They banned us from Euro-2024!

They banned us from Euro-2024!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The us doesn't participate in euros dummy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BfqQupp.jpg

      They banned us from Euro-2024!

      What's euro24? Is it that singing competition

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt expect it to be prolonged

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who are 'they'?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THEY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        W-who?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      globohomos

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    #NoWAR
    #PISS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give piss a chance?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give back the stolen land and pay reparations for the damage caused and lives taken and well let you back into the civilised world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As soon as you go back to Pakistan

        Ladyboys seething

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As soon as you go back to Pakistan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sorry for being so emotional you guys, its from my estrogen intake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pay reparations
      Even if Putin goes away and Russians have to cough up some form of compensation for the destruction, the population will grow disillusioned with the leadership and start to seek another moron to "stand up" to the west. The world lent them all the hands they could have ever needed after the dissolution of the Soviet Union. It was made so easy for them, it was tutorial mode in detransitioning from collectivism and yet they still failed spectacularly. Putin played the match for the Russian people and he's in check-mate, as are the delusional people he represents. The only option is to flip the board, but I suspect even that will be made impossible for him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Putin played the match for the Russian people and he's in check-mate
        explain what you mean by this, Ragnar

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is there to explain? The number of plays on a chess board are limited. He's out of plays. Threatening to flip the board is not a play. Russian people are suckers, because they let him gamble their future and lose.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Uh. Okay, sure.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He's out of plays.
            what do you mean with he's out of plays? This is still officially not a war but a smo. Most of the 150/200k troops fighting in ukraine are from lpr, dpr, chechens, wagner and mercs from other countries. Nect weekend when the voting for referendum is done is another play by putin. He'll make the east of ukraine russian land and will dare ukraine to attack it. And attacking russian land will change this smo in a war. So what do you mean with out of plays?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ukraine attacks Belgorod and no one cares. Medrunkard threatened WWIII if Crimea gets attacked and nothing happened. If they annex parts of Ukraine, it's only to legally send their conscript cannon fodder there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Ukraine attacks Belgorod and no one cares
            that was when he still thought he could take the east and leave the rest alone and no one would bother eachother. He's going to take it now and doesn't care about the rest anymore. Thats the difference.
            >Medrunkard threatened WWIII if Crimea gets attacked and nothing happened.
            No one said that. That something reddit made up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Medvedev's empty threats are all on TASS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm such a tennisgay that whenever I read Medvedev I just picture pic related

            So when I hear
            'Medvedev threatens west with nuclear missiles'
            or
            'Medvedev calls for Russia to annex Ukraine'

            I think ok Daniil, that's a bit strong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >they lose
            A couple of games? Cancerous american food? Nogs? The nvidia 4000? Starlink? Lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the civilised world
      Heh.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about Euro 2024... you're getting drafted next week lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Love it when milfs wear dresses like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what the frick
      couldn't get get him a wheelchair? Or a taller stool? Or one without a hole in the side? And maybe without a conehead next to him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The wheelchair industry can't produce enough due to sanctions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man the ukies are fricked, all those manly russian men are going to destroy them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most masculine Russian man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tf
          >tp
          the joke writes itself

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    k

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If only you bombed a sand country instead

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Join the AFC and we can get based Australia when they resign in protest. That, or shoot Putin. Its not rocket science.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just nuke FIFA and you become the good guys Vlad

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It so shit that they just punish Russian athletes that have nothing to do with the war

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they all support the illegal invasion so deserve it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, we are all missing the great russian football

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i stand by russian bros

    #BoycottSports

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Indians having opinions on things
      Good morning sir

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are american

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >Indians having opinions on things
      Good morning sir

      GOOD MORNING MY S I R

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that is very rude and it makes me upset 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based hindu
      frick the westoid cucks, they're human cattle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if you tell a hindu that someone is cattle then they'll start drinking his piss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do not redeem

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That is bollocks. Homos gonna globo

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry bro, you won't live long enough to see it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Putin gonna start launching the nukes lads?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'll drop a Russian MOAB on Kherson soon

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good thing football is dead and unwatchable anyway

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Until your president is replaced and a US puppet of the world trade system in installed, Russia shouldn't be allowed any inclusion in international bodies.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surly pic related is the ballon d'or winner this year?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MY MAN BAYRAKTARZ JUST NEED MORE TIME

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If one of you mans up and assassinates that dementia-ridden Putin, then you'll be back playing ball in no time.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy getting drafted lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just two more weeks friend (till you get drafted)

      >media made a big deal out of a normal thing
      >goy cattle immediately jumps on it
      huh...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >look at this goy believing the media
        >*proceeds to suck russian media wiener*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How am I sucking "Russian media wiener", Anon? Care to explain?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ohhhh SerGOY, Russia is by all accounts and by every metric the final stage of a goy cattle country. Think about it before the Ukraine bullet hits you.

          >boiling because someone pointed out that LE EBIN HECKIN DRAFTERINO has been blown out of proportion by western propaganda
          Ah, yes. Our media good, their media bad, the goy cattle way of thinking.
          The truth is that media is inherently evil, no matter the side, and that the truth is somewhere between the lies of "their" and "our" media.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, I thought it was a VPN vatnik, now I know you are the crazy German schizo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll be whatever you want me to be. As long as you can feel superior, Anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ohhhh SerGOY, Russia is by all accounts and by every metric the final stage of a goy cattle country. Think about it before the Ukraine bullet hits you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a normal thing
        uh, wat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you forget that we buck broke the bongs into doing the same thing for us?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            'Reservists' are still volunteers tho Burger, weekend soldiers who always knew theres a (slight..) chance of seeing action. Conscription be a different barrel of compulsory 'You're off to the front pal' entirely.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks a reservist and a conscript are the same thing
            oh no no no
            or to say it in your language
            Àyè còrûmbã!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks a reservist and a conscript are the same thing
            Nowhere did I say that they were. I know that the inbred queen's descent into hell has you a little emotional right now, but do try reading past the headlines as to who is actually getting called back into service.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just two more weeks friend (till you get drafted)

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sudaca flag ziggers have arrived

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well it's just fair. After all, le evil North Korea is banned from sports as we-

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to tell you, but, how do I put this nicely, no one of us is going to see euro 2024. The year 2023 is going to be absolutely wild and most of us won't even make it to the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The year 2023 is going to be absolutely wild and most of us won't even make it to the end.
      GOD I wish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing ever happens, two more weeks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        by making LPR, DPR and Kherson Russian clay this weekend, an attack on them will be seen as a direct attack on Russia. This will trigger all kinds of protocols to ensure the existence of Russia. Apart from mobilisation, this will also mean the use of nuclear weapons to secure the safety and existence of Russia. The refererendum is a gamechanger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing of sorts will happen. Unfortunately.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but unironically, the referendum this weekend will be a major game changer. You can screencap this, after the referendum when they joined russia we will be on the verge of ww3. When the americans run out of ukrainians, they'll send in the polacks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Good. All my life I wanted to play in real life version of Metro and the more americans burn the better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Global war redistributing the cards for everybody? Finally my time to shine. They will see my leadership and political qualities, i will certainly end up taking control of the word and turn it into a paradise. Chud.jpeg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it depends anon. With all the weapons that are pumped into ukraine and end up on the black market, france might turn into marseille and lyon type gangs on a large scale.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good, you tatar c**ts should be playing in afc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you have a draft to join, Sergei?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    russia just nuke Kiev
    our country is in such a state that we are no longer bothered about Ukraine

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm out of the loop bros are the gloves still on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For the next couple of days, everything will continue the same way. Then, things will either stay the same or go full ronpaul.jpg, but there's no way to be sure. The occupied parts of Ukraine are going to vote on if they should become part of Russia. Most people won't vote because they're hiding in their homes to escape the bombs, but a pro-Russian result will be conveniently announced anyway. Then, when Ukraine attacks those regions to get them back, they will technically be invading Russia and that will let Russia go full apocalypse mode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you, uh, do *see* the issue with bombing a place until everyone you don't like has fled, then 'holding a vote' consisting entirely of those traitors and aggressor sympathisers you allowed to remain without genociding?
        Its hardly democracy in action and the word 'vote' can no longer be abused into describing Putins shameful fricking shams.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you, uh, do *see* the issue with bombing a place until everyone you don't like has fled
          Ukraine has been bombing "a place" long before russia, cope, seethe, dial 8 you fricking boot licker.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, nah, you're a moronic homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Now show who perpetrated those deaths, you wienersucker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ukraine has already attacked Crimea and Russia itself and Russia hasn't done shit about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At least not yet, They just activated 300,000 reservists for mobilization. Lets see how much of a meme that fighting force will be.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah we will definitely see, but I think for Ukraine it doesn't really change much in terms of strategy. They will just keep targeting Russian logistics. Mobilization won't be able to help Russia get air superiority or improve their logistical problems which is their main issue now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >adding 300k people to the front doesn't really change much in terms of strategy
            Are you fricking moronic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >adding more people to logistical bottleneck will improve it
            yeah they'll have a great time sitting around without supplies acting as target practice for the ukies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah they'll have a great time sitting around without supplies
            They'll be moved by people and vehicles, hence the increase of personnel.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >moron doesn't understand the basics of logistics
            shocker

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >dysgenic homosexual pretends he is a logistics expert
            go back to /k/ope, incel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            uh oh, he's getting upset
            not as upset as the vatniks will be when they never get to see their wives and children again HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >koper triggered after getting called an incel
            lol, lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The idea is that currently, trained soldiers are driving supply trucks. Reservists can do that instead, and then the soldiers can shoot some Nazi globohomosexual or whatever the frick Ukrainians are meant to be.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >placing unwilling conscripts in charge of quick and easy means of retreat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >retreat
            It really do be like that sometimes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            m8, you surround me in the bunkers of an abandoned and steelworks, being constantly shelled, with no food, supplies alongside a shitload of wounded - I'm probably gonna surrender too. As would you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >'Searches for the phrase “How to break your arm” and “How to avoid the draft” increased on Google and the Russian search engine Yandex on Wednesday, another stark indication of the lengths many were willing to go to in order to avoid the draft..'
            maybe less of a meme than Wagner Group emptying the prisons of thugs, thieves and murderers to sign up as cannon fodder, but not much. Kids unwilling to fight + families unwilling to see them conscripted + war solely for Putins ego, this is not going to end well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            in most countries I'd agree, but when have Russians ever shown any ability to stand up for themselves?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            people get antsy when there kids are being dragged off - we'll see, but in the age of internet, etc - I dont think even Putin can get away with conscription.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Z

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You might as well as be banned from the entirety of UEFA at this point

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    give the land back you c**t

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ikr who tf cares

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whatever just hurry up and nuke kiev already

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *gets drafted*

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We will invite you for Copa America

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      carlos you should be inviting us

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Putin promised a quick military special operation and that no mobilization of reserves will be needed
    >literally broke his promise now

    How will Russians react?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully by destroying ukraine so we can finally stop hearing about that corrupt shithole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GodEmperor Putin has always said this was part of the plan, globalist scum! Now just 2 more weeks!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By fully supporting the war, Also Putin will kill Soros and stop the Nazis!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >supporting the war
        kek, they already getting rid of this xD sending buryats were fair enough lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is clearly false propaganda by the Ukr*nian Nazis!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Russians are the most docile population on the planet, they will do whatever the frick they are told

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By catching typhoid and dying in childbirth just like they do already. It's sad news for all the kawaii regions like Tatarstan and Baskhortostan, but hopefully they can all be independent countries and be frens with the West to make Russia seethe even more.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ruski poster will die soon
    enjoy your mobilization

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