USBbros.... we fucking won

USBbros.... we fucking won

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you European Union.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost makes me not hate paying more than 50% in taxes, after which I still have to pay 24% VAT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        23% here, doesn't feel any better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        27 in Orbanland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one good thing the EU has ever done.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why was Apple trying to push Firewire and Lightning anyway? why didn't they just use USB and mini-USB back in the day like everyone else?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Firewire
      Predates USB, duh.
      >mini-USB
      Eww.
      Lightning is much more convenient. And it predates USB-C.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >convenient
        How? They're both same size, other works only for iphones, other works for everything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mini and micro usb are dogshit. I dont blame apple for telling them to fuck off

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in what ways were lightning better than mini and micro? i believe you, i liked lightning because it can double as cable for earphones and it could plug in both ways

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              also theyre easier to clean.

              usb standards are all over the place; theyre a fucking mess.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fact the USB-C cables can be visually identical but not have the same physical capabilities is insane. I cannot wait for people to realize how fucked his can be, once their iPhone cable wont properly charge their Mac etc.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              reversible, no tabs, no pins on the cable. Its a nice connector.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Usb C is not mini or micro usb

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Probably why I said mini and micro usb and not USB-C because I was talking about mini and micro usb

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you be talking about completely irrelevant tech to the thread?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because someone asked why apple adopted lightning in the first place. USB-C did not exist at that time and mini usb and micro usb were the only other choices

                Learn to read a fucking thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How?
          Have you not seen their shapes?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I interact with them daily. It's no different from using a usb C cable. Except that nothing else works with it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It's no different from using a usb C cable
              Yep. In other words, much more convenient than mini-USB crap.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Usb C indeed beats the slightly less convenient mini and micro ports

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why didn't apple use a standard that wouldn't allow them to make billions in royalties until forced to at what is essentially gunpoint?

      >USBbros.... we fucking w-ACK!

      >this retarded shit again
      I can just see it now: millions upon millions of people storming apple stores, flipping over displays and crucifying employees. And while its all happening, a chant can be heard rising above the chaos:
      "GIVE US USB 3"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you're right. iPhone users are too retarded to understand the difference between USB 2 and 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apple's marketing is based heavily on being a part of a cool ingroup. Everyone in the apple community is compatible with each other but not outsiders. See imessage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's an old technique. they make money off official accessories. they don't even ship a charger with their phones anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop believing everything you read just because it agrees with your biases

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's not a charger nagger

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hes referring to the lack of a charging brick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What would I plug this cable into?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your asshole.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the usb-c port on any of your devices retard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't have a usb wall outlet

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if there's any tech brand I'll shamelessly shill it's this one, none of their shit has ever given me a problem and works with everything apple to android and laptops alike

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anker is pretty dang good.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >replace 1 outlet with 3 USB ports
              >30W
              it's almost as stupid as this thing from my cunt
              >replace outlet with pathetic 15W USB-C
              no thanks I'll just put and outlet and plug in a proper charger? who the fuck is this for?
              nobody can do these right

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Charge MacBook at full speed
              >30W

              Do mactards really?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've never seen an outlet that high on the wall.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a real photo, but a 3D rendering.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they don't even ship a charger with their phones anymore.
        Doesn't everyone? I bought a electric toothbrush years ago and it didn't come with a charging brick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Licensing fees from the MFi program, ability to install any proprietary chip or tech to limit user's freedom in even more innovative ways than with common interfaces.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's an old technique. they make money off official accessories. they don't even ship a charger with their phones anymore.

        >why didn't apple use a standard that wouldn't allow them to make billions in royalties until forced to at what is essentially gunpoint?
        [...]
        >this retarded shit again
        I can just see it now: millions upon millions of people storming apple stores, flipping over displays and crucifying employees. And while its all happening, a chant can be heard rising above the chaos:
        "GIVE US USB 3"

        They still make money with royalities and licensing. Do you even know what connector thunderbolt is using? Or that USB-C supports proprietary extensions and apple can and will cash in with theirs.
        USB-C is the wet dream if you want to scam customers. Yes, you got the same connector, but your cable isn't Apple approved, so guess you get cucked..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking zoomer doesn't even know that both of those predate what he suggested

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Firewire is way older than USB, and lightning came out 2 years before the USB-C spec was finished. That being said, they should have ditched lightning way sooner.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >USBbros.... we fucking w-ACK!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dumb nagger

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how much action can i get from the action button

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          with those digits, as much as you want

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          $66,000.00 USD dollars per nanogram Anon
          nice digits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only for the pro.
        >gatekeeping usb 3 for $200 more
        Apple israelite have outdone themselves this year.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to be really funny because everyone I know calls it the "iphone cable" and they dont know what usb-c is and assume its some weird nerd thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any macfag knows what a USB-c cable is

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVROPA WON

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    keep consuming wagies

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See, Apple? Following universal standards isn't so hard after all now, is it?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Apple can use USB-C globally, they can enable sideloading globally too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can you possibly misuse usb-c

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Your asshole.

        and

        your ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Give me an actual answer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but they're not going to outside the EU unless they're forced too as well. The app store brings in billions a year

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And everyone else lost.
    >inb4 cretins that unironically believe USB-C is mechanically better than lightning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      except it is because it has twice the pins

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The normal iPhone has only USB 2. Imagine spending $800 to get USB 2.

    Applebros always lose.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the all day battery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn you don't need a battery when plugged in? amazing! Apple are incredible innovators

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No way this is real

        How new are you guys?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apple invented breathing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t browse LULZ but I’m an ancientfag from 2014

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ancientfag
            lol, lmao even, I'm from 2012 and consider myself a newfag

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2014 is now ancient
            I’ve been here since 2011 and I’m still a newfag.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve been here since 2009 and still view things with wonder and optimism. I mean, I tried to kill myself since then, but still…

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ancientfag
              lol, lmao even, I'm from 2012 and consider myself a newfag

              I don’t browse LULZ but I’m an ancientfag from 2014

              i have been here since 2006, you utter babies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                calm down, old man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                remember the text-only boards?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. Why would anyone go on a boarding site with just text? Lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No way this is real

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad I got an iPhone 14 Pro, the last good iPhone before the USB-C collapse.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get gaped by the big USB-Cock you slut

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >usb-c, 10 gbps
    Holy shit, welcome to 2013, guys.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>usb-c, 10 gbps
    >Holy shit, welcome to 2013, guys.
    cope. even with a m.2 ssd in your computer you can't transfer faster more than 7.45gbps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real cope is when iToddlers say
      >"Apple might not be first, but they do it right." when they find out that their precious revolutionary technology has been in other products for YEARS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please learn the difference between gigaBITS and gigaBYTES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zomg 10gbps
      >so what if you could do 10gbps since 2013?? you could only do 7.45gbps since then!!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank god. I'm so tired of never being able to charge my android when I visit a normie friend.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple bent the knee to the EU. LMAO.
    next comes sideloading.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but that's for EU only. The app store makes too many billions a year to bring it to everyone else

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >EU only
        just like USB-C?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not the same. Everyone can already side load, it's for app stores other than THE app store, software only

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"reportedly"
            will believe it when i see it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make the new one have squared edges again instead of rounded?

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