The GOAT

Unleash your success story with Creed Aventus, the scent of triumph. Opening with a burst of pineapple and bergamot, this iconic fragrance evolves into a harmonious blend of patchouli and jasmine, leaving a lasting impression with base notes of oakmoss and ambergris.

54 thoughts on “The GOAT

        • Anonymous says:

          >tangible
          Sure, cleanliness and good smell is less visible than moron shoes.
          >utility
          You can get plastic sneakers for 15 bucks and pretty decent leather shoes for less than 100 bucks.

          • Anonymous says:

            Either way the utility of a shoe is leagues more. It protects your foot even if it’s stupid and over priced.

          • Anonymous says:

            People also love nice shoes. People don’t care about cologne. The best you’ll get is a "oh, you smell nice," which you can get with a $15 drug store cologne, and at worst you’ll give People headaches and they won’t want to talk to you

          • Anonymous says:

            women care a lot about cologne/fragrance/smell even if they don’t verbalize it.

            It’s literally a turn on for them. You heck, I assume? If you heck, you should be aware of this.

            Women don’t know enough about mens shoes to really care about them beyond ‘those look nice’. Only other men in the shoe game really care about what shoe a man is wearing.

          • Anonymous says:

            You’re lucky. All the women I know hate cologne and do nothing but b***h about how strong it is/how it’s giving them a headache

          • Anonymous says:

            Kek, you know why? Stop wearing chemcial sweet smelling fragrances. That’s just overbearing and nose melting.

          • Anonymous says:

            People also love nice shoes. People don’t care about cologne. The best you’ll get is a "oh, you smell nice," which you can get with a $15 drug store cologne, and at worst you’ll give People headaches and they won’t want to talk to you

            Last decades, being clean, smell good and have good maners (all of them hardly tangible) gets you better peers and better job, which means more money, which means better women, which is critical to do the thing you are here to do: reproduce and place your kids in the best possible place.

            You’re lucky. All the women I know hate cologne and do nothing but b***h about how strong it is/how it’s giving them a headache

            >All the women I know hate cologne

            I have hecked without even wearing deodorant

            >I have hecked without even wearing deodorant
            Ok anon.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Last decades
            a bottle of water does not last decades. You’re also putting too much stock in cologne. You don’t NEED it

          • Anonymous says:

            >hmm anon, you smell good
            >YOU GOT THE JOB!
            >oh my god anon, you smell so hecking good,
            >LET’S heck!
            >hey you smell good dude, let’s be friends
            I like all the different scents of colognes and fragrances but they won’t make you hecking god dude
            also lmao if your boss is anything like my dad and is super sensitive to strong scents and you picked the day to do ten sprays of drakkar noir and you end up making his shit list instead of a promotion

          • Anonymous says:

            You have full blown aspergers, fren. This logic reminds me of a bipolar friend of mine, black or white, everything, good is right and bad is wrong, its either this, or that.
            Your aura, your vibe, the general impression you leave upon ALL of the senses of those you interact with, their instinctual response to you happens in a microsecond, this is what matters. Girls especially don’t think about the cologne, they think don’t even necessarily think "this guy smells good" (initially, on first impression) they just take in the vibe and either get the ick or don’t, and you only get that chance once per. It’s not about the hecking- DO U LIKE MI CALORNE OR U LIKE WEN I NOT A THE DID A CALOGNE it’s about having a perceived aura that’s coherent, your confidence matches your style, your scent amplifies with your aesthetic, and you carry it all with confidence.
            Stop arguing like a dumb b***h who learns something and instantly assumes everyone who does it differently is wrong and to be corrected, a b***h who thinks the way they know just so happens to be the best and only correct/morally-righteous/God’s-chosen/minmaxxed/officially-recognized-consensus-of-scientific-scholars(TM) hecking way like a pussy boy lol u read the whole thing fuk niga lel kys

          • Anonymous says:

            Then just say that then lol
            A nice fragrance is a perfect compliment to your overall vibe, sure
            That whole thing you had going on earlier about how smelling good will unlock this whole other layer of life where everything is better was hecking insane, maybe you’re the one with something wrong in the head

    • Anonymous says:

      the cheap designer shit is pretty bad these days though, some of it smells like it would be OK if I was still 14-16 years old but a lot of it smells like drug store shit

  1. Anonymous says:

    Unleash your intelligence story with Zara Vibrant Leather, the scent of 13 eurodollars that makes OP look like a massive stupid.

    • Anonymous says:

      I love ZARA so much they rip off all these expensive smelly waters and sell for pennies
      Girls like ZARA unless they’re turbowhore golddiggers who know all about expensive brands and you want to avoid those women anyway
      Give me one reason to buy expensive fragrances over ZARA replicas
      I use the London fragrance btw

      • Anonymous says:

        Pretty good.

        I love ZARA so much they rip off all these expensive smelly waters and sell for pennies
        Girls like ZARA unless they’re turbowhore golddiggers who know all about expensive brands and you want to avoid those women anyway
        Give me one reason to buy expensive fragrances over ZARA replicas
        I use the London fragrance btw

        The real thing is better and I’m not poor. You think Zara puts ambergris in their colognes?

  2. Anonymous says:

    You’re about a decade too late, is it even the same scent? The brand is a scam parade.
    Bourdon should just make his own version with the og formula, word will get around and he’ll rack up more than all those heckers owed him. Surprised he wasn’t approached by other brands for that bonaparte juice.

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