this guy's music objectively sucks, how did he become so popular?? Posted on May 21, 2023 by Anonymous this guy's music objectively sucks, how did he become so popular??
surprise, a whole bunch of people don’t agree with your pleb opinion
I mean, his music is more about his performance and passion for music, his actual music sucks.
his actual music is great. he has a bunch of classics. it’s ok to be a pleb. you may grow out of it
Don't worry, you are speaking facts, I'm surprised about his popularity too since the music is nothing worth considering, but he was good at guitar
He introduced synthpop to America with the hits off 1999. A lot of ppl forget that the US was very resistant to the British lipstick prettyboy synth bands that were sweeping Europe at first.
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Seething Princelet, still angry about Michael the talented exposing Prince the imposter in front of James Brown in 1983.
Little Red Corvette, I Wanna Be Your Lover and 1999 are pure sex, idk how you can hate those songs while still having the drive to sleep with women.
>takes pride in playing and producing everything
>final results always sound like cheesy r&b
he can't even sing.
Also When Doves Cry, my god, that song just oozes fuck like nothing else. Purple Rain is too hair-metally for my taste.
>Also When Doves Cry, my god, that song just oozes fuck like nothing else.
it's not sexy! it sounds like a kid's melody with a weirdo thinking loudly on top. Sexy is Maxwell
>it sounds like a kid's melody with a weirdo thinking loudly on top.
you have to be at least 12 years old to post here
that's what it sounds like
>maybe I'm too demanding
>maybe I'm just like my father
>maybe I'm just like my mother, she's never satisfied
I mean this is not sexy, this is what I'm thinking when I'm bored.
Dig if you will the picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can you my darling
Can you picture this?
that's how people used to think before the internet made them hyper self-aware
This. When Doves Cry is the opposite of sexy. This is what sexy Prince track sounds like.
That sounds like rape, not sex! Now, look, you!
awesome, the zoomies don’t like prince. he’s not going to be ruined by them. fucking retards, he was one of the greatest ever and great at playing any instrument he touched
dude has a song all about being jacked off called "Jack u off", why does it not get mentioned more often?
That song is about him jacking off a trans girl(guy)
RAAAISE YOUR CAAANE
I'LL JACK YOU OOOOOOFFFFFF
JACK YOU OFF