites are aliens. Theyre the anunnaki.
    https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/413807291/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this sums it up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The anunnaki according to the sumerian mythos were at least 10 feet tall so no, israelites aren't anunnaki and according to that mythos we're all mixed, including the israelites.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sumerian creation mythos for our race says that the gods (anunnakis in this case for the sumerians) created a race called "adamu" using their own dna mixed with "cave dwellers", well rather than dna the mythos mentions saliva. The purpose was to use us to mine gold because the previous race got pissy about being used as cheap laborers.

    Later on "adamu" ended up being translated into hebrew as "men/son of Adam". I don't think Jesus was more alien than any of us, as opposed to being tampered with, but that's just my take.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The whole story is really about pagan gang-stalking. Mary was probably a downie boy in drag. They bought the baby from the three wise men as some kind of joke. So baby Jesus could have fallen from the sky, like Superman, and been met by alien helpers on Earth. As God is outside of time, and knew what was going to happen. They were always going to sacrifice him. Crucifying a human is probably not that big a deal. Crucifying an alien...

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A hybrid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      31 space crafts?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=V0ITKmIOXCKU-pT7

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    technically, we are all aliens or entities trapped on earth, then reincarnated here over and over again...

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it may be that the character name 'je-sus' is one key to unlocking the deeper information of the character's stories as well as gaining understandings of some of the other groups of information in the compiled book.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man, read genesis for once.
    man was created in the image of God. the only thing that sets Jesus apart from your normal human being is that he had received the Holy Spirit to do the will of the Father, which you can have too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first superhuman

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a israeli necromancer that attempted to mantle Dionysus, with at least some degree of success.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty badass

      ?si=4DLlJSsbxhH3yQtm
      Wanna blaze one up

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