This is the best coffee technology out there, hands down

this is the best coffee technology out there. hands down
>doesnt require power

>works on gas or open fire outdoors

>filters trannies and wagecucks

>doesnt cost $1000

  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a fucking kettle what is this onions garbage

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its good sometimes. The coffee is silty. Filtered coffee is more popular for a reason.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking bean slaves.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking coffee

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee is based. It helps me focus so I'm not cooming 5 times a day.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt require power
    >gas
    >fire
    just fucking have a nice day
    also

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  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never been able to make coffee in cezve as tasty as a coffee machine does...

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt require power
    >(needs a fire to work)
    >what is a cast-iron pot and a spit

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this good this and fire hot i make me coffee now is good

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is coffee good for you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think that's about the least relevant question you could ask in a thread like this, fám

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat shit!

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roach here. We see these as primitive tools for making coffee, we buy a coffee machine whenever we can afford. It is a common knowledge that machines are better at making coffee.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You feel qualified to speak on behalf of all roaches?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. turkish coffee is shit for plebs.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt require power
    >works on gas or open fire outdoors
    well which one is it? does it require power or not?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any manual operations require a powered being.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's safe to assume op meant external power
        there are various things you can do that don't require external power, things like steeping and chemical reactions happen without needing to add extra energy into the system

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not simply drinking instant coffee
    >one tenth the price
    >indefinite shelf life
    >requires NOTHING, not even fire or a pot
    >done in under ten seconds start to finish
    >higher quality than the vast majority of coffee
    Imagine brewing like a retard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >higher quality than the vast majority of coffee
      I drink instant coffee, and this is where you're wrong.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, that stuff smells a little like pee. I heard some guys who worked at jolly green giant peed in the peas a while back, it's not inconceivable that a disgruntled coffee plant worker might sauce up the goods

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grainy taste
      >invariably low quality
      just buy a damn drip maker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bragging about consuming cheap normalfag shit
      pathetic

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    superior tech coming through

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt require power
    Obviously it does, unless you somehow managed to make it boil just by staring at it.
    >works on gas or open fire outdoors
    So does instant coffee.
    >filters trannies and wagecucks
    Coffee is a priori a wagecuck beverage.
    >doesnt cost $1000
    Just stop being poor.
    >best coffee technology out there
    That would be the espresso machine. The next best is picrelated.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not having laser vision in the current year

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    French press is best technology, you get pure coffee without the toxic powder ingredients.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coffee
      >toxic powder ingredients

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filters trannies and wagecucks
    What? Did you just shove in random words like an AI or something? The only people it filters are people who are allergic to the silt on the bottom for whatever reason
    >oh noooooo I want juice but I don't want pulp in it ewww that's disgusting 🙁
    "wagecucks" would love it if anything, it's more caffeinated than your usual coffee for it.

    Of the stovetop coffee makers the moka pot is flat out better, not because it filters, but because it allows you to make larger amounts and the technology is interesting.
    But a moka doesn't fill up your entire apartment with the smell of coffee like a cezve does, it's the only way of making coffee that it's a nostalgia trip every time, it's just sex in scent form.
    Turkish grind require expensive grinders to make properly though, if you buy preground that's been taken care of for you, but if you want to make your own with whatever beans you have on hand tough luck.

    >But anon, what kind of snowflake grind does it want?
    Beyond espresso grind, it's superfine. Imagine dipping your finger in flour and moving in around, that's how your coffee grounds should feel if you want to make great turkish coffee the traditional way, not like the tiny shards you usually have.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    drip coffee is best because I can put a pot on first thing in the morning and just refill my mug through the day

    otherwise aeropress for a one-off cup because fuck cleaning up after using a french press

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic related
    better coffee than the vast majority what you'll get with the plebeian contraptions seen in here
    and because my time is actually worth something

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      post your machine with timestamp

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thought about getting one of these because I can’t be arsed to mess around with other contraptions for nothing but a cup of coffee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > coffee pod
      Ah yes, the delicious taste of plastic

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt require power
    right. also french press and moka pots are better low-tech coffee brewing solutions.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    French press or Mokka pot

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not doing 3 shots from an aeropress every day

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro you are literally just boiling water

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is LULZ not LULZ kiddo.

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