https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/8JO8WQ/her-moetes-jupiter-og-venus
VENUS AND JUPITER ARE ALIGNED WHAT THE FUCK WILL HAPPEN AAAAAAAA
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nothing
Nuffing.
Usually only when picrel kind of events triggers static electricity disharge in tectonic plates. Nothing mystic really.
Surrender your booty
I saw that shit too about two hours ago and they were bright as fuck. What does this mean for us?
never seen it as bright
The Samnites will come to your door
https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/01/world/venus-jupiter-conjunction-how-to-see-scn/index.html
You know what will happen. It’s time.
Fuck rich people
Nothing
Heres an X thread on the subject.
If they hit each other we are fucked.
my toliet blocked and i spent 10 mins unblocking it and covered my self in really shittie water
I shite me self wiff me arse m8
Big earthquake today I suppose. Sacred geometry blah blah
Uuuuuuhhhhhhh https://247newsagency.com/opinion/151640.html
Seismologist who predicted state of emergency in Turkey warned of ‘mega-quake’ in March
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In March, the world may experience a new major earthquake, said Dutch seismologist Frank Hougerbits. His forecast was published on its website by the scientific organization Solar System Geometry Survey (SSGEOS), in which he works.
According to the seismologist, strong seismic activity, and possibly a “mega-earthquake”, may occur on March 3-4 or March 6-7 and affect Kamchatka, the Kuril Islands, Japan and other regions.
A megaquake is an earthquake that occurs at broken tectonic plate boundaries when one plate in that zone collides with another. This type of earthquake is the most powerful on the planet and has a magnitude greater than 9.
Previously, Hugerbits predicted the recent devastating earthquakes in Turkey and Syria. Three days before the first aftershocks, he wrote on social networks that “sooner or later in this region (south and central part of Turkey, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon) an earthquake with a magnitude of 7.5 will occur.”
Recall that as a result of the earthquakes that began on February 6, more than 45 thousand people died in Turkey. Almost 10,000 aftershocks were recorded after the first earthquake.
Checked, based, and hopefully will happen.
Shame no earthquakes in EU;/
Digits and it's gonna be New York.
Digits and you are dust.
It all depends if mercury is in retrograde or not
NO BOOTY
NO WAR
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR???
Israel will be nuked off the face of the Earth without a single Samson Option missile being launched.
2 bodies on a plane are always aligned in one way or another you goddamn retard.
You’re too smart for this place. Huff some glue, and then you can return.
SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPEN IM TIRED OF THE SMALL TIER HAPPENINGS
this isn't /x/ buddy
Don’t be a turd. Thanks
i noticed that too when i was driving home just now. i never saw planets this close aligned. i think this means something will happen in two weeks.
I have a bad neck pain, many cases today, fucking planets messing me up. Bastards
You will fard an shid an camed tonight
Ffs take your meds, homosexual schizo retard.
By definition, any two points will always form a line between each other
Fuck off OP
Chimpouts
((Pic related)) Hopefully
Those are balls
Two planets are always aligned you need at least three in a straight line to be interesting
we’re the third one anon
>plausible
>take with salt
The same thing that happens during every astronomical event.
Nothing.
You still have work tomorrow slave.
Friendly reminder the constellations lose all meaning and shape when viewed from another angle in the galaxy.
It’s all soulless rock and you’re just atoms arranged in a funny pattern.
if you died today everything would continue on without you and your loved ones would get over it.
You’re in hell and everyone’s lying about being happy to fuck with you.
The only one’s truly grinning are the fucking skeletons.
>dey link up! Keep it or sneed?
The only thing that will happen is schizos not taking their meds and starting threads.
Two witnesses of apocalypse
but not now this is just preludium
Any two points in space make a line, retard
I seen that last night or night before, except at more of an angle, in pic they are nearly level.
Was like I haven't seen you guys before what's up ayyys lmao.
>Big bright orbs meeting up is just planets aligning.
>a Bergerstein
A dry ass burger with no substance to it.