Vibrating sex toys are technology.
I got this gen 2 Leten magic wand for my gf and she really likes it. What are some other toys you recommend that won't break the bank?
Vibrating sex toys are technology. I got this gen 2 Leten magic wand for my gf and she really likes it.
Vibrating sex toys are technology.
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Devices supporting open standards for teledildonics allows for interoperability with VR and other devices, making for a lot more fun times with no additional cost
My father was a professor of macrodildonics.
what is a boy son?
i don't think it's going to fit in the dog
I would like to see her put the dog up her ass
If she could, she would.
can i map it to minecraft damage
You can usually check from the package
map it to a gun firing.
>buying sex toys for your gf
Do you also require your gf to pay you rent? Most couples buy things together
>a manchild's hands whose last vagina he touched was his mums (hopefully at his birth) wrote this.
m8, there is nothing better than your missus buzzing your perineum and balls as you cum inside her
holy mother of larp
>tfw born from a c-sec, so literally never touched a vagina
never even seen it live
not even the milfy asian lady who lived across the street when you were growing up?
no asians where I live
I maybe seen my mom naked a few times when she was taking a bath and I went into the bathroom oblivious of the aforementioned
Literally me. I reached 30 safely, it's gonna be easy cruising from now on.
How am I a cuck if it's for training purposes?
Hehe~ good little sissy
Why did I get so erect from this picture
because you're in the special club, anon!
imagine being so incapable of performing you have to buy sex toys to please your gf lmao
what are you a fag or just a low t beta soiboy
I'm sure you know you can feel different kinds of pleasure at the same time. Try stimulating your frenulum vs working the shaft. Feels different right? Just like some people prefer cheese with cucumber, some people want two kinds of stimulation regardless of whether they also likr them separate. Making this an issue is only shooting yourself in the foot
you are a cuck in the making
Being afraid a rock is going to replace you doesen't set your value very high, does it?
I'm more afraid of you getting replaced, anon
Cope and seethe
no women aren't that logical
Standard LULZ poster, I'm heading leave
why are you retards coming here? pol is supposed to contain you, don't come back.
>he doesn't tie up his gf and gives her multiple mind shattering orgasms at 1kHz until she begs for his cock
Stay a virgin, NEETboy.
Until her dopamine receptors burnt out and she starts begging for other people's cocks.
But until then you're safe, good luck, tick tock.
How many decades is that supposed to take, then? You talk like people are fragile silicon, when in fact you're in constant state of repair just by breathing.
>have mediocre sex with your girlfriend or she'll leave you
There should be a government mandated badge on the internet that indicates whether each user had sex.
send all these LULZirgins back to where they came from
take your meds
> Mediocre sex
Speak for yourself homosexual. You are a failure as a male
thats not how dopamine receptors work youf ucking retard
broscience would be pretty funny if loads of mongoloids didn't let it guide their behaviour
i'm sick of this gay normie shit
i just want to be a girlcock haver and get boypounded by other girlcocks in my girl hole
Wait for advanced in VR tech I quess
There's no such thing.
you know what that there is no such thing?
Cucked by a toy
Did yours ancestor say the same thing when spears were invented?
ye, turning ur wife into a sex crazed whore really sounds like a smart move.
>having bad sex with your wife is based and redpilled, actually
lel, is that how you cope?
so sex without involving powertools is bad?
wat kind of fucked up doomed-to-fail relationship is that?
maybe ur a loser, and a retard. have u considered this?
Tell me about your relationship, anon.
it's better to not be in a relationship than to be a cuck.
No, because they didn't shove them up their women's pussies you fucking retard
lol, ur gunna get even more cucked when ur gf inevitably gets bored of ur bitch ass, and decides to chase the dragon into other dude's pants.
Imagine needing anything more than a stick and your imagination to entertain yourself forever!
Super computers running software designed to please you? Preposterous!
we've tried many of them and your pic rel is basically the best type. There are other ones that are all silicone and waterproof yours doesn't look like it.
yea just like you buy nice speakers or headphones or computers. You could just listen better, or you could just be more patient.. but maybe you want superior enjoyment?
I will build fuck machines to pound her pussy for my entertainment if I want, enjoy your no gf pornhub bro
they don't have one
this man gets it
Let me guess; you're from California or Texas?
You’re right fuck all these betas with tiny cocks
i buy the toys to please myself while stroking my tiny dick
but a big man like u would also suffice....
This is truly the downfall of men. This is literally giving feminists and leftists the weapons they need: the hubris and stupidity of the modern man.
I've had girlfriends who came very easily, and one who simply could not come from vaginal penetration no matter what.
Why is it so difficult to accept, that it is about the woman how quickly she comes, not about your performance. Nobody bats an eye when some men come in 10 seconds when a girl touches their penis with a fingertip, and some claim they cannot come during a blowjob at all, or have to fuck 20min+ and be extra focused and in the mood if they want to orgasm. Nobody questions this, that men have great variety in ease of coming. But when you think that maybe, just maybe same could apply to women? No, no, its about the man's performance, or size of his dick. It couldn't be about women. Right?
If you have some sexual problem bro, do not turn to doctors and their medicines, do not buy supplement your sex life with toys, no, that is KEKED. That is cringe.
You should instead follow this 50 step bro-science program this carnivore youtuber told you to, and you should buy these 30 obscure supplements to fix your problems, not meds.
We laugh at Asians for being retarded and purchasing absolutely anything from bone dust of albino african children to rhino horns and eating it raw to "increase male vitality" but when we take a look around we notice that the western man is just as fucking dumb when it comes to these things.
Sextoys from BMS Factory aren't expensive, and usually best in class. Look at the BMS Factory's Pillow Talk Sassy.
Then you should look for pulsing toys, the Satisfyer Curvy is gentle, and the Inya Rose is the strongest, depending on your needs.
Looks like white label chinkshit sold at a premium tbh.
They are an example of a misuse of technology. There is no real reason to aid an already disordered action which is of no benefit to you or your girlfriend. In the words of Tissot, women given to the habit of masturbation are animals, he writes it "deprives them both of modesty and reason, and places them on a level with the most lascivious brutes, until death terminates their career." It's pathetic that you would enable this, and is on the level of having a black guy come to fuck her. Enjoy your sewer of earthly delights.
You're in the wrong place, this isn't schizo general
It's a rational argument. Using technology to support a maldaptive habit for simpleton pleasure is indeed a misuse of technology and women engaged in heavy masturbation are hysterical and promiscuous. Nothing schizophrenic about it.
So you claim, but I've yet to see reason to change my mind
Have you ever seen a human vagina that wasn't on a screen?
"It's a misuse of technology!" he says, as he switches back to his porn tab. "I'm rational!" he exclaims as resumes the video. "He's just pathetic" he thinks to himself and nods, masturbating in the dark, his angry tears a familiar lube.
Appeal to hypocrisy isn't a valid counter. In any case, I avoid pornography at all costs and hace eliminated all of with a good schedule and use of low dose prescription dextroamphetamine sulfate which elevates my mind to higher things. I wade through threads like this in disgust and see the depths of filth most people are engaged in. I am busy learning a new skill or project in my free time and seldom come to LULZ to interject opinions that would expel me from polite society. If I called people out on their behavior in real life, they would do to me what they did to Socrates and Jesus.
Nice larp, anon.
But you fucked up because if you had actually 'elevated your mind to higher thighs' I'd expect you to be above petty squabbling not behave like a cunt with a holier-than-thou attitude.
why are you using the internet and forums then? kindly fuck off.
he ofc doesn't do that. He purely uses the internet for research and production. His post on LULZ was the only time he ever visited it.
>incel rant ends with black cock fetish
I love amerimutts so much
Are you a time traveler from the Victorian ages?
>the Victorian ages
>there was only one Victorian era
Did you live through several different timelines of history?
Look at this, a suitable thread, what a coincidence! Found this really weird ad (possibly) related to this subject on space.com. What the fuck?
Instead of posting a suspicious link to what looks like an image, consider using the built-in image embed function of the site
It will be very likely flagged as NSFW. If LULZ had a image spoiler option, I would have posted it directly...
Oh my, look at my ESL surfacing
catbox.moe is anything but suspicious.
It's very practical
posting external image links (outside of AI threads) is mostly a sign that the poster is (range) banned from posting images
do not interact with such retards
Maybe. But I used it extensively when I couldn't post images anymore on /vg/. Sometimes LULZ is at fault, not the user.
Popped up again after many engineering and alike stuff ads
If you want one of those Hitachi Magic Wands you see in all your favorite vids, but don't want to pay the price. Look for Vibratex Magic Wand Original. It's literally the same thing and usually way cheaper.
the wands are stupidly big lol not like they're 500W of power or something, just wasted space
Applying vibration to larger area and having an easy to hold handle are important, it's not like sextoy companies willingly waste material
They're too big, honestly. The full size ones got like a 4" diameter. Good luck using it without it being ridiculously loud and rattling when you use it. The only upside is being able to plug it in and not have to worry it dying half way through.
From what I can observe the 'Penguin' from Satisfyer seems very good.
Maybe my gf just likes over stimulation, but the toy can go gentle enough and strong enough to make her a twitching mess for at least half an hour
Oh I actually got this for my gf too. I had heard good things about those pulse vibrators and she does seem to like it. I don't know why redditors hate Chinese brands so much, Leten is so based. Feels premium, has a huge market in china, cheaper than pink taxed western shit but not worryingly cheap either and the charging cable are magnetic + work on all the range of toys
Got one for my wife, she used it twice and didn't really care for it. Definitely seems like a hit or miss for women. She's a Hitachi magic wand enjoyer.
We are the same, I was surprised because of all the reviews that those pulsing toys have. Wife described the feeling almost as invasive. Other bullshit memes are we vibe ones you can control with a phone. Had to spend $150 to learn that getting your phone out and programming her vibrator pattern is autistic as fuck.
we are the same. Friend actually recommended the "We-Vibe Chorus". Used it and it was absolute shit. Just really awkward, having half your dick 1/2 touching vibrator and 1/2 touching pussy is not as good as touching 100% pussy.
Thankfully it had a moneyback guarentee and I got a full refund, 200$ rescued from almost certain despair.
tbh the device itself is almost always of good manufacturing but then then charging cable is just cheap and shit as fuck. They all have different cables so if it breaks then a lot of times you have to buy a new device instead. What use is a Chinese brand thing if it is the cable that ends up breaking first, at least phones and tablets use the same cable.
You can buy replacement cables since Leten is a big brand. Their cables are pretty nice all things considered
I'm glad to see a loose standard on magnetic chargers but there's still some fragmentation that makes me go pic related when I have to have 4 different chargers. I opt for battery powered ones if possible.
Have a model similar to this and you'd have to be retarded to fuck up sex with it.
If females derive pleasure from vibrations, would it be possible to make them orgasm through sound waves?
sounds like an excellent question, my fellow incel
Ultrasound can vibrate organs, but a lot of energy is lost throughout the process, creating heat, which may feel uncomfortable for anything but the tiniest amount of time.
if you were to figure out the resonant frequency of a specific womans hip bone, you could use a subwoofer or speaker to make the entire hip vibrate, but I don't know how fun that would be
the penguin one seems nicer to me since you can remove the tip that touches the puss and clean it more thoroughly without worrying about damaging the membrane
The only thing I could imagine would make it less comfortable for your gf to use would be if it were too strong on the lowest setting
According to popular folklore, somewhere around a centre frequency of 33Hz is the resonant frequency of the average clitoris
Does anybody have that greentext about one anon's mom cumming from a Tomcat take-off?
Theres videos of women seeming to enjoy themselves in cars with ridiculously loud speakers.
GOD I wish I had someone to buy me sex toys..
Gay poorfag, go get a job.
haha imagine if some anon bought you a vibrating buttplug connected to internet then controlled it remotely
You can do it yourself. Just make it vibrate every time you get a (You) via LULZ X.
LULZ X does not support buttplug.io
You are on LULZ, just dyi.
I need you to understand not all fags want to mutiilate themselves
curb your paranoia, you don't need other people in your head
A massage gun is like $30, they even come with a carrying case, a 4 hour battery life and like 10 removable tips, some of which look suspiciously sexual, like that's their real intended purpose and not deep tissue muscle pain relief for athletes.
Unpopular opinion but sex toys ruin the brain by burning dopamine receptors and have them associate sex with tools rather than relationships. I haven’t met a woman who wasn’t an avid user of these that wasn’t broken. Good in low use and moderation but absolutely shit long term
It's unpopular because it's false.
How many "avid users of sextoys" do you know anyways? And no, you don't actually know the lolcows you see on /misc/
Anon, not everyone has a redemption to look forward to! Some of us will die without ever having a loving relationship. And that's okay! Because we have porn and videogames and sexual toys.
Not everyone is cut out for the normie life! It's a lot of work and responsibility.
eh in reality, Ive been with most women who say sex toys can fulfill what my dick gives them.
>having a gf
>getting cucked by a machine
Imagine being afraid of inanimate objects, some of you anons sound like gun grabbing karens.
You don’t give your girlfriend orgasms, vibrators give her orgasms.
>What are some other toys you recommend that won't break the bank
An anal vibrator, since you won't be having much sex after she gets used to the "better dick".
Meh, she's not interested in dildos and I'm much bigger than the average. You seem upset and insecure tbh
>You seem upset and insecure tbh
I'm realistic, if you don't satisfy her in bed, she will find ways to be satisfied.
Size isn't all bro, it's the way you use it.
I do satisfy her in bed, which is why I care about her enjoyment and introduce tools that pleasure her in a way a human mechanically can't.
>size isn't everything
Did your ex tell you that?
>Did your ex tell you that?
My ex had a bigger dick than mine if you ask, still, I rejected him every time he wanted to have sex since I don't like it and feel terribly disgusted while on the work.
>Size isn't all bro
Kek. Size certainly makes you almost everything. Girls never shut up about how my dick makes them feel just because I can hit their cervix. You small dick motherfuckers will never know how that feels.
>Girls never shut up about how my dick makes them feel just because I can hit their cervix.
>hitting the cervix = good
Virgin detected. That's actually very painful for the woman, and a sign your only sex experience comes from fapping to hentai
>That's actually very painful for the woman
It's only painful if the guy is ugly.
Go back to fapping to hentai
One of my girls just got on bc so I can cum inside her as much as I want this weekend. Stay mad.
yep, similar to my current.. if I hit it too much it probably gets bruised cuz it is painful a day or so later for a few days.
all in all I believe you're the virgin
Depends on the girl a lot. My ex felt some pain but enjoyed it in a masochistic sense. My current gf doesn't feel pain at all, just a strange sensation. I can absolutely pound her cervix and she'll just say something like 'ooh I can feel you knocking my cervix'
I've never had a girl that felt intense pain, although I can see it being possible.
8 of the 13 girls I've been with enjoy their cervix being hit lightly.
Yeah, just like pulling their hair is only painful and would never ever bring pleasure no matter who. Retard.
Manlets always get triggered by that one but it's true, women loves it. You'll definitely won't need "toys" if you can get the job done yourself.
I bought this for my wife but she doesn't like it. She doesn't like any toys, she also doesn't like oral. She just wants the D
>she also doesn't like oral
That's... really odd. I've only met one woman who was like that, countless others can't wait to ride my face.
All my exes disliked it too
women who are self conscious at all hate it.
Told my wife I'd do it every day if I could. Often when I offer I get replies like; "Oh I didn't shower today..." "I was doing x activity and got all sweaty down there" "I'm really hairy right now"
You homosexuals dont realize that doing oral to a woman makes you her bitch and she loses respect for you.
uh huh, thanks for the tip.
If loving having a drenched slippery pussy rubbing all over my mouth and nose, filling my nostrils with a musky stench makes me a bitch, I don't want to be an alpha.
that escalated to a larp INSANELY quickly
If you're that close to being her bitch, it's over anyway. Chad doesn't become a bitch when he eats Stacy out. It's not like she's pegging you or cucking you. If you want to stay dominant, you can tie her down, make her wear something that you like, and/or kiss her so that she is forced to taste her own pussy.
My gf is also shy about receiving oral, but toys are great for her. She doesn't care about the journey at all, she wants to cum fast, and toys are the best way to accomplish that. It takes 15-60s to get her to cum with a satisfyer, and then she's dripping wet and ready.
No dildos though, she should never be allowed to experience any other cocks than mine, real or otherwise.
Buttplug.io is overrated. You can't program patterns well since you can only control the device via a slow protocol - no way to store new patterns. I'd prefer a programmable toy to one controllable via Bluetooth, or better yet something programmable via Bluetooth.
Tits or gtfo, you know the rules
Stop making copes. LULZ proves that no matter if you spergs get gfs or not, you're going to end up later at adv or soc asking why your gf left you and never realizing it's because your stupid way of thinking when it comes to women. Forever a sperg.
I have never used adv or soc and never would. Might as well be on /lgbt/.
You are very wrong though. I'm going to eat out my gf occasionally and I'm going to
enjoy it, and I'm going to keep my gf because I'm not some insecure homosexual who cares what a fucking woman thinks about anything
Women aren't logical like that. They worry about everything. It's better to just let her worry and initiate it without asking.
>I'm going to eat out my gf occasionally and I'm going to
Even if I did look like a basedjak, how do I know that you don't? The 'you look like this' homosexualry only works if I somehow know that you don't look like that
>and/or kiss her so that she is forced to taste her own pussy.
Yeah, it's funny how they can start off with "I don't wanna" with regards to clit licking, and post-orgasm be completely fine with tasting their own juices on your lips. Such feeble minds they have.
I made a mold of my cock and made a silicone dildo of it, doesn't work well, too much friction. Its still funny to have.
This. Same for me.
Good that I'm into femdom (not cucking though) then
>"Oh I didn't shower today..." "I was doing x activity and got all sweaty down there" "I'm really hairy right now"
Reply to all of those should be: "You're saying that like it's a bad thing"
I literally do lmao. Usually hit her with a "Stop, stop, I can only get so erect"
Pretty sure she doesn't believe me and lives in her own head canon.
Lol same situation for me!
Then why isn't she happy to do it? If she knows that you'll enjoy it even though she's sweaty or hairy or whatever.
because SHE is still worrying about it.
I made one comment about taste / odor literally 6 years ago, and it never left her mind. She hadn't showered in like 3-4 days and I'd asked her how long it had been. Didn't say it was bad just said I had noticed it.
So since she's thinking about it, she isn't free to enjoy it. She's worried I'm just saying that to get the sex and that secretly I am bothered.
sounds pretty accurate. this is like 90% of women
Can't you just tell her that it's fine? And if you can't, how can you enjoy sex with her if she keeps worrying about stuff.
cooming is overrated. I was a porn and drugs addict for years then woke up one day and decided to quit. Never felt better.
>my gf and she
Why would a tranny ever need a magic wand?
they're pretty good on dicks ngl
>Why would a tranny ever need a magic wand?
Youd be surprised how many trans use vibrators on their dicks (or elsewhere)
buy something with buttplug.io support
Whats the deal with E-stim devices?
I just came up with an invention: Bluetooth vibrator Morse code communication for getting an advantage in real life poker games
>Bluetooth vibrator Morse code communication for getting an advantage in real life poker games
Go watch Casino and you'll learn it's not viable.
Hans Niemann famously used a vibrating buttplug running stockfish to win against the greatest chess grandmasters
>it's a real story
holy fuck that is good
as far as I see though it didn't actually happen and now he's suing for defamation.
Are sex toys still all nothing but plastic shit with the best stuff being a "quality" rubber?
Is there still no "toy" that simulates foreksin, temperature, growing/deflating and skin texture properly? You'd think there'd be plenty of Hollywood or sci-fi tech that does that. Or I guess then it would be too expensive? I still think "sex toys" are far too expensive for how little they offer, just like massage chairs/foot massagers/massage anything. It's just a shitty vibrating motor which you can buy for 2$ off a toy and you could program yourself to vibrate in certain patterns.
americans don't deserve the gift of life
fuck off tranny
there are plenty expensive ones that get warm
Fuck off israeli transexual, you will never be a woman or a man for that matter.
are escorts technology. a 10/10 licked my nipples until I went silly. then I fucked her and she spooned me after. feels good bros
Some of you have no pride or masculinity
how is it not manly? every relationship is transactional, escorts are just up front about it. you pay, you coom, you get back to life feeling good.
You'll never know how it feels to have a woman in your arms to validate herself to you rather than to the wallet in your pocket
oh no, you're one of those. you'll realise your delusion one day. women are there for the ride and if the car stops, they'll leave.
I know what you're getting at it but there's a big difference from hunting for your food and having it waiting for you. You also get a very different brain reaction from each. That's why you will never have the full experience of a woman wanting validation from you simply for what you stand for.
Pure delusion. Wishing the best for you when your world comes crashing down. I'm banging 10/10s weekly and I make so much money that it doesn't even put a dent in my finances.
It's easy for you to think it's delusion when you've never had a girl want you.
I guarantee if you went home to your girl and said you lost your job and felt depressed, she would be gone in a month or less. Maybe two if you have money.
You made one mistake with your argument. Yes, she will most likely leave me but we're discussing why she came to me in the first place. I didn't need to wave my wallet around for thirty minutes of her time. Unlike you escort homosexuals, I have the knowledge that I have a girl that wants me and I can fuck her repeatedly without dishing out any money. And I know if I want another girl, I can get her too with just myself.
Just accept your inferiority fucking escorts.
paying with your time and money vs paying with your money. I know which I'd choose. The cheaper one.
>Yes, she will most likely leave me but we're discussing why she came to me in the first place.
NTA, but you just agreed with the idea that woman are 'most likely' to dump their bf/husband the second they require support during tough times.
>NTA, but you just agreed with the idea that woman are 'most likely' to dump their bf/husband the second they require support during tough times.
I never said a man requires support from a woman. Women stay longer with men who hustle and would get a job quickly cause she knows I'm already worthy enough be a performing man. That's the diff between me and you escort fags.
I'm not on anyone's side. I just pointed out how your claim makes it clear that you view women as a thing that will only stick around as long as you don't stumble in life.
Granted, that's not completely true for all people, not just women, but it paints a pretty bleak picture about you and humanity when many people think like that.
It IS the truth. Women are not loving creatures. Men are. The sooner you realize this, the happier you will be, the happier the woman will be, and your life will be smoother in social situations.
>It IS the truth. Women are not loving creatures.
So you claim that all women are sociopathic, love-less creatures who only ever show (faked) affection to ensnare a man whom they force into a marriage by getting themselves pregnant at some point (unless they are capable of squeezing gullible retards for money and jumping from one retard onto another which offsets need to marry immediately) which floods their bodies with hormones and forces them to showcase simulated love towards their offspring?
I'm not going to say that such women don't exist, but I think you're generalizing too much if you're going to claim that all women are just incapable of genuine love, affection and faithfulness.
>So you claim that all women are sociopathic, love-less creatures who only ever show (faked) affection to ensnare a man whom they force into a marriage by getting themselves pregnant at some point (unless they are capable of squeezing gullible retards for money and jumping from one retard onto another which offsets need to marry immediately) which floods their bodies with hormones and forces them to showcase simulated love towards their offspring?
Lmao women don’t love their kids. SIDS is women killing their kids, and not but a few months back social media was being flooded by all of the women admitting to having homicidal thoughts and even half-actions towards their kids, spun as some “women strong” type admission. Women are demonic.
Men cheat more, divorce more, beat their partner more, leave their pregnant girlfriends all the time.
You're either bitter or retarded, maybe both.
>men are assertive and filled with testosterone
Also, women are the champions of divorce rn.
>men love more!
>ok what if they love so little that they destroy relationships all the time for retarded reasons
>they dindu nuffin it's da testosterone!
>>ok what if they love so little that they destroy relationships all the time for retarded reasons
>men are filled with testosterone
Women are the champions of relationship destruction.
>it's ok if we cheat and beat our wives! It's the hormones!
>it's okay to cheat and beat women
You will never reproduce.
But I already have kids.
these are the majority.. so yea they will. plenty of trailer trash guys & women having kids
He's not far off, people without a strong family structure are susceptible to that. Look at all the pro sports players and singers that happened to over the years. Visit the infidelity forums and read stories about people getting cancer and their spouses leaving them. Misery porn is everywhere, I can see why he would think that way too.
It's not entirely like that. Sometimes you have to make her feeling like you need her in a controlled way, obviously not for serious shit. That would make her feel special, happy and validated.
That should happen really rarely though and after building up your image as a strong man
>Yes, she will most likely leave me
holy fucking cuck
>run out money
>escort leaves immediately
>run out of money with a normal girl
>leaves in a month or so
I dont know what you thought you were doing with that statement but it feels like the non escort scenario still wins out.
Not really. You will never get that month of your life back.
>You will never get that month of your life back.
What the fuck do you even mean by this?
>oh no, the girl Im fucking is still around even with no money!
That's a good thing.
It's not a good thing. You could be using that time to find a new gf, or do anything else. There is absolutely no reason to spend time on a woman if you aren't going to marry her
I didn't realize this until I was already married, maybe wasting that time is why I was able to realize what I had. Then it wouldn't be a waste of time, would it?
Too much time and money in bars with uninteresting people just trying to get my dick wet, that was the waste.
>You will never get that month of your life back.
You will never get the time you waged to get bux to fuck a prostitute back.
I can make enough money to hire an escort in less time than it takes to take a girl out on a date
can make more money, but not more time. I spend a tiny fraction of my salary on it, could probably find it under the sofa.
Sometimes I wonder if people who don't understand escorts are just poverty-brained.
it's the elusion of males who think their gf is some kind of ultra loyal equal entity that isn't just there for the ride. pay up front and bang 10/10s, or pay later and bang the 6/10 who's fucked more people than the escort.
>or pay later and bang the 6/10 who's fucked more people than the escort.
He actually thinks the escort fucks less than most girls
it's a joke but probably not far from the reality, the 6/10 bangs for a <$100 dinner and the 10/10 bangs for $300/h
After a girl has fucked 6-7 people, it doesn't matter anymore. A girl who has taken 20 cocks is just as worthless as one who has taken 200 cocks
>this is how I justify paying for an escort to hide the fact I suck with getting women
I have a gf and have never paid for an escort, but I understand why people do
this is only a half truth
a girl whom has fucked 0 people is just as worthless as any other girl.
The real truth is they're all worthless.
Stop trying to justify your virginity by claiming there's some impurity reason to them being worthless.
Also don't think this means you're not worthless too. You're about equal to an average woman.
If you want to go there, men with gfs spend far less on sex than people who spend on escorts. Plus gfs tend to give back through other services, something an escort cannot do.
So you admit that men with gfs are still buying “sex”?
I quoted sec for the following reason:
If I had a life with another person, in which I thought of them as a whore, however, I gaslighted them into believing I was in a committed, loving relationship with them, then I used that gaslighting as a means of occasionally acquiring sexual release from said whore and fed, clothed, and housed this whore as a means of not only remunerating them but also to ease my own conscience, could this sexual release for myself be called intervourse or would it be rape?
not OP but I lost my job during COVID and got insanely depressed and my gf literally supported me being a NEET for almost a whole year while I struggled with shit and figured out what I was gonna do. Love is real and you're just a sad retard posting mean hurtful shit on a yak milking forum.
Depending on your age or goals, it may be a good idea to wife her up. There's very few women who will stick out like that even short-term in my experience. She believes in you.
Yes anon by being a manipulative narcissist you can mooch off of women and exploit them and ruin their lives. Congratulations, you figured it out!
You’re so damn naive. Your post appears to be about hunting vs being fed. So that means the mentality of investing your time and effort vs being handed something for just showing up. This is about you. You enjoy hard work, sweating, making the chase to be more thrilling than the catch. It’s all a mentality however, because as you admit, she will leave you when you become broke. You believe she is attracted to you. Much like gods existence, that is faith based. It is impossible to prove. It’s your justification to yourself for why you work so hard and sweat so much. It’s just another story you tell yourself, as you have no way of confirming what she actually thinks, or feels. She fucks you? You provide for her. Other Anonymous fucks prostitutes, and he provides for them.
yawn keep coping homosexual
I have a gf and have never paid for a whore. But let's be honest, most women are so used up nowadays. You're better off paying to fuck a whore than paying to listen to one.
I bet you pay to take women with double digit body counts on dates, and they don't even fuck you afterwards
>and she spooned me after.
you were feeling a sense of intimacy, she was feeling whether your cock was getting hard again so she could charge you another 1/2 hr....
Good ol' fashioned plug in Hitachi with the speed control variac accessory. Nothing makes women piss themselves uncontrollably while orgasming quite like getting getting them close to orgasm gently and then flipping that bitch into "turbo mode"
This or a Doxy. I think SheVibe was having a sale on them. Spend a good amount of money on one because the cheap ones break.
what's the best male sex toy that is concealable in public? Be more creative than cockring
captcha: XXX KH
hotwheel in your ass
What's the annual income/marketcap/money invested in sex toys? Is it a niche or a large industry?
enjoying going numb and being unable to cum from regular stimulation. also literally cucked.
talk to more women.
>for my gf
Get the fuck off LULZ homosexual.
Why not just use your penis?
My penis doesn't do FM kHz vibrations.
As long as it has more than 2 modes and goes buzz buzz you can't really go wrong
I got this chinese shit off Amazon for like $20 and my wife loves it
Pretty much this. The real variation is in dildos because of size and shape. Vibrators all just vibrate and it doesn't really matter.
>I got this gen 2 Leten magic wand for my gf and she really likes it.
Careful, you may have just given her your replacement.
Explain without sounding insecure why my girlfriend would replace me with a silicone head mounted on a DC motor.
Because it can please her better than any man.
>4 billion women on this Earth have a one-size-fits-all preference on sexual stimulation
There are two kinds of women on this planet: women who cum best with magic wand style vibrators, and women who don't have a magic wand style vibrator.
Yeah luckily for me not only that's not true, she also wants me in her life for more than just clitoral stimulation
>for my gf
I know you're sticking it up your ass OP
how the fuck do you get girlfriend in 2023?
stop feeling entitled to pussy
do not look for a gf
and do not resent women!
Some people are not ready for a GF.
Is that you?
what did i just read
do not blame women, do not resent women
buy a chinese
Go outside. Worked for all of your ancestors it will work for you.
>Worked for all of your ancestors it will work for you.
most of them (every single one ) were not forced to first compete with thousands of other men a potential girl could chose from using a dating app, they were not brought up in a society that worships women and shelters them from consequences of their own actions e.g. picking the wrong man (they can call the police and they will throw you out of your own house unconditionally, only when she admits she lied about being raped then you can go back and she is free from consequences)
so realistically back then a 20 years old girl could have interacted with at best 20-30 other men if not fewer when she lived in a village
actually most of them died and never got laid.
>actually most of them died and never got laid
>most of your ancestors
>never got laid
/g/'s intelligence on full display
they aren't literally your ancestors, but you had many aunts and uncles who perhaps even had the same defective genes you have.
Women don't use dating apps. Men outnumber them 2-3 to one. Your sexual misery is caused by your falling for /misc/ memes telling you it's the only way to meet women. You're competing against your peer at something women don't even care about
As for your >but they'll call the cops on me!, it literally never happens unless you deserve it. Stop believing LULZ.
its like any other skill really...
interact with as many people as you can tolerate
theyre a mystery
try to figure them out
enjoy making a fool of yourself
do so often.
eventually youll meet someone that you understand.
the older you get, the easier it becomes to spot what are essentially younger versions of yourself walking around.
if that sounds too difficult, then just get a dog (a proper one). honestly, training a dog will get you 80% of the way and makes for a pretty decent conversation starter.
with as many people as you can tolerate
I can barely stand myself
>enjoy making a fool of yourself
I have to pre-think every social interaction I am about to engage in, things go south when they don't obey my script
Be lucky, and keep trying. Meeting a large variety of people will lead to you finding someone who has the same vibe as you do, sooner or later.
You don't. Just fuck as many women as you can. Men are born to fuck, we are literal fucking machines and any man that wastes his time with one bitch is a retard that got memed into holding back their virility.
Just don't be ugly. Also don't be boring, be fun. Very simple stuff.
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Does it use proprietary software or open source?
Unironically, why sextoys using free/libre and open source hardware and software don't exist? Where are my privacy friendly teledildonics?
because it's way kinkier to get fucked by a big bad corpo <3
I wouldn't download a dildo.
Imagine needing a toy to make your gf cum a bunch of times. Literal cuck shit. Just learn how to finger and you can make girls cum over and over again without sticking your dick in until the end.
VR set + Besti.
You might as well get your mate to fuck her too
>browsing LULZ when underage like a retard
>discover fetish for male prostate play (at 15 y/o)
>regularly fap to prostate milking, pegging, traps getting buttfucked or anything involving male butt play
>this goes on for years until I'm 26
>FINALLY move out from my parents house
>first thing I do is spend 200 bucks on an aneros, dildo and douche for cleaning
>finally use the aneros
>it doesn't really feel that great
>didn't even use the dildo, they've been gathering dust in the closet for 8 months now because of annoying set-up and being left disappointed at the last experience
>can't even fap to the fetish anymore because now I know how it feels
Don't meet your heroes, kids.
>Don't meet your heroes, kids.
Congrats, you're hetero
Kek same bro. But i was more stubborn then you. I got it to feel really good but not worth all the other stuff. Setting all the anal shit up is some real coomer shit. Turns it into 1 hour+ long event for like 5 second orgasm. First you got to clean your ass with enema, then slowly stretch your ass out, then you can make it feel good and cum. Then you get lube everywhere so you need to clean sheets and stuff then you need to clean the dildo or whatever. If you did it everyday the enema wouldnt take that long and stretching wouldnt take too long but still not worth it.
>internet denizen since 2002
>learn early on "lol, male g spot is in your ass!"
>"If theres a god why'd he put it in my ass? LOLOLOL"
>dream of getting that prostate amplified orgasm
>try a toothbrush, dont get much out of it
>college years, always have room mates, never try it
>move out on my own
>find aneros, hear it hailed as second coming of christ
>spend 15 minutes getting it, lubing it up, putting it in my butt, getting lube off hands.
>go to jack off
>finish in 5 minutes anyway
>orgasm was like 1.25x
>realize I need to take the plug out and wash the literal shit and lube off it
>sit on the toilet, shitting out shit and lube
>wash shit and lube off toy
>put it away
>realize I just spent 1+ hour on a 6 second orgasm
>put it away
Every few years I think maybe I just wasn't "milking the prostate" right and try it again, to the same results
Have you guys heard of this thing called autofellatio?
Maybe you could work the next months towards that goal.
I don't like fellatio either
Did that as well, was very flexible in high school from sports.
Managed to get the tip of my dick in my mouth, and realized;
#1, it hurt to bend that way
#2 it feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting head, and I never bothered again
It sucks, you can't focus on the pleasure and you can't focus on the sensation of sucking dick either (bisexual here) while bending like that. What a huge disappointment every internet fap suggestion ended up being, in the end it's still the humble hand that's the best. Though lately I've been able to make myself cum nearly hands-free (just need to rub through the underwear a bit) by listening to japanese voice porn. (You can find a thread on /h/)
you guys are fucking weird
this thread has made me realise how fucking gay it is to bring a massager into banging my gf
Buying a gf a sex toy would make me nervous. Though I guess it is probably like jerking off by only touching the head of your dick? I do that and it feels better than any other way to masturbate but doing it doesn't make masturbating normally any less pleasurable. So I guess maybe it would be fine to buy a vibrator for your gf.
Bro if you arent a virgin and tried a fleshlight youd know it feels very close to a pussy. You wouldnt all of the sudden stop wanting to fuck a pussy because you got a fleshlight
This. Sex isn't all about inserting your cock in a pussy
You degenerate mongoloid, that is literally the only thing sex is about, and you coomer freaks taking it further all deserve the lake of fire tbh fr fr
I tried a Fleshlight and it felt nothing like a pussy, but I also don't like pussy so idk
I tried using a cheap vibrating cock ring on my gf and she said she felt nothing
Do I go all out on the magic wand and hope she likes it or no
Legitimately, get a $25 one off Amazon like style of the pic attached. Your girlfriend will like it more.
Get the magic wand. its like 60$ for a corded one. 80$ for cordless. I own both, Cordless has a softer head and is less powerful. Wife called the magic wand the "clit ripper" when she first tried it, but the corded one is still her favorite.
The head on the corded one is fucking massive. Also, I find it rattles too much and is so fucking loud.
get one of those clitoral simulators that suck
or a penis sleeve, one with an interesting shape or texture