At some point in your married life, fisting isn’t as romantic as it used to be. But your fellow hog of a wife still needs pleasing, so wat do?
An actual product being sold for $169 + shipping will solve your problem. That’s a lot of money for a gadget, but it can hammer her hidey hole at impressive 2,500 strokes per minute.
Quotes from the sales page
The Fuck Saw is a very special hand held fucking machine that can fuck really hard using the motion and six different speeds of a reciprocating saw.
I don’t think “very special” is the most apt description for something that will “fuck you really hard” at six different speeds, but OK.
You hold it like a gun, and drill into the ass or vagina with powerful and steady force.
Hold my sex toy like a gun? I wouldn’t have it any other way.
This sex machine is cool looking and hard core. The Fuck Saw supplies a great machine powered fuck.
To conclude, no other dildo will drill into your ass or vagina with 2500 SPM of powerful and steady force until your great fuck has been supplied. And what sales pitch can top that?
The store tags it as a best seller, which is not surprising.