Take the van pill

>Buy van

>Build livable room inside

>Park van on unowned property, and start small farm, or even just buy an acre of land.

>start small farm, and build small home

>if ever discovered, just leave, because you have the van

Why havent you taken the van pill yet?

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't take much carpentry to turn a cargo van into a comfortable mobile home.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >raise chickens
    >Chickens leave
    >Wasted digits

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So put up wire in your hidey hole property. Noone will know.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nowhere to store firearms, extra BCG, ammo, magazines.

    Nowhere to raise children

    Not a proper house for a wife

    If you don't have a house, no one will actually believe you own the land you are staying on

    No proper shower/bath

    Essentially a can screams that you are too lazy to build a small lodge/house and will be forever alone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its an alternative to living in a tent, and you can always build a home if you buy the property. Buying a house or an apartment now is retarded.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Buying a house or an apartment now is retarded.

        In a city, this is true.
        Unfortunately, more and more people are waking up and realising this.
        Fortunately there's still a fuckload of low population density regions to move to (for now)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buy condo
        >value increase 35% in last year
        >apparently I’m retard

        Hmmm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raising children is not about their material conditions, it's about teaching them right and wrong.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but where do you shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In your condo you only live in the van when you are making youtube videos.

    • 11 months ago
      Godfather

      In the sink, of course.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would go outside.
      dig a hole
      take a shit
      fill hole in
      use water or the sea to wash my ass
      have bar of soap to clean
      job done (I've done this many times) toilets and showers are modern inventions.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fucking gypsy

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worked out great for that blonde thot that’s been all over the news.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not park it on owned land? Even if it's some shitty plot in the middle of nowhere with no plumbing/electricity?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will not work unless you have a friend's property.

    As a man with a farm, I can tell you. Soil is the key and you won't waste your time on someone else's land. Pests will destroy you on all levels.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go sleep in your car for one night. Most people will give up and go back inside lol

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok murderous incel
    REMEMBER AMERICAS DAUGHTER

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't work in Canadian winter
    Also I have kids because I'm not an incel like 90% of the Amerimutts on /misc/

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start farm
    >just leave

    Bitch, you serious?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fags are always ssuper sserial.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude, just live in the moment :DDD

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be better to just use the van to hold the pieces of a yurt which you can then setup.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Park van at nudist resort

    Don’t need to wear clothes

    Save money on laundry

    No need to own shower because nudist resorts have public bathrooms

    Most nudist resorts have kitchens for potluck dinners.

    Combine the nudistpill and the vanpill. Maximum comfort.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Virgin Van
    >most cheap ones have no shitter
    >have to shit in a bucket
    >have to cook outside even in the cold
    >most chap vans have zero shower
    >shower outside like a wild animal
    >sleep on side of road with traffic and can get carjacked or ticket any time
    >easy to just get fast food so that's all you eat
    >small fresh water tank if any, dose not last long
    >smell all the time because it's a chore to wash cloths
    >have to sleep in the cold with engine running and waste gas because engine was not made as a generator
    >everyone thinks you are a homeless bumb
    >everyone hates you

    Chad RV
    >multiple beds
    >multiple TV's
    >shitter and shower
    >has own generator
    >has batteries for solar
    >full kitchen for cooking and storing food
    >can cook healthy meals and never have to eat out
    >people envy your RV when you drive past
    >can two other shit
    >pull into truck stop and truckers wont fuck with you
    >can live off grid forever
    >massive black and grey tank, take big shits all week then unload on side of road by where virgin van fags are "they wont notice because of the constant smell of their shit bucket"
    >can register it as a home so cops cant enter or search without a warrant

    Everyone knows the correct choice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RVs are very expensive, almost the price of a real home and built cheaply.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buy used RV
        >cheaper then home
        it's only alot if you buy new

        I bought a nice RV. It's ok but also pretty gay. You shit in a box. It's hidden behind a nice toilet but it's still a box with shit in it.
        I can't imagine how gay the van homeless life is. No wonder they murder so much.

        >You shit in a box
        >my RV is so bad i shit in a box
        mine has a toilet with a flushout system in the black tank. really easy to empty.

        Virgin Van
        >nobody knows there's someone living there

        Chad RV
        >every fucking person on earth that spots the RV on DOTR will think ''Let's loot that RV''

        >nobody knows there's someone living there
        So it will get a ticket and or towed
        >DOTR will think ''Let's loot that RV''
        >implying I dont have guns in it
        >implying there are not 5+ people in it locked and loaded
        on the DOTR ill be running logistics and driving vans off the roads.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mine has a toilet with a flushout system in the black tank. really easy to empty.
          >the black tank
          You mean the box where you store shit while you drive around?
          The $100k ones here had the same system. It's easy to empty and I never see or smell shit but it's gay. There are videos from users of every type of shitbox talking about how easy it is but all of them are messing around with some fucking shitbox where they store shit while they drive around with shit in their cars.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what is a Septic tank
            >confirming you dont smell shit in a proper RV
            >implying it's bad that you can pull up and unload your shit onto a virgin vannie
            >implying vannies don't drive around with their shit bucket in back
            >implying vannies dont drive around holding their own shit in them because they have to find a shitter to shit in or shit on the side of their road/in their shit bucket.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying
              RV cucks are so defensive. Is it that thing where you buy things you can't afford and then mold your identity around those things to justify the price? I said vans are even worse. If you were a literate homeowner you would incorporate that into your interpretation of the text.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought a nice RV. It's ok but also pretty gay. You shit in a box. It's hidden behind a nice toilet but it's still a box with shit in it.
      I can't imagine how gay the van homeless life is. No wonder they murder so much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virgin Van
      >nobody knows there's someone living there

      Chad RV
      >every fucking person on earth that spots the RV on DOTR will think ''Let's loot that RV''

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cooking things
      >wanting to shower
      >not wanting to be like a wild animal
      >caring about what anybody thinks
      >wanting to have TV's
      >wanting to generate envy from others
      >thinking you can live off grid forever with just an RV
      >thinking cops won't enter your house because muh warrant
      bluepilled

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >living like a nagger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is not a road legal RV that is larger than my master bedroom and i only have 2300sf. Thats just the bedroom not including the 2 walkin closets, master bath....or of course the rest of the house. To even consider an RV as an alternative to a house, much less a studio apartment is faulty. RVs are glorified.campers. theyre one step up from a tent. Ive camped in both and the price of an RV precludes it being worth owninv for that putpose. If you can live in an arV and not hate life after 1 month youre a special person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a lot of dead soil you aren't making any money on anon. Just saying :/

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bought a 4+ bedroom home and I regret it. Wish I would have bought a van and a piece of land instead. Dont fall for the morgage meme.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why havent you taken the van pill yet?
    Because literally every decent human being in the history of human beings has been lead to believe we should make civilization better/cleaner/safer than a fucking van… because the fuckers who invented “van-life” used to be called gypsies and killed on sight because they were godless heathens

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because i don't have a qt gf

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An option more ppl are becoming open to, fuck taxes in this country. 40% of my income goes to a puppet government

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >van pill
    I called it Foley-pill.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I own a farm. I can't imagine farming on land you don't own. What's the point of improving the land if you'll never benefit from the sale of it? You'll spend your life never having fulfilment I think

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you live with an excess of land with no owner of record?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theres a law in Texas that lets you camp and improve land and then own it if no one says shit and you pay taxes after so many years. Fun fact.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a law in many states but it almost never pans out for the trespasser. Also a good chance you'll get caught because of the tax man if you build any structure. Since most use pictometry for property tax purposes. Seems you'd be better off looking for land with no owner of record. Often due to lack of records or new surveys leaving gaps between parcels. Or just wait for land seized for unpaid taxes to come up for auction. Happens often when people die with family that is out of state.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a law in Ecuador where you can claim ownership of land that you are living on if no one says anything after x amount of years. And if often does work out well for the squatter. I spent many years living there but I rented properties.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put years of effort building shit for someone else just to get kicked out by cop naggers

    I’d rather not dumbass

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lives in van by a river.
    Saves so much money.
    Wants to improve local reputation.
    Offers "Free Candy" to children.
    Saves a fortune on meat budget.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unowned property

    Retard, there is no such thing.

    If it's not privately owned the government owns it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is land with no known legal owner of record. And there is a legal process to claim said land.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not my thot gabby?!?
    >fuck babies though abortion is cool.
    >and all those Americans in Afghanistan, fuck them too.
    >borders, are evil, a Haitian invasion is long over do.
    KYS homosexuals.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i took the land pill a long time ago

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheaper just to build a simple timber house. More room as well.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm going to be homeless I'll go all in and takeover the local tent city.
    Hookers and drug money

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you taken the van pill OP?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Careful. All of this "van life, off-the-grid life, tiny homes, etc." is a psyop to prep you for the Great Reset. They want you to have nothing and be happy about it, remember? It's no coincidence that this type of shit is popping into mainstream culture. Look at how a lot of people, even people in this thread, are eating it up.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a toilet in my van that empties out through a hole I cut in the floor. When I have to shit, I park on a quiet street, drop my payload and drive back to my campsite.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wales is the most beautiful part of the UK, swear to god

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no water supply
    >no electricity
    >no internet
    >nowhere to wash or shit
    >nowhere to clean clothes
    >city will remove you from land you don’t own
    >city will ask you to remove structures without planning permission or up to code
    >city will stop you living like a vagrant even if you own the land
    we just don’t live in this world anymore anon

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unowned property
    being this tarded

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Police see van
    >want to fuck you for any/all reasons
    >have sufficient reasonable suspicion to impound your van for possible drug related involvement just because it isn't normal
    >judge will side with police, up to you to prove it isn't involved in drug-related crimes
    >lawyer will cost more than the van itself
    >now homeless

    No, really. Just so you all know, police have the power to impound these things at whim, regardless of your state, in the US. To them these are mobile drug dens and manufactories and normal law-abiding citizens should have nothing to do with them. You have no recourse if they decide to fuck with you. That is just how the law works in this situation. Do not invest in something that can be confiscated at whim by law enforcement.

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