The Four River Valley Civilizations

Which was objectively the most advanced?

Which was objectively the most kino?

Which was objectively the most stable?

Which was objectively the most influential?

Finally, if you were to live in one, which would it be?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know, which one is still around as a superpower?
    thats right india #1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Modern India is not the Indus valley civilization. And China still exists and is arguably a superpower, unlike India.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Modern India isn’t even in the Indus Valley

      SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE CIVILIZATION

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SAAR ARE YOU MAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pakistan*

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >China older than Mesopotamia
    Tiannaman square happened. Just admit it. Everybody already knows.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Which was objectively the most advanced?
    Egypt

    >Which was objectively the most kino?
    Egypt

    >Which was objectively the most stable?
    We don't know much about the Indus Valley Civ but there doesn't seem to be any evidence of warfare or destructive periods before its collapse

    >Which was objectively the most influential?
    Mesopotomia

    >Finally, if you were to live in one, which would it be?
    None, civilization is the Anti-Christ

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indus Valley most kino. They were peaceful and meditated.. probably vegetarians too. Then the steppenigs ruined it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They were peaceful and meditated.. probably vegetarians too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s true. The based parts of Hinduism come from them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the stuff that came thousands of years after the Vedas comes from them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to them? Did they get fricked by northwestern nomads?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody really knows , i think the common consensus is climate change caused their agriculture to collapse and then they migrated east with the aryans.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They collapsed because the climate in their region became drier and the morons didn't use irrigation IIRC
        Aryans came later and mixed with the Indus people as they moved eastward

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They did use irrigation
          Noe one really knows why they collapsed, one theory is that their main river (not the Indus) dried up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >one theory is that their main river (not the Indus) dried up
            that's a meme theory peddled by pajeets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When Lord Indra arrived in his chariot on the banks of the Ganges to slaughter 6 million dasyu varna the first and only word he spoke was "Namaste".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nazi quads holy frick

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    pretending to be the oldest
    lol

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just look at GDP per capita...China is not on the same level as others.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Which was objectively the most advanced?
    Roughly the same I think, with maybe Egypt as the close number 1
    >Which was objectively the most kino?
    Mesopotamia, though I always have a soft spot for Yellow River
    >Which was objectively the most stable?
    Egypt. Mesopotamia was a collection of city states, Yellow might've ended up as the Xia which would make them the 2nd most stable and we know jack about Indus river
    >Which was objectively the most influential?
    Mesopotamia, Egypt, China, and Indus. In that order
    >Finally, if you were to live in one, which would it be?
    China, mostly because their climate is objectively the best. I hate heat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      China is humid and hot as shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Depends where.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yellow river is in temperate region comparable to Anatolia and Greece though. An improvement compared to Meso or Egypt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yellow River is Humid Continental, with Hot Summers and Dry Winters, with some Semi Arid Steppe. There's some Semi Arid Steppe in central Anatolia, but it's mostly Mediterranean Climate which is characterized by having it's Hot season by Dry and it's Winter season being Wet. Quite different from the North China Plain.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >three became great superpowers of the ancient world with civilizations coming and going some even lasting for thousands of years
    >indus valley completely forgotten until recent years and isn't even the birthplace of modern india. Such literal WHOs that we don't even know the actual names of their towns
    what's the reason for this? Where they really just the worlds first great jobbers?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the creator of the map made sure to depict Taiwan as part of China even five thousand years ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also it says on the timetable that China is older than Mesopotamia lmfao

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >China
    >3950-1000
    >Taiwan colonized
    Fricking kek, even the Xia is mostly mythological and that only goes back to 2000s.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nile on all counts due to its connection to the Mediterranean. Han, Tang and Song China might be brief exceptions, but this is debatable.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Which was objectively the most advanced?
    Prolly China, able to sustain the highest population and produces lots of extremely essential technologies.
    >Which was objectively the most kino?
    Egypt no question. Pyramids, mummies, bird gods, frogs, the list goes on...
    >Which was objectively the most stable?
    Probably Egypt again, since the Nile was so stable. Floods in China have killed like a gorillion people.
    >Which was objectively the most influential?
    China, because it still exists.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Which was objectively the most advanced?
    China. Chinese civilization existed until the Communist Revolution so it had to far more advanced techs than the others.

    >Which was objectively the most kino?
    Too subjective.

    >Which was objectively the most stable?
    Either Early Tang China or Old Kingdom Egypt. Mesopotamia and the IVC were just a bunch of (warring) city-states.

    >Which was objectively the most influential?
    Egypt. Writing, farming, architecture, medecine, astronomy, mathematics, kingship were all invented there.

    >Finally, if you were to live in one, which would it be?
    Egypt.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You missed one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP also missed Peru

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Which was objectively the most advanced?
    Egypt
    >Which was objectively the most kino?
    Egypt
    >Which was objectively the most stable?
    Egypt
    >Which was objectively the most influential?
    Egypt
    >Finally, if you were to live in one, which would it be?
    Egypt

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on era. Esrly on is obviously Mesopotamia.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    China.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    India is still a superpower

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True enough

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Egypt

    Egypt

    Egypt or Mesopotamia, if you include Medieval then maybe India

    Egypt

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This one, frick your semitecentric take on history.

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