Unironically one of the most important musical acts right now

But LULZ rejects them because their zoomers...

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reject them because of how they look

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've would've rejected Iggy Pop and David Bowie in 1971 you fucking fruit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've are's a stroke victim...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm baked.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, they look fucking disgusting I hate it. the dude on the right looks like a parody of a deranged serial killer

      You've would've rejected Iggy Pop and David Bowie in 1971 you fucking fruit.

      we are long past that point retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their look seems to be important to them since they ALWAYS dress the same way. Every time I've seen them the girl has big pigtails, a designer outfit and lots of makeup. The guy always has long hair and dorky doll clothes that don't fit him.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jacob Collier mogs

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shes the only tranny I would do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are actual trannies who look way better unironically

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is what happens when you combine the trust funds.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they both troons or what?
    Why are they more important than any other jazz act that I don't listen to.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >babby's first jazz hop
    they should stick to mf doom covers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post another group that sounds like this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean like shit?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, music that sounds like the apparent "jazz hop" they make.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            robert glasper who also sucks

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds absolutely nothing like what I posted,

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                clean your ears retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post a song by robert glasper that sounds like this that i posted

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >adhd zoomie needs someone else to do the work for him
                typical. just listen to one album and report back with a new thread tomorrow. and i dont wanna hear any pedantic autism because they modulated or changed keys in a slightly different manner or "muh production" or any rap nonsense like that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol fucking retard.
                You're the one coming in here acting like they aren't anything special but can't post a song that sounds like them.
                Go get on your fucking chromebook, junior, you got school work to do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >watered down herbie hancock chords with watered down barry manilow production
                >special

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does the guy on the drums look like that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cuz he has microplastics and mcdonalds in his DNA

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I GOT
            >I GOT
            >I GOT
            >I GOT
            >PLASTIC BAGS, GOT MAXI PADS INSIDE MY DNA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, music that sounds like the apparent "jazz hop" they make.

        DJ Harrison
        Alfa Mist
        Athletic Progression
        Resavoir

        And no, they're not going to sound "exactly" the same considering different band configurations (duo versus quartet or instrumental versus vocals) but the main melodic phrasings and chordal voicings are extremely similar, and the drums all do that fast-paced hip hop influence thing that guys like Yusef Kamaal do.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thundercat
        BADBADNOTGOOD
        Alfa Mist
        The madlibs Jazz albums
        They're just another line in Jazz hip-hop started by Guru with the Jazzmaster projects back in the 90s, you could say ATCQ with the Low end theory too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Jojo Mayer and Nerve

          FUCK YEAH! I’m glad I’m not the only one who likes him. Jojo mogs all the other guys who came after him. After, this music is much more interesting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does anyone else really hate how a lot of modern drummers overuse gospel chops? It's technically impressive a few times but I see a lot of drummers nowadays just playing these stupid chops throughout the entire song and it's not as impressive as they think it is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah same, it sounds nice but when everyone over relies on it it starts to sound samey and monotonous

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when a drummer is too clean or perfect in general it gets bland
          listening to keith moon isolated drums im just blown away how it sounds like a random 12 subscriber youtube channel playing his epic "song" really badly, but because townsends delay is acting like a click track it just werks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nord players are god damn insufferable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk. To me it sounds like they're both good on their respective instruments, but it doesn't mesh well into a cohesive song.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're unironically too skilled, it makes their music is extremely samey. They should try playing worse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I thought. There's no uniqueness or expression to it.
      Same with that Polyphia guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I thought. There's no uniqueness or expression to it.
      Same with that Polyphia guy.

      the polyphia comparison is dead-on accurate. all technical wankery and fancy imagery, no message or personality. perfect music for soulless automatons

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le cool jazz hop
    hate this sound

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      robert glasper who also sucks

      That's what I thought. There's no uniqueness or expression to it.
      Same with that Polyphia guy.

      No, music that sounds like the apparent "jazz hop" they make.

      [...]
      the polyphia comparison is dead-on accurate. all technical wankery and fancy imagery, no message or personality. perfect music for soulless automatons

      >all technical wankery and fancy imagery, no message or personality. perfect music for soulless automatons

      no
      fucking
      GROOVE

      just bippiditydappity dooppity over and over and over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no
        >fucking
        >GROOVE
        Bingo. For such an acclaimed drummer, he sounds like he belongs as some RnB or Rap drummer. It feels incomplete without some mumble rap shit and can't stand on it's own like other jazz drummers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, its pretentious artsy fartsy music definitely not my style. if one shall do advanced rhythms, chords and time signatures you should weave it into the song so as to be as seamless and unnoticeable as possible, like the music of brian wilson:

        ?si=wMz2UDfeFpblGKmE

        ?si=sTNtelEn8XP4h0Pp

        or the weight by the band, it changes time signature in one part of the chorus

        ?si=V1GTBC7T0thOzOhj

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The drummer from Animals as Leaders has much better flow and uses just as many ghost notes as the tranny from OP, not to mention that he has much more refined footwork.
        JD Beck can just play basketball with his stick on the snare quickly, the compression he uses makes 90% of his sound anyways, live you can barely hear him hit shit, his touch is too soft.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're like a better version of BBNG because they actually have an authentic understanding of jazz. It's still glorified elevator music though, just combined with lo-fi beats aesthetics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most coherent poster
      get out before it's too late

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tranny zoomer wankery

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw them open for CHON back in 2018. They played a 15 minute set and dipped the hell out. Also, CHON sucked ass and were boring as hell. It's too bad what happened to them affected their live performances.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to chon
      They were poised to be yuge then just died

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hah more like chode

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a chode please don't joke about such things

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            post chode or gtfo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They got royally fucked over by their label.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CHON sucked ass and were boring as hell

      What happened to chon
      They were poised to be yuge then just died

      >What happened to chon
      oh god i downloaded one of their albums and it was so bad, it felt good deleting it

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LULZ would rather listen to the fine art of Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Kiss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Korn are unironically better than those two

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listened. Liked them. Thanks OP

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're fuckin boring
    elevator music ADHD edition made for 50something downbeat subscribers to go "woah the kids are all right" to
    woah video game music but jazzy???
    woah jdilla covers??????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing wrong with any of this. the kids are indeed alright if you ask me

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wuuuaghhbn

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those are men, right?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is she doing that to her face

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eery how they both look like trannies
    it is a zoomer thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no i reject them because their shit sounds so dull, like anything on lofi hiphop chill beats.
      how they got snoop dogg and herbie on their first album is still a mystery.

      >being this mindbroken

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how they got snoop dogg and herbie on their first album is still a mystery.
        Wealth and connections, unironically. The girl is friends with Anderson Paak's girlfriend.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how they got snoop dogg and herbie on their first album is still a mystery.
        Snoop Dogg is the Eric Roberts of music and Herbie will play on anything as long as it's not real jazz.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Herbie will play on anything as long as it's not real jazz.
          what why? isnt he a big time jazz musician?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think that dude's one of those jazz guys who are snobs about fusion

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Herbie will play on anything as long as it's not real jazz.
              what why? isnt he a big time jazz musician?

              Nah, Herbie released a ton of good records even in the midst of making fusionslop, but ever since 1+1 in 1997 he's been releasing pretty much nothing but adult contemporary crap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Snoop features on anything if you pay him

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At the end of the day they're a couple of rich kid trust fund babies with nothing much to sing about.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just assume theyre ulra-connected nepo baby plants but they're so talented and passionate that i can't really be mad abt it. and i mean talented more so technically than creatively, kinda like jacob collier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching vids of domi when she was in college. Many of them have been deleted. Mostly her in pract rooms with black dudes.
      They've both been playing from childhood, they're reasonably normal. But they're the kind of musician who would do anything for attention, and they advertised as such during their college years
      They have chops, no style. They settled with mediocre one off party trick type sound

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mostly her in pract rooms with black dudes.
        You just know

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dudes these two are 5%ers not .01%ers
    The music sucks

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LULZ is not zoomers?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish the one on the left was a trans

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are they?
    like they're miles better than that badbadnotgood garbage from a few years ago but i can't help but think this is just more that shit.
    everything about it just seem like kitschy novelty act material.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is they could get good, their heart seems in the right place despite a lot of things, but they’re already overpraised immensely. That will do more harm than good.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like that look. when a girl looks like a trap but she has a pussy and little tits and a skinny body. those ugly face girls and really delicious.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the bands fucking name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuckin' newfag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally yes, what are they fucking called

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          domi and jd beck. they released a decent album last year that hip hop tourists fell in love with

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    domi peaked with this

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both appear trans. Which one is trans?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl is an incredibly skilled pianist, her classical recitals on youtube from when she was younger are really impressive.

    I cannot for the love of me understand why the drummer guy gets so much praise, he's far from bad but his gimmick is to do drum rolls which sound dryer than bones inbetween trap beats. Any marching band snare player can play the rudiments he spams endlessly.

    t. drummer who has equally quick hands and much better footwork and has played for longer than the whippersnapper has been alive

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    left is male in drag and right is a girl, right?
    right cute

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    louis cole mogs them

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