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The greatest athlete of all time

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what a weird picture of Shohei Ohtani

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Shohei Ohtani
      Literally who?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's the guy that draws the anime

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not even searching that up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Messi
      >Not Ohtani or Jordan
      Kekw

      Ohtani, Jordan, and Brady would all dominate if they played soccer.

      just because it is the most played doesn't mean he is the greatest athlete
      I think a legitimate case could be made for Ohtani. It takes unbelievable focus, talent, and dedication to be either an elite hitter or pitcher in the modern MLB. And someh ow he is both. Most MLB pitchers grew up being the best hitter in their town or whatever, but somewhere along the line they focused on hitting, and when they get to the majors they are terrible hitters compared to the position players. Ohtani somehow is a fantastic hitter and (a lot of the time) pitcher. he's certainly a better hitter than a pitcher, but he's got great stats as a pitcher even still. To do both of those things at an elite level is simply unheard of

      Boreball is not a sport.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tf tp
      yikes

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you wake up and you realize it is the good ending timeline
    feelsgoodman

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We was all grieving the queens death. Asterisk trophy.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ronaldo played 35 CL ro16 games, scored in 17 games, 6 times in away games
    ronaldo played 22 CL quarterfinal games, scored in 16 games, 7 times in away games
    ronaldo played 19 CL semifinal games, scored in 8 games, 2 times in away games
    _________________________
    messi played 34 CL ro16 games, scored in 18 games, 6 times in away games
    messi played 23 CL quarterfinal games, scored in 6 games, 2 times in away games
    messi played 15 CL semifinal games, scored in 3 games, 1 time in away games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good stat, here's another
      Ronaldo: 0 world cups
      Messi: 1 world cup

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I DID IT, I WON IT, I FINALLY WON IT, THE PRESTIGIOUS ADIDAS SPONSORED(MY SPONSOR) WORLD CUP HELD IN WINTER BY MY CLUB OWNERS , WHERE WE BROKE THE RECORD OF THE MOST AWARDED PENALTIES EVER! I HAD TO WIN POLAND, AUSTRALIA, MEXICO AND THE FOOTBALL JUGGERNAUT CROATIA(Yes that's actually all the teams he won, every other result was a draw or a loss. I'm being 100% serious here, look it up if you don't believe me) BUT AS MIGHTY AS THESE FOES WERE, I PERSEVERED! I'M NO PECHO FRIO, I'M THE GOAT
        >I WON! I WON! I'M THE GOAT!!!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yikes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >LE TWAINEAU

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Take you medz schizo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          baZed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pisstianoindians have no original pastas

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          pls don't, your flag makes it cringier

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my god someone made an edit of my copa america pasta. I'm on the verge of crying.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based pierre clowning on the world cup for being the mickey mouse tournament it is

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based. real madrid never never never had the CL rigged in their favour never never never.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they did, just like barca, more proof that rigging happens often

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Cope more Mbungo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think I can't cope more anon, I'm at the maximum right now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >netherlands memoryholed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            draw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      0 G/A in CL 2009 final
      Lost to Messi
      >0 G/A in CL 2016 final
      Bailed by Ramos
      >0 G/A in CL 2018 final
      Bailed by Bale
      >1 meaningless penalty in 2014 CL final
      Bailed by Ramos, Bale and Di Maria
      He was middling in the 2008 CL final and very good in 2017. So he performed in 1/6 CL finals.

      Now for his national team.
      >0 G/A in EURO 2004 final
      Lost to Greece
      >0 G/A in EURO 2016 final
      Bailed by Eder
      >0 G/A in Nations League final
      Bailed by Guedes
      3 finals 0 G/A.

      5 World Cups with 0 G+A and assists in knockout rounds.
      >2006: loses to France in semifinals, loses to Germany for the 3rd place - 0 goals, 0 assits in both matches
      >2010: loses to Spain in R16 - 0 goals, 0 assits
      >2014: ends up 3rd in the group with Germany, USA and Ghana - 0 goals, 0 assits against Germany, 0 goals against USA
      >2018: loses to Uruguay in R16 - 0 0 goals, 0 assits
      >2022: loses to 10 men Morocco in quaterfinals - 0 goals, 0 assits

      Overall at World Cups: Ronaldo 8 goals in 5 tournents, Eusebio 9 goals in 1 tournament

      Ronaldo: 10 G+A in 5 WCs, Messi 10 G+A in 2022

      >UCL
      2022/23 vs nobody, plays in Europa League
      2021/22 vs Atletico Madrid (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2020/21 vs Porto (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists, vs 10 men Porto (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 1 assist - directly responsible for elimination by dodging a free kick
      2019/2020: vs Lyon (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2018/19 vs Ajax (both games) : 2 goals, 0 assists
      2017/2018 vs Bayern semifinal (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2017/2018 vs Liverpool final : ghost
      2015/2016 vs Man City semifinal: 0 goals, 0 assists
      2015/2016 vs Atletico final : ghost
      2013/2014 vs Atletico final : 1 meaningless pen after Ramos, Di Maria and Bale won the match
      2012/2013 vs Borussia Dortmund (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2010/2011 vs Barcelona (Messi) (both legs) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2009/2010 vs Lyon (both legs) : 1 goal, 0 assists
      2008/2009 vs Barcelona (Messi) final: 1 yellow card, 0 goals, 0 assits

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >getafe/crotone/norwichman scored in UCL for stacked teams
      but now he can't even score in camel cup lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Messi won a final against Ronaldo with a header on this competition lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ovrebo won a final
        Ftfy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ovrebo wasnt at the final nor headed a goal over Rio Ferdinand and Van Der Sar to liquidate the game lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I DID IT, I WON IT, I FINALLY WON IT, THE PRESTIGIOUS ADIDAS SPONSORED(MY SPONSOR) WORLD CUP HELD IN WINTER BY MY CLUB OWNERS , WHERE WE BROKE THE RECORD OF THE MOST AWARDED PENALTIES EVER! I HAD TO WIN POLAND, AUSTRALIA, MEXICO AND THE FOOTBALL JUGGERNAUT CROATIA(Yes that's actually all the teams he won, every other result was a draw or a loss. I'm being 100% serious here, look it up if you don't believe me) BUT AS MIGHTY AS THESE FOES WERE, I PERSEVERED! I'M NO PECHO FRIO, I'M THE GOAT
      >I WON! I WON! I'M THE GOAT!!!

      Pisstiano Penaldo fans remind me of XRP schizos like nobody else in this or any other board.
      /biz/gays would know.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no one actually cares about your cl stats if you don't have a world cup

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WC makes you immortal, CL makes you legendary

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Argentina is the first NT to win the world cup after winning two penalty shootouts in the competition
    >Argentina is the first NT to win the world cup after being beaten by a NT ranked below the 50th place
    >Argentina is the first NT to get awarded 5 penalties in a world cup
    >Argentina is the first NT to win the word cup after only earning 14 points in a 3 points per win system in a 32 teams world cup format

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This just means they were the most strongminded side of history, imagine wining the WC despite being the 6th best team on paper while most of your stars were having their worst form in their respective clubs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >These edits
      Lol who has the time to make these?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pajeets and subsaharans.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not Filipinos?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Flips are a Black personballing race and most of them have literally zero idea about football. Those that are indeed fans direct most of their seethe against hooptards rather than on the Pessi vs Penaldo debate

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >"flips are Black personballing race"
            >most of them are manlets
            this proves that pic rel is right

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Being racist while Filipino
            Weird vibe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You do, but you choose not to. Just like homosexuals and trannies choose to be chuds.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Did you forget to take your meds today?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Messi
    >Not Ohtani or Jordan
    Kekw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      eh?
      That would be Tom Brandy, honey!

      Even Brady would have been more acceptable tbqh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      eh?
      That would be Tom Brandy, honey!

      [...]
      Even Brady would have been more acceptable tbqh.

      >the greatest athlete is someone from a niche sport played exclusively in USA by a lot less athletes than compared to football

      Lmao. Football is played almost everywhere unlike your taco bell „sports“

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ohtani, Jordan, and Brady would all dominate if they played soccer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just because it is the most played doesn't mean he is the greatest athlete
        I think a legitimate case could be made for Ohtani. It takes unbelievable focus, talent, and dedication to be either an elite hitter or pitcher in the modern MLB. And someh ow he is both. Most MLB pitchers grew up being the best hitter in their town or whatever, but somewhere along the line they focused on hitting, and when they get to the majors they are terrible hitters compared to the position players. Ohtani somehow is a fantastic hitter and (a lot of the time) pitcher. he's certainly a better hitter than a pitcher, but he's got great stats as a pitcher even still. To do both of those things at an elite level is simply unheard of

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >focus on hitting
          sorry I meant pitching*, I'm drunk

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's a better pitcher now.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            All elite MLB hitters took a slide last year, I think Ohtani is a better hitter and his career will play that out

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Doubt t b h.
            He's a strikeout pitcher so the balls being juiced or dead doesn't effect him as much. That's why advanced stats rate strikeouts higher because it avoids babip.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You may be right, I'm not an advanced stats guy, and I don't watch him everyday. But when I do watch the Angels I'm usually more amazed by him at the plate than him at the bat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Baseball is the most skilled sport in the world. Poland can't even win a world cup anyway so why do you care?
            You're MLS tier lol.
            [...]
            You should watch highlights of his pitching from around June to ASB, I think that's his peak pitching.
            He was averaging 12 strikeouts for about a month and a half until that game versus the Braves where he imploded. After the ASB he was pretty good but I'm not sure how I feel about the 100 mph sinker he added versus the slider splitter combo.

            I was off the date but these bottom 6 starts.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >b-but muh chink is so amazing at scuffed cricket please worship him
          dude no one cares, maybe there's someone out there who's the GOAT of curling or horse dancing, same thing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Baseball is the most skilled sport in the world. Poland can't even win a world cup anyway so why do you care?
            You're MLS tier lol.

            You may be right, I'm not an advanced stats guy, and I don't watch him everyday. But when I do watch the Angels I'm usually more amazed by him at the plate than him at the bat

            You should watch highlights of his pitching from around June to ASB, I think that's his peak pitching.
            He was averaging 12 strikeouts for about a month and a half until that game versus the Braves where he imploded. After the ASB he was pretty good but I'm not sure how I feel about the 100 mph sinker he added versus the slider splitter combo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is the most moronic post I've read this week and on the board filled with argensimian tourists that is sure a great achievment. You're the GOAT of moronation, mutt. Go make a sport out of it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What no worldcup trophy does to a mf

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Majority of countries did not win the football WC, especially if we don't count the farmerball era with 13 teams tournaments. The frick does that have to do with boreball being a mickey mouse sport?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a mickey mouse sport though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's 300M people in the US, so of course the values of national leagues are going to be bigger than those of football leagues in europe, especially if majority of sport broadcasts in america are just ads. What a dumb comparison. It's like claiming that golf is relevant and popular because you can win a lot of money

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Calling our sports niche while playing shit like handball or field hockey

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eh?
    That would be Tom Brandy, honey!

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not bradman

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only national success is due to FIFA allowing 3/4 teams going through the group
    KWAB

    >joins united
    >promises to close mouths of critics by winning things for them
    >no trophies
    >cucked out of direct qualification to the world cup by serbia
    >drags united from 2nd to europa league
    >gaped 5-0 by liverpool and has a temper tantrum
    >son coincidentally dies so he doesn't have to play liverpool
    >goes on an 8 game scoreless streak, then goes a 10 game streak with only 1 goal scored
    >has a b***hfit and breaks a kid's phone after losing again
    >gaped 4-0 by brighton
    >btfo in the uefa champions league round of 16 for the fourth straight season

    >new season rolls around
    >storms out of the stadium in a pre-season friendly
    >exposed for getting botox penis injections
    >gets gaped 4-0 in 35 minutes by brentford
    >gets gaped 6-3 by city
    >gets subbed out against tottenham and storms out of the stadium AGAIN before the game ends
    >scores only one (1) goal for the season
    >goes on piers morgan's show to cry about being unappreciated
    >gets his contract ripped up
    >not a single big team wants his washed up botoxdick
    >ghosts in world cup group
    >claims a goal he didn't touch
    >beats switzerland 6-1 without contributing, walks off the pitch instead of celebrating
    >chokes to fricking morocco and cries in the tunnel
    >0, yes, ZERO goals in world cup knockout games
    >his biggest foe messi carries argentina all the way to world cup success
    >moves continents to play for saudi arabian farmers
    >can't play until his suspension for breaking that phone last season is served
    >chokes in the saudi super cup to a fricking PROGRAMMER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      0 G/A in CL 2009 final
      Lost to Messi
      >0 G/A in CL 2016 final
      Bailed by Ramos
      >0 G/A in CL 2018 final
      Bailed by Bale
      >1 meaningless penalty in 2014 CL final
      Bailed by Ramos, Bale and Di Maria
      He was middling in the 2008 CL final and very good in 2017. So he performed in 1/6 CL finals.

      Now for his national team.
      >0 G/A in EURO 2004 final
      Lost to Greece
      >0 G/A in EURO 2016 final
      Bailed by Eder
      >0 G/A in Nations League final
      Bailed by Guedes
      3 finals 0 G/A.

      5 World Cups with 0 G+A and assists in knockout rounds.
      >2006: loses to France in semifinals, loses to Germany for the 3rd place - 0 goals, 0 assits in both matches
      >2010: loses to Spain in R16 - 0 goals, 0 assits
      >2014: ends up 3rd in the group with Germany, USA and Ghana - 0 goals, 0 assits against Germany, 0 goals against USA
      >2018: loses to Uruguay in R16 - 0 0 goals, 0 assits
      >2022: loses to 10 men Morocco in quaterfinals - 0 goals, 0 assits

      Overall at World Cups: Ronaldo 8 goals in 5 tournents, Eusebio 9 goals in 1 tournament

      Ronaldo: 10 G+A in 5 WCs, Messi 10 G+A in 2022

      >UCL
      2022/23 vs nobody, plays in Europa League
      2021/22 vs Atletico Madrid (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2020/21 vs Porto (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists, vs 10 men Porto (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 1 assist - directly responsible for elimination by dodging a free kick
      2019/2020: vs Lyon (1st leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2018/19 vs Ajax (both games) : 2 goals, 0 assists
      2017/2018 vs Bayern semifinal (both games) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2017/2018 vs Liverpool final : ghost
      2015/2016 vs Man City semifinal: 0 goals, 0 assists
      2015/2016 vs Atletico final : ghost
      2013/2014 vs Atletico final : 1 meaningless pen after Ramos, Di Maria and Bale won the match
      2012/2013 vs Borussia Dortmund (2nd leg) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2010/2011 vs Barcelona (Messi) (both legs) : 0 goals, 0 assists
      2009/2010 vs Lyon (both legs) : 1 goal, 0 assists
      2008/2009 vs Barcelona (Messi) final: 1 yellow card, 0 goals, 0 assits

      no ones reading that, shill bot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        PENALDO STOLE IT
        I was playing football with my friends and got tackled in the penalty box, I was running up to shoot then all of a sudden Burnley Man came and stole the ball and shouted "Its my penalty" and pulled out a gun, my friends and I starting running. Shame on you Penaldo!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          now adapt it to the average uefa/fifa coefficient of the teams they played against in their career

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I said average
            ronaldo played more games against tougher opponents

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            KWAB

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Artist: Sir Cristina Penaltapinaldo Cuckitiano
            Album: Finito
            Playlist:
            1. I’m a Fraud
            2. I need u (Ft. Kroos & Modric)
            3. Thank You Eder
            4. Rejected again
            5. New Challenge (Ft. Europa league)
            6. Living in the box (Ft. Penalty spot)
            7. GOAT (Ft. Messi)
            8. Give me Luxembourg
            9. Ghostin’ (ft. big matches)
            10. Carried in Portugal (ft. Eder, Guedes)
            11. Feeling dangerous (ft. Andorra, Crotone)
            11. Owned (by Messi)
            12. I need you Part Two (ft. Penalty, Tap-in)
            13. Ending it (ft. Juventus’ 9 year title winning streak)
            14. Dive for glory (ft. Bribed refs)
            15. Viva Las Vegas (Ft. Kathryn Mayorga)

            >Rolando

            how will the portuguese tryhard fraud ever recover from these truthbombs

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            THE ALMIGHTY TOUGHNESS OF 9 MAN ANDORRA AND 10 MAN ESTONIA

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Artist: Sir Cristina Penaltapinaldo Cuckitiano
            Album: Finito
            Playlist:
            1. I’m a Fraud
            2. I need u (Ft. Kroos & Modric)
            3. Thank You Eder
            4. Rejected again
            5. New Challenge (Ft. Europa league)
            6. Living in the box (Ft. Penalty spot)
            7. GOAT (Ft. Messi)
            8. Give me Luxembourg
            9. Ghostin’ (ft. big matches)
            10. Carried in Portugal (ft. Eder, Guedes)
            11. Feeling dangerous (ft. Andorra, Crotone)
            11. Owned (by Messi)
            12. I need you Part Two (ft. Penalty, Tap-in)
            13. Ending it (ft. Juventus’ 9 year title winning streak)
            14. Dive for glory (ft. Bribed refs)
            15. Viva Las Vegas (Ft. Kathryn Mayorga)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >fake stats by BARCAUNIVERSAL
            frick off alfonso

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love how there’s no need to edit the 2009 one since losing against messi was humiliation enough

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Him, Roger Federer and Michael Jordan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >3rd in GS ranking is the GOAT of tennis

      No

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >messi
      not the most copa, no the most WCs, not the most CLs
      >federer
      not the most GS
      >jordan
      not the most rings

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bradman is the consensus GOAT, Messi still has a long way to go before he can challenge him

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's not athletic at all. Nobody rates a cheater anyway.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Only 1 more goal against big EPL teams
    despite playing 6+ seasons there

    HAHAHAHA

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How would argies even survive WCs without him eventually? They could presumably be fine losing 2026 when Messi and Di Maria are either absolutely gassed or retired, but it will be as soon as 2030 when the scramble for a New Messi will be in full force just as people started looking for a New Maradona back then.

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