Unironically what will happen to Michael Saylor once bitcoin crashes to sub $10k?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He'll post more collateral.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    allegedly he'll post collateral progressively until 3k, at which point he'll have to start coming up with cash.

    if btc unironically goes to zero he'll either be laughing from his yacht because he's an excellent conman or he'll rope himself because he's an actual retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude is literally a character that was assigned the role of sucking liquidity into bitcoin before they send it to zero

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's insane isn't it. You can even imagine the movie that's going to get released about it. Adam Sandler will probably play Saylor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Adam Sandler will probably play Saylor.
          damn don't tease me with movies I would actually watch

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            that's baghodling history right there, you understand?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >history
              yeah, speaking of that
              >On March 20, 2000, after a review of its accounting practices, the company announced that it would restate its financial results for the preceding two years.[12] Its stock price, which had risen from $7 per share to as high as $333 per share in a year, fell $120 per share, or 62%, in a day in what is regarded as the bursting of the dot-com bubble.[13]
              >In December 2000, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission brought charges against the company and its executives.[14] A lawsuit was subsequently filed against MicroStrategy and certain of its officials over fraud.[15] In December 2000, Saylor, Bansal, and the company's former CFO settled with the SEC without admitting wrongdoing, each paying $350,000 in fines. The officers also paid a combined total of $10 million in disgorgement. The company settled with the SEC, hiring an independent director to ensure regulatory compliance.[16][17]

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Adam Sandler will probably play Saylor.
          Making laugh out loud thinking about this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >post collateral
      yeah, he'll liquidate the bitcoin. the lender doesn't give a fuck about it, they want cash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe you won't take my magic beans as payment GAAHHH!!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will get sued

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come it's actually all these boomers that get so high off twitter (You)'s they're willing to say and even do the most retarded shit for a bit of clout? I thought that was a zooomer thing?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Closing out would not make any sense. He's gonna double down until it's not possible anymore. This guy is brilliant at selling worthless shit any always finds money. He's also got decent real estate and art collection. I don't think it's possible to liquidate him. Unless btc goes below 100usd. But even then he'd still be a millioner and open another money loundering company.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's gonna double down until it's not possible anymore.
      with what, idiot? rates are going up. how is he going to take out an even harder to service loan, in order to service the existing loans, when customers are cashing out?
      do you think lenders are fucking retarded?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SWARM OF HORNETS BROS
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THERE IS NO SECOND BEST CRYPTOCURRENCY

    SECOND BEST?

    HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He'll head back to McDonalds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Anon, thanks for taking me to McDonald's.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    julia chatterly is the hottest slut in financial reporting

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >figurehead of crypto is a coked out boomer conman
    it's ogre

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is past copium, he is purely delusional.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh fucking lord man. wow
      I have a small family business that does pretty well and he just told me to mortgage it and buy bitcoin and was 100% serious.
      I'd say that this was over the top if he was being parodied with this type of statement.
      wew

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This degenerate crack head somehow managed to scam his way to being a billionaire twice. He won’t have a third chance. It is unironically over for him.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will literally rope when bitcoin goes below 10k, mark my words

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will cope, seethe and come out as a tranny to keep the masses of baghodlers from harassing him for fear of being harassed by the libs

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He still lol Ben an abillionaire our will be poor and coping and seething

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bitcoin is a hot air balloon, blowing in the wind and landing on a high mountain top, allowing you to pull down your sweatpants and piss on all the no-coiners below you trying to climb the steep cliffs. See my interview.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will finally rope and the giga mega millenium long platinum plated golden bull run will commence

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always bearish when a person feels the need to resort to this type of flowery, poetic gibberish to describe an investment. Feels something a GME bagholder would say.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The board of directors will capitulate when public sentiment goes back to crypto being dead forever like every bear market and force him to sell. Hopefully that will be before we reach 10k otherwise it's going to nuke the price

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    The lasers in his eyes will finally burn out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I forgot about this eric clip, what does he shout out again?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was literally talking about how crabs create new shells by imploding in on themselves in the process last I saw him
    laughing out loud even now thinking about it.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hope he does a backflip

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest exit liquidity whale ever lmao

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unironically

    KYS please kiddo

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