This is legitimately the most boring game I've ever watched

Why are they considered contenders, again?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does knvb mean? No I wont use google

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Something Netherlands something something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Voetbal
        IKK OOK

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Calls it Fútbol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The names Bond, Voetbal Bond.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >be me in high school
        >proudly wear a Dutch NT jersey
        >a girl in the school library asks me what KNVB means
        >I say “Koninklijke Nederlandse Voetbal Bond” extremely fast (I was well prepared)
        >she says “…okay”
        >end of discussion

        Most significant event of my youth

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based.
          I bet she still thinks about you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            W-would be nice

            I just googled her (never did it before) and she has 4 children, a PhD and looks good tbh.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Could have been your kids.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it’s real

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It should be KNV because Voetbalbond is one word 🙂

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It shouldn't.
          DFB is "duitse voetbalbond".
          It's correct to do the B in KNVB and DFB. Because voetbalbond is a samenstelling of two zelfstanding naamworden. Voetball and Bond, V en B. KNVB 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin
      Nash's
      Virginal
      Bussy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kwab

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they are hoping that if they can put their opponents to sleep then maybe they can score

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They arent

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where are all the native Dutch players? These Africans are understandably soulless. I mean it's not their country after all

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i apologize on behalf of my country

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i take it back
      frick everyone yall aint got shit on us

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what netherlands think of post-2008 netherland football nation team?. they were always an interesting team, always clean and intelligent. what happened?. they play reactive football now. people are ok with this after all the great past of good football they had?.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >people are ok with this after all the great past of good football they had?.
        No, the average person is pretty disillusioned with our NT and you mostly hear negative things about it. Ofc we are happy when we win but we are pretty dissapointed in how drastically the quality dropped the last couple of years.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Im happy to hear that. i remember seeing with illusion netherlands games. im pretty disappointed too. i think you could play better with the players you have. or is it ignorant of my part like other netherlanders here say?.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Name a single country that won the World Cup or Euros that played amazing in the group stages.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            netherlands dont have a chance to win. you dont have good attackers and the 5 defenders just make your team a counter attack moron baby. maybe you reach quarters... semis if you are extremely lucky.
            also, the spain-switzerland was spain at his top. (yes, we lose, i know, just bad luck, in fact, after that mistake, del bosque shit himself and play with much more precaution and consequently play slighly worse. )

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Quaters should be easy. And when you reach the semis anything can happen. I would agree with you we don't have a chance, but all the other contenders are playing like shit and South American countries are a total meme. Spain, Germany, England, Belgium, France are not playing great lately. Meanwhile, we haven't lost a single game under van Gaal.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i wait to see the others in this world cup to draw conclusions. but my first impression of netherlands it was extremely disappointing. dont have the security it should have with that top tier defense. and dont have any creativity at all. we´ll see, anyway. it looks like a repetition of 2014. (yes, i know you reach semis, but the game you play was horrendous in my view. costa rica could won that game, it was just luck. )

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >but my first impression of netherlands it was extremely disappointing
            Yes like every fricking country in history that won the cup. I bet you would've said the same thing after you lost to Switserland in 2010, or the 1988 Dutch Euro team with van Basten. Is this your first football tournament newbie? Group stages mean frick-all.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Greece played "shit" in 2004. But they won. So I guess they weren't so shit after all. Your view of football is extremely moronic. Have you ever heard of Mourinho?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Tiki Taka zoomer
            He thinks his Tiki Caca shit was entertaining to watch when it was the death of football

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How about you actually read my posts. I'm saying tiki taka is shit and nothing like Dutch total football with Cruyff.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I was referring to the Spaniard poster
            He's clearly still butthurt about 5-1 in 2014

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why would any spanish fan be mad about some meaningless groupstage game when they won the match that mattered; the won that won them the world cup. I 'd take a 5-1 groupstage loss any day of the week for that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I noticed all spanish homosexuals are still buthurt at us
            Fricking shitskin nation

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hah no, it wasn't just a meaningless football match. They got humiliated badly after years of parroting their anti-football bs.

            Spaniard zoomie football fans are homosexuals and love to think they're superior. They sniff their own farts.
            In reality they would have not won without bribing fifa/uefa refs and Fuentes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Humiliated or not, they get to wear a star on their shirt. Ultimately that's the only thing that matters.

            I noticed all spanish homosexuals are still buthurt at us
            Fricking shitskin nation

            I haven't see anything other than some memes on Fhite noone really talks about that game anymore. Hell, the only thing that gets some attention is van Persie's header. And often that is just the beauty of the goal itself, rather than the match.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            An illegitimate star though.
            But basically Spaniard football fans(and especially Scatalans) became fanatical arrogant morons who think their stupid robotic way of playing is the only way to play football.
            They still bribe refs to this day, like vs Switzerland in Euro 2020 lol.

            They became complete scum after the rise of the Barcelona Mafia.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >illegitimate
            like anyones cares. Ask argentina

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing happened you fricking moron. We're a small country. After we have a good team (like 1998, 1988 or 2010 Robben and RVP quad) you'll need some time to rebuild. Now we're back. What do you want to hear, moron?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        reactive football started when our best forward became memphis depay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ok yeah that's actually a good point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also in 2010 we played shit in the group stages. We won 1-0 against Japan with some shitty deflected shot and we hardly beat Cameroon. You also played shit in the group stages in 2010. The fact is, that we haven't lost a SINGLE GAME with van Gaal. So yes, we'll be reaching at least the 1/4 finals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they are all shit, but some media keep telling us whatever youth player is playing at Ajax is going to be the next big thing. Normies actually believe that shit so they still think we have quality players

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah lets just just put in Bergkamp and LCIM. I'll text van Gaal immediately, thanks bro.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the Netherlands are match fixing in favor of Senegal so an African team makes it out of the group stage, that's all, they are still good, this match is fixed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hope these motherfrickers lose to qatar

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because they filter plebs like you

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1-0 c**t

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You were saying?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >black goalkeeping
    When will this meme stop
    And gays were calling Mendy "worlds best keeper"

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nobody thinks they are

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't the Dutch supposed to be le free-flowing creative football country?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is not the 70s mate vietnam is over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you werent there man

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >plays like shit
    >wins
    Baseert?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is my bank and I think they are based as frick
    never charged me any commisions and conceded me a mortgage despite of my shitty income to buy my apartment
    thanks dutch bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats on being a homeowner, especially in a country like spain. Im proud of you anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks bro, good luck

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    quite rude you never watched us play

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGISE

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2 striker formation with sole CAM behind
    Football is healing

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's VanShit ball. Literally play like shit, and get a goal last minute, fricking merchant did in Brazil, and he did it with ManU, he should be put to sleep. That's why everyone hates the Dutch NT

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