The good Illuminati and how to serve them


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Illuminati are actually good, a small group of people keeping world governments and the like from destroying our world, moving the strings so society can keep functioning. I want to work for them, give my life for the greater good, how do I do that?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just live well and help where you can. No need to give up your whole life. 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes goy belive us,we want what is best for you,go back to sleep

  2. 2 months ago
    M

    They ain't saints buddy, believe me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      y?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither are you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not him, but we don't have saiyin my religion. It's all just good men and women, pious scholars, and righteous warriors that stand to protect the innocence of children as well as the security of their futures.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      y?

      i just assume they're the likely candidates who understand how to be the upmost good, but also the complete opposite if push comes to shove. no idea though, just speculation

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gouge the Eye.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american literally have illuminati symbolism in their paper money
    >no one even questions it
    How the fuck this is possible?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the word conspiracy theory is used to dismiss ideas
      You can extrapolate a great deal of information from this.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Illuminati are actually good

    Come come good little boys and girls. We offer nothing but vida eternum

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't find them, they find you, so it's a bit tricky.

    >"Then how do I get them to find me?"

    You have to attempt to find them and get on their radar, which involves a few things.

    Attempt to figure out who they are, where they operate, what kinds of things they do, and so on.
    Determine their organizational structure.
    Do something to get their attention; something they would appreciate.
    Watch them laugh and ignore you for breaking the first rule of fight club.
    Return to your investigation determined to uncover their information on your own.
    Discover the Key to their order's structure and the "identities" of the Secret Chiefs.
    Realize that you were already a member of the order and didn't know it.
    Figure out how and when you became a member.
    Determine your place in the Order.
    Start doing good Illuminati things.
    Profit.

    Most of the info you need can be found in books by Robert Anton Wilson, a self-admitted "pinky toe of the illuminati," and a few other authors. Start with Illuminatus Trilogy, the obvious Holy Grail of the Illuminati rabbit hole.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start going around and illuminating people.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I SAY
    *flex muscles*
    WE TEAR THIS SHIT ROCK TO PIECES
    *fart*
    AND SHOW THESE PUSSIES
    WHAT A REAL MAN IS CAPABLE OF

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          :DDDDDDDD

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i agree what is at the top is good, but its neither illuminati nor human. vampires rule the world and have since cain.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vampires
      interdimensional aliens, demons, machine elves. anyways, they're a bunch of fags.
      i don't know where you're at in the rabbit hole, but pretty much everyone in the world is under a spell. they're all being mind controlled. and they have been probably for millennia.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no. much longer than that. i can see them 🙂

        better than the alternative. people are so much more tame these days...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would say it goes back a min of six millenniae

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and what is the spell everyone is under? How is it "cast"? Why do you think everyone is being mind controlled? Does this mean you are also mind controlled? Why are you assuming this has been going on a long time?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          different poster here, cant answer for him, but its pretty obvious we are being zonked. start reading historiographies... it becomes apparent slowly.
          of course it should be obvious something would have to be in control of us just by watching a typical profesional sports game. we are a chaotic and disorganized species that shouldnt be able to create anything past small tribal villages. over thousands of years we have been bred into lap dogs .... and we are less violent. but oddly less intelligent and more dependent. we arent smart enough to do this without going feral. even after eons of breeding we still snap like pitbulls at the wrong moments and our development is sporadic when left to our own devices. the so called elite are in no more control than the rest. minimal awareness. i went to school with them. and i would guess from off handed comments and brief stories even they suspect they are at the mercy of unseen forces they cannot quantify.

          its vampires. old ones. beings aged enough to see the larger patterns, and with the scope and presence to execute them over many lifetimes. no the secret societies are not a constant in any equation. they are variable. only those immune to the ravages of time would have the ability to guide society in any meaningful way. they serve Gods purpose. Cain became his brothers keeper for all time. Limited, in just the ways necessary to make them dependent on humans but unable to completely squelch their independence. The so called curse is sweet spot that allows all civilization to exist.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just kick off and do kabbalah one day the govornment pay expenses

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here are some threads about that topic by someone who claims to be an ex-insider:

    The first three "AMA" threads:
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/32267119/
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/32272601/
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/32316784/

    Thread about WWII and Switzerland:
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/33023402/

    Appendix: Significance Of 9/11:
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/33073558/

    Appendix: Significance Of The Black Cube:
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/33099433/

    Appendix: My Excommunication:
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/33133505/

    Appendix: Pan-Europa:
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/33218918/

    Appendix: Astronautics:
    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/33356465/

    Appendix: The 'Counter-Conspiracy'/Fragments

    He writes: "The first three threads have been rather inconclusive; the third of these was the most fruitful."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Appendix: The 'Counter-Conspiracy'/Fragments:
      https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/33414876/

    • 2 months ago
      Jester

      What an absolute homosexual con artist. Stupid bastard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people can't represent people, only the rich and enlightened can!
    sub human IQ take

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fool.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The good
    NGMI

  16. 2 months ago
    Jester

    There is no such thing. There are only a bunch of closet subhuman french republican jacobinian warm-showering homos gardening each others intestinal flora, if you catch my drift. All truth lies in the Talmud and the Zohar, which you can't read because of your greco-roman diarrhea alphabet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the zohar is an assyrian rip off

    • 2 months ago
      Jester

      Goyim are literally cattle. Just look how they whine for centuries about being "subverted" and how they can't even articulate the conspiracy without falling into sentimental superstitious diatribes. You are fucking disgusting miscarried woodpeople! We gave you science and technology! we transformed the world into a cerebral paradise and you profited from our mad genius! We made you fucking rich because, like little children and stupid women you can't handle money! You literally can't handle money! Just look at the count of Hessen-Kassel, did he complain? No, he didn't. He was intelligent. You are not.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heinrich Graetz doesnt seem to think the israelites make out so well, being used as scapegoats (for euro elite dabbling in usury....). The side he gives shows being throwm around europe like a pinball as theater for european capital management strategies.

        • 2 months ago
          Jester

          You don't understand a thing, you imbecile. israelites make themselves the scapegoats; we have purposefully created the Protocols, we have purposefully blown up the work of Spiridovich and all other stinking antisemites. We even excel you in antisemitism! You are so weak-minded that you can't even formulate your anti-semitism clearly enough. We have to do that for you as well. We have crushed your stupid sheep counting societies dialectically with our infinitesimal dialectic genius.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like israelites, so please understand when I say your arrogance is misplaced. I am aware of your opinions about christians and what you believe to be our foolishness in allowing you to supposedly fool us over and over again. I have had many israeli acquintances that have bragged about this over the years. So many in fact Im confused as to why you ever thought the fact that you felt this way is a secret or that they are your true intentions.

            Believe what you want 🙂

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have already seen how this plays out. Unironically praying for you 🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would want to read the fourth volume.

      • 2 months ago
        Thor

        https://i.imgur.com/16tJ9P5.jpg

        You don't understand a thing, you imbecile. israelites make themselves the scapegoats; we have purposefully created the Protocols, we have purposefully blown up the work of Spiridovich and all other stinking antisemites. We even excel you in antisemitism! You are so weak-minded that you can't even formulate your anti-semitism clearly enough. We have to do that for you as well. We have crushed your stupid sheep counting societies dialectically with our infinitesimal dialectic genius.

        The criminal Mossad agent Ignaz Seidelbaum, alias "Jester".

        • 2 months ago
          Jester

          The gay french continental jacobite cum-guzzler Leo Taxil, alias "Thor".

          • 2 months ago
            Thor

            >Bateman12.jpg
            What a fucking weirdo.

            • 2 months ago
              Jester

              You're just mad because you think I insulted your mother. I meant continental MASONRY, Thor. LOL.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you have second sight? dont think you would be this smug if you knew what was coming. frankly no side should be...

              • 2 months ago
                Thor

                I like israelites, so please understand when I say your arrogance is misplaced. I am aware of your opinions about christians and what you believe to be our foolishness in allowing you to supposedly fool us over and over again. I have had many israeli acquintances that have bragged about this over the years. So many in fact Im confused as to why you ever thought the fact that you felt this way is a secret or that they are your true intentions.

                Believe what you want 🙂

                He is a criminal money laundering mossad and CIA agent related to fucking Alan Greenspan. I and some other people know this guy, we keep an eye on him and warn people not to engage with him.

              • 2 months ago
                Jester

                You can't compete against the Chad of the covenant. Comprends-tu even pourquoi je suis ici ?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you're really israeli... prove it. show me your israelite legs.

              • 2 months ago
                Jester

                Alors? If you don't want to answer, I'll answer: I have gotten an exciting new project which I'm sure will interest you. What would you say if I told you that some people will "accidentally" block the Suez Canal again for three weeks? Alors?

              • 2 months ago
                Jester

                Get it, you fucking idiot! We will hang this thing up, alright! What are you gonna do about it? Cry on some gay retarded economist tabloid rag? Say this was true, hypothetically, this thing about the Suez Canal. What would you do about it? Cry?

              • 2 months ago
                Jester

                https://i.imgur.com/EeFW1TW.jpg

                Get it, you fucking idiot! We will hang this thing up, alright! What are you gonna do about it? Cry on some gay retarded economist tabloid rag? Say this was true, hypothetically, this thing about the Suez Canal. What would you do about it? Cry?

                By the way, as-Sisi thinks the weather is quite dry. He thinks about looting the grapefruit storage. He also hugged Xi Jinping three times.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                so ...no leg pics? maybe just an ankle shot?

                what do you think about that israeli reporter that died ... the one talking about giants returning to israel?

                and why is baron trump a hundred feet tall.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/fKERoL8.jpg

                You can't compete against the Chad of the covenant. Comprends-tu even pourquoi je suis ici ?

                Now girls, you're both pretty. Be nice.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I love it when you call me Big Poppa
    Throw your hands in the air if you's a true player" -AÅ¡Å¡ur

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    similar formulas seem to be in use in Assyria and in China at same time.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The families of the light or the order of the golden sun (good luck finding anything about them) have long since been eradicated.
    So no, that side of illuminati is already gone. The light has revived, but is not involved with illuminati

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and the right answer is still unironically vampires. all civs on earth were aware of their influence up until a hunded years ago. if you believe in predictive programming the breadcrumbs are all there.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would someone just let me talk to one of our vampire overlords; even cows get to say hi to the farmer once in a while — a simple moo would be nice. maybe a pat on the head.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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