>waIk into your room
>see pic related Iying in your bed
>waIk into your room
>see pic related Iying in your bed
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
Lay down on the fay mound on top of her pussy and take a nap
Do a 720 and walk away
you'd be back from where you started dumbass
Fine, do a 1080 and walk away. Happy?
I love that this meme is still so proficient in weeding out zoomer newfags like you
I checked it and its from fucking 2006. This bitch probably wasnt even alive. I was a naive kid who only knew how to play fp games, not corrupted by LULZ.
..the reply has been part of the meme for over a decade. fuck sake am i really getting to that age now
That reply is part of the meme by this point.
call authorities for a home invasion, press charges and get every cent she owns.
Call the cops and then blow my head off so it looks like she did it
Me on the right hand side of the image
I don't even know what that fucking crab thing is but obviously the correct coarse of action would be to push it off of the bed using the girl or a pillow in case it's dangerous
zoomers never watched Aliens. lul. these mother fuckers are only allowed to watch 99 Marvel spin offs and nothing else.
call the authorities and wait for them with my revolver at the ready
deploy the eggs
Wonder how she got into my bedroom
get off bitch im high off this shit and need to lay off for a while!!!
>long straight black hair
>lovely smooth skin
i would absolutely sma-
call the cops to pick up this dumpster whore
grow up already retard.
>G-grow up you dont like my shitty body art!!
You are based
>tattoos are le so epic!!
you are the child
biggest projection currently on the board
>grow up already retard
t. person who likes to draw doodles on themselves
Golem alert. All tattoos make people look worse and tattoos are self harm too since the ink is toxic
you do know that people get tattoos specifically to turn off people like you, right?
Sound like a win win to me
their loss, enjoy being a single mother with a half nagger kid
Low test, you sound like a female talking about "the ick"
>having standards is low test
You sound more like a woman than he does
You would still fuck her if you got the chance. Like a female however, you pretend you wouldn't because of things that make you mad
No I wouldnt, air head hoes genuinely disgust me but hey, there plenty of them out there for guys like you
Keep lying like a woman, low test autist
Now thats a high T post if I ever saw it hahahah
low inhib retard baffled that people can have standards and aren't lead around by their dick
Not baffled, many people here are low test autists
Most of the people complaining about the tattoo would let her drain their balls without a second thought. People are goofy on the internet
It's not about letting her drain balls, its about the tattoo making her look like a whore and therefore ruining the whole rest of the image.
It doesn't ruin it to the point where you're turned off completely. If that girl wanted to sleep with you, you would even when you think tattoo are trashy. Men have standards as long as women aren't around
Sure its still nice but the point of that image is mostly the mix of that serene and innocent look and her being hot, but the tattoo ruins the innocence so she's just hot.
The picture is too forced and fixated on showing off her assets to be truly innocent (firm tits, thick thighs, fat kissable lips, long hair, navel exposed, laying down in bed). Even without the tattoo it'd be too titilating for me to call it serene and innocent
>Men have standards as long as women aren't around
What kind of retard logic is this? Stop projecting your desperation
Thanks. I will keep fucking them. Enjoy your hand, incel.
I am married bud, enjoy those hoes of yours.
Fuck, you ruined it for me too. Why do they have to do this?
This guy doesn't like hot women because of drawings
This guy does what LULZ psyop says
Pussy bitch, you incels are so picky.
This anon is based. Very based
I didn't know based=gay now
No anon. You are just gay, there is no based for you. You can only be one or the other
Not having sex with hot babes because of a doodle is gay
It's like not having sex with a woman because of her sense of fashion doesn't match yours and that's gay
>just FUCK bro! just poop an cum bro! whatru gey!? Bro just shart n poop n cum bruh just shove it in there in go at it! If you're not a filthy fucking pig that'll fuck anything then yer gey bro! Just wanna FUCK and SUCK n shart ghhaaaaaa oh my god i just wanna fuckin COOOOM
That's not based what you said
You're being feminine in your mannerisms
Explain why you wouldn't have sex with op pic
>OMG! ETS A GORL! A REAL LIVE GORL! Why wouldn't u FUCK dat pussi!? r u gey? its a GORL BRO! You are being feminine! REAL men would FUCK AND POOP AND COOM all over her in a second
It's a dirty rotten STD ridden whore with tramp stamps m8
Then just say you don't like whores you goddamned idiot, go post on every board how you don't like pictures of naked women online because they're all hoores
Sorry I said idiot, please forgive
It's sort of obvious why tattoos are disgusting, ya fucking dumbass. Same with face piercings. Just revolting
>some random used up whore
I like girls with tattoos simply bc I at least know I won't have to deal with one of you creep losers crawling through my bushes at night trying to get a peek at my tastefully tattooed wife.
>Probably still will
Damn I almost didn't catch that it thank you based anon
Fucking based, I'm ashamed I missed it until you pointed it out. I prefer natty untrimmed bush though, feels good man
i hope shes my sister
I will start boiling eggs
also put a note and she's safe here and doesnt have to worry about anything
what this anon said.
still the best response after so many years
nagger, eggs cost as much as crack now
shes gettiing rice
realize that she isnt East Azn and slowly shufflestep away
Wake her up and ask her what the fuck she's doing in my house.
Cuddle her legs and rest my head on her tummy.
ask for the unshooped version
Do what I came to do, keeping quiet so as not to disturb her.
Rape her. Oh, was I not supposed to say that? That's why you made the thread, isn't it?
>Oh, that's what stinks
kill myself before the authorities arrest me
Rape, shoot, call the police and claim that she intruded my home and tried to rape me.
i wanna kiss her thights hug them and sleep with her
can some pro edit the tattoo out? id like to save this but...
Check for a pulse first.
Impregnate her like there's no tomorrow
So can anyone explain how tf is it possible to have thighs thag thicc with a body that thin? Edited photo?
won the genetic lottery for fat distribution
Wipe off her makeup, take a picture, upload to Tinder as my profile image. If she has any issue with this, she'll have to claim her makeup-less self is what is photographed.
Use Tinder to get free pizza and gift cards.
i'd gather all the spiders in my room and unleash them on her
Get the fuck out of my house hippy slut
Ether-soaked rag her to ensure she is unconscious and tie her to the bedposts, have my way with her body, impregnating her, then order that thing that contracts your muscles they use for coma patients so they don't atrophy and feed her exclusively meat/fat until she gives birth, and I will have the colostrum and donate our baby to the nearest orphanage or fire department, at which point I will let the cycle repeat. My unconscious baby maker will give me the gains I require, and as long as I knock her unconscious between spongebaths, she'll stay pristine.
Of course, I will have soundproofed her new home before I ever take the duct tape off of her mouth!
Yes, I need milkies. All mine
HUH? I'm sorry, WHAT? This is probably the most detailed and thought out plans of rape I've EVER SEEN. 10/10 planning, anon.
Feast upon her mighty poon
Ask her what happened to her tits and wings.
had a lice infestation ever since neighbors moved in so I hope I'd warn her about that first off. secondly my dad won't approve of her especially if she isn't an orthodox christian so I might have to sneak her out after explaining the lice situation to her and honestly I don't think I'd be able to sneak her out because my mom and sister might try to feed her.
i take my schizo pills
i'm going to sneak in, grab my multivitamin and close the door
Kiss her tummy to wake up
I would be spooked because it's more likely to be some sort of creature from /x/ that is going to take my seed and violently kill me, than me actually bringing a beautiful woman like this into my bed.
Another possibility is, that I might have ultimately lost it and my brain is actively hallucinating to cope with my pathetic consciousness.
Is the sleeping lady Asian?
who is this sperm succubus
My baby mama
Nothing, probably. I would need to be very close to someone to be comfortable having sex without someone or even just cuddling.
Be really confused, would probably freeze up, then be indecisive on whether i should wake her up or not