Ohtani, Jordan, and Brady would all dominate if they played soccer.
just because it is the most played doesn't mean he is the greatest athlete
I think a legitimate case could be made for Ohtani. It takes unbelievable focus, talent, and dedication to be either an elite hitter or pitcher in the modern MLB. And someh ow he is both. Most MLB pitchers grew up being the best hitter in their town or whatever, but somewhere along the line they focused on hitting, and when they get to the majors they are terrible hitters compared to the position players. Ohtani somehow is a fantastic hitter and (a lot of the time) pitcher. he's certainly a better hitter than a pitcher, but he's got great stats as a pitcher even still. To do both of those things at an elite level is simply unheard of
ronaldo played 35 CL ro16 games, scored in 17 games, 6 times in away games
ronaldo played 22 CL quarterfinal games, scored in 16 games, 7 times in away games
ronaldo played 19 CL semifinal games, scored in 8 games, 2 times in away games
_________________________
messi played 34 CL ro16 games, scored in 18 games, 6 times in away games
messi played 23 CL quarterfinal games, scored in 6 games, 2 times in away games
messi played 15 CL semifinal games, scored in 3 games, 1 time in away games
>I DID IT, I WON IT, I FINALLY WON IT, THE PRESTIGIOUS ADIDAS SPONSORED(MY SPONSOR) WORLD CUP HELD IN WINTER BY MY CLUB OWNERS , WHERE WE BROKE THE RECORD OF THE MOST AWARDED PENALTIES EVER! I HAD TO WIN POLAND, AUSTRALIA, MEXICO AND THE FOOTBALL JUGGERNAUT CROATIA(Yes that's actually all the teams he won, every other result was a draw or a loss. I'm being 100% serious here, look it up if you don't believe me) BUT AS MIGHTY AS THESE FOES WERE, I PERSEVERED! I'M NO PECHO FRIO, I'M THE GOAT >I WON! I WON! I'M THE GOAT!!!
0 G/A in CL 2009 final
Lost to Messi >0 G/A in CL 2016 final
Bailed by Ramos >0 G/A in CL 2018 final
Bailed by Bale >1 meaningless penalty in 2014 CL final
Bailed by Ramos, Bale and Di Maria
He was middling in the 2008 CL final and very good in 2017. So he performed in 1/6 CL finals.
Now for his national team. >0 G/A in EURO 2004 final
Lost to Greece >0 G/A in EURO 2016 final
Bailed by Eder >0 G/A in Nations League final
Bailed by Guedes
3 finals 0 G/A.
5 World Cups with 0 G+A and assists in knockout rounds. >2006: loses to France in semifinals, loses to Germany for the 3rd place - 0 goals, 0 assits in both matches >2010: loses to Spain in R16 - 0 goals, 0 assits >2014: ends up 3rd in the group with Germany, USA and Ghana - 0 goals, 0 assits against Germany, 0 goals against USA >2018: loses to Uruguay in R16 - 0 0 goals, 0 assits >2022: loses to 10 men Morocco in quaterfinals - 0 goals, 0 assits
Overall at World Cups: Ronaldo 8 goals in 5 tournents, Eusebio 9 goals in 1 tournament
Ronaldo: 10 G+A in 5 WCs, Messi 10 G+A in 2022
>UCL
2022/23 vs nobody, plays in Europa League
2021/22 vs Atletico Madrid (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2020/21 vs Porto (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists, vs 10 men Porto (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 1 assist - directly responsible for elimination by dodging a free kick
2019/2020: vs Lyon (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2018/19 vs Ajax (both games) : 2 goals, 0 assists
2017/2018 vs Bayern semifinal (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2017/2018 vs Liverpool final : ghost
2015/2016 vs Man City semifinal: 0 goals, 0 assists
2015/2016 vs Atletico final : ghost
2013/2014 vs Atletico final : 1 meaningless pen after Ramos, Di Maria and Bale won the match
2012/2013 vs Borussia Dortmund (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2010/2011 vs Barcelona (Messi) (both legs) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2009/2010 vs Lyon (both legs) : 1 goal, 0 assists
2008/2009 vs Barcelona (Messi) final: 1 yellow card, 0 goals, 0 assits
>I DID IT, I WON IT, I FINALLY WON IT, THE PRESTIGIOUS ADIDAS SPONSORED(MY SPONSOR) WORLD CUP HELD IN WINTER BY MY CLUB OWNERS , WHERE WE BROKE THE RECORD OF THE MOST AWARDED PENALTIES EVER! I HAD TO WIN POLAND, AUSTRALIA, MEXICO AND THE FOOTBALL JUGGERNAUT CROATIA(Yes that's actually all the teams he won, every other result was a draw or a loss. I'm being 100% serious here, look it up if you don't believe me) BUT AS MIGHTY AS THESE FOES WERE, I PERSEVERED! I'M NO PECHO FRIO, I'M THE GOAT >I WON! I WON! I'M THE GOAT!!!
Pisstiano Penaldo fans remind me of XRP schizos like nobody else in this or any other board.
/biz/gays would know.
>Argentina is the first NT to win the world cup after winning two penalty shootouts in the competition >Argentina is the first NT to win the world cup after being beaten by a NT ranked below the 50th place >Argentina is the first NT to get awarded 5 penalties in a world cup >Argentina is the first NT to win the word cup after only earning 14 points in a 3 points per win system in a 32 teams world cup format
This just means they were the most strongminded side of history, imagine wining the WC despite being the 6th best team on paper while most of your stars were having their worst form in their respective clubs.
Flips are a Black personballing race and most of them have literally zero idea about football. Those that are indeed fans direct most of their seethe against hooptards rather than on the Pessi vs Penaldo debate
1 year ago
Anonymous
>"flips are Black personballing race" >most of them are manlets
this proves that pic rel is right
just because it is the most played doesn't mean he is the greatest athlete
I think a legitimate case could be made for Ohtani. It takes unbelievable focus, talent, and dedication to be either an elite hitter or pitcher in the modern MLB. And someh ow he is both. Most MLB pitchers grew up being the best hitter in their town or whatever, but somewhere along the line they focused on hitting, and when they get to the majors they are terrible hitters compared to the position players. Ohtani somehow is a fantastic hitter and (a lot of the time) pitcher. he's certainly a better hitter than a pitcher, but he's got great stats as a pitcher even still. To do both of those things at an elite level is simply unheard of
All elite MLB hitters took a slide last year, I think Ohtani is a better hitter and his career will play that out
1 year ago
Anonymous
Doubt t b h.
He's a strikeout pitcher so the balls being juiced or dead doesn't effect him as much. That's why advanced stats rate strikeouts higher because it avoids babip.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You may be right, I'm not an advanced stats guy, and I don't watch him everyday. But when I do watch the Angels I'm usually more amazed by him at the plate than him at the bat
1 year ago
Anonymous
Baseball is the most skilled sport in the world. Poland can't even win a world cup anyway so why do you care?
You're MLS tier lol.
[...]
You should watch highlights of his pitching from around June to ASB, I think that's his peak pitching.
He was averaging 12 strikeouts for about a month and a half until that game versus the Braves where he imploded. After the ASB he was pretty good but I'm not sure how I feel about the 100 mph sinker he added versus the slider splitter combo.
>b-but muh chink is so amazing at scuffed cricket please worship him
dude no one cares, maybe there's someone out there who's the GOAT of curling or horse dancing, same thing
1 year ago
Anonymous
Baseball is the most skilled sport in the world. Poland can't even win a world cup anyway so why do you care?
You're MLS tier lol.
You may be right, I'm not an advanced stats guy, and I don't watch him everyday. But when I do watch the Angels I'm usually more amazed by him at the plate than him at the bat
You should watch highlights of his pitching from around June to ASB, I think that's his peak pitching.
He was averaging 12 strikeouts for about a month and a half until that game versus the Braves where he imploded. After the ASB he was pretty good but I'm not sure how I feel about the 100 mph sinker he added versus the slider splitter combo.
1 year ago
Anonymous
This is the most moronic post I've read this week and on the board filled with argensimian tourists that is sure a great achievment. You're the GOAT of moronation, mutt. Go make a sport out of it
1 year ago
Anonymous
What no worldcup trophy does to a mf
1 year ago
Anonymous
Majority of countries did not win the football WC, especially if we don't count the farmerball era with 13 teams tournaments. The frick does that have to do with boreball being a mickey mouse sport?
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's not a mickey mouse sport though.
1 year ago
Anonymous
There's 300M people in the US, so of course the values of national leagues are going to be bigger than those of football leagues in europe, especially if majority of sport broadcasts in america are just ads. What a dumb comparison. It's like claiming that golf is relevant and popular because you can win a lot of money
>only national success is due to FIFA allowing 3/4 teams going through the group
KWAB
>joins united >promises to close mouths of critics by winning things for them >no trophies >cucked out of direct qualification to the world cup by serbia >drags united from 2nd to europa league >gaped 5-0 by liverpool and has a temper tantrum >son coincidentally dies so he doesn't have to play liverpool >goes on an 8 game scoreless streak, then goes a 10 game streak with only 1 goal scored >has a b***hfit and breaks a kid's phone after losing again >gaped 4-0 by brighton >btfo in the uefa champions league round of 16 for the fourth straight season
>new season rolls around >storms out of the stadium in a pre-season friendly >exposed for getting botox penis injections >gets gaped 4-0 in 35 minutes by brentford >gets gaped 6-3 by city >gets subbed out against tottenham and storms out of the stadium AGAIN before the game ends >scores only one (1) goal for the season >goes on piers morgan's show to cry about being unappreciated >gets his contract ripped up >not a single big team wants his washed up botoxdick >ghosts in world cup group >claims a goal he didn't touch >beats switzerland 6-1 without contributing, walks off the pitch instead of celebrating >chokes to fricking morocco and cries in the tunnel >0, yes, ZERO goals in world cup knockout games >his biggest foe messi carries argentina all the way to world cup success >moves continents to play for saudi arabian farmers >can't play until his suspension for breaking that phone last season is served >chokes in the saudi super cup to a fricking PROGRAMMER
0 G/A in CL 2009 final
Lost to Messi >0 G/A in CL 2016 final
Bailed by Ramos >0 G/A in CL 2018 final
Bailed by Bale >1 meaningless penalty in 2014 CL final
Bailed by Ramos, Bale and Di Maria
He was middling in the 2008 CL final and very good in 2017. So he performed in 1/6 CL finals.
Now for his national team. >0 G/A in EURO 2004 final
Lost to Greece >0 G/A in EURO 2016 final
Bailed by Eder >0 G/A in Nations League final
Bailed by Guedes
3 finals 0 G/A.
5 World Cups with 0 G+A and assists in knockout rounds. >2006: loses to France in semifinals, loses to Germany for the 3rd place - 0 goals, 0 assits in both matches >2010: loses to Spain in R16 - 0 goals, 0 assits >2014: ends up 3rd in the group with Germany, USA and Ghana - 0 goals, 0 assits against Germany, 0 goals against USA >2018: loses to Uruguay in R16 - 0 0 goals, 0 assits >2022: loses to 10 men Morocco in quaterfinals - 0 goals, 0 assits
Overall at World Cups: Ronaldo 8 goals in 5 tournents, Eusebio 9 goals in 1 tournament
Ronaldo: 10 G+A in 5 WCs, Messi 10 G+A in 2022
>UCL
2022/23 vs nobody, plays in Europa League
2021/22 vs Atletico Madrid (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2020/21 vs Porto (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists, vs 10 men Porto (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 1 assist - directly responsible for elimination by dodging a free kick
2019/2020: vs Lyon (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2018/19 vs Ajax (both games) : 2 goals, 0 assists
2017/2018 vs Bayern semifinal (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2017/2018 vs Liverpool final : ghost
2015/2016 vs Man City semifinal: 0 goals, 0 assists
2015/2016 vs Atletico final : ghost
2013/2014 vs Atletico final : 1 meaningless pen after Ramos, Di Maria and Bale won the match
2012/2013 vs Borussia Dortmund (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2010/2011 vs Barcelona (Messi) (both legs) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2009/2010 vs Lyon (both legs) : 1 goal, 0 assists
2008/2009 vs Barcelona (Messi) final: 1 yellow card, 0 goals, 0 assits
PENALDO STOLE IT
I was playing football with my friends and got tackled in the penalty box, I was running up to shoot then all of a sudden Burnley Man came and stole the ball and shouted "Its my penalty" and pulled out a gun, my friends and I starting running. Shame on you Penaldo!
now adapt it to the average uefa/fifa coefficient of the teams they played against in their career
1 year ago
Anonymous
Lmao.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I said average
ronaldo played more games against tougher opponents
1 year ago
Anonymous
KWAB
1 year ago
Anonymous
Artist: Sir Cristina Penaltapinaldo Cuckitiano
Album: Finito
Playlist:
1. I’m a Fraud
2. I need u (Ft. Kroos & Modric)
3. Thank You Eder
4. Rejected again
5. New Challenge (Ft. Europa league)
6. Living in the box (Ft. Penalty spot)
7. GOAT (Ft. Messi)
8. Give me Luxembourg
9. Ghostin’ (ft. big matches)
10. Carried in Portugal (ft. Eder, Guedes)
11. Feeling dangerous (ft. Andorra, Crotone)
11. Owned (by Messi)
12. I need you Part Two (ft. Penalty, Tap-in)
13. Ending it (ft. Juventus’ 9 year title winning streak)
14. Dive for glory (ft. Bribed refs)
15. Viva Las Vegas (Ft. Kathryn Mayorga)
>Rolando
how will the portuguese tryhard fraud ever recover from these truthbombs
1 year ago
Anonymous
THE ALMIGHTY TOUGHNESS OF 9 MAN ANDORRA AND 10 MAN ESTONIA
1 year ago
Anonymous
Artist: Sir Cristina Penaltapinaldo Cuckitiano
Album: Finito
Playlist:
1. I’m a Fraud
2. I need u (Ft. Kroos & Modric)
3. Thank You Eder
4. Rejected again
5. New Challenge (Ft. Europa league)
6. Living in the box (Ft. Penalty spot)
7. GOAT (Ft. Messi)
8. Give me Luxembourg
9. Ghostin’ (ft. big matches)
10. Carried in Portugal (ft. Eder, Guedes)
11. Feeling dangerous (ft. Andorra, Crotone)
11. Owned (by Messi)
12. I need you Part Two (ft. Penalty, Tap-in)
13. Ending it (ft. Juventus’ 9 year title winning streak)
14. Dive for glory (ft. Bribed refs)
15. Viva Las Vegas (Ft. Kathryn Mayorga)
How would argies even survive WCs without him eventually? They could presumably be fine losing 2026 when Messi and Di Maria are either absolutely gassed or retired, but it will be as soon as 2030 when the scramble for a New Messi will be in full force just as people started looking for a New Maradona back then.
what a weird picture of Shohei Ohtani
>Shohei Ohtani
Literally who?
it's the guy that draws the anime
Not even searching that up
Boreball is not a sport.
>tf tp
yikes
>tfw you wake up and you realize it is the good ending timeline
feelsgoodman
We was all grieving the queens death. Asterisk trophy.
ronaldo played 35 CL ro16 games, scored in 17 games, 6 times in away games
ronaldo played 22 CL quarterfinal games, scored in 16 games, 7 times in away games
ronaldo played 19 CL semifinal games, scored in 8 games, 2 times in away games
_________________________
messi played 34 CL ro16 games, scored in 18 games, 6 times in away games
messi played 23 CL quarterfinal games, scored in 6 games, 2 times in away games
messi played 15 CL semifinal games, scored in 3 games, 1 time in away games
That's a good stat, here's another
Ronaldo: 0 world cups
Messi: 1 world cup
>I DID IT, I WON IT, I FINALLY WON IT, THE PRESTIGIOUS ADIDAS SPONSORED(MY SPONSOR) WORLD CUP HELD IN WINTER BY MY CLUB OWNERS , WHERE WE BROKE THE RECORD OF THE MOST AWARDED PENALTIES EVER! I HAD TO WIN POLAND, AUSTRALIA, MEXICO AND THE FOOTBALL JUGGERNAUT CROATIA(Yes that's actually all the teams he won, every other result was a draw or a loss. I'm being 100% serious here, look it up if you don't believe me) BUT AS MIGHTY AS THESE FOES WERE, I PERSEVERED! I'M NO PECHO FRIO, I'M THE GOAT
>I WON! I WON! I'M THE GOAT!!!
yikes
>LE TWAINEAU
Take you medz schizo
baZed
Pisstianoindians have no original pastas
pls don't, your flag makes it cringier
Oh my god someone made an edit of my copa america pasta. I'm on the verge of crying.
Based pierre clowning on the world cup for being the mickey mouse tournament it is
based. real madrid never never never had the CL rigged in their favour never never never.
they did, just like barca, more proof that rigging happens often
Cope more Mbungo
I don't think I can't cope more anon, I'm at the maximum right now
>netherlands memoryholed
draw
0 G/A in CL 2009 final
Lost to Messi
>0 G/A in CL 2016 final
Bailed by Ramos
>0 G/A in CL 2018 final
Bailed by Bale
>1 meaningless penalty in 2014 CL final
Bailed by Ramos, Bale and Di Maria
He was middling in the 2008 CL final and very good in 2017. So he performed in 1/6 CL finals.
Now for his national team.
>0 G/A in EURO 2004 final
Lost to Greece
>0 G/A in EURO 2016 final
Bailed by Eder
>0 G/A in Nations League final
Bailed by Guedes
3 finals 0 G/A.
5 World Cups with 0 G+A and assists in knockout rounds.
>2006: loses to France in semifinals, loses to Germany for the 3rd place - 0 goals, 0 assits in both matches
>2010: loses to Spain in R16 - 0 goals, 0 assits
>2014: ends up 3rd in the group with Germany, USA and Ghana - 0 goals, 0 assits against Germany, 0 goals against USA
>2018: loses to Uruguay in R16 - 0 0 goals, 0 assits
>2022: loses to 10 men Morocco in quaterfinals - 0 goals, 0 assits
Overall at World Cups: Ronaldo 8 goals in 5 tournents, Eusebio 9 goals in 1 tournament
Ronaldo: 10 G+A in 5 WCs, Messi 10 G+A in 2022
>UCL
2022/23 vs nobody, plays in Europa League
2021/22 vs Atletico Madrid (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2020/21 vs Porto (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists, vs 10 men Porto (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 1 assist - directly responsible for elimination by dodging a free kick
2019/2020: vs Lyon (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2018/19 vs Ajax (both games) : 2 goals, 0 assists
2017/2018 vs Bayern semifinal (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2017/2018 vs Liverpool final : ghost
2015/2016 vs Man City semifinal: 0 goals, 0 assists
2015/2016 vs Atletico final : ghost
2013/2014 vs Atletico final : 1 meaningless pen after Ramos, Di Maria and Bale won the match
2012/2013 vs Borussia Dortmund (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2010/2011 vs Barcelona (Messi) (both legs) : 0 goals, 0 assists
2009/2010 vs Lyon (both legs) : 1 goal, 0 assists
2008/2009 vs Barcelona (Messi) final: 1 yellow card, 0 goals, 0 assits
>getafe/crotone/norwichman scored in UCL for stacked teams
but now he can't even score in camel cup lol
Messi won a final against Ronaldo with a header on this competition lol
>Ovrebo won a final
Ftfy
Ovrebo wasnt at the final nor headed a goal over Rio Ferdinand and Van Der Sar to liquidate the game lol
Pisstiano Penaldo fans remind me of XRP schizos like nobody else in this or any other board.
/biz/gays would know.
no one actually cares about your cl stats if you don't have a world cup
WC makes you immortal, CL makes you legendary
>Argentina is the first NT to win the world cup after winning two penalty shootouts in the competition
>Argentina is the first NT to win the world cup after being beaten by a NT ranked below the 50th place
>Argentina is the first NT to get awarded 5 penalties in a world cup
>Argentina is the first NT to win the word cup after only earning 14 points in a 3 points per win system in a 32 teams world cup format
This just means they were the most strongminded side of history, imagine wining the WC despite being the 6th best team on paper while most of your stars were having their worst form in their respective clubs.
>These edits
Lol who has the time to make these?
Pajeets and subsaharans.
Not Filipinos?
Flips are a Black personballing race and most of them have literally zero idea about football. Those that are indeed fans direct most of their seethe against hooptards rather than on the Pessi vs Penaldo debate
>"flips are Black personballing race"
>most of them are manlets
this proves that pic rel is right
>Being racist while Filipino
Weird vibe
You do, but you choose not to. Just like homosexuals and trannies choose to be chuds.
Did you forget to take your meds today?
>Messi
>Not Ohtani or Jordan
Kekw
Even Brady would have been more acceptable tbqh.
>the greatest athlete is someone from a niche sport played exclusively in USA by a lot less athletes than compared to football
Lmao. Football is played almost everywhere unlike your taco bell „sports“
Ohtani, Jordan, and Brady would all dominate if they played soccer.
just because it is the most played doesn't mean he is the greatest athlete
I think a legitimate case could be made for Ohtani. It takes unbelievable focus, talent, and dedication to be either an elite hitter or pitcher in the modern MLB. And someh ow he is both. Most MLB pitchers grew up being the best hitter in their town or whatever, but somewhere along the line they focused on hitting, and when they get to the majors they are terrible hitters compared to the position players. Ohtani somehow is a fantastic hitter and (a lot of the time) pitcher. he's certainly a better hitter than a pitcher, but he's got great stats as a pitcher even still. To do both of those things at an elite level is simply unheard of
>focus on hitting
sorry I meant pitching*, I'm drunk
He's a better pitcher now.
All elite MLB hitters took a slide last year, I think Ohtani is a better hitter and his career will play that out
Doubt t b h.
He's a strikeout pitcher so the balls being juiced or dead doesn't effect him as much. That's why advanced stats rate strikeouts higher because it avoids babip.
You may be right, I'm not an advanced stats guy, and I don't watch him everyday. But when I do watch the Angels I'm usually more amazed by him at the plate than him at the bat
I was off the date but these bottom 6 starts.
>b-but muh chink is so amazing at scuffed cricket please worship him
dude no one cares, maybe there's someone out there who's the GOAT of curling or horse dancing, same thing
Baseball is the most skilled sport in the world. Poland can't even win a world cup anyway so why do you care?
You're MLS tier lol.
You should watch highlights of his pitching from around June to ASB, I think that's his peak pitching.
He was averaging 12 strikeouts for about a month and a half until that game versus the Braves where he imploded. After the ASB he was pretty good but I'm not sure how I feel about the 100 mph sinker he added versus the slider splitter combo.
This is the most moronic post I've read this week and on the board filled with argensimian tourists that is sure a great achievment. You're the GOAT of moronation, mutt. Go make a sport out of it
What no worldcup trophy does to a mf
Majority of countries did not win the football WC, especially if we don't count the farmerball era with 13 teams tournaments. The frick does that have to do with boreball being a mickey mouse sport?
It's not a mickey mouse sport though.
There's 300M people in the US, so of course the values of national leagues are going to be bigger than those of football leagues in europe, especially if majority of sport broadcasts in america are just ads. What a dumb comparison. It's like claiming that golf is relevant and popular because you can win a lot of money
>Calling our sports niche while playing shit like handball or field hockey
eh?
That would be Tom Brandy, honey!
Thats not bradman
>only national success is due to FIFA allowing 3/4 teams going through the group
KWAB
>joins united
>promises to close mouths of critics by winning things for them
>no trophies
>cucked out of direct qualification to the world cup by serbia
>drags united from 2nd to europa league
>gaped 5-0 by liverpool and has a temper tantrum
>son coincidentally dies so he doesn't have to play liverpool
>goes on an 8 game scoreless streak, then goes a 10 game streak with only 1 goal scored
>has a b***hfit and breaks a kid's phone after losing again
>gaped 4-0 by brighton
>btfo in the uefa champions league round of 16 for the fourth straight season
>new season rolls around
>storms out of the stadium in a pre-season friendly
>exposed for getting botox penis injections
>gets gaped 4-0 in 35 minutes by brentford
>gets gaped 6-3 by city
>gets subbed out against tottenham and storms out of the stadium AGAIN before the game ends
>scores only one (1) goal for the season
>goes on piers morgan's show to cry about being unappreciated
>gets his contract ripped up
>not a single big team wants his washed up botoxdick
>ghosts in world cup group
>claims a goal he didn't touch
>beats switzerland 6-1 without contributing, walks off the pitch instead of celebrating
>chokes to fricking morocco and cries in the tunnel
>0, yes, ZERO goals in world cup knockout games
>his biggest foe messi carries argentina all the way to world cup success
>moves continents to play for saudi arabian farmers
>can't play until his suspension for breaking that phone last season is served
>chokes in the saudi super cup to a fricking PROGRAMMER
no ones reading that, shill bot
PENALDO STOLE IT
I was playing football with my friends and got tackled in the penalty box, I was running up to shoot then all of a sudden Burnley Man came and stole the ball and shouted "Its my penalty" and pulled out a gun, my friends and I starting running. Shame on you Penaldo!
now adapt it to the average uefa/fifa coefficient of the teams they played against in their career
Lmao.
I said average
ronaldo played more games against tougher opponents
KWAB
>Rolando
how will the portuguese tryhard fraud ever recover from these truthbombs
THE ALMIGHTY TOUGHNESS OF 9 MAN ANDORRA AND 10 MAN ESTONIA
Artist: Sir Cristina Penaltapinaldo Cuckitiano
Album: Finito
Playlist:
1. I’m a Fraud
2. I need u (Ft. Kroos & Modric)
3. Thank You Eder
4. Rejected again
5. New Challenge (Ft. Europa league)
6. Living in the box (Ft. Penalty spot)
7. GOAT (Ft. Messi)
8. Give me Luxembourg
9. Ghostin’ (ft. big matches)
10. Carried in Portugal (ft. Eder, Guedes)
11. Feeling dangerous (ft. Andorra, Crotone)
11. Owned (by Messi)
12. I need you Part Two (ft. Penalty, Tap-in)
13. Ending it (ft. Juventus’ 9 year title winning streak)
14. Dive for glory (ft. Bribed refs)
15. Viva Las Vegas (Ft. Kathryn Mayorga)
>fake stats by BARCAUNIVERSAL
frick off alfonso
I love how there’s no need to edit the 2009 one since losing against messi was humiliation enough
I kneel
Him, Roger Federer and Michael Jordan
>3rd in GS ranking is the GOAT of tennis
No
>messi
not the most copa, no the most WCs, not the most CLs
>federer
not the most GS
>jordan
not the most rings
Bradman is the consensus GOAT, Messi still has a long way to go before he can challenge him
who?
He's not athletic at all. Nobody rates a cheater anyway.
>Only 1 more goal against big EPL teams
despite playing 6+ seasons there
HAHAHAHA
How would argies even survive WCs without him eventually? They could presumably be fine losing 2026 when Messi and Di Maria are either absolutely gassed or retired, but it will be as soon as 2030 when the scramble for a New Messi will be in full force just as people started looking for a New Maradona back then.