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this is how star wars ends

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every time he uses lightening he gets fucked up

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's dragon ball level.
    why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and dragon ball is so much more superior anyway, garden gnomes really did a number on star cucks

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you watched any of Kenobi? The dialogue there is almost as bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reeeeEEEEva I cannot bear the reek of your defiance
      >allows Kenobi to get away
      >dies
      >refuses to elaborate

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Darth Vader: You should have killed me when you had the chance.*
        >*The Big Book of Cliched Dialogue, Vol. II, pg. 374

        Watch me write better, more informing dialogue with a minute's reflection:

        >When you left me to die alone, in agony, did you tell yourself it was mercy? It was weakness. Look now upon the wages of your "mercy."

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Want a cookie anon? Why the f are you giving free ideas to hacks like Denis Villanueva and the nrthman director? Gently reminder they're lurking and stealing ideas.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tell that to Anakin's burned flesh!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hehe, I was actually kidding you guys
            >my script wasn't serious at all
            >we're all in on this joke, haha
            >guys..?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Well excuuuuuuuuuse me Obi Wobi

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          watch me write better dialogue without thinking too:
          "this one's for JJ"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've got a better one.
          "What killed the Obi-Wan? The NICE age!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have you watched any of Kenobi
      No, why would i? Dont tell me you still watch star wars shit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't. I just rip into it here when someone posts some of it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody does but the threads of anons shitting on it are pure kino. Well it depends on how much the shills are seething really

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post leia running away

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your pain has just begun
      kek

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene is dramatically improved with different music.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fugg wish I'd seen this in cinemas

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, this is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and checked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Based and checked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      despite your digits you appear to have used an image from an earlier revision of the film. I have attached a copy from the final revision as you can see Lucas made some corrections to ensure proper continuity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who's the dude on the right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how fans would react if in the next ot release, they put ewan's ghost there instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alec Guiness would be a little bit happier

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Almost there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically a SOVL edit and it’s definitive for me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like this version more.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should release a version with McGregor and CGI Yoda

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas should have told Hayden WHY he was filming him in classic Jedi robes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't film him in classic Jedi robes. His head was CGI'd onto Shaw's body from a ROTS costume camera test.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas should've either left it as it is or change Kenobi to Ewan too, why does only Anakin get to be young in the afterlife?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anakin was young when became vader, if yoh really want to go that way, Anakin should be like

          Almost there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go to hell

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically a SOVL edit and it’s definitive for me

        I like this version more.

        They should release a version with McGregor and CGI Yoda

        No, this is. Stop trying to make the sequels happen, it`s not going to happen.

        All prequelcucks must die

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah i hate this woke shit. There only one few white jedai everyone else is non white

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah all zoomers like it because of racial diversity this is ms now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shame

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is so ridiculous and out of place it looks like a Saturday night live skit. Lucas must have had a stroke in the early/mid-90s.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerously based.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

      despite your digits you appear to have used an image from an earlier revision of the film. I have attached a copy from the final revision as you can see Lucas made some corrections to ensure proper continuity

      Incorrect.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based. I bow.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s the guy on the left?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a good friend

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obi wan lost brother

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          obi tsu?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >post the only acceptable version
      >66 get

      KeK lives

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, this is. Fuck this retarded ass series and everyone who enjoys it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based. why didnt those n-words give chewy a medal too?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because Wookiees are subhuman.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >editing chewie's medal out
        What you got against wookies

        Based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I KNEEL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Execute Order Correct Post
      Nice get

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      Actually, this is. Fuck this retarded ass series and everyone who enjoys it.

      very, VERY based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My brother.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute incontrovertible truth.
      Anyone disputing this is just defending their own pathetic Consooming.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's on the same level of story-telling as a literal 8 year old playing Star Wars at lunch time with his friends, but even less inspired. Genuinely insulting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah well I’m all the Jedi plus the Mandalorian and the sith.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was literally what I had predicted, upon hearing the title "The Force Awakens."

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares. 80% of the fans barely consider those awful corporate films canon. Star Wars will limp around half-dead until Kevin Feige or Jon Favreau becomes CEO of Lucasfilm

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She seems effortlessly more powerful than all of us...

    ?t=1

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...with thunderous applause

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ship is made of wood

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean electromagnets can be engaged once they’ve gone a certain range from the target.
        That being said the movie was all nonsense garbage bullshit and this text was just a retcon for something they were too retarded to catch sooner.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can easily isolate the magnetic properties of something tho

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Star WARS was about actual combat and warfare.
    Oh wait that's AotC and all of you fags led by Mike Cucklasa hated it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe zoomer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AotC? The movie that's mostly Obi-Wan playing Detecive while Anakin and Padme romance each other, ending in one big battle? The last warfare in the entire series?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bunch of armed people with semiautomatic laser guns running toward their enemy in a big clusterfuck
      >it’s about warfare
      It’s wakandian blanket levels of fucking retarded. And don’t tell me about some fucking cartoon, because that isn’t what you posted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's another "zoomer doesn't understand that people can form their own opinions without needing to parrot e-celebs" episode
      *yawn*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every frame is so dense

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone hated it because it had a meandering, boring plot, dissatisfying conclusion, and yet more lame CGI filled with lots of shit where nothing is happening. The battle of Geonosis could have been some fucking kino but because every goddamn actor was in front of a massive fucking green screen they all swung and jumped around like they were having a psychotic episode. There is a 0% chance that you like this movie due to anything other than nostalgia, search your heart you know it to be true.

      The ONLY good thing this movie and its television predecessors brought were interesting vehicle design. That's it, nothing else.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based aotc respecter

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please keep star wars discussion limited to your containment thread

    [deleted post]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to go there but got error 400, would please tell moderators to look into that issue?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >copy-pasteing Endgame
    Disney is completely creatively bankruptt

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last frame looks like the angry plant from plants vs zombies

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, this is. Stop trying to make the sequels happen, it`s not going to happen.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grumpy face doesn't work. She should have been screaming as she killed that old dude

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes the defining trait of jedi, using anger

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >copying Endgame
    Jesus, this trilogy was a lame joke until the end...

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is was another time...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not even the real ending. Lucas added all the 'around the galaxy' scenes in to a re-release in the 90s.

      Original original was kino.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WEESA FREE
        kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yub nub
        >kino

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How could the Sith even surpass Palpatine? He was canonically the most powerful, ever, and his sheer intellect outweighed the rest that came before.

    Anakin was a freak of nature, but retarded. That was the *point*. Palpatine was *already* the culmination of the Sith.

    To assume Rey would have been his replacement is just fucking insulting - but not as insulting as her being related to him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They couldn't. That was the point, you're right: Palpatine was the ultimate Sith. No other Sith before or since could have surpassed him, one could say he was equaled only by the ultimate Jedi (Yoda), but even the ultimate Jedi wouldn't be enough alone if they only equal him. That's why Anakin/Luke exist as the Chosen One(s), because it is the Force deliberately producing something beyond that absolute limit of Palpatine/Yoda, something that is intended to wipe out Palpatine and the Sith once and for all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That's why Anakin/Luke exist as the Chosen One(s), because it is the Force deliberately producing something beyond that absolute limit of Palpatine/Yoda, something that is intended to wipe out Palpatine and the Sith once and for all.

        This. And this was the lore as George Lucas wrote it and it’s the absolute core of the whole Saga. That’s why the ST is so awful and superfluous and destructive.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Windu already soloed Palpatine, though. Hell, if Windu and Yoda teamed up against Palps, they would've won decisively. No Chosen One needed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Palpatine was playing Windu. Even a retard can infer that by watching the scene. He was setting Anakin up to make choice between the Jedi and his family.

          And Yoda lost to Palpatine

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Windu "beat" Palpatine in a lightsaber duel. That's it. The Sith only learn how to fight with lightsabers to mock the Jedi. Sheev does not actually believe in lightsabers, as the Force is all you really need realistically. Eventually a caster will slap aside a martial.

          Windu's fighting style was also built to combat the dark side in close combat. Windu also lost to Yoda in spars, and Yoda could not actually defeat Sidious.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Windu's fighting style was also built to combat the dark side in close combat. Windu also lost to Yoda in spars, and Yoda could not actually defeat Sidious.
            none of this happened

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >source: I dreamed it

              Vaapad is a thing. Still does nothing to stop Sheev from ripping open space itself (Force Storms) and tearing the surfaces off planets, as seen in the comics.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it did. Windu was upper mid tier at best. Windu was below Yoda/Palpatine, and he was WAY below Anakin/ Luke.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and he was WAY below Anakin/ Luke.
                No.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >source: I dreamed it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always thought Sheev could've easily beaten Mace, he just let him win to make him look like the aggressor in front of Anakin.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That was pretty clearly the point, but in production it was left open to the actors. Jackson does believe his character beat Ian's (at least regarding lightsabers), and he may as well have.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Rey fuckin sucks!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based coolsville sucks poster

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Palpatine stop his force lightning when it was reflected back at him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She used TWO lightsabers, bro. It had him stuck in a loop. Classic Jedi move.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess shooting lightning is like taking a piss, it's quite uncomfortable to stop midway through

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >names a character Elan Sleazebaggano

        Absolute chad.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but anon that's not even from episode 1

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only kino part of the ST. Rey literally makes the sign of the cross to kill Satan.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an X, not a cross and it’s the worst part of an awful movie in an embarrassing trilogy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An X is just a skewed cross

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A cross is just an upside down satanic cross.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            An inverted cross is a symbol of Saint Peter, who was crucified upside down because he didn’t think he was worthy of dying like Jesus (tryhard)

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone shoop in or FaceApp Rose's face on the last panel? The face she makes when it closes up on her in her lil ship. You know the one.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apparently they filmed shit with mcgregor and a load of others because the force ghosts of the jedi were going to show up, but china being the totalitarian reddit state it is didn’t want religious imagery like ghosts so they cut it all. there was some big leak about it 2 years ago

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hm, I don't remember that from any of my Star Wars material. What kind of non-canon spin-off is that, OP?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't get half the shit "I hate sand" did despite being 100x more rediculous. Its ok when Disney does it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the shit in the prequels was easier to point to and there was less consequence for pointing it out.
      You could make fun of JarJar or Anakin without any backlash anywhere.
      You can't talk shit about Rey, Leia or CPT.DangerHair in the sequels without being called a sexist by the media.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It got a lot of shit. The Sequel backlash is far more intense than the Prequel backlash. As they say in wrasslin’ The Sequels killed the town. Ever since the ST, the brand has been broken. The Mandalorian made it seem like it was actually alive again, but Kathleen is right back to her old tricks with Obi-Wan.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I walk out of theater after she said I'm Ray Skywalker and I'm not the only one. I couldn't bare this cringe

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad I've never seen that piece of shit.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ???

    There's nothing wrong with that line.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek, Rian already ripped off the throne room scene for TLJ so JJ had to rip off the ending from Endgame instead

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All prequelcucks must die

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women ruin fucking EVERYTHING in life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I hate nuwars.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was she afraid of who she was?

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prequels were great and no amount of rlm boomer whining will change my mind.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great is a strong word, they were solid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think they were awkward movies, and certainly not nearly as good as the OT. But, strangely over time I’ve actually come to love them. Not because they are good, mind you, but because they are AUTHENTIC, and bold and creative as fuck.

      And over time, I’ve come to HATE the Sequels even more. So this pattern doesn’t work with everything

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rise of skywalker is probably the best comedy ive seen in recent memory.

    its sad that instead of being excited to see a new movie with a good story and acting i know just watch to see how much theyve fucked it up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rise of Skywalker is the worst movie ever made

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anakin went through all of that hell for absolutely nothing

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will never end.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marey suuuuuuue

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans can't do final battles. Japanese are so much better at this.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been “and WE are all the Jedi”

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