Thoughts on Noah?
Thoughts on Noah?
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Thoughts on Noah?
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sounds really made-up
When the bible refers to these 600-900 old guys i assume that they didn't age nor did their wives, and everyone was just kinda used to either being super old or super young with no inbetweens since later it is said that God was upset with that generation's violence
isn't pretty much agreed it's either a typo that just repeated or their age numbering system is different?
Nope it's agreed he was very old. Death is foreign to humanity. Retarded pseudoscience dna damage theory invented to make death seem inevitable. Ummm actually sweaty you will die because you have drifted from God.
no one aged until Abraham's time, more or less
adamic people werent normal people
they were gigants that lived 1k years
same with all the world, it was everything different
atmosphere animals insects plants, everything bigger, lived longer
then the flood hits
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utnapishtim
Utnapishtim was inspired by Noah. Cope.
no u. genesis is a significantly later text and you know it
Noah is based but his son Ham should be cursed forever. Also important for the Noahide laws, but those are already implied if you follow the laws in Vayikra. Also, Sumerians are losers.
>Also, Sumerians are losers.
you take that back right now
I think it's interesting that this one story singlehandedly destroys the credibility of Biblical literalism and YEC. If these christians could somehow ditch Genesis 6 through 9, they'd be in a much better position. But instead, this rather short portion of the Bible forces them to take ridiculous stances that go against everything we know about the world.
It's amazing really.
Good. Filters unbelievers, there's an irony in it. People called Noah crazy and outrageous because it didn't fit their established narrative, then realized all too late. It's going the be the same story very soon, history repeats.
eh thats a good point
trust the plan
watch the JRE ep with Hancock and Randal then the recent finds of John Reeves in Alaska. Then read the Islamic quotes about the great flood. It will all make sense.
>watch the JRE ep
no. why? he has nothing remotely interesting to say about anything. it should be legal to murder people with podcasts.
A truly righteous man.
The float plan I just filed with the agency ists Me, my family here. But only two of each of you. First ones to show gets to stay on my arc!
>Fertile crescent floods
>Huge event, so much that Sumerians recorded the event several times
>Israelites or a secondary hand source Israelites got from also described it as huge event
>literally ALL LAND aroudn them got flooded, they were not exaggerating
>Israelites turned into a legend/folk tale through a character named NWH
>whose name literally means "silent, mute, unmoving, comforted, comfortable"
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D7%A0%D6%BE%D7%95%D6%BE%D7%97#Hebrew
NWH (silent, not moving) was a title not a literal name. Similar to enoch (the teacher), eve (life), abraham (father of nations) or adam (man). Unless one thinks everyone in antiquity had Hebrew names, even before emergence of Semitic languages.
Where'd you get the names in parentheses? They match up
Eve in Arabic is Hawa, Hebrew Chava, meaning living one
>NWH (silent, not moving) was a title not a literal name
that’s how names come about, dummy. malachi is not a name either, it is an epithet for messenger/angel. muhammad means praiseworthy one. jesus has a meaning to of course, according to paul it is the name given to christ by god after his crucifixion
>jesus has a meaning to of course
Jesus in his own language is YeShua. Ye means Yehweh (God), Shua means (Saves/Salvation). Yeshua then means God's Salvation. Yeshua got translated into Yesous, which in English is Jesus
Christ means anointed with olive oil. That's because it's part of the sacrament to dedicate oneself to God's temple or His cause. Not sure if that was given to him after his ascension or before
>Not sure if that was given to him after his ascension or before
I literally just told you what it says in philippians I don’t care what magic mumbo jumbo you believe in that’s what it says in one of the earliest christian documents i’m sorry your own religion upsets you so much
So you realized I'm Muslim and decided to attack me? Is that it?
when they say everything in the Old Testament is an esoteric prophecy of christ ask them about the dietary restrictions and rules regarding seminal emissions and if they too are esoteric prophecies of christ
I have no issue with islamic christology. here’s a tip, abdul, you don’t even have to go all the way to john. you can prove your point using mark, the earliest gospel, the one they’re embarrassed about
>Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone
>here’s a tip, abdul, you don’t even have to go all the way to john
Thanks, master
I think too much mythological stuff is attributed to Southern Mesopotamia. In the history of human society and mythology, Northern Mesopotamia and Southern Anatolia are more important. I recall reading that the Southern Mesopotamians said the Annunaki came from northwestern hills.
>literally every other culture in the work from germany to india to chima to mesoamericahasthe same storyof noah and theflood
Thoughts on Spider-Man?
never exist never happen