Was Jesus a hippie?
Was Jesus a hippie?
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Was Jesus a hippie?
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Yes.
He was an apocalyptic cult leader. Basically the David Koresh of his day.
Assuming he existed (which he didn't)
>which he didn't
You will burn for eternity.
Jesus existed but he liked getting shat upon.
And Santa will leave a lump of coal in my stocking too
>LE HECKIN BAD PLACE
Retarded brainwashed cattle.
Paul the Apostle Sr wrote the Revelations, not Paul the Apostle Jr
>You will burn for eternity.
I'll bring my sunscreen.
No
Christ lived, died, and defeated death.
Only through Christ can you be saved from the wrath to come.
Repent or perish.
God is more merciful than man.
Eternal fire is an eternal punishment, not an eternal life in torment.
It's the same eternal fire which destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah.
The wages of sin is death [not eternal life in torment] (Rom 6:23)
Body and soul will be destroyed by God (Mt 10:28)
https://www.thetruthabouthell.net/
No
>had contact with God (what happens when you trip on LSD)
>had long hair
>promoted peace
>rebelled against the establishment
>lived in communes
yes
He was a Muslim
no he's a tax evader and a white nationalist who love to cut affordable healthcare
dude jesus was literally a socialist hippie. He was all about peace and and love. He destroyed capitalism in the church and just wanted everyone to eat and be happy
John the Baptist Sr is the first hippie. Jesus Christ Jr is the second hippie. John the Baptist Jr is the third hippie. Revelations are the coauthors' Proof.
He was rather antisemitic wasn't he?
I love Him so much for pulling off histories greatest theology theft. The gentiles took the most important thing to the israelite and it's all thanks to my buddy Jesus
Jesus mainlined Crack, yep a junkie.
John the Baptist’s “Wild Honey” in Antiquity is Acid
he was such a hippie he provoked edgelords into torturing him to death