This is Allah as described in the Quran

This is Allah as described in the Quran. A literal gremlin

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh and he's also described as having one eye

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now do the same with the descriptions of Yahweh.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Catholics have already done that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His whole deal is not being depicted

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read Ezekiel. There was a whole school of israeli mysticism about what Yahweh's physical form was like.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yahweh is incorporeal, Muhammad was a literal illiterate sand rambler so he didn't comprehend that idea

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you read the Bible?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you fall asleep during all the passages describing Yahweh as a man?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you fall asleep during all the ones describing His transcendence? Do you think Adam Smith was talking about a literal five-fingered hand coming out of the sky to physically manipulate the economy too?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zipporah touches Yahweh's penis, so seems like he had a normal body.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Did you fall asleep during all the ones describing His transcendence?
            Wow, it's almost as if the Bible was written by many different people with different beliefs.
            >Do you think Adam Smith was talking about a literal five-fingered hand coming out of the sky to physically manipulate the economy too?
            No? Why do you find it that hard to believe that ancient Near East people had anthropomorphic theologies?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            "I am God and not a man!" (Hosea)
            Muslim chads keep winning!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >read Shahada
            >read Apocryphon of john
            >Allah is Yaldaboath.
            >ignorant, stupid and violent
            >followers reflect the god
            fricking kek

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that was the old testamental angel of the lord, the second person of the trinity, appearing as a man before man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, the flaming metal man YHWH from Ezekiel is definetly a whole lot cooler than whatever it is in the OP

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the flaming metal man YHWH from Ezekiel
        Literally Jupiter.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his messenger

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    His hands are incorporeal, they are not like human hands, same with his other descriptions. Allah is beyond space, beyond time. Above the Throne, there is nothing but Allah, he encompasses over the spheres of heaven and surrounds the Earth. "Wherever you face, there is the face of Allah" Descends at night to bless his servants. "There is nothing like Allah"

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, this is what the fellow actually looks like

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bronze age idiots can't comprehend transcendence, creates an idol of YHWH with zero basis in revelation
      >Modern idiots dig up the idol and thinks this is what YHWH looks like
      You're all going to hell

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't decipher basic metaphors meant for illiterate sandpeople
    NGMI

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't decipher not to frick your cousin.
      homie what are you smokin?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do schizos feel the need to highlight literally half of any text? Shit's illegible.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    biblically accurate allah

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *quranically

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *quranically

      ححححح

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muslims should be comedians. All they have to do is read the Hadiths.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some loser actually spent time to make this. He doesn't know that the Quran describes God as having one hand, two hands, more than two hands, one eye, and more than two eyes, and says he doesn't look similar to anything else so your shitty pic is completely wrong on all accounts.

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