This. Buying nearly anything else as a DD is compensation for some insecurity.
Does not apply to wealthy people, there are good german cars if you have the money. Also does not apply to people who have a legitimate need for a truck, and does not apply to people's hobbyist toys (track cars and motorbikes).
Yeah, that's something to be happy about. I'm not going to settle for something I really don't like. Isn't this an auto enthusiast board? Don't you want to drive a car that puts a smile on your face?
it's because I ate all the leftover halloween candy, that was the worst shit I've had in months and I felt the need to show it off. normally I get 1-2 beautiful logs that only require toilet paper to confirm that the toilet paper wasn't actually necessary.
have you ever experienced the fabled ghost shit? >log plops into water >look down and there is somehow nothing there >wipe and the tp is absolutely spotless
my shits are regular healthy ones from home cooked meals and hardly ever eating out but ive only ever had it happen to me once or twice
>suspension makes it better for rally than the Civic
elaborate, until the current gen the corolla had a shitty beam axle in the rear while civics have always had IRS, and they've both been front mcstruts for years
official car of 'i don't want to deal with and are afraid of mechanical issues because im a rational thinking hermit on a normal salary that wishes to have a sustainable method of conducting motor vehicle movement'
The funny thing is driving your shitbox to the wage cage isn't "motorsports" no matter how scared you get on the highway and you're a homosexual LARPer.
it's because I ate all the leftover halloween candy, that was the worst shit I've had in months and I felt the need to show it off. normally I get 1-2 beautiful logs that only require toilet paper to confirm that the toilet paper wasn't actually necessary.
I like DA a lot because everyone here is so out of touch when they try to talk Street or wise or tough they all seem like kids that coupled with constant arguments about engines and cars they've never driven makes this board the best comedy board
I literally don't own a vehicle, am NEET who borrows my mom's cuckover when I need to go somewhere. still troll and shitpost here more than anywhere else.
im a neet hermit and i can count the number of times I've driven on two hands. and it always has me in a cold sweat.
the real exploration and fast shit is virtual now anyway.
>and it always has me in a cold sweat.
pathetic. I love to abuse my mom's car. v6 power I rape shitboxes on the highway all day and mommy fills the tank for me when I'm done. get rekt kid
1 year ago
Anonymous
im older than you
driving a car is just unnatural
i dont understand how people take it for granted at all
1 year ago
Anonymous
it's the industrial age equivalent of riding a horse. instead of becoming one with the beast you become one with the machine (in my case a 2016 dodge journey with v6 and AWD). low test losers wouldn't understand.
1 year ago
Anonymous
but it isnt because on a horse you can actually see the surroundings. a car is trapped and you cant see out of it at all. i often drive with my eyes closed and it makes no difference
1 year ago
Anonymous
you're just butthurt your mom didn't get the backup camera like mine. sorry, we can't all be based.
the official car of:
>looks down at the ground while he walks
Oh shit. the majority of this board is under 21 isnt it
This. Buying nearly anything else as a DD is compensation for some insecurity.
Does not apply to wealthy people, there are good german cars if you have the money. Also does not apply to people who have a legitimate need for a truck, and does not apply to people's hobbyist toys (track cars and motorbikes).
>the official car of “allergic to pussy”
women don't care about cars
exceptions, rural women with daddy issues like the truck, and urban women with daddy issues like new BMWs/mercs
Assmad corollcells lmao
>heh it's only a matter of time until I finally have sex now that I bought a challie
do schools still use these things? havent seen one in ages
I mean rape counts as sex so a chally wally is a guarantee
I don't even own a Corolla dumbass, if you're a literal 10/10, woman will not a give af about what you drive
Speak for yourself, you actually think they care
I have to drive to get places, so I want to drive something I'm excited to see every day
>OH MY GOD A SHELBY MUSTANG I CAN'T WAIT TO DRIVE 85MPH ON THE HIGHWAY UNTIL I HIT A TRAFFIC JAM
Yeah, that's something to be happy about. I'm not going to settle for something I really don't like. Isn't this an auto enthusiast board? Don't you want to drive a car that puts a smile on your face?
I count myself lucky to have a manual car at all at this point who cares if it's a corolla
Massive cope
Uh yeah it is. That's the point of the post
>not using the corolla as the parts transport car
have you ever experienced the fabled ghost shit?
>log plops into water
>look down and there is somehow nothing there
>wipe and the tp is absolutely spotless
my shits are regular healthy ones from home cooked meals and hardly ever eating out but ive only ever had it happen to me once or twice
>suspension makes it better for rally than the Civic
elaborate, until the current gen the corolla had a shitty beam axle in the rear while civics have always had IRS, and they've both been front mcstruts for years
Official car of "did you find everything you needed today"
official car of 'i don't want to deal with and are afraid of mechanical issues because im a rational thinking hermit on a normal salary that wishes to have a sustainable method of conducting motor vehicle movement'
GET OFF OF DA YOU NORMIE FRICKING homosexual >>>/n/ IS THAT WAY
The funny thing is I participate in motor sports more than you do but you call me a normie. Ok underaged.
The funny thing is driving your shitbox to the wage cage isn't "motorsports" no matter how scared you get on the highway and you're a homosexual LARPer.
Post hands
Post cope
Those aren't your hands
That's cute is that your boyfriend?post your real hands
That is an unhealthy looking turd. Man lives on a diet of beer and gas station food.
it's because I ate all the leftover halloween candy, that was the worst shit I've had in months and I felt the need to show it off. normally I get 1-2 beautiful logs that only require toilet paper to confirm that the toilet paper wasn't actually necessary.
The official truck of "Byeah" and "eyyy holmes"
I like DA a lot because everyone here is so out of touch when they try to talk Street or wise or tough they all seem like kids that coupled with constant arguments about engines and cars they've never driven makes this board the best comedy board
I literally don't own a vehicle, am NEET who borrows my mom's cuckover when I need to go somewhere. still troll and shitpost here more than anywhere else.
im a neet hermit and i can count the number of times I've driven on two hands. and it always has me in a cold sweat.
the real exploration and fast shit is virtual now anyway.
>and it always has me in a cold sweat.
pathetic. I love to abuse my mom's car. v6 power I rape shitboxes on the highway all day and mommy fills the tank for me when I'm done. get rekt kid
im older than you
driving a car is just unnatural
i dont understand how people take it for granted at all
it's the industrial age equivalent of riding a horse. instead of becoming one with the beast you become one with the machine (in my case a 2016 dodge journey with v6 and AWD). low test losers wouldn't understand.
but it isnt because on a horse you can actually see the surroundings. a car is trapped and you cant see out of it at all. i often drive with my eyes closed and it makes no difference
you're just butthurt your mom didn't get the backup camera like mine. sorry, we can't all be based.
Corollachads, WW@?
>2004 CE reporting in