Wagies, what are the political implications of you getting up right now to get back into your cage.
Its 7am I've just finished some computer stock work and now I think I'll watch a film that gauged my interest.
Never seen it before. THE INVASION
Wagies, what are the political implications of you getting up right now to get back into your cage.
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Ew stoner nagger. Youre probably short and get zero bitches.
Based.
I'm 5 foot 11 and white and get zero bitches. Not even fat either. I'm a 46k/yr wagie. What OP is doing is BASED and I'm tired of pretending it's not. I got up at 4:46 a.m. this morning to go to work. I want to kill myself.
Im 6 foot 2. Lean, have abs and never drink in my life. I get bitches everyday. Just take care of your face and the rest will come.
>Just take care of your face
How? I'm a 4/10.
Why do so many memeflags claim to be 6’2” blonde haired, blue eyed fit chads?
I'm 6'3, brown hair hazel eyes. Tall people exist, anon. Although I'd bet at least some of these guys are stretching the truth a little. It's an anonymous image board after all. Brownoids and israelites come on here pretending to be white all the time.
> short
He was right, you get zero bitches.
Better luck next time.
5 foot 11 is average but nice bait.
>I got up at 4:46 a.m. this morning to go to work. I want to kill myself.
At least you will have $5k more per year than NEET in social security. TOP KEK
Wow. That really put a lot into preservative with one sentence.
Anyone that think indifferent is just pissed that in 10 minutes its only 9am. I'm watching this crazy interesting movie and they are about to get bitch slapped by their boss
18 y/o bitches love weed
and they stay 18.
I'm 6'3 and bitches flock to me its overwhelming sometimes.
Chase a check (chase it), never chase a bitch (I don't chase no bitches)
If thats true quit being a stoner. Im 6 foot 2 and get bitches everyday even though i cant even do 20 pushups. Flat stomach, good face, no subhuman activities like stoner drinking cooming will lead you a great life.
It is true.
Don't worry about my pot consumption.
I wouldn't be too hyped up on my physique if I couldn't do 20 push ups.
Personally I can do 80 push ups with zero issue in one set. I can do 100 if i push myself to exertion. I run a 6 minute mile.
sure you might not believe it but who gives a fuck I could care less about a strangers validation. I have no reason to lie to you.
20 push ups is super weak. You need to get that up big time to at least 40.
Let me ask how much money do you have?
Daily bitches but how much cash?
You sound younger than me and im a spring chikcen.
Im 20. My dad is a millionaire. My mom family owns nearly 16 different franchise including luis vitton in germany. Im still yet to graduate though. The thing is i have no cum in my balls for nearly 4 years due to fucking every other week i have spritually drained. But physically thanks to my dads genetics i have a flat stomach which makes easier for to get abs. If im a stoner or a drinker i will be a fat POS.
Maybe that southern flag is indicative of your low IQ. Id kill myself if I was wealthy and couldn't do 20 push ups. Unironically you actually sound more like a pot head more than I do and I'm the pot head, go figure.
Truthfully anon, become strong and powerful.
Money won't help you in a street fight.
Only help people you think are worthy.
I don't have all the answers.
Try not to catch a disease . It's rampant.
>could care less
All that money and muscles and you still talk like a nagger. What's the point?
>20 pushups
thats pathetic. I smoke weed like a chimney and I can do more than that
I get bitches everyday and I'm way worse off, i literally get the pick if the litter.
Attitude and having what a bitch wants.
You could be butt ugly and still make it, just gotta be willing to cheat.
Lol. I guess most incels hate to admit it. But to some degree we are all here voluntarily. I don't even have the energy left to deal with a soul sucking succubus. It's just too much of a hastle. Also, the choice in my area extends elusively to meth head and Christcuck bitches. So even if I wanted to get a girl I'd be fucked.
sad life
Ok tyrone
How white are you by the way just wondering
Let me know when your mix tape drops
I want to sell you meth and make it expensive just because you're investment nagger
nagger don't you see go go juice beans?
For me its the McCafe Premium Roast Medium.
When you open the container the subtle notes of caramel and chocolate hit your nose with that refreshing zest of 100% exotically sourced Arabica coffee beans. No meth needed.
If one day the israelites stop printing and laudering money, you will become a hobo because this source of gibs for cluster Bs homos would have dried up.
But the chances of this ever happening are extremely low.
Mccafe coffee beans? Are you for real?
No Croatia, I'm not kidding.
It's the highest quality coffee bean you can buy at the regular local goyslop markets.
Smell, taste, it has it all, comparatively the other options are literal dog shit and smell like rotten asshole.
I just made 26$ pooping bro
Sorry to hear that anon.
>filthy surroundings and remarkably dirty keyboard
>all curtains closed
>smoking drugs from an unsanitary looking pipe
>watching shit tier content on a free movie website for third worlders
>pretending to make money on stocks in a market that even warren buffett is eating shit in
absolutely thriving
It was still dark out, retard.
Hurry up wagie get back to the cagie it's almost 8am! You dont want to be docked pay do you???
What the fuck is wrong with your ceiling?
What does your ceiling look like?
0/10 feng shui
i work from home but i would rather get an office job than sit in that musty dugout all day
This. Spiritual flow is important
Fucking mongoloids. GET OFF YOUR PHONE GET BACK TO WORK.
How well did they feng shui work out for the Chinese when we dropped a nuke on there bitch ass's. How about the second one? That feng shui really worked well to let their energy become fucking vaporized into particle dust.
The israelites dropped the bombs on the most Christian area of Japan.
holocaust: a sacrifice consumed by fire
Dresden and Japan sacrifices to the israelites god.
You literally live with your mommy.
Meanwhile, I work from home. I'm getting paid to shitpost RIGHT NOW, all I have to do is redact 200~ pages of legal documents today and listen in to a 30 minute meeting, and I've already done the redactions because I actually know how to use software tools instead of manually highlighting every word with my mouse.
I'll collect my $7800 salary and enjoy knowing I can retire and get 86% of it as soon as I turn 55, or I can work for 5 more months and make 88%. It'll likely be higher by then too.
I've gone to the office twice in the past 2 years.
>he doesn't get paid while shit posting
Ngmi
The Job I do is so easy I barely even consider it work at this point. It gets a bit annoying every now and then. But it's basically like just sitting around all day.
Getting exciting over here. Glad I'm not driving to work right now
>doesn't realize 1 in 4 normalfags works from home
>thinks hes in an elite club
>actual nagger tier PC
>nagger computer
Yeah what the fuck am I even looking at?
pretty much
t. wfh software engineer
Which language/s do you use? Are html/java good for wfh?
C++ primary and C# secondary, desktop dev. for machines with some custom hardware attachments that play video games
Goddamn it, I'm doing it all wrong then lmao. Gf is learning c++ and c# at uni, i decided to sefl learn java and html for shits and giggles but it turns out to be actually interesting to learn. I'll see if she can teach me after i get to a decent knowledge with java
I work from home so my day looks exactly like you, weed, coffee, comfy shows and all. but I also get paid and my job is really fun.
I too use Fmovies , its awesome. I dont do shit either
I haven't gone to sleep yet from yesterday
First what you mean "stock work"?
Second thats a cheap monitor for you to be mocking anyone.
Third you are a drug addict (coffee and marijuana)
Fourth you are a tech illiterate drug addict it seems, since you are watching a movie online and not torrenting it you dumbfag
And lastly, fuck wagies
Funny because I guarantee I have a faster words per minute typing average than you do.
>Neckbeard shows off his neckbeard skills
You sure get tons of chicks
Your insult was "tech illiterate" lol
Typing fast does not make you tech lliterate
Hmmmm. Considering typing fast and accurately is one of the most important skills when operating and communicating using a computer I would have to say you are retarded sir.
>you are a tech illiterate
>torrenting
lmao dude i never heared such a dumbass thing like this.
A film gauged your interest? You sure you don't want to restructure that weedhead?
Yeah I opted to ignore that bit of obvious retardation.
Are you guys retarded?
The movie doesn't gauge your interest. You gauge your interest against the movie. The movie can be a gauge for your interest, it itself cannot gauge your interest.
Yeah dude this is where you're wrong.
Care to elaborate why a movie isn't capable of doing things? You fucking mongoloid midwit idiot.
Do you live in the country? How do you earn a living if you're not a wagie?
Plenty of ways to live in America without a job (as in a job working for a company)
Because a movie is an inanimate object. You aren't. You are the one that does the gauging since you have agency. Other objects are just tools to facilitate you gauging value.
The movie cannot ascribe value to things.
The movie itself psychically gauges my interest by existing and coming across my path.
I can't believe this needs to be explained to someone.
You are a fucking idiot.
Company wants me to return to office in about 3-4 weeks. I can't stand the thought of getting office ready in the morning, sitting in traffic, pay for parking and working on the office all day.
This gig pays pretty well but no way I can do the office shit long term. Need to find something I'm actually interested in that is wfh.
damn this mundane thread made workers MAD
protip - most of LULZ is feds and trust fund kids joking with each other.
we're all either retired or on the inside track dole for our respective gov'ts.
>trust fund kids
LOL ain't no one here rich and under 26 most of them are boomers dabbing on people and Gen x homosexuals and I see them on LULZ alot
I'm a 25 year old trust fund guy. My mom died 8 years ago and left me a ton of money, she worked for lockheed.
Most anons have some sort of link like that or GATE bringing us here (I was also in GATE).
The only people to pity are the 3rd worlders that don't get what LULZ is, they genuinely don't have any upside linking them together aside from being our serfs.
Oh indeed! We're all rich on LULZ.
I'm not rich, my money is metered for the rest of my life since its generally the same output year over year due to low yield stocks and futures.
I just don't have to actually work a day in my life again so thats why I can be online in the middle of the morning.
POST your license if you're real or shut the fuck up, you're probably in your kid 30s bud I've seen enough of LULZ
Goodness that is certainly a detailed and interesting backstory! Truthfully though, it's is a shame to learn you aren't rich. I was hoping we'd be able to connect on something. Not everyone's father can be Shigeru Miyamoto like mine, I try to remember this when speaking to the commoner.
Speaking of. Sounds like somebody's grumpy. Running late? No no wait, you can't be a worker, not with a good strong christian wit like this. I presume you are a part of the upper class as well? Feel free to be honest, we're all anon here.
I'm fine not being rich.
No, the movie can't. (You) can gauge your interest against the movie.
Yes it can. and it determined that it was interesting enough for me to watch.
Damn this movie is getting good!
It's speeding up and it's thrilling. Been so busy busting my ass on my own time I don't watch many movies these days.
My room is my cage since I work from home.
>be designed by God himself and given purpose
>one of which, is working (one of the big ones)
>slacking off and choosing not to work because you can
>thinking this behaviour will work out in the long run
shiggydiggydooda. You do you OP. You fool.
>drugs, shit, and poverty
>spends his time watching b movies he's too dumb to torrent
yeah okay bro
Its illegal to torrent movies mongoloid
>illegal to torrent movies
>watches them instead on free moldovian streaming sites
>which deliver them through webtorrents
like you give a shit lol
Yeah I do. One viewing method is legal the other isn't you midwit fuck
well it should bother you then that fmovies is not an licensed official distributor of the content your consuming
Try again midwit.
Viewing on a website is not downloading and possessing. Fr movies is liable not people who visit the site.
okay so legally gray piracy
ethically you don't care and you're still too dumb to torrent
People don't not commit crimes because of ethics. You fucking idiot.
what? you're rapping to beat in your head homie
still too dumb to torrent and get away with it
I'm always amazed when larpers give themselves away by not knowing that someone truly in their situation wouldn't post it to LULZ. /misc/ would be the last thing on their mind.
OP has no real life value, and is larping something he thinks will gain /misc/ updoots.
Yet you are here. More than likely about to get back into your cage. Get your ass in there wagie.
Based on his low intelligence this is the case. The lil nagger thinks movies are talking to him. Its probably the fertilizer in his weed messing him up.
A movie can't determine things. It doesn't have agency nagger. You don't either by the looks of it though.
you’re just jealous of OP
Your break is almost up. Get back to the cubicle or HR will get angry.
No reason to be jealous of OP, I'm in the same situation as him but I'm not retarded.
There's no reason to be jealous of someone that dumb that has nothing going on in their lives. I'd be more jealous if he made a thread about his tomato farm and how well its doing.
The way you think leads me to believe you probably believe in God too; or that 9/11 was done by the United States Government.
No to both.
Once I realized my error in language I decided to just continue even though I knew I was wrong.
All good anon.
>we're not so different you and I
Reason why i push to find remote work, reason why I'm starting to learn html and then plan to move on in that sector with an addition of finishing my degree which can also offer working remote. I hate leaving my home against my will
This thread was just on page 6. Do I detect low industriousness in the masses?
I’m taking a “personal day” to go to a job interview. I make six figures but it’s 5 days a week in office and I have no time to do things that matter so I’m looking for remote/hybrid work to get time back, even if it’s lower paying.
Look into places trying out that 4 day work week. Its starting to pick up steam in the US.
>bare minimum work
>Drinking McDonald’s coffee
>consume shit movie
>look at me please
Damn this is really a decent movie! has some weird connections to today even from 2007.
39 minutes in and its getting good.
an hour left to go I wonder what will happen.
Shit wagies wont even being going to lunch in an hour MOR WORK, RIGHTO
Wagie here, i work in factory where they produce biscuits, i started like 1 month ago, i dont work everyday, perhaps 3 or 4 days per week, im not happy cause with 5 days of work per week my pay is like 1600 euro's, now that im working less ill get less obviously, im living on rent with 300 euro per month plus every other type of expense, im married and i have a kid, i get around 200 euro per month for my kid from our shithole of a country...
You can call me poor if you want, i live in Italy and 1600 euro per month is on the upper side, prices got very high last years so its below poverty line but this is how it is, many people earn 1200 euro, the high pay is like 1800 or 2000 euro at best, still poor, you can learn a trade and start working on your own but taxes will kill your profit...In other words life here is hell, and im in north of Italy imagine living in shouth which is even worse...
I mean mankind has been working for thousands of years its only until recently that little homosexuals like you can brag about not doing a single fucking thing besides being a homosexual making off topic threads on this gay website
>goyslop
>goyherb
>watching movies on a tiny screen
My wage cage is basically a country club. Gravy. It forces me into a regular sleep schedule which is healthy and raises T
>non-wagie all the time in the world
>cant keep clean
You are living in your own slop even wagies have better standards disgusting nagger behavior
I'd actually be more depressed if this was what I was expecting to do at 7am. What are your plans for lunch time OP? >probably get high, munch on some more McBeans, and watch Norbit. Sometimes Eddie Murphy is so funny I spit out half chewed coffee beans and spill my bong water. Lol, life is good when you're a computer stock worker.
Bet I can take bigger bong rip than you wagie!!
its not even lunch time not even close. STAY IN THE CAGE TILL 12 DO YOU UNDERSTAND
That sounds like an obsessive desire to prove to yourself that you made the correct choices in life. If you were really happy, would you spend time thinking about random LULZ wagies? Of course not.
>t. NEET
Lol what a poor fag. I just got a new job, great view from my desk, very good pay, super simple tasks, free MacBook pro, 10% pension on top of wages, and every second Friday i can work on whatever i feel like.
People who trade stock and barely scrape by like you are pathetic, get a real job and get some real money so you can buy a real computer and a real screen.
If you have to brag about it, you’re literally a retard.
nah i'm taking the week of because we can do that in norway
Well I have to admit this movie is trash, sucks you in quick but turns lame fast.
Wouldn't recommend to watch during your vacation wagie.
>Its 7am I've just finished some computer stock work
That ain't workin'
>think OP is a dumb homosexual
>realize I suffer from the same superiority complex of working totally remote on a salary with commission
I may work a few hours today, but its mostly driving that I dont pay for. Feels so good to be working remote making 6 figures. I see my millennial friends slaving away, even those kids that went to USC and UCLA and Berkeley and whatever, all locked in their wagie cagies making like 65k if theyre lucky lmao.
>Feels so good to be working remote making 6 figures.
Sadly, there isn't enough of those jobs to go around for everyone...
Thats exactly right, what I do is so niche (only got the job because of science degree = WAOW SMART) that I can quit tomorrow and get offers for the same amount the next day lmao
That's funny, but like I said my job is nothing like that. I get like 2 or 3 work orders a day, most of them are easy fixes and the rest are fun because I like fixing machines. Most of my day on the clock is shitposting lol
I pretend to work from home and make more money in a month than you’ll ever see. NEETs are gigacucks