>this guy shows up to your car meet and slaps your gf's ass

>this guy shows up to your car meet and slaps your gf's ass
What do you do?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, punch him in the face for acting Sub-Saharan near me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >punch him
      Kek, ICEcucks talk tough online, huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, you are shitposting about slapping someone else's GF in the ass, what did you expect? A bro hug and a gay little drag race?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let's be honest, you would cower in fear from this Chad. At best you would try and laugh it off.
          If you don't drag race him every one will remember you as a coward though, and when you lose, you're girl will go home with him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you would cower in fear from this Chad
            Chad? Even a zoomer twink would clock out this middle aged dude who looks like he hasn't touched the gym in nearly a decade. Get real with this dummy chat.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should call him out on his Twitter, and go to his gym and hop on the cage with him then, just to prove you're not a pussy. I mean if not, you can just admit your a pussy, its okay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you on twitter and have the know-about of this literal-who homosexual? I'm sorry, but hes irrelevant, Only soiboys get pent up over what-if scenarios
                >the cage
                Please tell me he 'fights', that's even better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Please tell me he 'fights
                Lol, lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lol, lmao
                Instantly what I thought, who gives a shit what some frail middle-aged dude does? Clock him out and go on with your day

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my sweet summer child...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Resorting to memes? That's grim

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lol, lmao
                Instantly what I thought, who gives a shit what some frail middle-aged dude does? Clock him out and go on with your day

                Hes washed up, even Tyson crumpled to a nobody. Pancake lookin' ass.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >let's be honest
            >t. shitraker
            You first.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean come on, just admit it. You're scared of chads like this guy.
              You would instinctively apologize to him for your girl's butt getting in the way of his hand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Haha image fun of le bad EV!
        Uhh these cars are owning every meet now anon

        Touch grass

        Let's be honest, you would cower in fear from this Chad. At best you would try and laugh it off.
        If you don't drag race him every one will remember you as a coward though, and when you lose, you're girl will go home with him.

        LMAOING LOOK AT THIS "DUDES" SKINNY ASS ARMS LOL

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek no one's falling for your attempts to gather men's body pics gayboy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Associates men with gay sex
              You're obsessed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post body, post body
                To obvious dude what you're up to

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Talks tough
                >Hides
                Classic cowardice

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not hiding just laughing at your sad attempt to get guys pictures

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >N-not h-hiding! I-im a real toughy! That's why I won't show myself!you must be gay haha

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tard my first comment was the one laughing at you, I really don't care about some scenario you made up to bother replying to it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post body

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This.
                Post body you gay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This.
                Post body you gay.

                He got called out and disappeared like the little bitch it is

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Haha what a gay. Imagine not posting body.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you go on chat sites pretending to be a woman to get nudes too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hahaha busted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post wrist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fucking pussy BITCH

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you bring a bosch dishwasher to a car meat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha image fun of le bad EV!
      Uhh these cars are owning every meet now anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >are owning every meet

        By this you mean the owners are picking up the most twink boipussy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Touch grass

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've yet to meet a woman who thinks a Tesla is a sexy car

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will bear naggers in stock Hellcats and spics in their turbo Hondas, but the white dudes who know how to build a car will gap them every time.

        >punch him
        Kek, ICEcucks talk tough online, huh?

        I am sure an EV homosexual would react the same if you slapped his bfs ass, unless all EV drivers are cucks?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DYEL confirmed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd knock his teeth down into his throat and then press charges for assaulting my girlfriend. His little ufc shorts don't scare me one bit.

            Post body

            Here you go. I might look familiar, you ran into me coming home from school while I was fixing your mom's "plumbing".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stop skipping legs

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >NeverSkipLegDay.jpg

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hello chicken boy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >calls out guy for arms
              Literally has popsicle sticks for legs
              The jokes write themselves kids

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slaps my gf's ass
    I don't bring my daki's to car meets.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pull out the Griots Best in show detailer and microfiber cloths I carry around in my trunk and quickly spray my rear bumper.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grab his ass firmly

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my gf would punch him in the face

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this guy shows up to your car meet and slaps your gf's ass
    >What do you do?

    Since I don't go to car meets, I wouldn't even know about what went on. So your question is merely theoretical like those Reddit or salacious Twitter people like to think about.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >humble bragging shirt
    >branded clothes
    >Smart watch
    >Tesla owner
    Checks out.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing because I recognize him as a UFC fighter and that I would get my ass kicked

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slap his balls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    puncture his battery, the car will do the rest.
    anyways, whats with the really obvious shilling lately? summer's over, you'd think it would get better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >summer's over
      you really think that matters? trannoid zoomers are wired into the internet nonstop nowadays.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pocket sand
    >kick him in the balls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pocket sand!
      Have a great weekend u wonderful man of culture

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mace him, beat the shit out of him including cheapshots to groin and eyes, destroy his car, go home and fuck my gf. ggs

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell is this homosexual? That tshirt makes him look like a child molester.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heem him

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cry tears of joy that I have a gf

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dariush was my boy when he heemed Vick at 199 but then I unboy'd him when he came out as anti-abortion.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call cops, he gets arrested for sexual assault, goes to jail, civil suit for millions, ball hard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it. We have a shitty system, might as well game it to your advantage.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feign a jab then hit him with a body shot. While he lowers his hands reflexively teleport behind him and put him in a chokehold. Hook legs around his hips and squeeze until he loses consciousness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to do that, he broke a couple bones doing light training earlier this year, just knock him out and be done with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just give him one of these

      You don't have to do that, he broke a couple bones doing light training earlier this year, just knock him out and be done with it.

      based and kek

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please be a bottom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*top
      Imagine licking his sweaty, hairy crack after his little ninja practices

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to fight these ev simps with the horrible system they have helped to create. So what I would do would be to have my gf call the police, and file a sexual assault charge. Then I would have her post about it on social media so that all the woke cancel people would go after this dude's socials. Invariably, he would lose his job and be subject to the woke mob. He would then either lose his Tesla for missing payments, or Tesla would just use its social esg computer to forever lock him out for being a predator. I would then fundraise on my gfs new victimhood by starting a gofundme to treat her ptsd from being slapped in the ass in 2022; would then use the proceeds to buy as many car batteries as possible to throw directly into the ocean in memory of this douchebags shitty tesla.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You used a lot of words to say you can't defend your woman like a real man, and that you have to rely on someone else to be a man for you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol k bro.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Meanwhile, op's picrel has put your girl over his knee and lowered her panties in front of the growing crowd.
          >He looks you squarely in the eye as he begins to spank her but, as she wriggles, screaming and laughing as the crowd point at you and laugh
          >She lets out a loud EWWWWW as he spits on her asshole
          >She yelps as he fingers her asshole
          >And everyone claps

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice fantasy you got there cuck

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone claps their asscheeks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >use the proceeds to buy as many car batteries as possible to throw directly into the ocean
      Based beyond belief

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Giddy

    I have a gf? Is she hot?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's a teslaspammer
    >on the internet
    >on an anime imageboard
    >he does it for free
    >he takes his "job" very seriously
    >he does it because it is the only amount of social contact he will ever have in his pathetic life
    >he spams threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has a panic attack
    >he derails threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of tranny porn he still has to watch
    >he will never have a real Tesla
    >he will never move out of his parent's house
    >he will never convince his mom to finance a used Leaf
    >he will never know how to travel besides via bus
    >he will never have a car
    >he will never be a woman
    >he will never be @ed by Elon on Twitter

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna kick him in the balls, but he looks like a dickless homosexual so I'll break his hands for touching my daki

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    americans are mentally ill subhumans imo

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slap his tesla and run before it explodes

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shoot in face and light corpse on fire

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's top UFC lightweight contender Benelli Darush you fucking retards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody knows who that is retard maybe post conor next time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Conor actually owns a Mustang - Mach E, now that you bring it up. You want to tell him to his face what you think of EV drivers?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Greased Geese

          That's top UFC lightweight contender Benelli Darush you fucking retards

          you sure do know alot of homosexuals who get payed to get sweaty and play with eachother

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shoe shoe namefag, nobody likes you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Greased Geese

              everyone likes me, it's just the gays that cannot stand my prescense

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, you smell of poop. You should address that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >payed
            Spelling is tawlf b

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why does every fag have to have one of these stupid mics?
              Thinking of doing a podcast that no one will listen too and is a rambling bunch of inane egotism?
              Quick, buy a gay mic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I, too, immediately think of gay sex when I see two men fighting

            • 3 weeks ago
              Greased Geese

              wrestling is just two gay dudes trying to climb onto eachother, boxing is what they would be doing if they werent fags.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sound insecure

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sound closeted.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You sound insecure
                >N-no y-you are!
                Kek classic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not acknowledging that fondling a buff man's testicles is homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Associates sports with male genitals
                Hmmm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know who it is, I'm going to grapple this 150lb soaking wet sperg. There's a reason why hes lightweight and isn't fighting with the fatass teletubbies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao he is going to armbar, heel hook, and strangle the fuck out of your diabetic ass, before knocking you out with old fashioned striking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dood hes gonna teleport behind me in the middle of a grapple hugfest
          Hi, 99% of UFC fighters are better than the public, everyone is aware, that doesn't stop YOU from training to be your best. This thread would be more entertaining on LULZ

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk man, I have trained all my life, but we have an ex UFC guy there and I can barely land a punch on the guy.
            I know what you mean about weight classes though, as I can bully some lighter guys in BJJ who are much better than me but weight makes a huge difference.
            It's the old saying though, anyone who trains to fight properly will btfo 9 out of 10 people out there.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ex UFC guy
              At my gym*

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just taking the piss after the poor dude busted some bones during training. UFC is for some of the best, even with a big height and weight advantage I'd be busting my ass to get him pinned... There are always some squirmy BJJ dudes at the gym that give me a fun albeit elongated fight. Chances are if it wasn't straight wrestling I'd simply get my lights knocked out like 99% of the other posters in this thread, I'd pretty much need to surprise him dirty style.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >surprise him dirty style.
                Yeah so I have tried that with our exUFC guy and it just never works... It's like he has seen it all before.
                I swore to him at the start of this year I was going to land a punch on his chin and to be fair I'm not sure I ever have.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's like he has seen it all before
                No doubt, these guys seemingly train for any angle.
                I was thinking of being a total autist and simply railroading right into him while hes admiring his bland Tesla - right after shattering my GF's spine with a singular ass slap. Perhaps directly onto the hood of his tesla.
                There's no way I'm properly trading blows with a guy currently in the UFC, the most I can do is is try to use my weight and size to pin him the moment I'm erotically close behind. Grappling is so fucking wack that I'd probably lose the advantage the moment we slide off his Tessie onto the hard pavement of that Walmart parking lot...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hes like 190lbs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >https://www.espn.com/mma/fighter/_/id/3085551/beneil-dariush
          >HT/WT 5' 10", 156 lbs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >https://www.espn.com/mma/fighter/_/id/3085551/beneil-dariush
          >HT/WT 5' 10", 156 lbs

          he's not cutting 40+ pounds for a fight. he probably walks around at 170

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stare laughing at him through the window when his car catches on fire and locks him inside when he goes to leave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A guy like him could literally tear you car apart like a can of deenz then pull your arms out of they're sockets.
      Your dead kiddo.

      Literally who

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call his car a Prius.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a girlfriend.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape his ass behind the supercharger

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go down fighting. End of the day you probably lost your gf and got an ass beating. Not a good day, but there'll be others.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sexual assault charges
    >Destroy his fucking career

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You missed the part where your girl giggles, plays with her hair while looking at him, says he looks hot and makes you offer him one of your beers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was in that other thread. On this one, he just
        >slaps your gf's ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of slap though, I mean is it a little pat as if to say
          >good girl
          A spank to say
          >naughty girl
          A full on smack to put her (and her cuck bf) in her place
          Or a nice, long, exploratory grope down...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't matter how the slap was. In today's world, a man can be charged just by looking at a woman or talking some words.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Greased Geese

    remind him that im not vaccinated and that there's a white-owned chinese resturaunt that refuses to sell bugs
    he will run home to make a tweet about it on his verified account.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the guy that /b/ got to beat up himself a few years back?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throw sand, iminari roll. Champ shit only.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf isn't an Asian genioplasty model so I think I'll be alright.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beat his ass tie him up and make him swallow gas then dump it all over that "future" of cars while dragging his body all over it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make him
      You're gonna have to say please

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a gf and I don't go to car meets

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do?
    challenge him to a 1/4 drag race. My V8 is sure to be faster!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Teehee

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slap his battery and watch his toy burn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still seething about losing everything to Tessie chads
      Sad

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    talk big and if we fought prolly get my ass kicked. fuck it, better to chimp out than whimp out

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just love the direction this board has taken since Elon trolled the entire world with a car.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck Pusk cunts a little bitch after trying to sue Clarkson for giving a honest review on the tesla

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >C!arkson
        >Honest
        Pick one, the guy is a drunk buffoon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck off tessiefag

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            5 second search could stop you looking like a retard anon just saying

            >Implying clickbait, staged nonsense somehow magically transforms Clarkson into an honest person, and not a drunken buffoon.
            This guy is an embarrassment

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So was the lawsuit and appeal by tesla real or not puskboy?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care lol.
                Clarkson is still a liar, drunk, buffoon, and an embarrassment.
                All of your seething can't change that you little fanboi.
                Anyway my point is proven Elon has trolled the fuck out of you and your kind, to the point that your mind is now broken, and you will seethe forever.
                The best bit is that ICE is getting banned anyway, and there's nothing you can do about it.
                Enjoy being a failure forever.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So that's a yes pusk did try and sue, lost appealed and lost that too
                And everything you've written in this thread is both fake and gay but thanks for playing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So that's a yes
                The mental gymnastics of your broken mind are delightful lol.
                See:

                >C!arkson
                >Honest
                Pick one, the guy is a drunk buffoon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Prove me wrong provide a link saying he didn't sue, protip you can't but you'll keep crying like a gay little fanboi for puskman. Go on do it again

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Provide me some criteria I made up in my broken mind to suit an argument I think I'm having
                Lol, lmao, your brain has been completely broken, you are reading posts which haven't even been made.
                You are the epitome of rent free.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek keep throwing out buzzwords you've got nothing else, sad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just participate in my made up, mental gymnastics argument for me
                Mind status: broken

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bahahaha retard you started it questioning clarksons integrity then when provided proof you went full retard now you're just repeating yourself and thinking it proves something

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying some shit between Elon and Clarkson somehow absolves Clarkson from being a lying,
                drunken retard.
                Mental. Gymnastics.
                Elon is so embedded in your psyche that you can't get past that Clarkson is a buffoon. Elon or not.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you poor deluded fool just stop we already know your special you don't have to keep proving it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek.
                You can't even respond, can you.
                Just
                > Duh u stoopid
                Your entire existence is based around
                >Elon bad, Tesla bad
                You are an absolute NPC and you don't even know it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never said anything about telsas being bad just about your boyfriend pusk trying to sue for an honest review but you keep seething Elon might let you suck his dick one day

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gets proved wrong doubles down on stupid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          5 second search could stop you looking like a retard anon just saying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon Elon Elon
      Obsessed, mind broken, rent free, seething.
      My point here stands, and you are a perfect example

      Elon has forever changed your world lol.
      Enjoy seething.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I don't like Tesla he is an amazing troll irl

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Challenge him to an endurance race.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How short is this guy if the Tesla roof lines up with his ears?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It bothers me when my laptops battery is deteriorated. I don't think I could handle a car.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Tessie is not like your lappie at all bro, the battery is advanced

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying you could even draw before this guy rekt your shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who said i would be within swinging distance? can your "super fast" shonen protag run 15 feet to where im standing before a collection of 805mph projectiles ventilate his chest cavity?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You stand 15 feet away from your girl while other guys slap her ass at car meets?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            of course i do! im always prepared to draw faster than a UFC fighter can swing, frienderino~
            :^)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Uses your girl as a human she, all the while firmly gripping her but cheek with one hand, and making rude gestures at you with the other.
              All the while she is giggling and flirting, which to be honest is not a good sign.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're REALLY into the cuckold fantasy, huh anon?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >human she
                Wha?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i challenge him to a drag race, best of 5
    of course i automatically win because teslas are incapable of launching hard more than 3 times without overheating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meh not even true, YouTube is full of vids of Tessies dominating meets all night, launch after launch, leaving ICEcucks minds broken.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slap his ass in response and wink at him.
    Now i have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. I sell his Tesla and buy 40 Gallons of Canola Oil.

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