Vitalik Buterin spotted on a date with a woman. Bullish for ETH?
Vitalik Buterin spotted on a date with a woman. Bullish for ETH?
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Those are both men.
only one is a man and its not vitalik
ese es hermano
The ETH guy is genuinely the ugliest person I have ever seen. That girl is only in it for the money.
>The ETH guy is genuinely the ugliest person I have ever seen. That girl is only in it for the money.
he is russian to be fair
He has a good jaw and eyes and would actually look decent if he ate more than 800 calories a day.
Vitalik and Charles are rich as fuck, and yes, they have hot women chasing them. They might even pull a fellow nerd that will actually marry them like Zuckerbird managed to do.
He has a huge dick though, someone post it
You first
He's not ugly, he just needs to fucking eat
why are they eating on a standing desk
Lmao this nagger eating beans on a photocopy machine
The fck are you negro talking about
>woman
Vitalik's apartment will be a crime scene.
What the hell is he wearing? And why does he have a boner?
Vitalik has been conditioned to get erections near Asian women because of them practically being fuck toys for him as they all just throw themselves at him and let him do whatever he wants.
the life of a billionaire must be wild. This is probably the same reason sleep joe sniffs kids.
No way his peepee is that big.
has this ever been confirmed to be an accurate pic? looks more like he put a selfie stick in his pants or whatever
The pic is real
>is this a real boner?
Idk bro unless you where her and check it out
yeah he responded to it, its a fanny pack under his pants, dont ask me why
>BVLL COCK
I'm buying eth now
hahahaha. Nice
fuaaark. i want him to pump the fuck out of my eth bags
Is it worth marrying a cute Asian like that? Seems less stressful than other women I've been with.
she looks gorgeous, lucky guy
>she
vitalik likes asian girls
one of us
His leg positionment at the bottom right tells that he is not into females
anon doesnt know.
Why does he sit like a girl?
To conceal his massive donger
https://www.oasislabs.com/dawn-song
More info on the broad
>Dawn Song
She’ll certainly be singing til dawn with a cock of that shagnitude
Ive seen men with that fucking hair.
>"Dark hair = must be same person"
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Pessi the Asian 3/10 farmer
that's clearly a man.
That's someone's wife
Vitalik is the bull
>Why does the table have controls?
They are at a hotpot or korean BBQ place, the table cooks the food. Vitalik clearly has the yellow fever bad, which is a shame because his kids could actually be attractive if he married a pretty white girl instead of downgrading.
> the heat from the table cooks the food
Vitalik has one of the biggest cocks in the world, only Sergey Nazarov is bigger at 13 inches.
fucking BITCH SLUT
she's gonna distract Vitioshka
This is shopped , I can tell by the pixels
t. creator of zoomerjak
100% bullish
>KBBQ
It's over. ETH can't recover.
Looks money skelly is on a date with the grim reaper tbh
thanks for the top signal, just started averaging into a short position
>messi
>a tranny
>vitalik
Is this the trifecta of golobohomo homosexualry? I can almost feel the bugs and the pods
That woman's daughter is in grave danger
he is with the tranny that gave him aids. many such cases
That's fucking huge. And I'm stuck with my sub 7 incher
Extreme bearishness
Lol vitalik couldn't get laid with a 1 mil check hanging out of his zipper, too autistic
Next week: Project Veritas reports that Vitalik admitted on camera he wants to rape children
Definitely not some kind of spy device or device in that bag used to hack mobile devices.
What is his opsec like anons
that is an umbrella
a wifi umbrella?
Ohh ok
wow haha
>umbrella
It's over
Vitalik reprimanded by his mother in a restaurant. Bullish.
unironically uber bearish
>proof of stake
>she takes half in the divorce
Future of finance folks
100% serious on this one: I have a couple of friends that work at Metis which is run by Vitalik's mom and she gossips about him all the time. Last I heard he had a Chinese gf (who just came up to him at a conference and asked to be his gf) and they're poly.
Polyurathane?
Polyester