uhhhh.... bros...?? thats not true, right??
uhhhh.... bros...?? thats not true, right??
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Once a week? That’s ridiculous. I wash my sheets when they look dirty or before I invite a girl over to spend the night.
simp. you should be clean for yourself not others
Why would I care if I sleep in my own filth? I shower every morning when I wake up anyways, so it’s not like it matters.
Dude shut the fuck up. Stop trying sound so fucking cool we all know you can’t get laid. Yea I clean my place whenever a chick comes over and they always compliment my cleanliness before I smash.
samshing your head in the wall is not something to be proud of anon..
>you should be clean for yourself not others
t. detergent shills
basically this, why the fuck wouldn't you just shower in the morning?
I like sleeping in a clean bed instead of rolling around in a petri dish that collects 18 hours of filth.
this whole meme of being cleaner by showering in the morning, if it's all shitty and dusty full of cigarette smoke outside and/or it's a million degree you're all fresh and clean for all of 5 minutes anyways. your bed should be a controlled and clean environment.
It'd be like wiping your ass before you shit.
What kind of retard argument is this?
>I get dirty during the day, so why be clean at the start of it
Is it really that difficult to understand that your hygiene matters most when interacting with other people, and therefore you should be as clean as possible during the period of the day when you're interacting with other people? Honestly remove yourself from the gene pool.
explain to me what's dirty about sleeping
Seriously, how can anyone be this dumb? It doesn't matter if your sheets are always clean and you shower before bed, you'll still be slightly sweater and dirtier after waking up. So you shower after waking up so that you're cleanest during the waking hours. Explain what's so hard to understand about that?
Firstly, clean bedding feels amazing and makes it easier to sleep.
Secondly, dirty bedding is unhealthy and smells bad. Unless you shower before bed (which you don't, since you think washing bedding regularly is optional), you're literally sleeping on sheets caked with your sweat, dead skin, jizz, piss and shit.
Once a month is the bare minimum for anyone who's not a disgusting feral.
I shower before I sleep so honestly once every other week is fine for me
>jizz, piss, and shit
How?
>How?
OP doesn't shower before bed, I guarantee it.
Even if someone does shower before bed, if you've ever jacked it in bed, you've got jizz in it. If you've ever farted or scratched your ass in bed, you've got shit in it. If you've ever got up to piss in the night and gone back to bed straight away, you've got piss in your bed.
These things might only add small amounts to the filth, but they add up, especially if someone is a fucking feral and doesn't wash their bedding.
>Even if someone does shower before bed, if you've ever jacked it in bed, you've got jizz in it. If you've ever farted or scratched your ass in bed, you've got shit in it. If you've ever got up to piss in the night and gone back to bed straight away, you've got piss in your bed.
NTA but I don't jack off in the middle of the night, and I don't usually shit after having a shower as well
also I wipe my dick after having a piss
and people who shower in the morning are backwards retards.
>shower before bed
>sweat while sleeping 8 hours
>go to work for 8 hours while everyone smells your BO
while sleeping 8 hours
I don't live in Brazil ? It's winter up here
You definitely sweat while sleeping under your covers with all that warmth trapped inside from your body heat. To think you don’t sweat AT ALL during sleep is delusional.
bro I don't sleep underneath 10 weighted blankets
who is running a marathon in a sauna when they're sleeping that they absolutely need to shower and wash the fuckin gym stink off them first thing in the morning
the only times I sweated in my sleep, in the winter, was when i caught covid.
lemme guess, do you also brush your teeth -before- eating breakfast?
>lemme guess, do you also brush your teeth -before- eating breakfast?
Not him but PSA, if you're eating even mildly acidic foods (eg most fruit) you should wait a half hour and/or swish with water before brushing. Acidity can temporarily soften your enamel, making it more vulnerable to being worn down during brushing.
who gives a flying fuck
...People who don't want to live with irreversible tooth sensitivity and increased susceptibility to serious dental issues when they're older?
>Firstly, clean bedding feels amazing and makes it easier to sleep.
It feels even more amazing when you spent the previous night sleeping in months of accumulated body oils and sweat
I've got someone in my house that lives like that. The stink that comes out of their room is something else.
kek, months is definitely an exaggeration. That said, I live alone and would definitely be more diligent if there were other people around (with the history to prove it), and always do a deep clean before having company (which is part of why I don't do it on a schedule, so it's the freshest of fresh exactly when it needs to be). But even though I'm a bit of a secret slob, I also sleep with the windows open and generally keep the place airy, which makes a huge difference.
I have a neet brother spends all his time in his room with two cats, the doors and windows always closed, sheets unwashed, mouldy kitchenware all around him, smoking pot and cigarettes. Your room mate would probably smell like daisies by comparison if you got a whiff. And he's 5 years older than me, imagine growing up sharing a bedroom with that, it skews your standards a little.
I wash my sheets weekly most of the time, but sometimes more frequently depending on what's going on. This is called good hygiene.
At night you shed dead skin, any dirt on your body rubs onto your sheets, you might sweat, drool or produce some other bodily fluids. That all goes onto your sheets and you lay in it the next night whilst you add to it.
It's like wearing yesterday's clothes without washing them or using a towel more than once without washing it. Wash your sheets.
Wait what are you talking about washing your towel after using it once? No wonder the world is running out of water
Who the fuck uses a towel only once before washing? What kind of horrible parents did you have? Did you grow up in a hotel?
If you're sexually active sure.
I wash mine semi-monthly because of the dog hair.
>If you're sexually active sure.
This is the important caveat. When I'm sexually active, you bet I'm washing that shit once, maybe even twice a week. But if it's just lil ol me, not only is there exponentially less filth but who am I showing off for?
so, should I shower in the morning or at night?
Both.
Advantages of showering at night
>helps you relax
>is a nice ritual to wrap up your day
>obviously helps keep your bed cleaner
>you can jack off in there too if you want no one's judging
>no crushing deadline of being late for work that makes you rush what should be a pleasant experience
Advantages of showering in the morning
>You get to live like a crazy person
>Advantages of showering in the morning
>>You get to live like a crazy person
Explain.
you live in a world where sleeping peacefully in your bed is filthier than running around all day sweating in greasy farty dusty polluted areas
I live in a world where cleaning myself in the morning wakes me up, makes me feel fresh and ready for the day and reduces the chance that people will take a step back if I get within arms reach of them.
You can always spot the people who don't shower in the morning.
>educes the chance that people will take a step back if I get within arms reach of them
you don't wear deodorant or
>you don't wear deodorant
I have bad news for you. Deodorant doesn't stop people from smelling your unshowered stank.
again, I took a shower hours earlier and did nothing but sleep.
what about the stank you just bring into bed and cultivate overnight, been awake running around sweating for 16 hours
>did nothing but sleep.
As other anons said, you sweat while you sleep.
You also shed dead skin and hair, fart out shit particles and wipe eye and nose gunk on your pillow. Wax falls from your ears and oils are expelled from every pore on your body.
Showering before bed does nothing to prevent any of this.
>what about the stank you just bring into bed and cultivate overnight, been awake running around sweating for 16 hours
You're arguing against a point I never made here. Probably mixing me up with some other anon.
>You're arguing against a point I never made here. Probably mixing me up with some other anon.
You also shower before bed?
Irrelevant. I only asked for an explanation on why showering in the morning makes someone a crazy person. What I do personally has no effect on that.
The truth is you should be showering at both, although at least one of those showers should be a 2 minute "in and out" military style shower, your choice which one.
>Advantages of showering in the morning
Eliminates night sweating
Eliminates bedhead
Eliminates the need to wipe your ass after your morning shit
Borderline necessary if you have any hairstyle more complex than "just get out of bed and go"
Lets you do a maximally clean shave immediately before work
Your boss and coworkers guaranteed see you at your cleanest
Women coworkers compliment you on your choice of post-shower soaps, fragrances, oils, aftershave, and cologne
You can have wakeup sex without reeking of sex at work
Morning showers are top G shit
>shower and put on clean clothes before bed every night
i only need to change my pillow case semi frequently
i change/wash my bed sheets maybe 2 or 3 times a year, whenever they start to smell
If you don't wash your sheets AT LEAST every other week, your room probably smells like cum, pee, and onions, and probably so do you, and you probably have facial acne because you've got dirty pillow cases your face is rubbing against all night.
More is better, but once a week is the ideal to aspire to.
Interesting to learn how bad everyone’s hygiene is. Makes the whole “how do I gf” meme have a lot more sense. Wash your sheets, keep your room picked up, shower, brush your teeth. You filthy animals.
Once a week is a good rule of thumb, but you can probably get away with once every two weeks if you shower before bed and don't sweat while you sleep.
>sleepfoundation.org
thats just the bedding lobby that needs you to wash your shit once a week so it has more wear and tear and you have to consoom more. dont be fooled by the psyop, once a year is sufficient.
lol all these hygienefags. It baffles me how anyone can be so naive as to think everyone adheres to strict hygiene rules like clean sheets once a week and daily showering at specific times.
How often do you smell the BO of people you regularly interact with in daily life? Because I guarantee you they're not all as strict as you about hygiene. I know people who outright admit to not brushing their teeth every day, you'd never know. Because it really doesn't make that big a difference.
There's absolutely a tipping point, and I unfortunately know people who absolutely cross it, but pretty much everyone fails in at least one commonly touted hygiene standard with no one the wiser.
based
i met a hippy once who had hip-length hair that never used shampoo or conditioner. it was healthy as fuck.
inspired by this, I'll wash with soap/shampoo once a week if it's important that I smell good. other than that I take 5 minute rinse showers. I don't think I ever smell unless I forget deodorant.
Sounds a bit too frequent for me, but it's not like throwing them into the washer is much effort
Microbes build immunity you fucking sensitive weak ass homosexuals
microbes could beat up yourcrobes
Underrated
can someone post that image of how to be an adult that comes with timeframes for how often things need to be done in order to independently live alone?
Checks out with most people I know.
I change sheets once a week, sometimes two if any of my animals have spent time in it
Yeah. You should wash sheets and towels once a week.
I clean them every 3 days
It's that frequency, twice a week often too because I often don't remember when I washed them last. I have a history of not caring about things like that though. I don't care to eat something that someone has already bit off of or double dipping for example. I don't double dip but don't care if someone does.