>The official car of "I already have all the personality i need, thank you very much".

>The official car of "I already have all the personality i need, thank you very much".

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the official car of:
    >looks down at the ground while he walks

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit. the majority of this board is under 21 isnt it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This. Buying nearly anything else as a DD is compensation for some insecurity.
    Does not apply to wealthy people, there are good german cars if you have the money. Also does not apply to people who have a legitimate need for a truck, and does not apply to people's hobbyist toys (track cars and motorbikes).

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the official car of “allergic to pussy”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      women don't care about cars
      exceptions, rural women with daddy issues like the truck, and urban women with daddy issues like new BMWs/mercs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Speak for yourself, you actually think they care

        Assmad corollcells lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >heh it's only a matter of time until I finally have sex now that I bought a challie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            do schools still use these things? havent seen one in ages

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean rape counts as sex so a chally wally is a guarantee

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even own a Corolla dumbass, if you're a literal 10/10, woman will not a give af about what you drive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself, you actually think they care

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have to drive to get places, so I want to drive something I'm excited to see every day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >OH MY GOD A SHELBY MUSTANG I CAN'T WAIT TO DRIVE 85MPH ON THE HIGHWAY UNTIL I HIT A TRAFFIC JAM

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's something to be happy about. I'm not going to settle for something I really don't like. Isn't this an auto enthusiast board? Don't you want to drive a car that puts a smile on your face?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I count myself lucky to have a manual car at all at this point who cares if it's a corolla

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Massive cope

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Uh yeah it is. That's the point of the post

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not using the corolla as the parts transport car

      it's because I ate all the leftover halloween candy, that was the worst shit I've had in months and I felt the need to show it off. normally I get 1-2 beautiful logs that only require toilet paper to confirm that the toilet paper wasn't actually necessary.

      have you ever experienced the fabled ghost shit?
      >log plops into water
      >look down and there is somehow nothing there
      >wipe and the tp is absolutely spotless
      my shits are regular healthy ones from home cooked meals and hardly ever eating out but ive only ever had it happen to me once or twice

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >suspension makes it better for rally than the Civic
    elaborate, until the current gen the corolla had a shitty beam axle in the rear while civics have always had IRS, and they've both been front mcstruts for years

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Official car of "did you find everything you needed today"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    official car of 'i don't want to deal with and are afraid of mechanical issues because im a rational thinking hermit on a normal salary that wishes to have a sustainable method of conducting motor vehicle movement'

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GET OFF OF DA YOU NORMIE FRICKING homosexual >>>/n/ IS THAT WAY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is I participate in motor sports more than you do but you call me a normie. Ok underaged.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The funny thing is driving your shitbox to the wage cage isn't "motorsports" no matter how scared you get on the highway and you're a homosexual LARPer.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Post hands

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those aren't your hands

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's cute is that your boyfriend?post your real hands

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That is an unhealthy looking turd. Man lives on a diet of beer and gas station food.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's because I ate all the leftover halloween candy, that was the worst shit I've had in months and I felt the need to show it off. normally I get 1-2 beautiful logs that only require toilet paper to confirm that the toilet paper wasn't actually necessary.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The official truck of "Byeah" and "eyyy holmes"

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like DA a lot because everyone here is so out of touch when they try to talk Street or wise or tough they all seem like kids that coupled with constant arguments about engines and cars they've never driven makes this board the best comedy board

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I literally don't own a vehicle, am NEET who borrows my mom's cuckover when I need to go somewhere. still troll and shitpost here more than anywhere else.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        im a neet hermit and i can count the number of times I've driven on two hands. and it always has me in a cold sweat.
        the real exploration and fast shit is virtual now anyway.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >and it always has me in a cold sweat.
          pathetic. I love to abuse my mom's car. v6 power I rape shitboxes on the highway all day and mommy fills the tank for me when I'm done. get rekt kid

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            im older than you
            driving a car is just unnatural
            i dont understand how people take it for granted at all

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's the industrial age equivalent of riding a horse. instead of becoming one with the beast you become one with the machine (in my case a 2016 dodge journey with v6 and AWD). low test losers wouldn't understand.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            but it isnt because on a horse you can actually see the surroundings. a car is trapped and you cant see out of it at all. i often drive with my eyes closed and it makes no difference

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you're just butthurt your mom didn't get the backup camera like mine. sorry, we can't all be based.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Corollachads, WW@?
    >2004 CE reporting in

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