>The whole surface of the body was deeply covered with fat. Over the sternum, which generally the bone is very superifical, the fat was upwards of an inch deep, and an inch and a half to two inches on the abdomen. There was scarcely a hair on the body, and that on the head was fine and silky. The whole genital system (very small) seemed to exhibit a physical cause for the absence of sexual desire, and the chastity which had been stated to characterize the deceased during his stay at St Helena. The skin was noticed to be very white and delicate, as were the hands and arms. Indeed the whole body was slender and effeminate.
tl;dr - Napoleon's downfall was due to a fucked up pituitary gland. Reminder that no matter how 'great' you are, you are only ever a millileter of abnormal hormone secretion away from total ruin.
>believing the anglo autopsy
>The whole surface of the body was deeply covered with fat
>the whole body was slender
So which of the two?
it's called being skinnyfat, literally the average 4chud physique
Still had three children. He wasn't always a fat shit. He was quite physically fit before he exile to St Helena in 1815.
>The whole genital system (very small)
It was a fact. His whole physiology went down the toilet due to his pituitary giving out.
Plus he was simply a tiny cocked manlet to begin with.
>britcucks are OBSESSED with a dead guy's flaccid and lifeless penis
The absolute state of these fags
The French physicians proved it too
the manlet thing, however is a myth
He was 5’6.
The coroner cut it off, you know. It's now in some guy's private collection. I believe it was officially measured at 1.5 inches. Couple that with Josephine implying he had a small cock and...
Maybe he was a grower not a shower
sounds consistent with most descriptions of him. he grew plump after becoming consul.
Napoleon's downfall was due to his retardation in diplomacy
>Conquered Europe twice
>Lol but he was fat and had a small dick
He was compensating for something, sweaty.
This is now the type of world we are living, we're regressing to the most primitive mentalities. Just look at the chad/stacy memes.
He lusted after pole pussy
I do too
now if only those spics had sent some infiltrating boats to whisk him away to greater adventure in LatAm...VVGGHHHHHH......
>a millileter of abnormal hormone secretion away from total ruin
ok so which hormonal secretion did he produce before this, to become the single greatest primate to had ever existed? unironically
A weird word to not say he fucked the governor's teenage daughter