Tolkiens fan are up against 10,000 paid shills, MSM and unfair curation?

Will you let them stand alone?
Do your duty.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are going to get massacred like the Orcs at Helm's Deep

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T RATE 1 STAR
    RATE A 3-5
    1 STAR REVIEWS GET REMOVED

    • 4 weeks ago
      Tolkien war effort

      They can't remove them all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will certainly try

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally did it for female Ghostbusters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DON'T RATE 1 STAR
      >RATE A 3-5
      >1 STAR REVIEWS GET REMOVED

      Breddy much

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did my part

    • 4 weeks ago
      Tolkien war effort
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see song and dance numbers. god these movies are so boring.
    they think people drone speaking to each other is entertainment.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is not entertainment
    THIS is entertainment.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you can pay enough shills against the whole LOTR and tolkien fandom especially if you piss them off by shitting on them for your profit and satanic political nonsense.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Or.. I will just not watch it, just like I don’t watch game of trannies nor most western shows. I will just stick to cartoons, anime and schizo/comfy youtubers. Get fucked.

    People who rely on “reviews” are fucking retarded and beyond saving. If you can’t figure out a show is shit after seeing a tiny bit/trailer you might be a normalnagger.

    Might watch the last 3 star wars shitshows today just to laugh at it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool plebbit spacing homosexual
      Go back to israelite tube

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching it now, I don't know how a billion dollars gets something so bad. I pirated it, paying for any streaming service is npc teir.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now, this is a story all about how
    Tolkien's work got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just light a hearth
    I'll tell you how I became an elf in an Earth called Middle Earth

    In West Philadelphia born and raised
    In the juvie was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
    And all shootin' some Uzis instead of goin' to school
    When a couple of israelites started bixing a nood
    Said they came all the way from Hollywood
    They gave me one little contract and said "sign right there,
    and you're movin' with your brothers to Amazon's lair"

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said, "xe/xim" and the driver was queer
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought to myself "Can these crackas get any gayer?"

    I pulled up to the mansion of Bezos and his gang
    And assumed the lordship of - what else - the rangs
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To star in the show as the elf with nappy hair

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >started bixing a nood
      Aaaaannd I'm dead.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything is fake and gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most real reviews are 2-4. 10 or 1 is just shill vs shill

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Tolkien and Hollywood. All of these streaming platforms should be learning from hollywoods mistakes instead of failing and doubling down on broken models. Get out of California and grow your business idiot fucks

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like the shills are failing if it's already down to 6.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH LAWDY LAWD CHILE YO AZZ BETTUH GIVE THEM RANGZ BACK TO US KANGZ

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tolkiens fan are up against 10,000 paid shills, MSM and unfair curation?
    Or maybe it's actually good and you are getting pointlessly upset over skin color.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Or maybe it's actually good and you are getting rightfully upset over skin color.
      ftfy

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not that bad. Except for raping the lore. And the elves launching each other into the air with swords. And how they summed up thousands of years of history in 2 minutes. And the trees being so close together. No mention of silmarils, just war because bad guy (didnt even mention spider) and the hobbits are now just greasy tent dwellers. And the eastern people arent swarthy. And

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine trying to review bomb a fucking TV show.
    How do you kill that which has no life.

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