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There was a time in my youth where I had every word of this committed to memory.
I still know the entirety of threw it on the ground and i think about it everytime somebody offers me a freebie
>comedy retards making music
Actually digusting
And you have forgotten as the prospect grows ever dimmer? Same, same. Well, I never liked the song, I meant my prospects
>tfw promised to myself I would sing this out loud if I ever got laid, as the prospect of that was so slim I thought I might as well when I get to that point
>college ensues
>start hanging out with a nerdy chick from class bc she talked to nobody else and I felt like I had a chance
>2 months pass
>fucked her in the dorms
>lying down after
>realise nothing has fundimentally changed
>instantly in garbage mood
She ended it after about a month because of my bpd ass behaviour.
I too fell into the trap of believing pussy would jumpstart my soul back to life or some dumb shit like that because of the influx of lookism degenerates who obsess over fucking.
That realisation is exactly what loss of virginity is.
>Spend all of college not getting laid
>Every night alone in my bed even after parties with volleyball players hanging off me
>Reach my 30s
>Finally just hire a whore
>I thank her
>She leaves
>Nothing in my life has changed
>even after parties with volleyball players hanging off me
Nope.
>Lying in the middle of a story about me not getting laid during a time where I should have had the easiest time getting laid
I don't know what to tell you but the volleyball players next door came to our parties and they were very friendly when they were drunk. Yet I still couldn't make it happen.
>Nothing in my life has changed
Aside from the fact that you can no longer practice magic
ANDY SAMBERG AND THE OTHER GUYS
there was a time in my youth when I shared 'dick in a box' to family and friends on holidays. guaranteed laughs all around.
american "comedy"
don't be snob, anon.
i'm also a big fan of pic related. have the entire series on blue ray and most of the books in premium hardcover. anything by p.g. wodehouse is highly recommended and wildly hilarious. start by reading 'carry on, jeeves' and then watch the series.
its just not funny
there is nothing funny about rudeness for the sheer reason of being rude
especially while still trying to please the fcc and media executives
>rudeness
lemme guess, orange man bad and i'm with her? look, anon, he hasn't tweeted anything... yet.
try not to lose your shit when he finally does.
I heard that "ooo what you say" song playing at a gas station yesterday and immediately thought of Andy Samberg shooting everyone