Uniqlo Hate Thread

>XS, S, M, 28, 30 (OUT OF STOCK
>$10-$25 PRICE INCREASE WITH MUCH LOWER QUALITY
>OUT OF STOCK
>DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WESTERN FANBASE, CATERS TO THE WORST OF AMERICAN & JAPANESE SENSIBILITIES INSTEAD
>EXCITING COLORS LIKE FADED GREEN, DESATURATED BLUISH GREY AND BROWN
>Overglorifed fast fashion but unable to respond to trends in a timely or contemporary manner

lmao remember when SuFu people thought this brand was some special niche? Now they’re just an infuriatingly obtuse Jap Old Navy with cuts meant for Japanese manlets with weird legs/hips upscaled to fit the american Mumu physique.

I don’t get it. Burgers will just call it gay or think it’s weird. The people buying Uniqlo were more likely to be Skinny anyway.

17 thoughts on “Uniqlo Hate Thread

  1. Anonymous says:

    WHY THE heck CAN’T THEY KEEP NEUTRAL COLORS IN STOCK?NORMAL NEUTRAL COLORS LIKE NAVY OR BLACK heck YOUR WEIRD HEATHER PUKE COLOR BULLSHIT

    WHY NO hebrewEL TONES EITHER EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE SAMPLE SWATCHES AT A CARPET STORE

  2. Anonymous says:

    Based, they kinda fell off fr, no cap (okay no zoomer speak for a second they actually did drop in quality)

    • Anonymous says:

      They unironically should have embraced a elitist mentality in the west. Like A&F but for urbanites with manbuns.

      Their one (and I would argue only) chance to break out in the west has failed. People liked them because they were a safer, boring but better made alternative to H&M that ironically could be used in conjunction with designer clothing.

      They completely hecked that up. Honestly fashion sucks ass right now. ALL retail stores and non designer clothing is one cost cutting step away from burlap sack/garbage bag core and that’s WITH the savings afforded by literal SLAVE LABOR (based and redpilled). But the luxe market sucks too. Unaccessible to all but the upper middle class while aping the now defunct subcultures of the poor and middle class counter cultures while nogs fight over resold scalped scraps, wh*toids recoil once their precious brands become associated with Black folk and Chinks bypass everything by wearing fakes. McQueen saw the future and couldn’t take it like he took dick on the hourly

      What’s the hecking point, I’m gonna use
      a sharpie to write Prada on a Burlap sack and just stop trying.

      • Anonymous says:

        adding onto this they hecked up by playing it safe in the west. They are an "exotic" "foreign" japanese brand competing with H&M, Gap, Old Navy and lets be real Walmart/Target. Playing it "safe" was the least safe thing they could do. They may be boring in Asia but that was not how the west initially percieved them but they wasted that capital

        Honestly Daiso should offer Kirkland style basics at a price point capped at $20 and steal their lunch while using Japanese snacks to lure burgerfats inside

      • Anonymous says:

        based and agreepilled

        I used to shop uniqlo for basics but then I realized a $4 Gildan tee from a craft store fits my non asian manlet body better and probably uses the same slaves anyway.

      • Anonymous says:

        This is the best post I’ve seen here in ages and it’s true, if they’d gone with more good collaborations and marketed them more (uniqlo u, ines de le fressange, JW anderson, white mountaineering, jil sander), or just made clothes in those styles regardless of collaborations, they could have just become like a modern Japanese A&F or Ralph Lauren.

        Instead they’ve just stuck to plain in an era of people getting sick of it, so everyone just moves onto shein or overpriced "thrifting".

        And yeah, most luxury brands now just make the most dull streetweary non-luxury clothing imaginable. Likely to keep costs down to be affordable to the credit-carded masses, and still have good profit margins to their shareholders, as the masses won’t buy the $1500 wool coat anymore, but they WILL buy the $400 sneakers

    • Anonymous says:

      that’s the whole point anon, you go there to buy good quality basics (at least that was the case, now they’re still the best option for basics but quality has dropped)

  3. Anonymous says:

    I just want to get a thin long sleeve t shirt that’s all cotton and or linen for less than $30. Is that so insane ? I thought uniqlo would have that. Nope.

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