I posted about creating a tinder profile with the help of a buddy of mine yesterday, here's the update
Got 30 likes and 1 super like, which is astonishing, but tinder put that shit behind a paywall
Wtf do I do?
Tinder update
I posted about creating a tinder profile with the help of a buddy of mine yesterday, here's the update
Got 30 likes and 1 super like, which is astonishing, but tinder put that shit behind a paywall
Wtf do I do?
they didnt put anything behind a paywall retard you just have to swipe to match
Im out of swipes
Idek wat to say
hope it doesn't happen 🙁
>Im out of swipes
did you swipe right on everyone you retard
you're supposed to use the blurred pics to find the girls that liked you
I was out of them before I had the likes
I swiped only on the cute ones
it s not
I don't mind liberal dicky
Good luck, amigo.
>behave like a retard and right swipe everyone
>le guise i cant wait 24 hours for more swipes 🙁 !
lol
I didnt know you get more
>it s not
my fitness goals are year round and my planting stuff is in the warm seasons. Which means the only time when I have less things I want to focus on is in winter. But nobody fucking meets in winter or wants to find somebody in winter.
The activities I do give me guaranteed happiness.
Now, how will I ever convince myself to meet with unknown females when their looks rarely wow me, sexo while nice isn't impressive to me as jerking off is about as enjoyable physically so the only real component I'm missing is emotional connection with another person, but that requires personality on their part.
I simply don't see how I will suddenly be more motivated to meet women who likely wont wow me in the emotional connection department.
tbf I havent thought of that myself
you're stressin me out
I legit got no real ways of meeting women
I miss my younger daysa, when all the girls are young and thus pretty untainted by years of abuse and neglect of their own actions. No shitty make up to fuck with their natural beauty they still posses. They faces, feminine and cute.
When I was still ignorant and dumb myself, where just seeing a pretty girl was enough to make me want to hold hands with them, talk about random things more kids and teenagers have in common.
It was so easy back then. Also more social circles where people naturally meet.
Now... Now what...
I'v developed more knowledge of things and my personality has diverged from the more blank slate of a child.
Womans beauty is neither refined or maintained, at best they will try to paint their face with lies and cover up their fatty neglect with clothes.
Their interests have not developed in any meaningful way.
>lol I like to eat ice cream
is something you could say as a child, but they never moved on from that
The responsibilities and seriousness of what I have to bring to the table has grown, now it's no longer
>does she find me attractive
>can we have a conversation
its also about how much money I bring, how much shit I own
everything was better back then...
Meeting up with a girl I liked, walking and talking to her for 6+ hours daily... at the end of it hugging and holding hands.....
It was all so simple. How the hell will I find somebody that even wants that and wont be padding me down for financial aid instead.
mane Im scared of aging
I was trying to buy gold for 1 month which was 10 bucks a week
I do spend 40 bucks on dumb shit like alc but I feel like this is worse somehow
Im 174cm
5ft8
>anon finds out face matters 1000x more than height
Wowee!
>mane Im scared of aging
I highly suggest people find their partner as soon as possible. The older you get the more complicated it gets to find them.
Not for sex, finding for sex is easy.
But for meaningful and more importantly happy relationships, earlier is better.
This applies to friends as well. Making friendships when you are older is more complicated.
You probably swiped left on the girls who liked you
>Life story of every incel
Start droppin some game lil' nigga
>30 likes
Have fun being ghosted by 100% of them
hey not OP but
>have dates I'm supposed to meet form tinder
>can't help but push them back to persue my fitness goals and planting more plants instead
ahh bros, I'm not gonna make it. it is as the kids say, its over
5 of them are trannies.
15 are just assholes spamming their snapchat/twitter accounts.
10 are morbidly obese.
5 are liberal.
All will probably ghost you after the first couple of texts you guys exchange.
My acc is shadowbanned from deleting it and remaking cuz I had a fuckin error. I used to have good success with Tinder but the algorithm is fuckin bonkers now.
Just pay for it. It's not that expensive and it's worth the money.
>not that expensive
>40euro a month
Im a student heh
There's not a ~$25 (whatever that is in euros) option? I'm in the US and I can just pay $25-$30 for it. What package are you trying to buy? You don't need the platinum or whatever, I think premium or gold is enough.
Btw you don't have to pay for it monthly. Just pay for it for one month and turn of the recurring charges. You don't have $40 for a one-time payment that might result in some good pussy? You've probably spent $40 on dumber shit.
>and it's worth the money
Only worth it for women and chads
>anon finds out he has ezmode genes
Wowee! I've only seen this happen 300 times before.
the existence of 'easy mode' implies normal and hard modes, which suggests that all modes are playable and winnable . skill issue
HOLY FUCK GUYS I MESSED UP
I TURNED IT TO "SEE EVERYONE" JUST FOR LULZ EARLIER IN THE DAY AND THATS WHEN I STARTED TO GET LIKES
THESE ARE MEN
KEK
you probably resemble a boy more than a man , hence the lack of real women
Im 18
I do
you have a few years to get into shape and prepare to do manly things like raise a family , dont worry about braindead tinder whores
well it was my buddy's idea and now Im butthurt by the result
I have also had 2 gfs and I met them both irl
I believe I am an 8 by twink standards, which is prolly why men want me
This also happens irl. men approaching me n shit
be less twinky and more of a man and delete tinder , the pussy will come to you
shave every few days until you can let your hair grow freely without it looking like someones ballsack , stop caring about the way you look , don't touch your hair, wear hiking boots and jeans everywhere you go , get a job , become the ideal man you imagine and along that path you WILL be presented with oppertunities
The ideal man in my mind is more feminine than that
Pussy used to come to me
This year it doesnt anymore
I honestly just wanted sex
you must be imagining some prince or smthn like that then , not the struggler who built the ground you stand upon
Well kinda
Im imagining griffith more than Im imagining Guts
This exactly
It stopped after highschool ended
(Not really because Ive had some girls be interested in me since but they were all ungly)
griffith is literally satan , you're imagining that you can save the worlds problems with your genius , but actually you would only end up destroying it or yourself , you can only save what's close to you , if you chose to do so . there's a crossroads when you reach a certain level of awareness of your intelligence , you either latch onto it and inevitably fall to the side of the light of blinding truth , or you realise your place and use your intelligence responsibly and carefully , making your surroundings rise with you . also you do know griffith sacrficed his only friends for his own gain right , doesnt seem to give you god powers irl but who am i to say
Im not tough enough to take responsibility
Im a coward who takes the easy path and takes advantage of what hes got
Just like I took advantage of the girls that have loved me in the past
Just like I chose the study path that makes most money
Just like I dont try to fix my shortcomings
Im not gay I dont like dick I cant change that
I should grow into a man but I like my more feminine aesthetic
When I saw all the likes I bought gold and saw that it was only guys
I activated my auto clicker and used my gold to swipe everyone in a 60km radius right
id wager it stopped since you're entering the realm of adults where real men rule , for example on your tinder bs , imagine the whore swiping on the other end , she see's a giga chad with muscles and a beard, money , and then theres you who's got such a deep and thoughtful spirit , who's gifted with artsy fartsy and sorry but they get wet for the latter
This is true I cant deny it but its hard to go from having multiple girls orbit you simultaneously and ez sex to having 7 matches in 24 hours?????
The fact men want me makes me hate myself for not liking dick
you just have to accept that right now you're still basically a child , you NEED to grow into a man. or you can go ahead and be gay bcs thats easier or something ?
i've had plenty of gf's but only people i met irl , never had a single real conversation with any woman on tinder . your case is the case for anyone who's not a 8.5-10
>a random post addressed to nobody
wowie I'm mentally ill. shut up you always do this!
Hello newfag, how's your first week here?
they'll unironically be either bots or the ugliest creatures you've literally ever seen just fyi
I did okay on Hinge and also OKC despite being ugly and short. I put a prodigious amount of effort into my bio and taking really really good photos of me. By the end of it, felt like a waste of time because there's no way any of these matches would enjoy the real me on an irl date. I'm signifcantly uglier irl and I'm autistic. Secodnly, I genuinely don't want to date a girl who thinks using dating apps is okay. My only two standards for girls are - doesn't use dating apps and doesn't have male friends. I'm okay with dying alone if I can't find someone who doesn't meet those standards who also likes me back
>By the end of it, felt like a waste of time because there's no way any of these matches would enjoy the real me on an irl date. I'm signifcantly uglier irl and I'm autistic
I do the opposite. I present the bare minimum of myself online and leave all the good stuff to be discovered.
I fucked two girls from Tinder AMA
Obligatory: Were they ugly?
>30 likes
Most of us are lucky to get 1 from an obese single mother or a man with a pube beard who set his gender as "non-binary"
I actually got really hot guys
Some of them were good looking trans
To bad Im not a fag
I matched with a passable Asian trans on bumble. Unironically the highest quality match I've had on a dating app in years which is kind of depressing.
>i actually got really hot guys
>too bad im not a fag
bro you really are not tough enough to take responsibility huh
well you can see it atleast , so you could change that if you wanted to , all up to you in the end since you aren't a cave troll
I dont think looking manly with a 174cm stature will be an upgrade tbh
I count on moneymaxxing tho
Makes me feel better anon
Thanks
I say they are hot because theyre objectively attractive
They dont make me hard