There was a time in my youth where I had every word of this committed to memory.


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There was a time in my youth where I had every word of this committed to memory.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still know the entirety of threw it on the ground and i think about it everytime somebody offers me a freebie

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comedy retards making music
    Actually digusting

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And you have forgotten as the prospect grows ever dimmer? Same, same. Well, I never liked the song, I meant my prospects

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw promised to myself I would sing this out loud if I ever got laid, as the prospect of that was so slim I thought I might as well when I get to that point
    >college ensues
    >start hanging out with a nerdy chick from class bc she talked to nobody else and I felt like I had a chance
    >2 months pass
    >fucked her in the dorms
    >lying down after
    >realise nothing has fundimentally changed
    >instantly in garbage mood
    She ended it after about a month because of my bpd ass behaviour.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too fell into the trap of believing pussy would jumpstart my soul back to life or some dumb shit like that because of the influx of lookism degenerates who obsess over fucking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That realisation is exactly what loss of virginity is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend all of college not getting laid
      >Every night alone in my bed even after parties with volleyball players hanging off me
      >Reach my 30s
      >Finally just hire a whore
      >I thank her
      >She leaves
      >Nothing in my life has changed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even after parties with volleyball players hanging off me
        Nope.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lying in the middle of a story about me not getting laid during a time where I should have had the easiest time getting laid
          I don't know what to tell you but the volleyball players next door came to our parties and they were very friendly when they were drunk. Yet I still couldn't make it happen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing in my life has changed
        Aside from the fact that you can no longer practice magic

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANDY SAMBERG AND THE OTHER GUYS

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was a time in my youth when I shared 'dick in a box' to family and friends on holidays. guaranteed laughs all around.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      american "comedy"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't be snob, anon.
        i'm also a big fan of pic related. have the entire series on blue ray and most of the books in premium hardcover. anything by p.g. wodehouse is highly recommended and wildly hilarious. start by reading 'carry on, jeeves' and then watch the series.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          its just not funny
          there is nothing funny about rudeness for the sheer reason of being rude
          especially while still trying to please the fcc and media executives

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rudeness
            lemme guess, orange man bad and i'm with her? look, anon, he hasn't tweeted anything... yet.
            try not to lose your shit when he finally does.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard that "ooo what you say" song playing at a gas station yesterday and immediately thought of Andy Samberg shooting everyone

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