The smell of my own anus juices help me trade

When I'm stressed and have a lot of shorts open, I rub my fingers in my BH and smell it. It calms me. This is financial advice. To those who know, I salute you. To those who don't, I suggest you not knock it before you've rocked it.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok who's got the scratch and sniff in public with landwhale webm? That couple knew and must be quite wealthy to have such refined taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can only dream of one day being so audacious as to openly smell the butt sauce of my partner in public. I've done it privately on my occasions. This is financial advice.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i did it for a while but became dependent. i had to learn how to trade profitably without the need of rubbing my fingers in my BH and smelling it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have the opposite of deja vu, somehow never having seen the hilarious initials BH. I want to use it all the time now.
      Oh fuck this is it boys:
      >Biglari Holdings, Inc. $BH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Its major subsidiaries include Steak 'n Shake, Maxim magazine, First Guard Insurance, and Western Sizzlin'.

        hmmm... quite diverse portfolio they have at BH

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if you invented some sort of device that will let you to inhale the fumes from your own ass without getting your hands sticky?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cursed thread

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most fragrant dopamine rush is the oil between ur BH and BS after a lukewarm day of work. Always wash hands after so ur wife don’t catch you NFA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      During last bull while I was losing money I was in such a fervor and trance smelling my own shit gas that I'm sure she saw me. I don't care. I rarely wash my hands after this because usually I enter a trance state and forget what's happening.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do that too, i also like to rub my nipple while doing it. My gf caught me rubbing my BH while on the computer and didnt say anything. She now rubs my BH while we have sex, I love her!

        >Western Sizzlin'
        Indeed

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf i just tried this and i.almost.tjrew.ip

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      U must expel fecal matter first and then enjoy the discharge later. It always starts with a clean BH first you noob

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont clean my nurtjole

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to rip out my asshair by the fistfull

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Careful, doesn't it grow back thicker if you do that?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do that too, i also like to rub my nipple while doing it. My gf caught me rubbing my BH while on the computer and didnt say anything. She now rubs my BH while we have sex, I love her!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered why trading came so naturally to me

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huffing my own shit gas is how I made it unironically

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is this thread still up?
    this board is fucking cancer
    do your fucking job jannies

    this isn't even a shitpost but a SHIT POST

    i hate pajeets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Op is financial advice

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