There is literally no reason for cars to be so big

There is literally no reason for cars to be so big

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  1. 10 months ago
    Greased Geese

    damn thats so crazy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a NEET?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not sidecow
      one fricking job you goose

      • 10 months ago
        Greased Geese
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's clearly a pontiYAK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's clearly a pontiYAK

        this guy fricks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      .

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that’s one beautiful cow man

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sage and hide

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      https://i.imgur.com/NDWXZdg.jpg

      There is literally no reason for cars to be so big

      It'll only get worse. Take the motorcyclepill

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Safety.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Safety is dumb as frick and makes cars needlessly expensive

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So get a motorcycle. They're fun as.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          fun as what? guy literally posted a goose and I hate birds

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You take that back immediately. Birds are delicious.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick you buddy i'll shit on your car

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only subhuman parasites hate birds.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Classic poorgay cope

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If safety mattered no one would buy classics for millions. Safety has no real value to any car enthusiast.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Richgays who buy classics for millions have modern safety cars for daily driving. Why would they care about safety when most treat their classic cars as museum pieces.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            These things look like they were welded by someone who makes steel fences for a living.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit. Fence welders mog anything Ferrari put out in the 50s-60s.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf are you talking about where is there welding???

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            they buy those classics for the same reason they buy art. as a way to store cash

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nor does driving pleasure because they never actually drive these multi-million cars.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          considering most people have no more than 1000 in savings i guarantee those people with the big new cars are still barely hanging on for life. but hey im glad your willing to throw money away to make people you dont know think youre rich.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What you're saying is, we should wreck their car so they get a fat insurance check, right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not safety it’s ~~*litigation*~~

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Without gov intervention we'd have smaller and better looking cars. Maybe even cars I'd consider owning in 20 years when they're cheap.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Safety is dumb as frick and makes cars needlessly expensive
        Man, not valuing your life sounds like a personal problem.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Locked

        Safety should be an option, not mandatory. Just like wearing seatbelts

        It is, get a motorcycle

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It is, get a motorcycle
          just get wet in the rain dude

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wear my rain gear
            >I don't get wet
            what gives bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "safety"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ((safety))

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      safety is when everyone is so fricking terrified of being turned into a steel-human sandwich that they drive carefully and predictably.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, not met a lot of people I suppose. You can not make me afraid to drive. From drunk drivers to women I am not afraid. Doesn't even register for me the fact that some people are afraid is a foreign concept that takes effort to understand. I still don't understand it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~**~~

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cars get bigger, yet you get less room for shit to put in it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's because people have way too much junk these days

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i hate this.
        >cars twice the size
        >has half the capcity
        why did you kill station wagons, DA. you dont deserve the blame but im putting it on you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Safety should be an option, not mandatory. Just like wearing seatbelts

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thisthisthisthisthis
        Imagine how fun yet also efficient an 1800lb 2 door hatch with an opposed twin rr with contemporary engine tech, and torque vectoring front wheel electric drive would be.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      /o/tists will seethe but this is a valid concern for the vast majority of people
      However, I think there was a sweet spot for safety vs hugeness reached somewhere in the early 00s and now we've blown past it and added silly things like pedestrian safety standards and standards for active safety features
      I also think there should be more variation in standards between car classes, so small cheap cars and sports cars don't go extinct

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My car, which is made of stamped sheet metal and mostly plastic is totally safe versus the 40 tonne delivery driver who has fallen asleep at the wheel due to overworking which is about to T-bone your entire car like a crumpled coke can

      Yeah I'm sure your car is safe, moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they wanted safety, there would be a bug frick-off spike on the steering wheel. the knowledge that a fender-bender equals death would at minimum eliminate tailgaters.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >Health Insurance cost
      But yeah, basically the same thing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      safety would be requiring a more rigorous driver's license for pickup trucks and SUVs

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's crash. I'll drive the new mini, you drive the old one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay. You crash into a house, I'll crash into a wasp.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a fair comparison. Should've used the Mini Cooper S, which is the successor to the original Mini. The Countryman is substantially bigger.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the countryman is the biggest one im pretty sure. the regular cooper is still small. of course not as small but not like the countryman its a night and day difference.

      I swear, if one more homosexual does this cringe fisheye lens false-size-difference shit again...

      Yes, the original is smaller, but frickoff with your photo, it's not THAT big of a difference.

      yeah honestly the minicooper is a terrible example and argues against his case.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of getting stuck in snow

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1973 Genesis 1:26-28

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smaller cars are just better to drive.
    That's why I ride a motorbike

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >climate alarmism death cult propaganda
    If you think what we're doing to the planet is bad, wait until you see what Christ does when he returns.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody help this guy find Facebook, he seems to be lost.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear, if one more homosexual does this cringe fisheye lens false-size-difference shit again...

    Yes, the original is smaller, but frickoff with your photo, it's not THAT big of a difference.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's them overlaid to scale.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >about 33% bigger
        >”it’s not THAT big of a difference.”

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The car in the OP is a Mini Countryman and it's a lot bigger than the Cooper. It's basically an SUV

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a restyled BMW X1

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same amount of interior room.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh you could fit the entirety of the old car inside of the new one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not a fisheye lens you fricking schizo MINI dicksucker moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mad about the mogging.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The scale of this seems weird. Biden seems way too big.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fisheye lens.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly if cars are too big nowadays and full of bs tech (I agree) motorbikes or custom clubman/lotus super seven are your only options.
    That's it.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new one is a better vehicle in every way and gets better miles per gallon with lower emissions due to egr and cats

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my motorbike gets 3 litre per hundred ks and much less emissions.
      I can also park it anywhere and lane split.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bought a 1985 honda acty 4wd 5 speed. how dumb am i?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...wait a second, thats literally the car i bought. it was first on google images

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        search in incognito, does it still come up first? no? cache

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        too much, but i could see it from nearly my front door. i dont think someone would sell a lemon within stones throwing reach, ya know?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk what you're trying to say, no. use numbers like a proper functioning human

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left probably has better fuel economy than right

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should look that up.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aww yes, another hecking REDDIT THREAD!!!!

    FRICK CARS, FRICK TRUCKS!!!!

    IF YOU DRIVE A TRUCK, IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEPEE AND YOU'RE COMPENSATING!!!!

    TRUCKS KILL PEOPLE!!! (EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY WITH YOUR TRUCK IT STILL KILLS PEOPLE)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IF YOU DRIVE A TRUCK, IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEPEE AND YOU'RE COMPENSATING!!!!
      this but unironically. if you don't use it for work you definitely have a small overcompensating clitty peepee

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TRUCKS KILL PEOPLE!!! (EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY WITH YOUR TRUCK IT STILL KILLS PEOPLE)
      GOOD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic. It's mostly manlet homosexuals like him that drive such trucks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        could you imagine a world with quiet cars, low impacts and lowered deaths

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5'6"
        what a gay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a stupid ass argument but he is 100% correct about the last statement, anyone with those rubber band ass tires has never seen an inch of offroad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TRUCKS KILL PEOPLE!!!
      >biggest help for climate change is not having children (only applies to white goys)
      >tfw trucks are the real climate heros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY WITH YOUR TRUCK IT STILL KILLS PEOPLE)
      Now take that philosophy and apply it to me. I've never even had a car accident
      I also very rarely drive sober. Usually 3 or 4 beers deep before I turn the key. Only because of lifestyle I don't think I'm better drunk or afraid to drive sober it's just how it is. I've driven far nor miles drunk than sober. Never had an accident. I'm 30 yo driving since I was 16

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes there are, but OP is too brainlet to understand this because you are too much focused on looks of the car and your brain is completely unable to even process other things. The reason why modern cars are so large size Its because of more safety design which includes body and frame, safety systems and driver assistance systems. Also emissions monitor and control systems. Also because of hybrid powertrain with big batteries and 2-3 electric.

    The car on left is filled with these safety things and emission control things. The car on the right has none of these except may be a seat belt.

    Go buy yourself the cheapest possible car 2013 or newer car you can find regardless to is good condition or broken car. Then disassemble that car to small parts and see with you own eyes on how there's barely any empty areas in the car behind the all the panels, fabrics, covers etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >car keeps an eye
      >the steering wheel
      >the gas
      >the brakes
      >the speed
      >the exterior condition
      >the lanes
      > the road signs
      >other cars
      >your children
      >you
      At this point, can't we just go to self-driving already?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      people shouldnt be forced to have all this shit just to drive. we don't force pedestrians to wear helmets or monitoring equipment so why the frick is a car magically forced to have it.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > single moms need big suv to protect their children because they frick around on their phones while driving
    > manufacturer delivers huge suv
    > everyone else now needs to upgrade to huge suv to survive impact from texting single moms
    > single moms now need even bigger suv to protect their children from impact with big suvs
    > repeat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this rate, a full blown AFV is needed just to not get squashed in a car accident.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Single moms can't afford new cars moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most single mothers are moronic and buy expensive cars on finance.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this rate, a full blown AFV is needed just to not get squashed in a car accident.

      I'm waiting for the 9000lb hummer ev to smash into a crowd. Not out of sadism but because I want the flood of "EV bad???" articles.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course there is.
    Have you seen the average American motorist?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overheating the planet
    But not cargo ships, airplanes or the billions of people in Asia shitting in rivers

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ur gonna need a bigger trugg

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > believing in the climate hoax

    How many booster shots did you get friendo?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >believing in the climate hoax hoax
      ~~*they're*~~ trying to get you to blow more money being wasteful, moron

    • 10 months ago
      Greased Geese

      climate change is real and we should confront it by bombing israel

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when was the last time there wasn't some scare tactic going on for the sole purpose of artificially inflating prices, sales and taxes because CONSUME NOW BEFORE THE PARTYS OVER

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CLIMATE CHANGE DEFINITELY MATTERS TO LOW POPULATED DEVELOPED COUNTRIES WITH FUNCTIONAL INFRASTRUCTURE
    Friendly reminder that if your climate strategy doesn’t include mass sterilizing poor countries, you are a stupid piece of garbage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder you're moronic
      https://ourworldindata.org/contributed-most-global-co2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >many of the large annual emitters today – such as India and Brazil – are not large contributors in a historical context
        >in a historical context
        Well I guess they should be allowed to emitt as much as they want then. It's not like they tell us it will be the end of the world if we don't stop or anything... That some sense of "equality" should of course be prioritized over stopping the Apocalypse...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          As I said: you're moronic.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOOO JUST THE WESTERN WORLD SHOULD BE IMPACTED THE 3RD WORLD (INCLUDING CHINA) NEED TO BE FREE TO POLUTE AND BREED FREELY. THINK OF THE HECKING POORIRINOS
            kys, israelite.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >le climate equity
            shut up you moronic homosexual

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUT ANON BIGGER CARS ARE SAFER
    HOW DO YOU EXPEXT ME TO TEXT STACY WITH TYRONES SON IN BACK CRYING WHILE IM IN FEAR OF AN ACCIDENT THATLL HARM ME

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1973 cars were trash. I was alive then. The only things built decently were trucks.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the weak shall fear the stronk

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trucks are great, so much room for carrying stuff
      >Spare wheel under it like some 80's budget ecobox
      Yikes

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