Tomato Hustle

Why doesn't /misc/ figure out a way to turn farming into money for a breakaway ethnostate?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already started.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude if only I thought of just planting 4 million tomato plants, I really am not gonna make it without guides like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people are sheep and haven't considered cornering a tomato market

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a metrosexual israelite who has never done one hard day's labor in his worthless life lecturing us about farming
    pottery

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck would buy a single tomato for $1?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People at farmers markets
      You have to upsell them as fancy tomatoes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't. I would sell my crop for more affordable prices because its supposed to be a community service.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't understand capital, wages and opportunity cost.

    > Be me, twitter retard who listens to other retartds.
    > Start my Tomato harvest, already have hundreds of Tomatos.
    > Currently behind about $3,000 on rent, but the harvest has arrived!
    > Many of them are not suitable for normal sale or consumption, have to turn these into a paste for sale.
    > Still several hundred left
    > Go to local markets, many refuse to speak to me because my farm is tarded.
    > Some lowball me, which I accept, because I can't be a chooser.
    > I sell what I can at local markets myself, some schitzos buy my shit.
    > Season is over, I can't cover my rent and it appears I've made $3 an hour doing this.

    Sell Tomatos bro...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >12 tomatoes to make a jar of sauce
      >Sell artisan tomato sauce for $12/jar
      Why are you making excuses to stay poor?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's just a lazy piece of shit. Making excuses.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't understand money
    >just be israeli

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should be canning vegetables and fruit to begin with. you never know what could happen, especially now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m starting a tomato garden in the spring

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Natural tomato plants have long gone extinct. You can only find GMO seeds now which can't be replanted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t know about heirloom seeds
      You dumb as fuck you stupid Greek

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > In 6 months you have 250 tomatoes...plant those 250 plants
    Each tomato has 1 seed?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it literally is that easy. I'm doing this with shrimp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many shrimp can you get off of 1 shrimp plant?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Plant 156k plants
    The amount of manpower needed for that lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you plant them in perfectly spaced rows you would need 8 acres for nothing but tomato plants

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >8 acres
        Okay so now we are only God knows how many 100's of manhours needed but, also we need to acquire 8 acres of farmland. Now what about water and fertilizer etc.?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously it’s just some dumb israelite lol. Most tomatoes grown at scale are grown in greenhouses

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't know about patented seeds

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This nagger has no fucking clue how tomatoes work

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just become a landowner in a renter's jail, i mean market. has it really been so simple and easy this whole time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      You need lots of work and chemicals.
      Wildlife will wreck your shit like a landwhale at a buffet

      The more you try to protect you shit the harder it'll get fucked

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use $50 to buy 10 tomato plants
    >water them every day
    >bad crop year so half your field dies
    >in 6 months you have 125 tomatoes
    >realize Monsanto has a monopoly on seed production
    >your tomato has no seeds because this violates their intellectual property
    >try to sell your tomatoes to produce
    >they only accept 25% as fit for human consumption, rest are too weirdly shaped or don't meet thier requirements
    >sold for vastly lower because they're 'GMO'
    >sell the rest off for animal products which is a fraction of the price
    >you didn't even break even for the 6 months you spent watering these things

    You can tell Nick Hunter is a homosexual who has never stepped outside of the city.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He thinks it takes a whole tomato to make a new plant

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 tomatoes per plant, eh? At what point does the Water department shut me down for the bypass on my meter and the FDA or USDA or whatever shut me down for using human feces as fertilizer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like within the first 5 minutes thanks to smart meters

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much to buy the land

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy 10 tomato plants
    >In 6 months you have 3 tomato plants that didn't die
    >Eat tomatoes on a delicious salad
    >Cope and pretend you're beating the system

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid naggers, oh let me list the ways
    >buys plants instead of seeds
    >ignores dirt, infrastructure, supplies budget
    >water is not free
    >your labor is not free, no labor is free
    >neglects to mention it's a 4 year plan min
    >taxes
    >who picks 3.9 million tomatoes, human slaves?
    >no plants or seeds fail?
    >where do you get this free land and fertilizer?
    >done any market research for selling tomatoes?
    >sells tomatoes instead of seeds
    >???
    >massive losses

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