>The whole surface of the body was deeply covered with fat.

>The whole surface of the body was deeply covered with fat. Over the sternum, which generally the bone is very superifical, the fat was upwards of an inch deep, and an inch and a half to two inches on the abdomen. There was scarcely a hair on the body, and that on the head was fine and silky. The whole genital system (very small) seemed to exhibit a physical cause for the absence of sexual desire, and the chastity which had been stated to characterize the deceased during his stay at St Helena. The skin was noticed to be very white and delicate, as were the hands and arms. Indeed the whole body was slender and effeminate.

tl;dr - Napoleon's downfall was due to a fricked up pituitary gland. Reminder that no matter how 'great' you are, you are only ever a millileter of abnormal hormone secretion away from total ruin.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >believing the anglo autopsy

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The whole surface of the body was deeply covered with fat
    >the whole body was slender

    So which of the two?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's called being skinnyfat, literally the average 4chud physique

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still had three children. He wasn't always a fat shit. He was quite physically fit before he exile to St Helena in 1815.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The whole genital system (very small)

    anglo lies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a fact. His whole physiology went down the toilet due to his pituitary giving out.

      Plus he was simply a tiny wienered manlet to begin with.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The coroner cut it off, you know. It's now in some guy's private collection. I believe it was officially measured at 1.5 inches. Couple that with Josephine implying he had a small wiener and...

        >britcucks are OBSESSED with a dead guy's flaccid and lifeless penis
        The absolute state of these gays

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The French physicians proved it too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the manlet thing, however is a myth

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was 5’6.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The coroner cut it off, you know. It's now in some guy's private collection. I believe it was officially measured at 1.5 inches. Couple that with Josephine implying he had a small wiener and...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he was a grower not a shower

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds consistent with most descriptions of him. he grew plump after becoming consul.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Napoleon's downfall was due to his moronation in diplomacy

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Conquered Europe twice
    >Lol but he was fat and had a small dick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was compensating for something, sweaty.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was compensating for something, sweaty.

      This is now the type of world we are living, we're regressing to the most primitive mentalities. Just look at the chad/stacy memes.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chastity

    He lusted after pole pussy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do too

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    now if only those hispanics had sent some infiltrating boats to whisk him away to greater adventure in LatAm...VVGGHHHHHH......

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a millileter of abnormal hormone secretion away from total ruin
    ok so which hormonal secretion did he produce before this, to become the single greatest primate to had ever existed? unironically

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chastity
    A weird word to not say he fricked the governor's teenage daughter

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