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this shit is so fucking cancelled lol

this shit is so fucking cancelled lol

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i just cant take elliot's character seriously every time she appears on screen
    "dude" is like 5 foot nothing with his big head shinji-ikari looking ass and woman's voice
    gtfo out of here "mr." trans "man"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oh no no no no no no victor sisters

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It’s like Elliot saw 5 and season 1 and decided to look like him. Elliot looks like a prepubescent fetus.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So what was with the extra scene at the end?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think it shows that the original timeline's cast is now living in the world with the doppelgangers that actually have powers.

      speak for yourselves, I think elliot looks hot af in this show

      Honestly she looks better as a dude than as a woman.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    “Its Viktor” Aight, I’m out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That scene was cringe as fuck but if it was just that scene it would have been easy to forget about. But they keep bringing the shit up the next few episodes, it’s annoying as fuck

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not started this season. Is Five still the only good character/actor?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah its still carried by 5 and seance as expected
      somehow reg is cool in this series aswell

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is any part of it worth watching? I enjoyed the first 2 seasons but struggling to start this one because of the Elliott Page cringefest

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not finished but this season is so fucking slow
    and page, the black girl and the autist are a chore to watch

    but hey at least the insufferable kid is finally dead (episode 6)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that kid didn't even serve any purpose. its like some producer was like "hey the kid from euphoria is going to be free soon, lets scoop him up while he's trendy"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly a bit too much filler and no depth in the other Sparrow Academy members. I expected some more action especially with the old man and his alien shit but oh well. The budget probably all went into making a giant circle.

      >elliot is a tranny who talked shit about netflix
      >five's actor just went through puberty and looks different
      >black lady got walled and the writers have no idea what to do with her
      >tom hopper obviously doesn't want to be on the show at all
      >youtube comments and Twitter is mad at netflix for not promoting the show nearly as much as they did for s2
      >netflix is famous for cancelling shows before 4 seasons
      Yeah I'd say it's over. I can see it being announced in a few months and then a #savetua online campaign that lasts for a little while before fizzling out and the show is forgotten completely with time.

      I think the kid is like 20 now so it'll be fine and that ending is enough to let go of the black lady.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was it rape?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf? I thought Allison was over mindraping Luthor.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      GIBS ME SEX

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I... Yeah that's pretty much sexual assault. Netflix really had the black women rape her monkey brother?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >sexual assault.
        He's a man though?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how come there wasn't a rape warning like they did in The Boys?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      the rapist almost got raped herself.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You should have known when one of the main characters mutulated her self IRL

    What the fuck do you do about that. You danm sure don’t continue the story as normal.

    If an actor has mental health issues replace it.

    Dropped so fast

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ellen Page looked like this when they hired her. They clearly won't worried about mental health issues.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You step out of your time machine and into the Juno premiere. The year is 2007.

        What do you say to save her?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I show her the horrors of I Am Jazz

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, upside down Satan. The Night of Seeding cannot be stopped. The Ari will birth of Sandor and Griffiths. Jazz will be a divine mother. Elliot and the world will watch in horror as the unholy flesh envelops us all. Soon brother.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She's already made the worst movie ever, why would I save her?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          she was always weird looking

          i feel sorry for men who had a crush on her

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I would ask her to show bobb and vajina

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Testosterone and human growth hormone

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She basically admitted in an interview that she "transitioned" because she couldn't cope with her female beauty fading. So, that combined with her narrow boy hips and 5head hairline somehow she convinced herself that she was actually a he.

        Basically, she just had a nervous breakdown.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's like how autists get hrt instead of dealing with the actual issue

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            reddit autists as in the incels that want to “become the gf” or the actual autists that get groomed by the trans community?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Five gives Page's character a little speech in the end of episode 7 that seems to be a meta-reference to her selfish behavior

      But i'm not entirely sure, i could be reading what isn't there

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, Five would be the one to call out bullshit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What speech? No way I'm going to watch this tranny bullshit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You won't really get it unless you watch this season but the gist of it is that:

          he reprimands "Viktor" for acting alone and not informing the umbrella team about what she was doing, that he's a villain for acting alone and that next time "he" should tell them with anticipation or that he would kill xir himself

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If they killed Vanya in S1, there wouldn't be a S2 because there wouldn't be any conflict left. Vanya is the villain

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a little surprised that they went through with making Vanya trans, considering how they've now made it so the only trans character in the show is a villain.

              Also, side note, does this mean that "Viktor" is gay?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a little surprised that they went through with making Vanya trans, considering how they've now made it so the only trans character in the show is a villain.
                Star Trek: Strange New Worlds just did the same thing. I honestly think fags/trannies just prefer being the villains. It must feel maximally liberating and honest.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf are you talking about strange new worlds has no trannies

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck are YOU talking about? There is no show called "Strange New Worlds"

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                There is a new star trek show this season called strange new worlds, there have been dozens of threads about it, learn to keep up.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                And they just had a tranny actor playing an enby character last week, learn to keep up.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I am someone else, I have kept up with that even though I never mentioned trannies before this post, I was just pointing out that it is a show, learn to keep up with anonymous posting.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Not him either but you're clearly gay and retarded, try to sustain the vigorous pace of this conversation.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Its not really a conversation as it is you and the other guy being confused about identity just like trannies.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf is enby?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Huh?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                NB, non-binary

                Huh?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                NB, non-binary

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's so absurd that Page insists that the character also transitions. Like please tell me it was some producer trying to capitalize off her transitioning. Maybe someone should show her that scene in Extras where Ian Mckellan explains how acting works.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That character works better as a dark, tormented 40 year old woman, and not a creepy, late 90s 16 year old boy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's just so weird. Like OK sure, transition whatever, but you can still PRETEND. LIKE AN ACTOR WOULD. It reminds me of the clickbait when Leo Dicaprio ate a real bear liver for that fur trader movie. Did he try not doing that and just pretending?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's so absurd that Page insists that the character also transitions
      That's the problem these days. Trannies hold so much cultural power that they can pretty much demand anything and everyone else can't do a damned thing but comply. I have no idea how the showrunners felt because I don't watch shitty shows like this, but even if they didn't like it they had no choice but to meekly obey and pretend to be excited about it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no way, I guarentee the showrunners saw that she was transitioning an immediately thought about out the press they'd get if the character did too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been keeping up, but I remember seeing an article a while back that Page would still be playing a female Vanya in season 3 (you know, like an actor). I'm nigh certain this was a producer decision, though I doubt Page would have fought to hard against it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >character becomes a dyke for a season because ellen page is a dyke
      >ellen page decides to troon out so naturally the character is also made to troon out
      at least we get to watch her voice and health get ruined over the course of a series i guess

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        For some reason the producers seem to think that Page is the most important actor in the whole series, when she's the weakest of all the characters and she looks like a fragile chemotherapy patient.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She's top billed but her storyline is the worst part of the show.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just like her hairline

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't say the worst. I think Allison's plotline was even more tiresome, but it's a close second for sure.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ellen Page was a decent actress, knew what you were getting and has been in some pretty good movies as both lead and supporting. This Elliot Page dude fuuuucking suuuucks at acting. It's like having that moody teen always sulking in the corner and performing facial agony anytime someone engages them. Should have had the barber kill him off in the first episode during the reveal haircut, and hired a floating sentient cement block to play that part.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    speak for yourselves, I think elliot looks hot af in this show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >So Elle--I mean Elliot. I picked out this wig and wordrobe you can wear for your performa--
      >>I'm just gonna go like this.
      >O-ok then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His cranium is insane

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically not a bad cast for Professor X in the MCU reboot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >elementary school boy’s haircut
      >titty scars
      >fake abs
      >stick arms
      >gaunt malnourished face
      >sewn on nipples
      >those retarded tattoos
      sure thing pal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Censor that nipple anon this is a blue board.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      JUST

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >”Do you wanna know how I got these scars?”
      Nah mate, you’re an ugly fucking weirdo. Put your clothes back on.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      pffffffttttt what a fucking mess holy shit

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine not appreciating Page's method acting genius

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe that cute young man stole that sad and depressed looking young womans job

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >elliot is a tranny who talked shit about netflix
    >five's actor just went through puberty and looks different
    >black lady got walled and the writers have no idea what to do with her
    >tom hopper obviously doesn't want to be on the show at all
    >youtube comments and Twitter is mad at netflix for not promoting the show nearly as much as they did for s2
    >netflix is famous for cancelling shows before 4 seasons
    Yeah I'd say it's over. I can see it being announced in a few months and then a #savetua online campaign that lasts for a little while before fizzling out and the show is forgotten completely with time.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    every single character is a homosexual

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was nice that Klaus has his exact same power in Misfits

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please explain to me why Ben’s ghost aged with Klaus? Do the comics explain it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nothing in the show makes sense

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because his ghost was half alive

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I mean its just because the actors age irl, in the comics they stay the exact same age.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But they hired a 30 year old to play him
        Why not just hire an 18 year old

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I mean a 39 year old ages less drastically than 18 year old

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How does the author of the comic feel about one of his main characters turning into a tranny?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The author of this comic is Gerard Way, anon. You may know him as the lead singer of My Chemical Romance until he just became a comic book writer.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        How Incredibly just

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Better question is why they haven't used Black Parade yet it would seem to fit perfectly

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking hell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do they not have the budget for a wig?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they did but they wanted to subtly humilliate her

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it overall, but it certainly had its bumps. I think the ending was a bit weird. I got the concept, but I think they could have mixed the wedding and the "Character development" more tightly. Vanya/Viktor felt a bit weird. It went from Vanya being super self-conscious to finding herself as a lesbian and then a trans man.

    It felt like they were doing the same plot as season 2 for her.

    My favourite character was unironically Klaus. He stopped giving a shit about happiness and finding a place for himself and just decided to finally let Hargreeves teach him how to use his fucking powers. Also, it was actually sweet how he wanted to meet his mother, because he was always clearly the one guy in the group that just wanted some parental love, not necessarily from Hargreeves. He had given up on that long before Season 3.

    Weird season, but it's at least a cleaner, straight forward ending than season's 2 blatant cliffhanger.

    Also, with Christopher being a thing, did a woman have to give birth to a sentient cube? That must have been painfull, Hargreeves better have paid her way more than just 3k dollars.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I thought Klaus was the best part of the season

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        klaus has been the best part of every season.
        there isnt even a close second. not even remotely close

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I thought he was a bit unbearable in the first season. His druggie schtick was a bit too much, but by the time we lewrn about his issues, how he actually tries to improve every now and then and how he is just beaten up by life in season 2, by season 3 he is just enjoying the ride.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            his druggie shit was a decent portrayal of a privileged addict.
            he really sold the show in the first season. none of the other characters had found their footing.
            besides 5. he was always solid
            but yea, he actually has a compelling learning story. the audience can relate because its as we're on this journey with him

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are they all homosexuals?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i stopped at ep 7.5.
    one character raging and blowing their power out of their chest is fine. 3 makes me feel like im watching cw shit
    allison story is great, but founded on shit. black characters arent just a plot device for virtue signaling, which is exactly what happened in s2. once again, i like allison in s3
    klaus has carried the show so fucking hard it hurts. he remains the best, and is sort of treated as such. not bad
    no one else matters because the majority of scenes dont matter
    justifying even half the scenes in the show boil down to character development. but they have none.
    most of them are the fucking same. shitty semi action hero types, but omg they have emotions.
    whoever edited this. whoever wrote this. whoever greenlit any of the fucking major plotpoints, needs to be shot
    ellen pages transition wasnt bad. however, having everyone call them brother or him instantly was jarring and dumb. many ways to handle this non offensively. none of them were even attempted

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ellen pages transition wasnt bad.
      have a nice day IRL

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the transition was fine you n-word
        the aftermath was shit
        or cant you read?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >netflix capeshit
    that scene in season 1 where vanya and 5 were about to use their powers on each other was so cringe. how can anyone take this show seriously? its dogshit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the entire show is cringe, obviously, but, it had promise. specifically klaus or 5.
      most importantly, it was fun in the first season
      it seems they have forgotten the entertainment aspect of writing since said season 1

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The dance off was pretty entertaining and the fight afterwards

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          i agree the dance was great.
          the fight after was pretty poor in terms of most criteria i can think of. but thats kind of the powers of the main cast that make it undoable

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Diego vs the Cube was great

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              it was absolutely not.
              but im glad you enjoyed it.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was hilarious

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I found the first season to be worse than the second one. They tried to fit the original comics plot in the more "realist" setting of the tv series, without sentient chimps and teleporting elevators all around like in the comics. The second season had much tighter script overall. Third season kind of dragged at the end there, and that was a minus for me.

        2 > 3 > 1 in terms of rewatchability for me.

        Also, was it just me or did the music choices in thia season felt way more " pedestrian"? Second season had some really good picks here and there, but third season was straight up the most obvious choices.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          you are so on point with the music choices
          not only has "house of the rising sun" been done a million times, the show reuses it it some shitty mostly vocal cover.
          the music is there to pander but it comes across way to eager

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Trans taking women roles from women

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >all the sweet sisterly moments now amount to nothing

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why are they all still such fucking jobbers? literally the 2 minutes pre nuke at the start of s2 is better than the two entire series after.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Klaus unironically stronger than his "Nuclear War" version by the end of Hotel Oblivion.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >autism portrayal is the same overdone stereotypical shit
    >troon portrayal is hamfisted and awkward
    >five and klaus are still the only ones carrying the show
    >lila also managing to carry it despite having oc donut steel tier powers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If anything Lila is really subdued as an OC. She only exploits her copycat powers sporadically.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      i'd argue Allison is now shy of being up there with klaus and 5 this season.
      i'd rather enjoyed punished Allison

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if klaus can resurrect and they were just crushed under rubble wouldn't he have been alive with five during the apocalypse?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was shown that he could choose not to come back if he wishes to and his ressurrections had different times. If the world ended, why Klaus would come back just to hang around with five if he didn't have full knowledge of his abilities? Klaus is super scared of his powers until this season.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its even worse like in every dub of it. In german and italian they replace Ellens voice with some weird teen boys voice actor.
    Sounds like shit

  28. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >teleports behind grace
    >nothing personnel

  29. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    what a fucking mess
    also the black lady looks so good, did she refuse to fuck someone from the producers and they fucked up her hair?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      its her punished arc

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