This guy said he'll help me get a girlfriend and get laid. Should I be taking his advice?

This guy said he'll help me get a girlfriend and get laid.

Should I be taking his advice?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Stormy

    na, he is incel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I can't say I'm any better, he's actually been in a relationship before and I have not.

      What would be your advice instead?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Stormy

        there's no "game" to dating, just improve on yourself until you make it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >OOOOHHHH, I'M IMPROVIN'!!!!!

          I hate you so fucking much

          • 2 weeks ago
            Stormy

            -__-

            go ahead and try if you think the right combination of words will get you laid, incel

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >emoticon
              You have to go back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                Real life is just a constant stream of finding the right combination of words that will get you what you want, be that getting a job, getting an order at a restaurant, or finding a mate.

                -___-

                interpersonal skills are important yes, and those skills can be improved upon.

                -_______-

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emoticon
                You MUST go back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                >newbie telling me to go back
                -___________________-

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emoticon
                Return from whence you came

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                let me explain something to you opie
                if this guy could get pussy hed have better things to do than lecture incels on discord about how to get pussy
                if you want a gf, just be not a complete fuck up (hugely obese, awful hygiene), and socialize as much as you fucking can. the more people you talk to the more likely you are to meet a woman. once you have some experience you will learn and grow from it. if you want to learn how to do something you have to go and do it. you are not going to learn anything from homosexuals on the internet.
                there are no tricks, there is no combination of words that will get you laid, "shit tests" aren't real, improovement is a meme (to a point), women are just people with holes so if you want to attract them you have to treat it like a normal human interaction.
                or spend the next few years of your life debating how to get pussy with a bunch of other clueless retards who also don't get pussy
                up to you

                shit tests = "i have bpd"
                curious that self proclaimed alpha males are willing to put up with the absolute worst that women have to offer
                [...]
                kys namefag

                >just copying what i said already but with many more useless words thrown in

                -______________________________-

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emoticon
                I doubt you would even be welcomed back to the pit you crawled out of, but you must try.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                -.-

                are we done here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emoticon
                Not until you go back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Butthurt Stormy XD

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                >emoticon
                Not until you go back.

                D:

                >implying i would agree with a namefag
                i would have to reconsider my position in such a case
                you said "improve yourself until you make it" - you are also retarded

                thats basically what you said, and that there's no special combinations of words to net anyone a gf.

                its about looks, money, and intellect.

                -.-

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emoticon
                RETVRN

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                :0

                >thats basically what you said
                its really not
                >that there's no special combinations of words to net anyone a gf
                literally a handful of words out of my entire post
                >its about looks, money, and intellect
                you are wrong, gay and stupid
                [...]
                shit tests are just another iteration of the mixed signals meme that PUAs used to spout 20 years ago. it's just beyond fucking ridiculous and you have to have some severe autism, no idea how normal people interact, or more likely both, in order to believe it

                >MUH SHIT TESTS
                are not real.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emoticon
                For your own benefit (but mostly mine) you must go back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Stormy

                D:

                I must gather my party before venturing forth.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emoticon
                No one would want to be in a homosexuals party, so return on your own.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >3 comments agreeing that shit tests are not real
                >namefag responds with "MUH SHIT TESTS"
                you know what i think maybe you are shit testing me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You failed the shit test senpai

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thats basically what you said
                its really not
                >that there's no special combinations of words to net anyone a gf
                literally a handful of words out of my entire post
                >its about looks, money, and intellect
                you are wrong, gay and stupid

                >shit tests = "i have bpd"
                >curious that self proclaimed alpha males are willing to put up with the absolute worst that women have to offer
                pretty much, the way I see it, is she has to show her best to me to get and keep me interested, if she starts acting retarded to "test" me, then she isn't worth my time and I'm much better spending my time with another woman.
                Simple as.
                Just imagine for a moment an incel man acting autistic as a "shit test" and then acting like "noo nooo you are supposed to put up with it, I'm just INTENTIONALLY RETARDED"
                pfff

                shit tests are just another iteration of the mixed signals meme that PUAs used to spout 20 years ago. it's just beyond fucking ridiculous and you have to have some severe autism, no idea how normal people interact, or more likely both, in order to believe it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >its about looks, money, and intellect.
                I have all three and I'm still a khhv. Explain that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                u a pussy that never asked a girl out before. u better act fast coward before your age catches up to u

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't listen to people who type like negros.
                Would rather do a murder suicide if nobody'll love me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying i would agree with a namefag
                i would have to reconsider my position in such a case
                you said "improve yourself until you make it" - you are also retarded

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Real life is just a constant stream of finding the right combination of words that will get you what you want, be that getting a job, getting an order at a restaurant, or finding a mate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Takes one to know one, incel

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no. advise is worthless. you gotta make it your own way, but dont worry, you'll be alright now sugar.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds correct ye. There's lots of meta knowledge around behavior. It works for both men and women.
    Ignoring most of women's demands is pretty correct while finding one. Respect is for marriage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she wants to date me because I'm not respectful, won't she dislike me if I start to respect her after marriage?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the wonders of life ye. Men fight to get into women's pants. After that it's on cruise control for men. Then women fight to get into marriage. After marriage woman got what she wanted so she'll want you to act different too.
        It's not so strict lines in real life but the basic of dynamics. Search phase women on top. Dating phase man on top. Marriage phase woman bit more on top? No idea tbh even when I'm married. But always was going for commitment so didn't have that dating phase be too long.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the moonrunes say?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baka no Aho, which translates as either "Silly Fool" or "Stupid Idiot" depending on what part of Japan you're in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'Baka' is more manga language. You would be better off saying
        >oroka [na] aho.
        Just translates better for the intended message, in my opinion. Fuck, typing in Ro-maji is disgusting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Baka in more manga language

          In Kanto perhaps. In Kansai, it's the more insulting of the two (between Baka and Aho)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            'Aho' is more Kansaiben, anon. Unless you're trying to call yourself "mega retard", I think 'baka' would sound weird. It's your pseudonym either way, I'm just giving you my two cents.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's my point, baka.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you Native Japanese?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hai, anon-kun

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you haven't already and wouldn't mind please visit the /djt/ threads in /jp/ and /int/ so that whenever I want to ask a question I can get an answer from a native Japanese

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                iie, anon-kun 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough 🙁

                (I thought the emoji would make it original for some reason)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think the intended message is?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you not feeling dirty for posting private conversations online you little bitch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I censored his name, so I have no guilt. No way it can be traced back to him.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol this guy is full of shit
    blind leading the blind with these redpillfags

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >men sit back and respect what I said
    >men who ignore this

    what about men who hear this and lose interest in the person and move on to other women?
    That's what I do with women who shit test me, if they think they can play games, then I'm out of here because they are too retarded for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let me explain something to you opie
      if this guy could get pussy hed have better things to do than lecture incels on discord about how to get pussy
      if you want a gf, just be not a complete fuck up (hugely obese, awful hygiene), and socialize as much as you fucking can. the more people you talk to the more likely you are to meet a woman. once you have some experience you will learn and grow from it. if you want to learn how to do something you have to go and do it. you are not going to learn anything from homosexuals on the internet.
      there are no tricks, there is no combination of words that will get you laid, "shit tests" aren't real, improovement is a meme (to a point), women are just people with holes so if you want to attract them you have to treat it like a normal human interaction.
      or spend the next few years of your life debating how to get pussy with a bunch of other clueless retards who also don't get pussy
      up to you

      shit tests = "i have bpd"
      curious that self proclaimed alpha males are willing to put up with the absolute worst that women have to offer

      >newbie telling me to go back
      -___________________-

      kys namefag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shit tests = "i have bpd"
        >curious that self proclaimed alpha males are willing to put up with the absolute worst that women have to offer
        pretty much, the way I see it, is she has to show her best to me to get and keep me interested, if she starts acting retarded to "test" me, then she isn't worth my time and I'm much better spending my time with another woman.
        Simple as.
        Just imagine for a moment an incel man acting autistic as a "shit test" and then acting like "noo nooo you are supposed to put up with it, I'm just INTENTIONALLY RETARDED"
        pfff

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the end the most important thing is that women want you to lead and decide most of the time while taking their feelings into account.
    Its part of self confident behavior. Speaking slower, better posture, louder voice, calm, taking space.
    Part of high value is also getting stuff done while showing it took little effort. It's contradictory in that it usually takes more effort than doing it directly which is stupid. Like in a bar instead of walking straight to the girl after seeing you'd go around and take your time. Spend more effort but looks less invested. Less invested achieve same = higher value in women's brains. Probably most men's brains too.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Taking ANYONE'S advice from the internet
    Never

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love collecting bad Internet advice

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bored playing overwatch a few months ago
    >anytime a girl would be in the match i would add them and start acting like a douchebag for fun
    >"what is your boob size?" and stuff like that
    >have entire conversations with these stupid girls
    >the instant i tried to act like myself they get turned off
    It is too bad. I am not upset at them for not liking me personally of course but it is really strange how much most women really do like being treated like garbage.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >men who ignore this are dominate
    It's dominant ugh
    Like do these guys just max out their chad stat and their intelligence and reasoning and grammar/language ability are just shit by comparison lol?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone makes mistakes, anon, you judgmental homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their entire lineage consists of men getting by the generational filter through finding the lowest quality women possible.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I be friends with u too

    enemy#1974

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Accept my request, homosexual, I'm way more interesting than OP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        U never sent one and I'm tired

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Retar Fagot Nigeria

    Yes take his advice cuz he is right about reddit being filled with single mothers that lacks self awareness and wiuld rather blame everyone around them including the ppl like them just to make themselves look good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lacks self awareness and wiuld rather blame everyone around them including the ppl like them just to make themselves look good
      Why does this sound like a group of people I know.... hmmmmmmm

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is just parroting fake macho LULZ drivel
    mad cringe. Someone post the tik toks of girls clowning on dudes for listening to andrew tate.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to more woman just for friendly conversation and maybe you will get a gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where the fuck do you meet women?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men do not talk to women just to make friendly conversation. They know what you are doing. Your attempts to hide it behind friendly conversation make you look like the biggest creep to them. They would much rather you just shoot your shot so they can tell you to fuck off.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only advice that's worth anything is the advice from an expert in a specific field helping you out with a specific task in his expertise.

    Unless this guy literally runs a business with proven results helping guys get relationships, he's full of shit. You're just asking for, at best, stories from his life when things happened to work in his favor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh experts
      cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >number of results from your non-professional method:
        >0

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, show me the pussy experts and I'll show you a charlatan.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Congratulations you've understood my post.
            Personal record time?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Says the guy who thinks there's pussy experts lmaooo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no I spoke too soon
                You didn't understand...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh no, he's pointed out how dumb my post is
                >DAMAGE CONTROL!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There isn't an expert you can turn to for relationships. That was the point of the post.
                >still can't figure this out
                ESL?
                >actually getting mad about it
                Underage?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But there are, dumbfuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you took the opportunity and namedropped all of them, I'm impressed! What a clever boy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol, your damage control is pathetic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take your time, can you explain what the damage is and how I'm controlling it?

                You failed again to name one (1) btw
                I'm sorry I don't have any faith in your favorite masculinity grifter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But there are, dumbfuck

                lol, your damage control is pathetic

                Not him but you're either retarded beyond saving or your reading comprehension skills are that of a nagger.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Says the nagger, ironically enough

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh...nevermind brother. Just don't get in internet arguments when you don't even understand what others are saying.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Next time just admit you made a mistake from the start and it'll save you the embarrassment, lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus, and then acting all high and mighty when he clearly lost the argument I didn't participate in...A literal child, mods do your job.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh no, he's dominated my ass completely! MODS, MODS, MODS!
                Lmao, pathetic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude he knows there's no professional pussy experts. Point is its all just dumb luck, and all the advice you would get is "Dumb luck worked out like this for me"

            It can never be professional advice.
            Fuck lad.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all just dumb luck

              This is why you're miserable

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LOL absolutely dude. Not everyone can win, that's what a roll of the dice is.
                Glad you finally understand. (I know you don't, but like the other posters I understand you're not the sharpest tool in the shed)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's not that sometimes you rolled bad that makes you miserable, it's that you rolled bad once and gave up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no one can ever be pessimistic for any other reason than that they failed once and only once

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My mistake for saying once, I meant, you stopped rolling.

                Keep rolling, my friend.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol he's just quoting andrew tate PUA shit at you, which only works if you're incredibly rich and attractive

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that guy is full blown autistic. stay away

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Don't ever taking dating advice. If you're in the position where you need advice to pick up women your problems probably run deeper than >tfwnogf and you should work on not being an anemic slug who has no passion or emotional finesse first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is one supposed to work on those?

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