The true awakening is realising santa is 100% real and not metaphorically speaking.

The true awakening is realising santa is 100% real and not metaphorically speaking.
We got tricked into our parents covering up that santa is real, im going to make some cookies for him and leave out milk too, I BELIEVE! this is some hobgoblin fairy shit yo.
Even if he doesn’t eat it, even if he doesn’t leave a letter, ill keep doing it in hopes he does one day!

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Santa is one of the Fair Folk, this explains why he is capricious and does not give gifts to everyone, but only to those whom he chooses.

    He's literally always described as an "elf" in all the songs and folklore, he's clearly one of the Good Neighbors. He even comes from up north, close to Iceland, and Iceland is lousy with the fairies.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Santa creates clones of parents to flood toy aisles on christmas nights and runs mall Santa schools to get the fittest. Big fucking thief since he always stole from my parent's bank accounts... ~~*elfs*~~

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey is santa still doing the gluten free thing or was that a fabrication by my gluten free obsessed mother?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Santa cause was real, he’s dead now so the proper thing would be to say his ghost comes to give gifts, so aka Christmas present from Scrooge

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Santa is based of satan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who let the christisraelite in here?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Santa lore? Well i think hes a self explanatory guy.

    Logistically speaking, also toy wise. Id love to see more santa lore. I kinda had not great christmas spirit.

    Like the fucking grinch, also i aint even trying to side with him, hes just kinda like this reoccuring presence in winter themes

    Goes to show how humanity put really strong ideas of sharing, even with the coldest of men, in the coldest of times

    I think we start to stress share, give willingly, just flex on people in the winter.

    Sweet seeing these winter heroes and their rigid resolution.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lore of Santa Claus is we merged the holiday Sinterklaas aka saint nicks holiday where the gift giving comes from and Christ mass together so we could celebrate giving gifts to each other while also celebrating Jesus birthday cause birthday’s have presents.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Grandma used to have sex with Santa.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Santa = Satan
    Satan = Saturn
    Christmas = Saturnalia

    simple, merely simple

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Father Christmas > Santa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chill, they're both Odin.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Santa = Saturn = Satan

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