The human body is fragile and sucks at healing itself. 5 months and my body can't repair swollen veins aka hemorrhoids? So much for our body being capable of amazing things. It's garbage and modern medicine/surgery is a joke. You have a problem? Great, we'll cut it out and butcher you.
Starting to think medical field is a scam and they don't really know anything. Antibiotics are poison to your gut btw, never again.
Are you vaxed?
Nope, never. I did catch some viral infections last December resulting in lot of coughing, vomiting for a week and probably caught covid at least once in 2021.
Have you tried a hot epsom salt bath?
That shit doesn't work. Studies showed sitz baths help with pain but don't actually do anything besides that for hemorrhoids. Furthermore i got an anal fissure 2 weeks ago from antibiotic-induced diarrhea that i didn't need to take, incompetent doctors. I still ordered sitz bath and salts, Chinese company sent a used item with pieces of hair all over.
It's worked for me in the past.
How big was your roid? I have huge roids, 3 on the outside i think. 5 fucking months and now an anal fissure. Not sure if sitz salts are good for fissure but I'll try. I'm reading a bunch of articles to try and understand the specifics of what's going on with the veins and why our body can't heal.
surgery was the only fix for me, had em for years. it's pretty fucked down there now, and pooping is painful, but at least no bumps
Surgery is brutal but how are you still having pain years later? Think you got butchered.
Why does everyone on /misc/ have roids suddenly? Don't you drink 4L of water a day?
3L a day yh, doesn't do much really.
use waterwipes or simplywater or some equivalent butt wipe. any soap on the buttwipes makes my asshole bleed. do this for a month and it might help. that's all I wipe my ass with. water wipes.
t. lifelong hemorrhoid sufferer
it really was the soap! I bled and bled for years! remove the soap! even soaking my ass in a tub after using soapy wipes did not help. you must remove the soap!
I'm vaxxed and my hemmorhoids were healed in a month or two. Seethe harder antivaxxer
Get boosted, fucking nagger cattle.
Lol
>nazi flag
>injects israelite juice
Haha you're dumb.
Antivax stance has origins from other israelite companies that were trying to also get the patent, but keep falling for corporate propaganda you fucking retard
Holy shit you're dumb, it's definitely israelite juice. Lmao, imagine thinking covid wasn't a kike scam.
It's not israelite juice, pfizer is a proud german company
diabetes
No i don't think so. My body is weak due to a decade of poor diet and sedentary lifestyle but this year i eat well and my body can't heal itself. A swollen vein and my body can't heal it.
There it is. You're retarded.
You treat yourself like garbage and you become such.
Well i never learnt to cook, my mother encouraged me every day to eat junk. She didn't cook.
you are a fucking disgusting useless goy cattle nagger. You've eaten like shit for years and years, and you're surprised that eating healthy ( which i doubt you are, you cant even cook for fuck sake ) for a little while isn't making you at peak health? It's so fucking over for you.
>wah wah wha my mummy didn't teach me how to cook :~~*
you live in an age where every information you want is at your fingertips, what is your excuse for not learning online? Watch a video and try replicating it. Read about what foods are good treating your violated asshole etc. You are not a man, you complain like a woman and i hope you die a brutal ass blasted death
Truth.
Boiled chicken and veggies is mostly what i eat. Protein necessary for body to heal and veggies for obvious reasons.
>boiled
At least oven bake it ffs
A lifetime of poor diet isn't cured overnight.
5 months... still not going away. I wish i was goysloppilled 5 years ago.
>decades of poor choices
>expects everything to be magically solved in a few weeks
>lives in uk
FUCK YOU nagger
5 months actually.
If hemorrhoids won't heal it means either your diet still has a problem (too much straining, shits to large or dry) or your asshole is too tense all the time to heal
That is a common problem, you shit everyday, your asshole is traumatized from that for half the day, so like a wound that is constantly being damaged it can't heal
So if you diet is good and your shits are easy and soft at this point, try working on asshole relaxation methods
The most effective one is the sitz bath, i.e. just put your asshole in some warm water to relax it, especially after each shitting
Chakras nagger
Heal them
>spend years treating car badly
>change oil once
Wow why does it still work badly?
You're probably chronically constipated. Get some psyllium in you daily it makes a huge difference
I've suffered for lile 10 years now, just learn to live with it anon
Medicine is a gift. But doctors of modern ARE NOT HEALERS
They're more interested in treating symptoms rather then the cause.
use preparation H. You don't actually need to stick the applicator in your asshole though.
That doesn't work, tried 3 different ointments.
Look at Walmart for stuff called I think recticare. Has lidocaine in it.
Maybe also look for suppositories.
Lidocaine is for pain, doesn't actually cure roids
fasting will help you. fasting allows the body to clean itself out from the cellular level. it is a reset. the human body is miraculous - give it the time it needs to heal itself. youve be been eating terribly for years, you are literally made up of the garbage you used (and probably still do) to eat. dont eat for a week and see what happens. i guarantee you that your ass will feel better
Fasted for 2 days after i got my fissure. Didn't heal my fissure or hemorrhoids. Although i have heard people claim they cured their stage 3 internal hemorrhoids with a 7 day fast but mine are huge and externals so i guess it ain't helping.
Go to a pharmacy and ask for a creme containing natural antihelminthic/fungal/protozoic ingredients (wormwood, clove, black walnut, oregano and a myriad of other herbs) - preferably without pharma goo. Alternatively mix it yourself, make sure you aren't allergic to any of it. Apply it topically for a few minutes every day for half a week to a week. Make sure that it doesn't seep into open tissue, don't get it into your eyes or nose. You can follow the ordeal up with a proper parasite cleanse, though you should get your kidneys/liver checked and, depending on the condition of your body, get in touch with a hollistic clinic (they usually employ parasitologists).
Really don't think parasite cleanse will do anything and I've tried multiple ointments for hemorrhoids and none work. I have an anal fissure aswell so prob shouldn't be getting this stuff on it. I don't doubt i may haveparasites but not really relevant to swollen displaced veins.
Problem is i spend too long on the toilet. No matter how good my diet is, i spend an hour and last year a bit more when diet was bad. I don't think it's constipation as i go every day but perhaps a muscle/nerve issue or weakness. My poop doesn't come out all at once. At the start it will come out then i wait for a bit more and repeat. Also sometimes get incomplete evacuation but yh. Not sure what muscles to train or do. Probably because i did no exercise but sat all day for years eating junk, muscles/nerves weakened. Many years ago started spending 20 minutes, next year 30, 40, 50, 60 leading to where i am now. Back in january fastest i could get it was 15 minutes by using a stool softener lactulose. My poop is narrow, not bulky at all. I don't strain now, i breathe in and out and since I'm already sitting on the toilet so long, don't think sitz bath any good.
>but not really relevant to swollen displaced veins.
Think about what could be displacing your veins, beyond physical injury of some sort there is inflammation. What causes inflammation, and more importantly, no matter its cause, wouldn't it be beneficial to give your body the chance of tackling the issue by removing anything that could inhibit it's regenerative abilities?
Add.: I missed the part with the fissure. Yeah, that you'll want to get fixed. Needless to say a physical injury at this location is not going to heal by itself unless you can rest properly (which you most certainly cannot). And yes, you absolutely should not get any of the herbs I've mentioned or hinted at into open tissue.
The veins are already displaced, there's nothing actively holding them there. It's already fucked.
What exactly do you mean by the word 'displaced' then? Veins don't just fall out of place and remain there without an inflammatory obstruction/reaction or physical damage.
Hookworms literally hook into your intestines and colon…
Stop wiping your ass with toilet paper, that’s why you have hemorrhoids, use water.
>Starting to think medical field is a scam and they don't really know anything
50% of all adults over 40 get a least mild hemorrhoids. It can’t heal because it’s technically not damaged. Your body doesn’t see your bulbous anal veins as necessary to heal as they are still moving oxygen rich blood too and from your asshole.
Now if you get a blood clot in that Roid then yes your body will go into heal mode. Disperse the clot in due time and heal and ruptures caused by it as well.
But the actual vein itself does not register on your body’s radar as damage. It’s age/skin/muscle elasticity that causes the vein to become displaced by a simple equation: if elasticity>pressure and size of bowel movement then no displaced vein…if contrary is true and the pressure of a bowel movement overcomes the elasticity of your Anus then you will get a displaced vein(s) that is now permanent.
The same thing happens with weight lifters. They displace veins with heavy loads and it’s always permanent. I have a gnarly herniated vein on the bottom of my forearm.
this is the most realistic and scientific response.
no, they are not going to go away on their own, no matter how many creams or salves or peppers you take.
Even if they become thrombosed, capturing a blood clot, they just become more painful until (if) the clot dissolves. Even then the vein is still permanently displaced.
My surgery was not very successful considering how commonly irritated it gets down there, but after dealing with a thrombosed hemorrhoid I would prefer this alternative since there's no chance that can happen again.
I guess we are unfortunate in that case. However, a significant percentage of the population gets them and their body heals, so if their vein is permanently displaced, then how can they be cured without surgery? I believe internal and external have a little different mechanism and how it works. Externals never get better but internals up to grade 3 you can heal with 7 day fast, bioflavonoids etc. Even so, less painful procedures like banding and the latest embolization technique that is painless. Unlucky i have externals though.
whenever I hear about pregnant women temporarily getting them, or people who suffer from them due to poor diet, it's usually in the context of internal, which as you noted will occasionally heal on their own or are relatively easily dealt with via a banding operation.
Yep not entirely sure why externals form and why they can't be healed besides surgery.
Yep i looked into it and it seems vit c/zinc inhibits copper but the question is whether it has lasting effects. Could be copper deficiency caused weakness in the skin/joints/collagen but i can't remember whether i was taking it when the new year started, i don't think i was so fact that my roids appeared 7th january doesn't make sense if I wasn't taking vit c/zinc at the time. If you take vitc/zinc how long until your body returns to normal? Doesn't quite make sense.
Deficiency and it's effects happens over time. If you don't have the building materials needed (minerals, vitamins and enzymes all work together) for all the processes in the body, slowly problems are going to develop.
Our bodies are absolutely retarded if it cannot sense or register malformation/malfunctioning veins. The vein is not working as intended so our body should realize this and act accordingly. To be honest after getting anal fissure which is just a cut and it not healing in nearly 3 weeks tells me enough about our so called amazing bodies. They're a joke. Too much blood, swollen veins and that's apparently normal, makes no sense. Don't even get me started on people with chronic fissures that never heal withoit surgery or retear so easily.
Okay so the veins are displaced because vein elasticity is not strong enough to withhold the pressure and remain in place. Why is this permanent? Why is there no way to fix this without essentially surgeon cutting the vein? Completely ridiculous. It's such a huge flaw in humans. Flaw design, our bodies should repair any ailments associated with vein damage or even just skin elasticity issues. In this case why are you not able to somehow push veins back inside, increase skin elasticity with hydrolyzed collagen/vit c and have it return to normal? I've taken high dose supplements that allegedly strengthen vein wall strength etc. I don't have thrombosed but my 3 externals that are really big appeared same time which means there is weakness in the muscles, veins or elasticity.
I have hemorrhoids and am amazed it doesn’t cause sepsis or some blood bacteria disease. I’m really gonna try fasting.
Eat Cayenne and Lions Mane
>have roids
>eat chilli and fuck up your bowel movements even more
Nice troll but lets not.
Cayenne pepper cured my hemorrhoids twice, multiple years apart. A few grams a day for two weeks, and they were gone.
https://www.cayennepepper.info/cayenne-pepper-hemorrhoid-aid.html
>sucks at healing itself
The body has incredible ways of healing itself has been interfered with with poisonous food, medicine, environment and thoughts.
>displaced vein
>Doesn't even register it as needing to be healed
And
>small cut in/around anus
>refuses to heal it for weeks/months and sometimes never
Great stuff. Just face it, our body is garbage and the whole "our bodies are amazing at healing" is garbage peddled by hippies.
PEOPLE SKIPPED RIGHT OVER ME STOP WIPING ASS WITH TOILET PAPER USE WATER WORKS GUARANTEED SATISFACTION POOJI TESTED
Did not skip. I use water but that's not doing anything. The problem is a lot more complex than just tp.
That's good for general cleanliness, but has absolutely nothing to do with external roid formation. as noted earlier, it's pressure from constipation or sex that'll displace them
we're not wolverine from the X-Men. our bodies don't have the healing factor you are describing, they have a survival factor that will stop open blood flow and keep critical organs intact but everything non-essential will only get put back into 'working order' not fully fixed.
Still... fact our body is unable to work to fix such a thing is very depressing. Doomed to be butchered by a surgeon, how nice.
bump
>. 5 months and my body can't repair swollen veins aka hemorrhoids?
Copper deficiency you stupid nagger, probably deficient in other things too.
How is a mineral deficiency causing my veins to be displaced/bulge? Makes no sense and even still if i start taking copper my swollen veins aren't going to go back into place. I take d3/k2/vitc/zinc
>Copper. More than just a precious metal, copper is an essential nutrient that strengthens the skeletal system, stabilizes the immune system, and promotes circulation. A copper deficiency can make the veins less elastic, gradually weakening them and leaving them susceptible to swelling.
>I take d3/k2/vitc/zinc
They deplete/block copper.
You can fix 95% of all bodily issues with a heavy metal detox and a parasite cleanse. Stupid however you cannot fix, it's a concious decision.
I’d like to perforate your anus with a broom and have you detox your second asshole away.
In order words you are a seething, parasite-ridden glownagger who has wasted his life and health outsourcing his agency to glorified pharma salesmen. Good for you, be a useless meatsuit somewhere else.
Heavy metal detox is going to have many health benefits I'm sure but I'm almost certain it won't help with roids/Fissure. How would one do such a detox anyway?
Yep not surprised. Doctors are retarded and surgeons butcher people. I'm guessing your fissure didn't heal up which is surprising if you've had the surgery as it does have high success rate but incontinence risk. Hemorrhoid surgery same risk and hurts like a bitch.
>Heavy metal detox is going to have many health benefits I'm sure but I'm almost certain it won't help with roids/Fissure.
Heavy metals suppress you immune system, and they are accumulated by a myriad of parasites. They (consciously or not) use heavy metals to hide from your immune system, as it simply doesn't know what to do with them.
You'd detox with chelators (algae, zeolith and similar 'earths' and herbs such as wild garlic). It should go without saying but you should obviously look into it more diligently before you attempt any of it. You can do alot of harm if you rush things like this, that should be clear - dosage makes the poison and so on.
Last year i first had pilonidal operation followed by 2 months later anal fissure one. After the last op i had the most pain imaginable after a shit till the opiods kicked in. Now 8 months later im still having pains from a shit if i dont do it squating. Modern doctors are shit.
Food. Good natural meat. Is medicine. Also fast every now and then.
Did you start eating a healthier diet?
Did you start taking multi-vitamins?
Are you getting 30 minutes of cardio a day?
Are you going outside and getting natural vitamin D?
If not, you are the only one to blame.
Healthy diet? Started eating boiled chicken and veggies every day since my fissure appeared. Sun? Was taking vit d supplement before but i stand in the sun for a while to soak it up. Can't exercise due to anal fissure but i try to walk at home for a short while.
they understand a few things, but it would take a team of specialists to try and not fuck you up and then another team to unfuck their fuckups and then before you die, you'll realize it was your diet all along
Do kegel’s help with roids?
the body repairs itself easily if you stop poisoning it with toxic garbage like dead animal remains and other animal products, as well as certain other processed foods
after I went 100% plant-based 7 years ago my recovery and healing ability literally skyrocketed, both from injuries and from physical activity and exercise
I still vaguely remember how it was like before, I remember bleeding out of my ass after taking a shit because the feces were so hard they ripped my rectum, whereas now I can't even remember the last time I didn't have a perfect clean poop that didn't need any cleanup
and that was just one of myriad health problems I developed
the problem was never the body, the problem was people starting to make it part of their culture to eat unnatural foods that they only ever started eating because of moving far away from the natural human habitat
when you start eating what we've been eating for the past tens of millions of years all the problems go away
the very least you need is a large quantity of ripe fruit, your days should never start in any other way than first drinking a lot of water (2-3 liters over the first few hours awake), and then subsequently eating ripe fruit for the middle part of the day
only the last part of the day should ever have heavier meals, like protein-rich vegetable stews and/or salads and such
being pain-free and healthy feels much better than any of the addictive crap you've been eating feels, believe me
>after I went 100% plant-based 7 years ago my recovery and healing ability literally skyrocketed
Did you know that every plant in existence produces a copious amount of agents that specifically protect it against parasites, and that by consuming them you ingest these agents?
Ponder why it is that every animal but yourself and other humans you come into contact with is regularly treated against parasites.
You are absolute on point with your argumentation regarding chronic exposure to (environmental) poisons and immune suppression, now if you put all things together and read up the topic I drone on about, you'll see the bigger picture.
Add.: I forgot to add that synthethic 'medicine' has its purpose in treating emergencies (i.e. conditions that have progressed so far that immediate relief is necessary and unachieveable with natural remedies), though the point of living and caring for your body is to not get yourself into such a situation to begin with. Synthethics do not offer the broad spectrum of agents that natural remedies can provide, moreso natural remedies can be incorporated into your diet effortlessly and grown at home - unlike synthethics. Work on improving prophylaxis and you won't have to see a doctor unless you get yourself into an accident and suffer injuries.
Spoon feed us why germnagger
Well, what did you expect?
>>can't raid villages anymore
>>can't eat your enemies
>>can't raise your own animals to kill and eat
>>can't hunt animals
needs to leave house to survive
Current era may not be the worst of all time but it is definately top 3, easily!
Op, you have hemmarhoids because you sit on the toilet too long. Seriously, squat on the bowl when you have to shit. In three months they'll be gone
You're right i sit toilet toooooo long. 1 hour. But squatting doesn't do much, still spend too long. Weak muscles/body i think.
Fasting, semen retention, prayer
You will cure every disease
My trapezius has been strained for two months now.
Not using it at the gym makes it hurt worse but using it isn't speeding up the healing process.
Zinc oxide cream
Profit?
Every hemorrhoids cream has zinc oxide, doesn't do shit. Iodine might do something but applied topically, not sure what ingesting it would do.
Also put a drop of lugols iodine in a pint of water everyday, I would go into structured water aswell but that's long winded
Sudocrem. Buy it. Now.
hey buddy look up and buy a supplement called 'rutin' and take it daily or when you get a hemmeroid or feel one coming on only. thank me later by sharing the fix with anyone else you can share it as the person who told me told me to do. it works like a fucking miracle
>and sucks at healing itself.
It's funny most people don't know that the number 1 way to heal bar none not even close is sleep.
>just sleep 15 hours a day and your swollen veins will go away
Dunno about that.
I know about rutin and took it high dose back in april for a week or two, it did absolutely nothing. It may work for internals but not externals.
A thing that gave huge bump to my health was for some reason 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda + 2 teaspoons of MCT oil + Lions Mane extract before sleep. Literally lost my slight overweight too.
t. 38 old
gaping your ass with rubber dildos made in china has its downsides, homosexual. get fucked bong
I’d eat bran everyday.
I’d take high dose fisetin for two days
If that doesn’t work, maybe get on nattokinase, which dissolves blood clots. Can it cleave scar of fissure? Idk…
>The human body is fragile and sucks at healing itself. 5 months and my body can't repair swollen veins aka hemorrhoids?
Quit eating so much fiber right off the bat. Humans can't digest plant fiber and we are not supposed to take giant fiber shits sometimes multiple times per day. There is fiber in things like bread as well, not just fruits and veggies.
it's almost like humans are biological beings that are meant to die and decay as par of the eco-system or something
crazy
Literally just wash your ass crack properly. I had hemorrhoids when I was 12, and I got rid of it by making sure to remove all shit from my ass crack in the shower, and I've been good since then. No medications
Yup. I haven't used toilet paper or sat on a toilet bowl for like 8 years now. Never had any problems. Toilet habits of normies disgust me now.
Though one time after a non-related surgery and I couldn't get out of bed to poop and became constipated, so I just stuck a water floss up my ass and a humongous turd came out. Now perfectly fine.
Steroids and HGH... there is a reason why elite athletes can come back from injuries much quicker than normal humans. Steroids are fuckin magic
Steroids literally weaken your immune system.
You likely eat several meals a day and are addicted to carbs. Digestion actually is terrible for the human body. You need to fast 3-5 days for a process known as “autophagy” to begin. Keep fasting from there. It gets much easier. This is known as a Buchinger fast.
After a while, your body will improve drastically.
I'll give you the final answer on this matter.
All body diseases are inflammations, when we're young and in good health our immune system can take care of those like fire fighters.
When the fires are too many then your body will need to take a forced rest, so you get fever and nausea to limit food ingestion.
The byproduct of the immune system is mucus, mucus is used to wrap and expel pathogens, an excess in mucus always signify there's some inflammation going on.
Obesity / overweight is a constant inflammation.
Hemorroids are a sign you're eating irritating food / beverage, you should avoid that completely, not taking medicines or prolong the illness to the point you need surgery.
You can't go without chocolate, coffee, alcool, fried shit etc? You won't get rid of that particular disease, it will only get worse and spread all over.
There's plenty of info available online on irritating foods and beverages so you can look up for yourself.
Once you fuck your organs there's no going back, you won't suddenly die but the rest of your life will become utter shite.
> b but my life is shite alread-
Just imagine you can't no longer take a walk
So I should just consume anti inflammatory medication to cure everything?
No, you should avoid inflammation, i personally don't believe in medications unless they're really necessary such in the case of a grave or chronic disease.
Dietary habits + workout work for me most of the time.
You should stop stuffing your face with garbage (including unnecessary pharma goo). Learn some discipline or instant gratification will eventually get you killed.
but I don't eat slop
Pardon me, I thought your mind was addled by slop because you chose to reduce the argument of the toothpaste to a ridiculous statement. Turns out you are just being retarded.
>5 months and my body can't repair swollen veins aka hemorrhoids?
stop having gay sex for a while
You sit for way too long on the pooper. Wash your ass with water instead of wiping it with toilet paper. Don't eat spicy things for a month. Do all this, you'll see progress at the end of the first week.
You don't deserve your health you ingrate.
You're a weak fucking homosexual and your body is doing us all a favour, fuck off and die
it's so crazy how they do it, I saw a reddit post about it, they choke the hemorrhoid like a nagger to kill it then they cut it with scissors
Get off your ass, spend less time when you poop.
have you tried not putting things in your ass or eating goyslop so you have to strain to take shits? epsom salt bath, throw like 30 pounds per gallon so you feel like radioactive man when youre done. try eating more fiber so your stool is looser when you peepee poopoo