Hi folks, Alec Parsimonious here. I am currently on track to retire (around 2076) and wanted to share some helpful money saving tips I have picked up along my journey to early retirement. As a quick background, I live in McAllen, Texas and have a current net worth of $9,835.34. My hobbies include watching Netflix all day.
Stop using toilet paper
Toilet paper is a really big expense. The average American spends over $350/year wiping their butt. A great way to cut these costs to the bone is by using washable rags instead of toilet paper. I detailed the economics of using washable rags instead of toilet paper in a tweet the other day.
Good afternoon folks. Wanted to share with you why I stopped using toilet paper and decided to wipe with washable rags. One pack of 30 roll toilet paper costs $29.99 on avg. and a family of two uses 12 packs per year. If you cut this cost out this is worth over $65k in 30 years. pic.twitter.com/0t0ZeD1BGH
— Alec Parsimonious ($10,594.06) (@AlecSaves) July 22, 2021
Basically, if you use washable rags instead of toilet paper the future total value of the money you save is over $65,000.
You can take this even further by washing your rags in your neighbor’s birdbath when they are sleeping to save on water costs.
Water is a crazy “hidden” expense that a lot of people forget about. The average water utility bill for a family of four is $275/month. This equates to over $3,300 per year.
A great way to save money on water is to reuse your bathwater for dishes, cooking and all sorts of things. I detailed the economics of reusing bathwater on twitter today.
Hi folks Alec here. Wanted to share a helpful money saving tip. Did you know if you reuse bathwater you can save over $1,320/year. My family saves our bathwater and reuse it in everyday life including washing dishes and even cooking. This equates to over $238,845 in future value pic.twitter.com/wRp3Sk7Sdl
— Alec Parsimonious ($10,594.06) (@AlecSaves) July 23, 2021
If you reuse your bathwater the future value of your savings is over $235,000. Hot tip: gather sticks in your yard to start a fire to boil the water instead of using your stove. Avoiding the use of expensive electricity will further increase your savings.
Grocery saving tips
Eating food is a huge cost to the everyday American who is looking to retire early. I have spent countless hours awake at night trying to figure out ways to stop eating. Alas, I quickly realized that I would die of starvation if I stopped eating.
But no need to worry, I have found several ways to save money on groceries. Here are some of my favorite ways.
- Pick up rice with tweezers after a wedding. Savings: $5-7
- Rummage through garbage outside of high-end restaurants. Savings: $15-20
- Swallow your toothpaste after brushing your teeth (a lot of calories). Savings: $1-2
- Ask people if you can finish their plate at a restaurant. Savings: $10-15
- Skip entire meals and call it intermittent fasting. Savings: $15-20
Save money on higher education
If you have kids, then I am sure you are worried about higher education costs. College costs have soared and it doesn’t look like it will be slowing down anytime soon. But don’t worry, I have some great tips on how to avoid paying for college completely while still giving your kids a great education.
- Full ride scholarship: Anytime my kids get anything less than an A on their report card they are not allowed to shower for a month. This is a great incentive for them to get a full ride scholarship and not get called names at school.
- Tai Lopez’s YouTube channel: I don’t think I need to explain anything here.
- Standing outside of a college lecture hall and eavesdropping: Great way to get your kid an education while not paying a single dime.
Sneak into hotels for their complimentary breakfast
Hotels offer complimentary breakfast to the people who stay there. A great way to save money on breakfast costs is to sneak through the backdoor and act like you stayed the night. I like to wear my pajamas while doing this, so it looks like I just woke up. The cost savings on this is tremendous and their orange juice is really good!
Well, that’s it folks. Those are my hot money saving tips for the week. By using these techniques, I am now on track to retire early (2076) so I can sit on my couch and watch Netflix all day.
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