Tinder update

I posted about creating a tinder profile with the help of a buddy of mine yesterday, here's the update

Got 30 likes and 1 super like, which is astonishing, but tinder put that shit behind a paywall
Wtf do I do?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didnt put anything behind a paywall moron you just have to swipe to match

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im out of swipes

      Start droppin some game lil' homie

      Idek wat to say

      >30 likes
      Have fun being ghosted by 100% of them

      hope it doesn't happen 🙁

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Im out of swipes
        did you swipe right on everyone you moron
        you're supposed to use the blurred pics to find the girls that liked you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was out of them before I had the likes
          I swiped only on the cute ones

          hey not OP but
          >have dates I'm supposed to meet form tinder
          >can't help but push them back to persue my fitness goals and planting more plants instead
          ahh bros, I'm not gonna make it. it is as the kids say, its over

          it s not

          5 of them are trannies.

          15 are just buttholes spamming their snapchat/twitter accounts.

          10 are morbidly obese.

          5 are liberal.

          All will probably ghost you after the first couple of texts you guys exchange.

          I don't mind liberal dicky

          • 10 months ago
            SAGE

            Good luck, amigo.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >behave like a moron and right swipe everyone
            >le guise i cant wait 24 hours for more swipes 🙁 !
            lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didnt know you get more

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it s not
            my fitness goals are year round and my planting stuff is in the warm seasons. Which means the only time when I have less things I want to focus on is in winter. But nobody fricking meets in winter or wants to find somebody in winter.
            The activities I do give me guaranteed happiness.
            Now, how will I ever convince myself to meet with unknown females when their looks rarely wow me, sexo while nice isn't impressive to me as jerking off is about as enjoyable physically so the only real component I'm missing is emotional connection with another person, but that requires personality on their part.
            I simply don't see how I will suddenly be more motivated to meet women who likely wont wow me in the emotional connection department.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            tbf I havent thought of that myself

            you're stressin me out

            I legit got no real ways of meeting women

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I miss my younger daysa, when all the girls are young and thus pretty untainted by years of abuse and neglect of their own actions. No shitty make up to frick with their natural beauty they still posses. They faces, feminine and cute.
            When I was still ignorant and dumb myself, where just seeing a pretty girl was enough to make me want to hold hands with them, talk about random things more kids and teenagers have in common.
            It was so easy back then. Also more social circles where people naturally meet.
            Now... Now what...
            I'v developed more knowledge of things and my personality has diverged from the more blank slate of a child.
            Womans beauty is neither refined or maintained, at best they will try to paint their face with lies and cover up their fatty neglect with clothes.
            Their interests have not developed in any meaningful way.
            >lol I like to eat ice cream
            is something you could say as a child, but they never moved on from that
            The responsibilities and seriousness of what I have to bring to the table has grown, now it's no longer
            >does she find me attractive
            >can we have a conversation
            its also about how much money I bring, how much shit I own

            everything was better back then...
            Meeting up with a girl I liked, walking and talking to her for 6+ hours daily... at the end of it hugging and holding hands.....
            It was all so simple. How the hell will I find somebody that even wants that and wont be padding me down for financial aid instead.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            mane Im scared of aging

            There's not a ~$25 (whatever that is in euros) option? I'm in the US and I can just pay $25-$30 for it. What package are you trying to buy? You don't need the platinum or whatever, I think premium or gold is enough.

            Btw you don't have to pay for it monthly. Just pay for it for one month and turn of the recurring charges. You don't have $40 for a one-time payment that might result in some good pussy? You've probably spent $40 on dumber shit.

            I was trying to buy gold for 1 month which was 10 bucks a week
            I do spend 40 bucks on dumb shit like alc but I feel like this is worse somehow

            https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1685047523601832.png

            >anon finds out he has ezmode genes
            Wowee! I've only seen this happen 300 times before.

            Im 174cm
            5ft8

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anon finds out face matters 1000x more than height
            Wowee!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mane Im scared of aging
            I highly suggest people find their partner as soon as possible. The older you get the more complicated it gets to find them.
            Not for sex, finding for sex is easy.
            But for meaningful and more importantly happy relationships, earlier is better.
            This applies to friends as well. Making friendships when you are older is more complicated.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/U6ntw02.png

        I posted about creating a tinder profile with the help of a buddy of mine yesterday, here's the update

        Got 30 likes and 1 super like, which is astonishing, but tinder put that shit behind a paywall
        Wtf do I do?

        You probably swiped left on the girls who liked you
        >Life story of every incel

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start droppin some game lil' homie

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 likes
    Have fun being ghosted by 100% of them

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey not OP but
    >have dates I'm supposed to meet form tinder
    >can't help but push them back to persue my fitness goals and planting more plants instead
    ahh bros, I'm not gonna make it. it is as the kids say, its over

  5. 10 months ago
    SAGE

    5 of them are trannies.

    15 are just buttholes spamming their snapchat/twitter accounts.

    10 are morbidly obese.

    5 are liberal.

    All will probably ghost you after the first couple of texts you guys exchange.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My acc is shadowbanned from deleting it and remaking cuz I had a frickin error. I used to have good success with Tinder but the algorithm is frickin bonkers now.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pay for it. It's not that expensive and it's worth the money.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not that expensive
      >40euro a month
      Im a student heh

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's not a ~$25 (whatever that is in euros) option? I'm in the US and I can just pay $25-$30 for it. What package are you trying to buy? You don't need the platinum or whatever, I think premium or gold is enough.

        Btw you don't have to pay for it monthly. Just pay for it for one month and turn of the recurring charges. You don't have $40 for a one-time payment that might result in some good pussy? You've probably spent $40 on dumber shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and it's worth the money
      Only worth it for women and chads

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon finds out he has ezmode genes
    Wowee! I've only seen this happen 300 times before.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the existence of 'easy mode' implies normal and hard modes, which suggests that all modes are playable and winnable . skill issue

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICK GUYS I MESSED UP

    I TURNED IT TO "SEE EVERYONE" JUST FOR NSFFW EARLIER IN THE DAY AND THATS WHEN I STARTED TO GET LIKES

    THESE ARE MEN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK

      you probably resemble a boy more than a man , hence the lack of real women

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im 18
        I do

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have a few years to get into shape and prepare to do manly things like raise a family , dont worry about braindead tinder prostitutes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            well it was my buddy's idea and now Im butthurt by the result

            i've had plenty of gf's but only people i met irl , never had a single real conversation with any woman on tinder . your case is the case for anyone who's not a 8.5-10

            I have also had 2 gfs and I met them both irl
            I believe I am an 8 by twink standards, which is prolly why men want me
            This also happens irl. men approaching me n shit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            be less twinky and more of a man and delete tinder , the pussy will come to you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            shave every few days until you can let your hair grow freely without it looking like someones ballsack , stop caring about the way you look , don't touch your hair, wear hiking boots and jeans everywhere you go , get a job , become the ideal man you imagine and along that path you WILL be presented with oppertunities

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The ideal man in my mind is more feminine than that

            be less twinky and more of a man and delete tinder , the pussy will come to you

            Pussy used to come to me
            This year it doesnt anymore

            I did okay on Hinge and also OKC despite being ugly and short. I put a prodigious amount of effort into my bio and taking really really good photos of me. By the end of it, felt like a waste of time because there's no way any of these matches would enjoy the real me on an irl date. I'm signifcantly uglier irl and I'm autistic. Secodnly, I genuinely don't want to date a girl who thinks using dating apps is okay. My only two standards for girls are - doesn't use dating apps and doesn't have male friends. I'm okay with dying alone if I can't find someone who doesn't meet those standards who also likes me back

            I honestly just wanted sex

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you must be imagining some prince or smthn like that then , not the struggler who built the ground you stand upon

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well kinda
            Im imagining griffith more than Im imagining Guts

            id wager it stopped since you're entering the realm of adults where real men rule , for example on your tinder bs , imagine the prostitute swiping on the other end , she see's a giga chad with muscles and a beard, money , and then theres you who's got such a deep and thoughtful spirit , who's gifted with artsy fartsy and sorry but they get wet for the latter

            This exactly
            It stopped after highschool ended
            (Not really because Ive had some girls be interested in me since but they were all ungly)

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            griffith is literally satan , you're imagining that you can save the worlds problems with your genius , but actually you would only end up destroying it or yourself , you can only save what's close to you , if you chose to do so . there's a crossroads when you reach a certain level of awareness of your intelligence , you either latch onto it and inevitably fall to the side of the light of blinding truth , or you realise your place and use your intelligence responsibly and carefully , making your surroundings rise with you . also you do know griffith sacrficed his only friends for his own gain right , doesnt seem to give you god powers irl but who am i to say

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im not tough enough to take responsibility
            Im a coward who takes the easy path and takes advantage of what hes got

            Just like I took advantage of the girls that have loved me in the past
            Just like I chose the study path that makes most money
            Just like I dont try to fix my shortcomings

            you just have to accept that right now you're still basically a child , you NEED to grow into a man. or you can go ahead and be gay bcs thats easier or something ?

            Im not gay I dont like dick I cant change that
            I should grow into a man but I like my more feminine aesthetic

            [...]
            You probably swiped left on the girls who liked you
            >Life story of every incel

            When I saw all the likes I bought gold and saw that it was only guys

            I activated my auto clicker and used my gold to swipe everyone in a 60km radius right

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            id wager it stopped since you're entering the realm of adults where real men rule , for example on your tinder bs , imagine the prostitute swiping on the other end , she see's a giga chad with muscles and a beard, money , and then theres you who's got such a deep and thoughtful spirit , who's gifted with artsy fartsy and sorry but they get wet for the latter

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is true I cant deny it but its hard to go from having multiple girls orbit you simultaneously and ez sex to having 7 matches in 24 hours?????

            The fact men want me makes me hate myself for not liking dick

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you just have to accept that right now you're still basically a child , you NEED to grow into a man. or you can go ahead and be gay bcs thats easier or something ?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've had plenty of gf's but only people i met irl , never had a single real conversation with any woman on tinder . your case is the case for anyone who's not a 8.5-10

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a random post addressed to nobody
    wowie I'm mentally ill. shut up you always do this!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello newbie, how's your first week here?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they'll unironically be either bots or the ugliest creatures you've literally ever seen just fyi

  12. 10 months ago
    Askeladden

    I did okay on Hinge and also OKC despite being ugly and short. I put a prodigious amount of effort into my bio and taking really really good photos of me. By the end of it, felt like a waste of time because there's no way any of these matches would enjoy the real me on an irl date. I'm signifcantly uglier irl and I'm autistic. Secodnly, I genuinely don't want to date a girl who thinks using dating apps is okay. My only two standards for girls are - doesn't use dating apps and doesn't have male friends. I'm okay with dying alone if I can't find someone who doesn't meet those standards who also likes me back

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >By the end of it, felt like a waste of time because there's no way any of these matches would enjoy the real me on an irl date. I'm signifcantly uglier irl and I'm autistic
      I do the opposite. I present the bare minimum of myself online and leave all the good stuff to be discovered.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked two girls from Tinder AMA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory: Were they ugly?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 likes

    Most of us are lucky to get 1 from an obese single mother or a man with a pube beard who set his gender as "non-binary"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually got really hot guys
      Some of them were good looking trans

      To bad Im not a gay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I matched with a passable Asian trans on bumble. Unironically the highest quality match I've had on a dating app in years which is kind of depressing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i actually got really hot guys
        >too bad im not a gay
        bro you really are not tough enough to take responsibility huh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY FRICK GUYS I MESSED UP

      I TURNED IT TO "SEE EVERYONE" JUST FOR NSFFW EARLIER IN THE DAY AND THATS WHEN I STARTED TO GET LIKES

      THESE ARE MEN

      Im not tough enough to take responsibility
      Im a coward who takes the easy path and takes advantage of what hes got

      Just like I took advantage of the girls that have loved me in the past
      Just like I chose the study path that makes most money
      Just like I dont try to fix my shortcomings

      [...]
      Im not gay I dont like dick I cant change that
      I should grow into a man but I like my more feminine aesthetic

      [...]
      When I saw all the likes I bought gold and saw that it was only guys

      I activated my auto clicker and used my gold to swipe everyone in a 60km radius right

      well you can see it atleast , so you could change that if you wanted to , all up to you in the end since you aren't a cave troll

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont think looking manly with a 174cm stature will be an upgrade tbh
        I count on moneymaxxing tho

        I matched with a passable Asian trans on bumble. Unironically the highest quality match I've had on a dating app in years which is kind of depressing.

        Makes me feel better anon
        Thanks

        >i actually got really hot guys
        >too bad im not a gay
        bro you really are not tough enough to take responsibility huh

        I say they are hot because theyre objectively attractive
        They dont make me hard

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