Vegemite

An Ameri-bro posted about vegemite last night, I wanted to show him the correct way to apply vegemite to the toast. PIC related.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dumb cunt

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he right though, does it taste like literal ass?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its the most delicious spread you can eat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marmite is nicer though. Has a better texture flavour

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no marmite tastes worse. even british people like vegemite better after they've tried both.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No they fucking don't you absolute spakka, marmite is top brand here, very few brits prefer vegimite over marmite.

            [...]
            [...]
            found the weak cunts

            Uwotm8?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this marmite beats the shit out of veginmite

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based fellow marmitechad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tastes awesome

      Marmite is superior.

      Marmite is nicer though. Has a better texture flavour

      No they fucking don't you absolute spakka, marmite is top brand here, very few brits prefer vegimite over marmite.

      [...]
      Uwotm8?

      this marmite beats the shit out of veginmite

      Marmite is homosexual food
      Vegemite is for real men

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really like both but I prefer marmite and I'll fite you irl Bruce because vegemite has this weird waxy/margerine texture while marmite is smoother

        Also folks ITT are forgetting the BOVRIL
        Bovril is fucking ace too. Beefy marmite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your on bong. In a fight i normally like to smash cunts teeth out but I've already won this one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fishy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It tastes like the bad flavor in Guinness or Heineken.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marmite is superior.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Struth! Surely this is the correct way cobba?
      Marmite is superior veast extract spread anyway

      Marmite is nicer though. Has a better texture flavour

      found the weak cunts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        marmite tastes better
        have it with a vb longneck for breakfast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Struth! Surely this is the correct way cobba?
      Marmite is superior veast extract spread anyway

      its the most delicious spread you can eat

      Marmite is nicer though. Has a better texture flavour

      Based fellow marmitechad

      ALL OF YOU homosexualS SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW
      NOTHING BEATS PEANUT BUTTER. NO FUCKING SPREAD.

      NOT YOUR homosexual MARMITE OR VEGEMITE OR SHITTY NUTELLA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL IT.

      PEANUT BUTTER WAS GIVEN TO US BY THE GODS.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Struth! Surely this is the correct way cobba?
    Marmite is superior veast extract spread anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Down Under - Men at Work
      Track 3 on Business as Usual

      Produced by
      Peter McIan

      [Verse 1]
      Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
      On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
      I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
      She took me in and gave me breakfast
      And she said

      [Chorus]
      Do you come from a land down under?
      Where women glow and men plunder
      Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
      You better run, you better take cover

      [Verse 2]
      Buying bread from a man in Brussels
      He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
      I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
      And he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
      And he said

      [Chorus]
      I come from a land down under
      Where beer does flow and men chunder
      Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
      You better run, you better take cover, yeah

      [Instrumental Break]

      [Verse 3]
      Lyin' in a den in Bombay
      With a slack jaw, and not much to say
      I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
      Because I come from the land of plenty"
      And he said

      [Chorus]
      Oh! You come from a land down under? (Oh, yeah, yeah)
      Where women glow and men plunder
      Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Ah
      You better run, you better take cover

      ('Cause we are) Living in a land down under
      Where women glow and men plunder
      (Hear, thunder) Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
      You better, better run, you better take cover

      Living in a land down under
      Where women glow and men plunder
      Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Oh, yeah
      You better run, you better take cover

      (We are) Living in a land down under, oh
      Where women glow and men plunder
      (Yeah, yeah) Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Yeah, yeah, thunder)
      You better run, you better take cover

      Living in a land down under (Living in a land down under)
      Where women glow and men plunder
      (Oh) Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
      You better run, you better take cover

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Croikey!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vegemite - King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
        Track 3 on Oddments

        Produced by
        Stu Mackenzie

        [Verse 1]
        I love, I love my Vegemite
        It’s strong as hell and black as night
        I keep my love all screwed up tight
        And spread it thick whenever I like, I like

        [Chorus]
        Vegemite
        I like Vegemite
        I like, I like

        [Bridge]
        And when everyone’s getting grumpy 'cause it’s early
        I’ll have breakfast with my girlfriend
        And we’ll have toast with avocados
        And tomatoes and Vegemite

        [Verse 1]
        Cos I love, I love my Vegemite
        It’s strong as hell and black as night
        I keep my love all screwed up tight
        And spread it thick whenever I like, I like

        [Chorus]
        Vegemite
        I like Vegemite
        I like, I like

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Bharat poo. Picrel is superior on toast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ew what the heck hahaha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nigga u gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sugar spread
      as expected from an amerifat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking disgusting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, I can feel myself getting diabetes just looking at that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >manmade horrors beyond your comprehension

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9bcbo4K.jpg

      An Ameri-bro posted about vegemite last night, I wanted to show him the correct way to apply vegemite to the toast. PIC related.

      Based fellow marmitechad

      This entire thread makes me want to vomit.
      > Rice, beans, lentils, pasta, potatoes, yams, fruit, red meat, fish, chicken and turkey, eggs and egg whites, sugar free oats, whole breads, whole milk, and honey.
      Why the fuck would you eat anything less at any time?
      Nerds

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vegemite is the only good thing to come out of the god forsaken land mass of australia.

    I have not seen it available here though, only marmite.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a very nice tutorial, my friend. Do you mind if I save this picture? You could publish a cook book: ”Spreading wild in Australia”.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Threw a jar of it away last month. It's the goyest of all goyslops.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      This entire thread makes me want to vomit.
      > Rice, beans, lentils, pasta, potatoes, yams, fruit, red meat, fish, chicken and turkey, eggs and egg whites, sugar free oats, whole breads, whole milk, and honey.
      Why the fuck would you eat anything less at any time?
      Nerds

      Marimites really good for you though it's far from goyslop
      Did you know it was invented by accident? Its a by product of the beer brewing process

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beer is also slop.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your fosters and castlemain xxxx piss lager certainly is.
          Guinness is where its at.

          >vegemite is the residue yeast leftovers from beer proudction
          This sounds genuinely subhuman.

          Yet it tastes delectable unlike anything else. It's one of the most savoury tastes in existence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We dont see fosters at all here. No cunt buys it cause it tastes like watery dingo piss which is why we fuck it all off overseas to you cunts.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No...sorry no one buys that shit over here. Haven't even heard that name said in literally like 25 years kek.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We don't drink it either Harold Bishop. Only chavs and alkies drink that piss, its budweiser tier shite

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >we fuck it all off overseas to you cunts.
              p. sure it's brewed under loicence over here as a lot of brand name beer is.
              so it doesn't even come from you, we make it.
              and it's shite. but it's in most pubs for some raisin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They must think you cunts deserve to drink it for lettin all pakis in

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True that
                No cunt I know drinks it (or likes it) but most pubs seem to have it on tap aye

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it's for show to remind you of the empire you once had

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i suspect the empire was and still is the ~~*empire*~~ and that we didn't actually ship prisoners to straya, we just sailed far away and dumped them in the ocean.
                so australia doesn't exist, it's a myth, a fever dream. this reality is not what we were taught. how can an entire country stand upside-down? oh wait, the earth is flat, nm, scratch that.
                but i still don't believe in australia.

                whoops, does that mean i have to clap extra hard to bring you back to life? like the fairys you are?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its brewed under license here... and I actually rather like it lol.
              Very foamy though, damn stuff will explode on your face if you as much as nudge the can.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marmite crumpets shit on vegemite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Crumpets and marmite are fucking kino food.

      [...]
      [...]
      This entire thread makes me want to vomit.
      > Rice, beans, lentils, pasta, potatoes, yams, fruit, red meat, fish, chicken and turkey, eggs and egg whites, sugar free oats, whole breads, whole milk, and honey.
      Why the fuck would you eat anything less at any time?
      Nerds

      You left marmite off the list. Very rich in vitamins, riboflavin and electrolytes

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like marmalade

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not as black as me unna

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vegemite is for rich cunts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me its the chippy butty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing like a nice water sammich

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >correct way.
    you didn't take it all the way to the bloody edges, ya cunt ya.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vegemite is the residue yeast leftovers from beer proudction
    This sounds genuinely subhuman.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like literal shit and oil spread on toast. What is wrong with you fucks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you actually tasted it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would it look better in a maccas wrapper? Fucking burgerlards

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza hut owned by Indians.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is that olive crap? marge?
    use unsalted local butter, retard.
    also i bet your pre-sliced bread has basedflour and palm oil and other gay shit in it.
    i haven't checked vegemite but it's by ~~*kraft*~~ so look at the ingredients.

    anyway i used to love marmite, especially on well-done crumpets (with butter first) but i don't really eat much food these days. everything is just packed with absolute AIDs so you have to make everything yourself with ingredients you trust/have grown.
    thanks for reading my blog, don't forget to susbscribe xox

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ew this Vegemite shit is made from leftover brewers yeast. Can you guys get any poorer...

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Margarine
    You should be beaten with an oar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true your women lactate high fructose corn syrup?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In France, we only get Marmite, because the cunts live next door.
    What's Vegemite taste like? Is it worth it? I might order me one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marmite is superior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It tastes like beef bouillon.

      Is it true your women lactate high fructose corn syrup?

      Yes. Coke out the left titty, Pepsi out the right.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its fishy
    im scared

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marmite is better because it sounds like an element on the periodic table

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I COME FROM A LAND OF DOWN UNDER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OF
      huh?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and a v8 on the side to drink

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not just plain bread?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this aussie practical joke? Smear axel grease on some toast and pretend its good?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming olive Grove is goybutter?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fell in love with vegemite a decade ago in beach front thatch roof rental in Nicaragua. Went out there to surf with some buddies and a huge storm rolled through battered the shit out of everything and took most of our roof. No power and the little town we were near got trashed and there was no way to get anywhere so we were hold up in our busted sea side shanty with for three days with nothing but a few bags of chips four or five loaves of bread a bunch of rum and two jars of vegemite. Sat around eating vegemite chip sammys getting pissed and surfing for three days without cellphones or computers. To this day I keep a jar in the fridge.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go half as much Vegemite and it always has to be on cool toast, left to cool down for at least a minute

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abo Fucker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      cuckmerican

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Abo fucker, you have the exact same thing with abos, naggers and added chinkcanistanis and all other flavors of shitskins.

        Added bonus, you are in a penis colony and a direct descendent of a banished criminal.

        I am not LOL
        aaaaaand you can't change that!

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delicious. Any fellow Americans who disagree should go suck a dick.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck does that shit even taste like? Feet, butter and pickles? Do you people seriously eat that shit?

    Do you have hot sauce or mayonnaise or honey mustard there?

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