>dye there hair blonde or neon
>being a non hrt femboy
>be bottom or if masc a switch
>like my balls(why so many guys against me getting orchi??? Or tell me to get ball implants wtf?)
>being bi or thinking your bi for liking transgirls(hrt femboys can be bi)
>being above 30% body fat
I'll probably be alone forever but I can't help it
>alone forever
trans women date on easy mode stfu you could add like 6 more things to that list or to your requirements and still find someone with minimal effort
>transgirls date on easy mode
What, since when?? I'm not like a giga passoid btw just a semicute boymoder. Only people who have been willing to date me have given me the ick >.>
since always? you literally just in that post said you were cute and had multiple people willing to date you
>trans women date on easy mode
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
I have seen pics of you. You are dating on easy mode compared to a cis male. explain how you arent.
dude her neck looks like it could be used as a silo for an ICBM
she is feminine though. sure if you compare her to cis females it is probably harder but compared to a cis male cis male dating is nightmare mode
you probably have at least 100 guys chasing after you on this board alone but you reject all of them because they aren't "good enough" by your retarded standards. shut the fuck up. tired of women pretending they have it hard. men have to fight tooth and nail for a single crumb of pussy god damn it.
all you have to do is have game and then charming these trannies is like playing gta with cheats on
teach me bro I am down BAD right now
most of these trannies are so attention and touch starved that just projecting confidence and being assertive is enough to have them going hungry hungry hippos on your dick. It's not so easy with cis women
if you mean engaging in casual dating or hookup culture or situationships or dysfunctional 1-12 month long relationships SURE okay ill give u that. but to be truly valued the standards are much higher for women. ESPECIALLY trans women, who are usually just seen as accesories or sex objects or whatever.
the standards for men to be loved? you just have to be there. and be decent.
>and be decent.
there's the catch. fuck you.
>the standards for men to be loved? you just have to be there. and be decent.
I don't know about that. I've dated a lot of women who basically act like it's kind of sus for me to expect love/affection from them. They acted like I'm just not even really capable of love and me trying to be legitimately affectionate or sweet was apparently off-putting to them. I don't know if it's me or them or what but it really kind of hurt, and I've had other people act like it's nothing unusual when I explained it to them.
those people are not normal wth
>trans women date on easy mode
I normally don't like this ick meme but your list is enitrely reasonable and pretty easy to not violate.
I think it's a real phenomenon, cis woman will sometimes just get really funny with it and be all like
>when they cry
>when they are sad
>when they get excited about something
>when a taller guy stands close to them
And sometimes they are even more hilarious than that xD
Yeah, not saying it isn't real, just that I normally don't like that meme.
I think it's real and it's just the same thing as a turn off.
>thinking your bi for liking transgirls
that's just factual
Being attracted to fem people with a few masc features doesn't male you bi, bi is when you are interested in both woman looking people and picrel(or bears I guess) not males who look like woman.
>b-but the term is bisexual and there there sex is male
You are dumb and people think you jerk off to male marvel superheroes when you call yourself bi, exclusive attraction to feminity is straight...
I want a guy who doesn't see me as a woman who can top him, or someone who's stomach weighs more than me
Fair and based
The swimmers died a long time ago and i want to drain the pool.
Forgot picrel
Guys who stomach doesn't weigh more than me*
>likes males
>trying to tell me those are your only standards and cant find one
I could find those as a fucking cis male twink. You have other standards you are not saying or are fucking lazy.
Only condition I forgot to mention is men who expect are first meeting to end in sex. I mean I'd make the exception for an ldr but someone who starts buy sending cock pics and asking for a bunch of specific nudes. I want a bf not a fwb.
Maybe your just more attractive, or go to bars and stuff, I can't go alone I'll have a heart attack ooo maybe ill meet a cute paramedic :v Ok self induced heart attack here I come!!
go on any dating app and spend a week on it. you will have a lot of guys wanting to date you.
I'm on dating apps, multiple pictures, filled out bio, men just see me as sex toy :/ won't even date me within the privacy of there own home. Maybe I'm just ugly idk.
I don't think u understand the term ick it creates a mental block from getting horny, you could send me the most butterfly giving bottom horny inducing green text it will evaporate if you look like Bert kreisher or a theymab trender
I could impregnate you through the screen bitch
Are you going to propose to me after and take me in or are gonna be a deadbeat
if you're hot I'll help raise the kid
if not you can abort
Abortion is fine too
Bitch it's yo choice if you wanna abort it or raise it as a single mother with no child support xD xD xD xD xD
Bitch tryna get the ring after one happy lil accident xD xD xD no wonder she think's everyone a deadbeat
>Bert kreisher
>not wanting to fuck the machine
cringe lmao
perhaps your personality is insufferable (it is)
im in a bitter mood and anony posting of course i come off as insufferable, nobody makes a dating prefences thread and doesnt come off as insufferable...
i'm embarrassed for you. ick. goodbye keep seething in your own thread retard.
idk anon you come off as just as bad and as seething as me rn. im defending myself your defending yourself its whatever, just internet banter 😛
i'm not defending myself im making fun of you
Uh yeah I'm not reading all that dumb shit, if you fuck someone with a cock it's gay
always cracks me up when alphabet people gatekeep sexuality lmao
its not gatekeeping to express my opinion on it. im not stopping anyone from being themselves, im talking about romantic preference. if you act like calling yourself bi is supposed to make me more attracted to you you are wrong i find it to be a turn off.
>>like my balls(why so many guys against me getting orchi??? Or tell me to get ball implants wtf?)
Guilty as charged. I love fucking a fertile woman, whether that means she has eggs in her fallopian tubes, or swimmers in her lady balls.
What's the appeal to wanting your tranny to keep her balls? I think it's way hotter when they're removed.
>What's the appeal to wanting your tranny to keep her balls?
I have fucked ~6 ciswomen. I only cummed with 2. It was because I don't get off solely from the feeling of having sex. I get off from the feeling that I am making her uncontrollably horny. Most women don't get that fucking horny, but a woman with some testosterone in her? It's fucking OVER man, I'm bussin nuts, she's bussin nuts, everyone's bussin nuts. It don't get hotter than that if you ask me.
trannies usually have lower testosterone unless if shes getting hondosed
the point of tranny balls is so you can squeeze and pull on them while you fuck them
thank god I'm a bi HRT femboy top
Bisexuals fuck transwomen
That's who fucks you
Also, some really desperate homosexuals who look past the breast development
Stay mad, stay angy
It's all you'll ever get, moid
Angry lesbian terf
even if I did all of the things on that list I could have you like a dog in heat in 5 minutes
>neet
>expects me to take on the man's role in the relationship in any way
>doesnt respect my boundaries
>bottom
>sub
>below 6 feet
>likes my dick instead of being indifferent to it
oh also forgot that hating my dick is an okay alternative to liking/loving it. also forgot
>obese
I'm a neet and I like your dick
good thing we arent dating then
tbh i dont remember at all. it was probably something prostate related but that shouldnt be an issue anymore considering youre on hrt
>good thing we arent dating then
yet
in your dreams
good thing we arent dating
>it was something to do with having possibly too much estrogen being injected.
oh right, basically if your E is too high, the amount of E your body uses goes down, stalling development. itd be best if you got a blood test to confirm this, it's hard to make a definitive answer without one, but that would be my best guess as to what's happening.
>Also also fuck you for shaming me for whoring when it is the only way I could get anyone to interact with me and also you have done it before.
I wasn't trying to shame you, I was sad to see you go down the path that I did because I know how horrible it feels to be in that situation and to drown your sorrows in hedonism through newfound sexual desirability.
what do I test? just estradiol blood levels or is there something specific to that phenomenon? I plan to get dht, total test, and estradiol checked.
>down the path you did
hey, look at that, I recently started cutting regularly too instead of for anyone. along with other stuff I doubt you would remember. real apple not far from the tree, huh.
all of that is great. if your dht is high (10ng/dl or higher), add finasteride. make sure your T is below 50 ng/dl. if your E is above 200-300pg/ml, lower your dose.
>hey, look at that, I recently started cutting regularly too instead of for anyone.
i hope you're able to find stability, it feels better than any hedonistic behavior can make you feel
okay. thank you. what do I do if just my test is too high, increase my dose?
>find stability
meh. I have other plans, itll be fixed soon.
>in your dreams
I'll be the one running through your dreams
>good thing we arent dating
Ultimately yeah, I don't want to date anyone who doesn't want to slap their hard girl cock on my belly. She needs to be just as into as I am for the experience to be even remotely fun.
it was something to do with having possibly too much estrogen being injected. Also my development has stalled/stopped completely. Also also fuck you for shaming me for whoring when it is the only way I could get anyone to interact with me and also you have done it before.
fuck you. also what was that thing you said I should get tested for. also fuck you again.
my dick instead of being indifferent to it
Damn I meet every other qualification but this. I love the thought of a hard girl cock slapping my belly while she rides me. I don't even think I could feign indifference in the heat of the moment. I obviously would feign indifference in the dms/date but when I'm really turned on my filters disappear.
>below 6 feet
fuck you you stupid fucking bitch. you nasty fucking hag. you're gross. go look in the mirror at how fucking disgusting you look.
they are actually fairly cute on the outside (imo). They have some internal issues but I cannot reasonably describe those without being incredibly tainted by bitterness over being abandoned
lol anon don't get upset at height standards, you probably wouldn't want to date a girl taller than you anyway and most girls shorter than you are probably going to reject you for reasons other than height if anything.
>you probably wouldn't want to date a girl taller
I would without hesitation because I'm not shallow as fuck like all women are
i just want a bf taller than me, im sure youll find a great girl some day
Kill yourself
My thread is popping off I'm such a valid LULZ tranny :p
>wahh cant find bf with minimally restrictive standards and restrictions
yeah, you are a LULZ mtf alright.
she'd be lucky to have any of the chasers on here
Half the chasers on here are bottom chasers and the ones who aren't that I've added are obese... on top of distance often being an issue, wo no anon I disagree
>ones who aren't that I've added are obese
Big dog gotta eat baby. Tranners are built for FUB cock.
I'm obese and I could pull you in a second
I just gonna end up ghosting you...
like you could ever ghost me
the ball thing is the final nail in the coffin. ok, i get you like the girlcock, but this is just homosexualry. you're just a homosexual that wants to use me to cover his homosexualry.
>being a non hrt femboy
ok groomer you give me the ick too
im not trying to date children so im not grooming anyone, your an adult who can make there own decisions in spite of what other people think...
what the hell these posts are supposed to be cissoid tier cringe but i actually agree with most of the points here
you'd be lucky to get a guy who is those things
>having such high standards when your market value is so low
Fembrained for sure lol
these bitches think they can really pick and choose like cis women
>be racist
dontt do it xhuds i do not like racist.ppl
that is another good one so few people are racist where i live tho i forgot to mention it
first thing you learn about bullies is they do it out of there own insecurities 😛
wtf for once i'm not in the ick category
As a top bi tranner who is emotionally distant
Here are my icks:
>Receding hairline
>Exceptionally thin
>Doesn't make any eye contact at dinner table when talking
>(I guess autism in that case too)
>Expects me to fuck their man ass (I only fuck cute boy ass, if you've outgrown your beauty years, either take hrt or except no one is ever going to want to fuck you unless it's for cash, youre done)
>Doesn't buy me gifts (guys who r tight with their wallet r the biggest ick)
>Exceptionally attracted and thirsty for me
>Heart eyes emote (ugh, just fucking gross you simp)
>Expects us to be equals (we simply aren't aren't, I'm rare and above you, you're so lucky to even be dating me)
>When they right really long walls of texts of sexual stuff they want to happen, ugh.....
To be quite honest, men have made me gay, id prefer women if it were not for twinks who I loveeeee love LOVEEEE
I have lots of other minor icks, but those r the main ones. I don't mind if guys are emotional or display weakness tho. I just hate immaturity if you're a man.
You just sound kind of really unpleasant