this makes absolutely 0 sense

this makes absolutely 0 sense

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it isn't heavily revised Roman subversion like the "canon" texts

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jesus was actually a schizo preacher screaming nonsense on the street corner

    Jesus said, "Blessed is the lion that's eaten by a human and then becomes human, but how awful for the human who's eaten by a lion, and the lion becomes human."

    Jesus said, "Become passersby."

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cryptology at its finest. Revelation key unlocks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What does this mean:
      Jesus said, "Blessed is the lion that's eaten by a human and then becomes human, but how awful for the human who's eaten by a lion, and the lion becomes human."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blessed is the animal who goes beyond
        But how terrible is the human who becomes beast

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But both are lions becoming human
          One by being digested by a human
          The other one by digesting a human

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok

            Have fun, I think a dog ate you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your reading comprehension skills suck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesus said, "Blessed is the lion that's eaten by a human and then becomes human, but how awful for the human who's eaten by a lion, and the lion becomes human."
        It's about family. And that's what's so powerful about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's about psychics and pneumatics and the spiritual teachings they produce. The human eating the lion and making it human at the beginning of the saying is a pneumatic person looking at corrupted teachings and purifying it theough Gnosis, by knowing himself as son of the living God, as referenced in the second and third sayings in the Gospel. The lion which eats the man and becomes human is a psychic person looking at corrupt teachings and, through his lack of insight and Gnosis, believes in those teachings and uses them to form his worldview.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus said, "The Father's kingdom can be compared to a woman carrying a jar of flour. While she was walking down [a] long road, the jar's handle broke and the flour spilled out behind her on the road. She didn't know it, and didn't realize there was a problem until she got home, put down the jar, and found it empty."

    What does this mean?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A person carries a vessel in which is a precious thing. Rather than attend to the precious thing, she focuses on the vessel as well as the task of carrying it. Due to a defect in the vessel, the precious thing is lost despite the woman doing the work of carrying the vessel.
      Criticism of pharisaism, sacramentalism, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could've sworn this was in the synoptic gospels.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Great post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        youre confusing it with the dracma one, theyre similar

        the difference is that gospel of thomas jesus is not as forgiving when talking. he practically says that forgiveness is open to anyone WILLING TO CHANGE

        that is the new covenant, based on isaiah.

        but as said many times before... then came saul and turned jesus into a divine being (god, according to him) who came to earth to suffer

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Jesus was a pseud who spewed cryptic nonsense in an effort to sound smart and wise and get people to follow him. This ought not to surprise anyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like Nietzsche. In any case, I like Thomas. There has to be something to it if 2/3rds of the sayings have parallels to the canonical Gospels. Nothing in the sayings themselves can really be seen as Gnostic imo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm certain it predates the split into Gnosticism and Proto-Orthodoxy. I'm sure Jesus had something on his mind, he doesn't strike me as totally moronicly incoherent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the closest document have to Q. A small minority of the sayings even predate the canonical gospels.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    brainlet and/or dogmatic moron

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally an intro manual for weird kaballah magic.

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