>waste my precious free time doing an oil change and tire rotation >or i can pay someone a trivial fee to do it for me
Not everyone is poor like you anon.
This shitty ass butt ugly thing will be so successful and it's presence and owners will be a pain in the ass for everybody involved so severely that genocidal tendencies of "muh great reset" and other restrictive behavioral doctrines like "walkable cities" and general bans on private vehicle ownership will become appealing to the masses.
SO TRUE DOOD GETTING RID OF OIL CHANGES MEANS SO MUCH LESS MAINTANENCE NOT LIKE CARS NEED BRAKES AND BEARINGS AND TIRES AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER CHANGES GOD I LOVE SCIENCE
TSLA is a meme. It was propped up by Obama "green energy" bux and cheap Chinese resources. It is currently propped up by brown people who think it's a luxury brand.
BYD is the current play and their cars are power by clean burning American anthracite.
I should be close to the front of the triple motor line. Faster than a lambo plus I can haul my dirt bike or other shit like a work truck. Can't beat it.
Tesla is proof that marketing is more important than the product. All Tesla models are shit, especially when you compare it to any average Japanese shitbox. People buy into it because of Elon, not because of the technology that never comes to fruition. It is still hilarious watching all the retarded lefties driving around Teslas and coping because Elon is no longer their reddit man savior.
Yes. It's the best uber/lyft vehicle you can imagine. Bulletproof and only respectable whites can afford one. If you order a ride in a cybertruck, the driver is guaranteed not to be brown.
>own car company that sells to leftists >go on record as an extreme anti-leftists >lose all your customers
yeah, an electric truck. Because the truck market is known for caring about the environment.
Elon screwed the pooch when he bought twitter and outed himself as a LULZ tier conservative. His entire customer base now hates him.
>he thinks liberals are Tesla's userbase >not realizing the buyer for the cybertruck is the same buyer for MSCHF and yeezys
ngmi boomer
a tiktok of future doing doughnuts in a cybertruck will move 100k units on its own
i will verbally harass every single person i see driving one of these and i will never stop the harassment will be ongoing my entire fucking life.
everyone at www.CWEcapital.club is the same way.
Is this car any good?
its bulletproof
It's not. It's a basic bitch unibody much like a Honda Ridgeline.
They won't. It has crumble zones like any vehicle that has to pass NTSA crash testing.
'crumble zones' are to protect the inhabitants you dumbfuck. they don give two fucks about pedestrians, they dont buy 'em
>he's not a 600 pound car-crumpling unit
>Bulletproof
An arrow dented it
That same arrow would have pierced anything else.
>bulletproof
>3mm SS body.
Against a .177 maybe. 5.56 x 45 isn't going to be stopped by that.
Only small arms
I wish I was
looks pretty rad, like something from an 80's sci-fi b-movie
No. Teslas are and will always be a meme as long as they're botnet surveillance vehicles that can only be maintained by the dealer network.
Not true. I get my tires rotated at Goodyear.
Hahaha, are you fucking trolling me? What kind of soiboy takes their car to the shop to rotate their tires?
Anyone with any sense. I don’t have a lift in my garage. Do you even own a car?
>waste my precious free time doing an oil change and tire rotation
>or i can pay someone a trivial fee to do it for me
Not everyone is poor like you anon.
It takes me 45 minutes tops to rotate my tires, you're wasting over an hour to drive/drop off/pick up your car from a tire shop
You don't need a lift to rotate your tires dumbfuck, just your spare and the tire jack that comes with your car already.
>and the tire jack that comes with your car already.
So not possible on most Teslas.
Looks like some NPC vehicle from an N64 game.
I saw one of these the other day. Its seriously ugly lol
imagine getting stuck in one of those and cooked alive by the chemical fire while fire fighters cannot break in because it’s bullet proof kek
How gullible are you?
NTA, but that anon is right. How gullible are YOU?
Luckily, firefighters don't use bullets to get people out of wrecks.
someone post the laughable close ups
Sadly it was the one electric vehicle I'd buy, but after seeing those pics I'll stick w/ my 2011 Tacoma.
>useless heavy fuel consuming car with huge blind spots is based
>huge blind spots is based
Manlet detected lmaooo
>huge blind spots
oh come on its a fucking tacoma. you need to go back. and also never drive around people again
You sound faggy
Yeah keep sucking those Dicks, someone will tip you eventually
They really want us to drive that NPCesqué car ? lmao EVEN
It looks awesome. It makes muh tradition truck cucks seethe.
I have a diesel trad truck. Not seething.
This shitty ass butt ugly thing will be so successful and it's presence and owners will be a pain in the ass for everybody involved so severely that genocidal tendencies of "muh great reset" and other restrictive behavioral doctrines like "walkable cities" and general bans on private vehicle ownership will become appealing to the masses.
Y'all hate it cos you can't afford it, cybertruck will be the number one selling truck for the next decade. F150cels on suicide watch.
>cybertruck will be the number one selling truck
If they made a gas engine one, yes.
My Dude the cybertruck will last over 500k miles and doesn't need an oil change ever. Have fun with your gas engine that lasts 259k miles.
SO TRUE DOOD GETTING RID OF OIL CHANGES MEANS SO MUCH LESS MAINTANENCE NOT LIKE CARS NEED BRAKES AND BEARINGS AND TIRES AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER CHANGES GOD I LOVE SCIENCE
Don't forget the batteries which are the cost of a brand new engine and transmission.
That thing looks so badass.
TSLA is a meme. It was propped up by Obama "green energy" bux and cheap Chinese resources. It is currently propped up by brown people who think it's a luxury brand.
BYD is the current play and their cars are power by clean burning American anthracite.
I like the topic, im not versed. So the bottom is in with TSLA without some huge bankrun or bad china news. When does his Delorean 2.0 start shipping?
>ugly
Low iq shit taste detected, go dilate redditor.
it looks cool from the front. But the fucking back is hideos,like a dumpster, a LITERAL DUMPSTER
Does the owner hit the door with a bat every time someone tells him to prove how strong it is?
Just imagine people bouncing off the front of this thing
god damn nothing left
looks kinda based im going to get it for the memes
I should be close to the front of the triple motor line. Faster than a lambo plus I can haul my dirt bike or other shit like a work truck. Can't beat it.
Haters are poors coping.
Tesla is proof that marketing is more important than the product. All Tesla models are shit, especially when you compare it to any average Japanese shitbox. People buy into it because of Elon, not because of the technology that never comes to fruition. It is still hilarious watching all the retarded lefties driving around Teslas and coping because Elon is no longer their reddit man savior.
Teslas are the future. Might be under a different brand name.
If the Cybertruck really does come with bulletproof glass and rock proof windshield then it is worth the price and invasion of privacy.
Just don’t go scanning my house when left powered off in my garage.
I think it is ugly but at least it's different, every new car looks the same now so hopefully this spurs some innovation
I think it’s the only Tesla car with soul
how is it that we're almost to 2024 and this is the only cool looking car humanity has ever created? what took so fucking long?
Yes. It's the best uber/lyft vehicle you can imagine. Bulletproof and only respectable whites can afford one. If you order a ride in a cybertruck, the driver is guaranteed not to be brown.
>Bulletproof and only respectable whites can afford one.
>Asians
lmfao guaranteed the driver of the Cybertruck Uber will be Chinese or Indian.
Tesla won't exist in two years.
holy fuck that windshield wiper LMFFFAAAOO
i'm just not all that interested anymore, sorry elon :/
>own car company that sells to leftists
>go on record as an extreme anti-leftists
>lose all your customers
yeah, an electric truck. Because the truck market is known for caring about the environment.
Elon screwed the pooch when he bought twitter and outed himself as a LULZ tier conservative. His entire customer base now hates him.
>he thinks liberals are Tesla's userbase
>not realizing the buyer for the cybertruck is the same buyer for MSCHF and yeezys
ngmi boomer
a tiktok of future doing doughnuts in a cybertruck will move 100k units on its own
>3cringe5me
It's like wearing a Halloween Rob Zombie movie version t-shirt in public
They still haven’t released it? It’s been like 5 years.
i will verbally harass every single person i see driving one of these and i will never stop the harassment will be ongoing my entire fucking life.
everyone at www.CWEcapital.club is the same way.