Thrift store bread machine thread

Between 8 and 20 bucks.
How do I pick a good one?
Can the bits go in the dishwasher?
Can it make a nice sourdough?
Who here bread machine?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am bread machine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whoa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Everyone here bread machine

      If we are all just bread machine, why must we stufgle and strife ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        as the loaf needs intense humidity in order to rise so too does man need pressure in order to become something great

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the water that softens the potato, hardens the egg

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats fucking deep anon
            you are a deep thinker

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The heat of the water cooks the potato.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the comma that isn't used correctly, makes no sense

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the heat of the rice cooked the egg

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this post helped me today thnk you friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Everyone here bread machine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That poor bread machine

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone here bread machine

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can the bits go in the dishwasher?
    no, because the bottom parts require lubrication and washing them will strip that away and make them rust
    but the good thing about bread is it's hard so you can just wipe the shit out with a paper towel afterwards and call it done, i don't care about "germs" or whatever bullshit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I'd get the Hitachi, if I was OP
    >older Japanese things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      お母さん

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does she bake nice bread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Milkies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys you mentally feeble coomer

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they suck at making anything with a good crust. It's not worth it.

    Check if they have a dutch oven. That's all you need for making bread with a nice crust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it doesn't do any of the things a bread machine does.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a dutch oven? It's great for baking bread in. You can start with a basic easy no knead recipe and work up to your own sourdough with a great crust.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't do any of the things a bread machine does, you thicky.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crust is the worst part, sounds like a good deal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, you get bad crust. not less

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think there are so many bread machines and zero stand mixers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mind blown

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once tried to buy a slow cooker at a thrift store. $20. I went to the cashier and asked “this thing has been tested right?” She shrugged her shoulders. So I go to an outlet in the store and plug it in. Surprise it was broken. Just buy a new one OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you wait around for the 20 minutes it takes for a slow cooker to reach the point it's noticeable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The light didn’t go on. Also the switch was really flimsy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen a broken slow cooker before..I figured they were indistructable .

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dumbass mum broke one by filling it with water and letting it boil over, getting it into the electronics in the switch, starting a minor fire.

        When asked why she filled it past the fill line without adding any other ingredients she said she didn't and I must have done it. Inability to accept she's done anything wrong ever is one of the main reasons I avoid talking to her as much as possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thrift stores dont test or wash anything they get. Retards that buy "vintage" clothes from thrift stores are wearing stuff with literal shit and vomit on them. I once tried on a jacket in a thrift store and there was a bag with extacy in the pocket.

      If I was to buy something from a thrift store I'd assume it had cum, shit, piss or fleas.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >was a bag with extacy in the pocket.
        How could you tell it wasn't cocainum?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would cocainum be in a thrift store jacket?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's why you throw them straight in the wash before wearing them.

        Why would cocainum be in a thrift store jacket?

        Why would ecstasy?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mainly because people on cocaine tend to know exactly where every scrap of it goes because it's expensive, meanwhile ecstasy can only really be done every few months if you want it to be good, plus it's relatively cheap so you could easily forget about it

          Plus ecstasy tends to have bigger crystals or be in pills

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I pick a good one?
    Research it. Americas test kitchen should be your go to for shit like that. All my cookware and whatnot is all thrift store bought. You just need to know what to look for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they said to get a zaroochi

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd buy a stand mixer before a bread machine.
    Stand mixer can make more then a shitty white loaf.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A stand mixer is 300 bucks
      A bread machine is 8 bucks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a poorfag

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    dont waste you time
    just use this no-knead recipe.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like bread machines because you set and forget.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does the bread come out?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make my wife get it out.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does she so cute?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to be her toilet slave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      kys you mentally feeble coomer

      >imagine her grinding on your face like so

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That ape face is making my dick hard bros

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do , do you think she its pretty gulp... moist?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fucking puke

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're fucking joking mate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why I find this woman attractive. Every individual feature of hers is so-so, but the sum of their parts is really something else.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would like to see her poophole if you know what I am saying to you

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never risk using something that may have had human shit and piss in it to make my food. I know it's rather unlikely but I just cannot roll the dice on a matter as important as this.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I made this half eaten pizza with dough from my bread machine. You anons are missing out on peak lazy cheap pizza.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a baby bat sleeping on it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        It's Chinese pizza

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hahaha like the covids!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought and used 2 bread machines from thrift shops. On both of them the bread pan eventually started leaking and couldn't be repaired. That's the end of the machine since it costs more to get a replacement pan than to just buy a "new" one at the thrift shop.

    I like the bread they make. You just add your ingredients and let it go. I always used the same recipe.

    If you're not low on space then buy one. I would go for the left one in your pic if the bread pan is in good shape.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > bread machine

    bro you aint got a oven?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It heats the hole house to use it.
      Besides it don't make the dough

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine needing a special machine to do what your inbred peasant ancient ancestors did every day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, what kind of dumb homosexual owns a stove? Learn to start a cook fire already, n-word

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did not. Maintaining a starter was a shitload of work involving breaking sleep multiple times a night, which is why bakers had a job.

      • 2 weeks ago
        panus

        false4nrjw

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    use a fucking oven retard

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Between 8 and 20 bucks.
    that is probably too cheap
    >How do I pick a good one?
    they are all pretty much the same
    >Can the bits go in the dishwasher?
    yes
    >Can it make a nice sourdough?
    yes

    ingredients in, bread out. it's a monotasker that makes your home smell like heaven. kind of more trouble than it's worth in some ways

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Between 8 and 20 bucks.
      >that is probably too cheap

      The thrift stores are chock full of them
      If they are not in pretty much new condition they are tossed out

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Berd merchern

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what an absolute meme. if you dont have the strength to work the dough on your own, you clearly need to keep the bread out of your diet

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These feel like a scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You feel there is some sort of deception going on?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a Panasonic - those motherfuckers are tanks
    source: me with a 25 year old second hand panasonic

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