The Iliad

Lettuce be reality here; Paris is the best and most based character in the epic. He gets all the bitches, even goddesses want his dick. And yet he is a great warrior with an awesome set of armor. Pussy is better than anything else in life

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't LULZ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to break it to you, but Iliad is a book written by Homer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to break it to you, but Iliad is a book written by Homer

      Okay, are you one guy? I keep seeing these threads: Image of a TV show or movie, first reply this isn't tv, someone points out it's an adaptation of a book.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Great warrior
    >Completely bodied by Menelaus who is not considered that great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He killed Achilles, the greatest of all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He would be made a bitch if he fought Achilles face to face. Instead he shot an arrow at his weak point at the final lap of a chariot race where Achilles was winning. If Apollo hadn't told him anything he would be even more demoralized than he already was.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Instead he shot an arrow at his weak point at the final lap of a chariot race where Achilles was winning
          Huh? I'm not saying you are wrong as there is more than 1 version but the most common one is he was killed by Paris after killing Memnon at the gates of Troy and the other later addition I heard was he was killed by Paris while marrying Polyxena.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >used 1 and one
            I'm sorry its late fuck

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >even goddesses want his dick
    That's not Adonis.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He‘s also an elf.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think I would like Bloom in real life. I hate most of the characters he plays. I know that isn’t fair, but whatever

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. anti heroic modern male-thing

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Not Diomedes
    Paris was a fucking pussy who let Hector do all the work for him until later in the story when he got his ass beaten by Menelau. Even Helen admitted later in The Odyssey how retarded she was for chosing Paris over Menelau.
    Meanwhile Diomedes was fighting against Ares and Aphrodite, hurting them so bad that they went back to the Olympus to fucking cry to Zeus LMAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't have hurt Ares without Athena controlling his spear arm.
      >Diomedes fans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope more, Paris cuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot to take your HRT.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that paris was not only a coward and a weak fighter but also a poor speaker who got btfo by DIOMEDES superior rethoric
        >Archer, you who without your bow are nothing, slanderer and seducer, if you were to be tried in single combat fighting in full armor, your bow and your arrows would serve you in little stead. Vain is your boast in that you have scratched the sole of my foot. I care no more than if a girl or some silly boy had hit me. A worthless coward can inflict but a light wound; when I wound a man though I but graze his skin it is another matter, for my weapon will lay him low. His wife will tear her cheeks for grief and his children will be fatherless: there will he rot, reddening the earth with his blood, and vultures, not women, will gather round him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Diomedes calling Paris a coward when the night before he was killing people in their sleep then running away
          Diomedes is an always will be an over-rated nagger

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes was btfo'd by Horace
    Vainly shall you; in Venus' favour strong,
    Your tresses comb, and for your dames divide
    On peaceful lyre the several parts of song;
    Vainly in chamber hide

    From spears and Gnossian arrows, barb'd with fate,
    And battle's din, and Ajax in the chase
    Unconquer'd; those adulterous locks, though late,
    Shall gory dust deface.
    (ode 1.15)

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paris is just a good-looking twink who has an eye for appreciating beauty.

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