the only person that will ever love him is his mother

the only person that will ever love him is his mother

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complains about run-on sentences
    >in a run-on sentence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hypocritical humor is le funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jonathan Blowjob lacks self awareness and also suffers from a god complex.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's neodumb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im pretty sure it isnt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >neo-smart

      He's being demonstrably facetious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder if hes doing it ironically, has no self awareness or is doing it to get views ive seen him ranting about stupid shit he does himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please elaborate an esl.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jonathan Blow(s dick)

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't use Twitter, but fuck people who never use capital letters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u mad lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        u brown

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kill yourself tranny. only phoneposters use capital letters

        i haven't used an uppercase letter in years. i never cap.

        capital letters are fucking retarded. they offer 0 information that isn't immediately clear via context.

        Wow! You guys are so unique and smart!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kill yourself tranny. only phoneposters use capital letters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Capitals and no punctuation is what phoneposters do. No capitals, even in "I" and proper names, is only done by mentally ill leftist trannies. When I noticed that it was a revelation similar to "first seeing" the numale soiface.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wrong. autocorrect, dumbass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i haven't used an uppercase letter in years. i never cap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      capital letters are fucking retarded. they offer 0 information that isn't immediately clear via context.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Twitter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Discord trannies, unironically.

      Probably something about their fetish to be an underage girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.phoneposting tourist
      go back

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being named Blow

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >183 likes

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there's anything worse than Jonathan Blow, it's people who decide to share his brain droppings.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's based, OP is cringe

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is this dude
    also what is he trying to say, can someone explain?
    I'm retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He expresses his disdain for the awful trend of writing incorrect English as a way of coming off as smart. In reality it makes one look like an idiot. I noticed this style of writing on social media is common in women, gays and teenagers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have an iq of 137 i don't need to self validate by writing 'correctly' like midwits do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >writing incorrect English as a way of coming off as smart
        who the fuck thinks that writing incorrect English is smart, I thought they do because they're phonefagging

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    English has fallen U _ U
    Billions must pay

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he's wrong about most things but I love him anyway

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >posing as neosmart
    No it's literally braindead zoomers, and they are not pretending to be black, they are pretending to be naggers.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We decent people knew this has been going on for literal decades...

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this guy waste years of his life coding a 3d engine that made people sick.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I will pay dollars
    Bro just make a quick browser extension? It's free and you can do it yourself???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when people say time is money they also mean the opposite, some people dont want to spend time programming because they can pay another person to do it, its the same reason why people hire maids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every time is money but not every money is a time

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s correct and you’re a retarded zoomer.
    Some years back some dumb fuck got the idea that the easiest way to win an Internet argument, or at least look like you’re winning, is to signal that you don’t give a shit. It’s just some stuff on the Internet, after all. So all of your braindead peers started trying to do just that, creating a culture of writing in all lowercase, sometimes with random capitalizations à la dril, to show that the author absolutely doesn’t care about anything and is definitely not a Nerd. Best throw in some nagger lingo for good measure, because black folx are really Cool.
    It’s status signaling all the way down. Any ‘person’ using this style of writing should get banned on sight from any self-respecting website.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    capital letters are reduntant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOWERCASEISREDUNDANTANDSOARESPACESSTARTWITHTHEGREEKS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like him

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about your mommy issues

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think he's gonna cry again when soulja boy plays the braid anniversary edition?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who.
    >Going on Twitter. Ever.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your take is dumb if you dont know how to use commas properly
    pseud intellect take

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm with him. Ever since I got on social media my grammar got somewhat fucked up, it's like it subconsciously crawls into your brain.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems nicer easier to write run-on sentences, when all the sentences build upon each others point, as opposed to, autistically & tediously, restating things in every new sentence, just so they can stand on their own, which is unimportant.

    Im not a native english speaker and i was always bad at grammar in both English and my own language. Can someone give me an example of how you would write his tweet as a non run-on sentence?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is a difference between writing in that style because you're dim or uneducated and unable to formulate your thoughts in a clearer way
    vs using it deliberately to give your tweets a certain voice and energy which is otherwise hard to bring across in text
    the difference is immediately obvious and nobody would confuse the two
    you just need to know the rules well so that you know when and how to break them

    blow's aversion to it does not give him an air of superiority but instead strongly suggests an unwillingness or inability to adapt to changing cultural norms around him

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is nothing more annoying than people who capitalize on the internet

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do love him.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    adding a regex filter for XXXXXX++++ premium would be pretty simple right?>

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never gotten a good grasp of what a run-on sentence actually is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's when you combine two sentences without a full stop, semicolon or proper joining word(?) like 'and', 'but', 'because', etc.
      Eg:
      OP is a homosexual he is sucking dicks.
      OP is a homosexual, he is sucking dicks.

      Correct:
      OP is a homosexual, because he is sucking dicks
      OP is a homosexual, so he is sucking dicks.
      OP is a homosexual; he is sucking dicks.

      I'm ESL btw.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will make a reddit-speak filter. Something like this
    >Sweetie
    >Let's unpack this
    >this, so much this
    >I can't even
    >My guy, my dude
    >X but he Y
    >maybe, just maybe

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care who that guy is.
    Not being able to use punctuation and capital letters makes you a subhuman, and I do agree with it. When I see someone who can't even write correctly, they opinion never it worth reading.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    filterfags are narcissistic pussies you'll never be able to change my mind about that.
    Like yes i acknowledge some posts are annoying / baity, and actually can make you literally feel bad / annoyed just by reading them, but to that i say fucking man up and grow some chest hair. Its healthy for you to feel a little anger sometimes and have to manage / deal with it by ignoring it.
    Its healthy for you to learn not to engage with retards and keep yourself composed enough to just leave an argument once it starts to get baity, or even better never engage in it.

    Not to mention you can never be sure that certain words actually indicate something is a bad post. You could be missing otherwise good posts but you are too afraid of feeling a little annoyed to do that. Either that or you just like feeding your narcissistic ego by pretending people who use certain words are "beneath" you and so therefor dont deserve to be shown to you, like anybody gives a fuck about you. In reality it looks like picrel.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean run on sentences don't actually exist, it's the linguistic equivalent of some fag telling you that your function/program has too many lines of code. If it works, it works, and in that same way, if the sentence can be understood, it's good enough.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >writing correct English is now some kind of despised counter-culture move
    Greentexts are the only place where incorrect capitalization and punctuation is valid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >writing correct English is now some kind of despised counter-culture move
      no, believing that you cannot state a valid point unless its written in correct English, is a despised counter culture move.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never read an intelligent comment that started with a lowercase letter and ended without punctuation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i dont believe that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Greentext is a novel grammatical mood that originates from internet English dialect. It's valid in it's own context.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jblow seems like the type of guy who shouldn't use social media for his own sake

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jonathan Blow is what you get when a talented programmer fails with women all his life

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he referring to that weird way people talk on social media? I couldnt describe it but back when I nosed around them (I didnt last long) I noticed it right away, just this unnatural writing style I had never seen elsewhere and yet it boiled my piss instantly. I thought it was just a zoomer thing but a bunch of the perpetual teenage millennials do it too.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    armchair sociologists on LULZ are hilarious

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who (literally) ? Literally who? WHO?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frfr. niggas be mad about the most mundane shit. we tryna do some mf programming here, not write some shakespearean snoozefest.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a weird one.
    Whenever I try to install a new model, since a while back, my computer hard-crashes towards the end of the process.

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