Was Jesus a hippie?

Was Jesus a hippie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    He was an apocalyptic cult leader. Basically the David Koresh of his day.

    Assuming he existed (which he didn't)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >which he didn't
      You will burn for eternity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus existed but he liked getting shat upon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Santa will leave a lump of coal in my stocking too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >LE HECKIN BAD PLACE
        moronic brainwashed cattle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Paul the Apostle Sr wrote the Revelations, not Paul the Apostle Jr

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You will burn for eternity.
        I'll bring my sunscreen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

      Christ lived, died, and defeated death.
      Only through Christ can you be saved from the wrath to come.
      Repent or perish.

      >which he didn't
      You will burn for eternity.

      God is more merciful than man.

      Eternal fire is an eternal punishment, not an eternal life in torment.
      It's the same eternal fire which destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah.

      The wages of sin is death [not eternal life in torment] (Rom 6:23)
      Body and soul will be destroyed by God (Mt 10:28)
      https://www.thetruthabouthell.net/

      He was a Muslim

      No

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >had contact with God (what happens when you trip on LSD)
    >had long hair
    >promoted peace
    >rebelled against the establishment
    >lived in communes

    yes

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a Muslim

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no he's a tax evader and a white nationalist who love to cut affordable healthcare

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dude jesus was literally a socialist hippie. He was all about peace and and love. He destroyed capitalism in the church and just wanted everyone to eat and be happy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John the Baptist Sr is the first hippie. Jesus Christ Jr is the second hippie. John the Baptist Jr is the third hippie. Revelations are the coauthors' Proof.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was rather antisemitic wasn't he?
    I love Him so much for pulling off histories greatest theology theft. The gentiles took the most important thing to the israelite and it's all thanks to my buddy Jesus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus mainlined Crack, yep a junkie.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John the Baptist’s “Wild Honey” in Antiquity is Acid

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was such a hippie he provoked edgelords into torturing him to death

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