Ubuntu 24.04

What can we expect?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of shit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spyware shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GNOME shit

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    20.04 still serves me well mkay?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you have 2 more years before Canonical stops giving security updates.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully they end up using a LTS Kernel I don't actually trust canonical being able to keep up.

        Ubuntu PRO is free tho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do not redeem sar

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Insider here
    Big fucking shit
    They made an neural network that optimizes it self from the way you use it
    So for example if you only use a certain application at 5pm then when its 5 pm that application will have more threads allocated to it
    And it will learn your pattern use based on almost any kind of factor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao if that thing ever happens that would be some Microsoft shit 100%

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can already do this with linux by installing this package: preload, or on archfag distros: goprelod or something idc i use debchad.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another release.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    icons in the file picker I hope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't NEEEEDDD icon in the file picker.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bloat, amazon telemetry, having to pipe lsblk through grep or awk first to get through all the loopback devices

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greatness. I love Ubuntu, they're always there for me when other distros inevitably let me down. Thank-you Ubuntu.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you cope with apt installing snaps instead?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Use apt-get instead?
        Uninstall snapd?
        Use a remix that doesn't include snapd in the first place?

        I don't run Ubuntu but being filtered by snap seems something only a retard would go through

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why don’t I just install debian, skip the debloat and use apt the way it was intended then? Ubuntu’s meant to be the normie/retard’s Linux distro, so why do you suddenly have to not be a retard to get the most out of it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it has something to do with being straight and not a neet
            if you can't grasp that concept you should go back to debian

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Be “straight”
              >Take it up the ass from canonical on the daily
              ?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think you are using your computer wrong or not at all.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ubuntu’s meant to be the normie/retard Linux distro
            then go ahead and use Debian if you want to feel superior
            I see no difference in usage between the two of them, except Ubuntu has a left dock bar instead of bottom on vanilla Gnome, better hardware support and more software available.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having to do software updates every other day.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about kernel as a snap?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about..
    Snap. As a snap.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I run a minimal i3 setup and all the main apps I use (kitty, emacs, brave, clojure) were installed via snaps, external repositories or custom installers anyway, so I'm fine with whatever they do as long as they don't break anything.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More forced snapification.
    More forced auto-updatification.
    More opt-out telemetry.

    Linux Mint is by FAR the more user-friendly distro nowadays.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's always debian...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Debian is for people who highly value stability and dont mind the slightly older packages.
        Mint uses the Ubuntu repo as the baseline, so it has slightly newer packages than Debian and a significantly better DE and UX than Ubuntu.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >slightly older packages
          just use debian testing, Ubuntu pulls its packages from Debian Testing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Linux Mint doesn't have a KDE version, that's the problem.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they used to, but got rid of it. I miss it every day.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        Mint is based on Ubuntu and Ubuntu has KDE
        just install it

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spanish inquisition

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The world is healing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sasuga

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >April Fools Day

      Heh, nice one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm one of the few who likes snaps
      having my few apps available in a container fashion while it gets updates directly from vendor is just too good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Snaps are good. I installed the Kdenlive snap because I didn't want apt to install a bunch of KDE dependencies. Appimage was an option but I find that more annoying to manage. I don't want to create .desktop files manually.
        I do use appimage when I want to try something out though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What objective benefits to they offer over Flatpak, assuming both are available?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Firstly, snaps are actually secure.
            Secondly, snaps have a much better syntax.
            Thirdly, snaps work well for GUI and CLI programs. I can use snap to deploy server software (NextCloud) and desktop software. Flatpak is only targeted at the desktop
            Also, snaps are apparently easier for a developer to maintain

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How specifically are snaps more secure than Flatpak?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://flatkill.org/2020/

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing I saw there for an average user of concern is the fact that some apps disregard Flatpak guidelines and design documents to use filesystem=home instead of path, that's an issue with the apps in question and not Flatpak itself. I was under the impression people can do just as retarded things designing snap apps.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The user has to manually connect extra functionality

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so, how is the weather in Canonical office?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Flatpak was mostly designed for GUI apps and they're designed to be launched from your DE/WM's launcher instead of through the CLI. It's a bit more complicated to launch Flatpak apps over CLI since instead of typing in something like 'elisa' to launch an app, you have to type 'flatpak run org.kde.elisa' instead, whereas Snap apps can be launched just by typing in the app name as usual.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            daemons, $PATH integration, easy CLI support, desktop auto launch, custom content plugs/slots, stepped upgrades and data migration, data snapshots
            the real power of snaps is actually with Ubuntu core. you can build a complete transactional OS with immutability and confinement of every application while still allowing for piece-wise updates of each component all the way up to the bootloader and kernel
            about the only thing I found I can't d with snaps is automatically access non-posix folders under / (my company prefers /data)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the only thing I found I can't d with snaps is automatically access non-posix folders under / (my company prefers /data)
              even when using the --classic flag?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't try with that, I was building some modern snaps for an Ubuntu core robot os image

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Flatpaks are for GUI applications. Snaps can be anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other than schizo-tier stuff, once snap is gone is there any reason to not recommend Ubuntu to laptop beginners and intermediates now?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nevermind it's April 1st I might have been punked

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no reason to not recommend it to beginners and intermediates (or advanced users) now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if Canonical wanted to kill the Snap project, there are too many companies that use it as their main distribution channel now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only a retard would continue a stupid idea just because other retards have latched onto it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you are arriving at this page now, let us clarify that it was a humorous post on the occasion of April Fool.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What can we expect?
    More Gnome fuckery.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see the point of Ubuntu without precisely the bad things about it (mixed packages, snaps, PPAs, GNOME with a bunch of extensions by default). I think the only good thing about it was the font rendering and frankly that hasn't been a problem for a while anymore in other mainstream distros. What else is the point? I'm trying to understand here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What else is the point?

      Although most Linux versions of pro apps should run on any distro, a lot of seem (like pic related) to recommend Ubuntu in particular. Considering Ubuntu appears to be the distro they seem to be primarily tested on, you might have less problems running it on there than other distros.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An updated base for PopOS

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same stinky shit as previous Ubuntu

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those heckin snappities..... are LE BADDY BAD BAD!!!1

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, you can "expect" thumbnails in the file picker.
    But they won't be there.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first tell me the difference between 20.04 to 21.04 to 23.04

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably even more Windows-like locking down on everything and making Ubuntu more of retard os instead of something you can use at work.

    They know RHEL got bad rep recently and OpenSuse is dying so they're the only ones left in the game for enterprise linux distro.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more of retard os instead of something you can use at work.
      Everyone who uses Linux for work is using Ubuntu, not your chuddieOS or Arch or whatever meme distro of the week is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RHEL isn't a meme in enterprise as much as you think, especially after centos is kill and fedora is relegated to corpse meme hobby distro.

        OpenSuse is actually supported by most commercial software.

        Don't make a fool of yourself.
        The issue is that Ubuntu delegates management options to Azure/MS tools and limits the gnome and linux functionality to manage workstations.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have yet to see someone running RHEL on his fucking notebook. Until I do that in real life it's just anther LULZ meme.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because no one fucking runs RHEL. It's for servers and corporate environments, dumbass.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What can we expect?
    FDE with TPM.
    >https://www.phoronix.com/news/Ubuntu-23.10-TPM-FDE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they say which PCRs they use by default?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ubuntu LTS is the best distro i have used thus far

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >797 MiB
      How?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        turn off the wallpaper
        turn off the searches
        turn off extensions
        turn off the dock

        i think the wallpaper alone uses like 300MB

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i think the wallpaper alone uses like 300MB
          Fuck.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i think the wallpaper alone uses like 300MB
          Present Day, heh... Present Time! Hahahahahahaha!

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Metastasized cancer for normalfags

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deception

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, im waiting for LMDE6

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    corporate bloatware and spyware, slow ass snap application startup times, normified shit tier UI, outdated packages.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even your kernel is a snap

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